Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Be very very afraid.
Be very very very afraid.
Be very very very very afraid.
Be terrified because...I have written another chapter! Mwahahahahahaha! And it's a bad one, too!! Mwahahaha...wait...::Rethinks words::
I almost shed tears at all the reviews I got...and people actually joined in on the contest!! It's amazing!! It's going to be super-difficult to announce the winners of this one.
Mayanbara: Holy crap!! You're alive!! ::Hides under bed and looks around the room in a paranoid manner::
Ashley: I need your new e-mail address. And do you know what I went through to get this chapter up?!! Days of work went into this!! (Hard to imagine, I know. I'm usually very lazy with stories and such.) My hands are killing me, believe it or not, so I might be sending very short e-mails for a couple of days. (Lucky you.)
Sir Padfoot Fan: You're in college? ::Faints:: Thank you so much for the reviews!! You've really helped me boost my self-esteem!! Sorry this chapter took so long!! (Explanation about the delay at end of chapter.)
Zha zha: Thank you for reviewing! I haven't had my soda yet so I'm not very creative with answering reviews here...where did I put that stash of soda, anyhow...anyway, thank you!
Cerra-chan: Rabid squirrel...so many evil ideas running through my head. I'll be sure to consider that. ::Grins in a very evil way::
Oki Data: Your review made me laugh. And I can just picture Eclipse wearing those pajamas...LOL.
Saku-Kitsune: You finally reviewed!! I was starting to think you died or something! Oh well, guess I won't need these...::Tosses black dress and flowers into the trash.:: And I am proud to announce that I am picking up more and more Japanese terms!!
Credit for this chapter goes to all people (sure hope they're people) listed above.
Now, for the winner of the contest. Drum roll please! ::Opens envelope::
"We'd like to inform you that the weapons of mass destruction you ordered will arrive in two days, sincerely Ebay..."
::Sweatdrops:: Oops. Wrong envelope. Just ignore that....
All right, here we go.
Third place winner: Mayanbara! Congrats! You get a Krayon plushie.
Second place winner: Cerra-chan! You get a Rae or Eclipse plushie of your choice.
First place: Dundundundun! It's the moment you've all been dreading! The announcement of the first place winner! The Projector of demon PJ's! The Imaginer of Images! The Fabricator of sleeping Fabrics! The Super Sleepwear Sleuth! The Notorious Nighttime...you get the picture. Anyway, first place goes to.............................................(drawing out the suspense, like doctors enjoy doing before sticking you with the needle)............................Oki Data!!! You get plushies of all the characters!! ::Confetti falls from the ceiling::
The best thing about this is that Ashley, Saku-Kitsune and Mayanbara live in Tennessee, while I am happily (and safely) located in Nevada. They cannot kill me for not putting them in first place.
On second thought, they might. ::Packs bags:: I hear the moon is nice this time of year...
I'd like to thank all the contestants for the mental images they sent AND they all get boxes of pocky. Enjoy! Oh yeah, and I did not judge the contestants based on anything except their descriptions of Eclipse's pajamas, so you can't sue me if you didn't win anything. Ha!
Disclaimer: Stupid thing...Fine! I don't own Rae or Eclipse or any of them! ::Curls up in corner and cries:: However I do own Fang. Not that he's any good...just another piece of clutter in my already-messed-up mind.
The author notes are still there. So if you're the impatient type and/or hate author notes, leave now while you still have your sanity. Which, by the way, I have no responsibility over if you lose it.
Story takes place where I left off, when Fang was chewing on Eclipse's hair. Mayanbara inspired this scene, so give her a round of applause! (Before she shoots you.)
BTW, this story contains a little bit of language from Eclipse's side. It's nothing too bad, just two words.
About ten minutes later Fang tired of Eclipse's hair, which was now just past the demon's shoulders and had many, many split ends.
The demonic minion of doom shifted his beady eyes to a nearby closet. (Yes, now Eclipse has a closet.) Hopping over to the door, Fang studied the wood. After a few minutes of starting Fang started chewing.
Fang chewed. And chewed. And chewed. And chewed. And chewed. And...he finally made a hole big enough to slip through.
Once inside the dark closet Fang saw a small, taped-up cardboard box. (::Grabs popcorn:: This is the suspenseful part.)
Fang started to chew through the cardboard.
Seconds later, Fang saw what was in the box.
A...pair...of...gruesome...furry...big...pink..................bunny slippers!!! ::Horror music::
Pink bunny slippers in all their fuzzy glory. They even had little tails on the heels and ears on the front.
Fang looked at the slippers for a long time. They didn't look edible. (I suppose the door and the cardboard and Eclipse's robe and Chris' shoes looked appetizing, though?)
The bunny's ears perked up as Eclipse rose from his bed. The demon bunny hid in the box and stayed motionless.
Eclipse muttered something and walked out of the room and down the hall, probably to the bathroom.
Suddenly a yell of anger and anguish echoed through the castle. "AAAARRRGGHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!" (Told you there was language.)
Fang's instincts told him to move, and move fast. He hopped out of the closet and raced down the hall to Raenef's room.
Erutis and Chris poked their heads out of their doors. (Rae's a deep sleeper.) They watched dully as Fang hopped past them.
Erutis looked toward the bathroom. "What the heck's going on? Who's yelling?"
Chris yawned. "I dunno." He turned and went back in his room.
"DAMN ANIMAL!!!" Eclipse yelled furiously.
Erutis watched as Eclipse came storming out of the room. Her eyes widened as she saw his hair. "What happened to you?" She asked as he stopped in front of Rae's room.
Eclipse knocked on the door. "Master Raenef!"
Chris came back out of his room. "What's all the racket?"
"Eclipse's hair is half its length and he's pissed." Erutis explained, straight to the point. (My favorite country song came on again!!! WOOT!! That was totally random.)
Raenef came to the door of his bedroom, eyes half-closed and looking adorable as always. (Kawaii!)
"Master Raenef, where is that animal?" Eclipse said, trying his best not to let the anger show in his voice.
"You mean Fang? He's in here." Raenef pointed to Fang, who was curled up on his bed and apparently sleeping. Raenef looked back at Eclipse. "Why is your hair so short?"
"That...animal shortened it." Eclipse was trying his best to explain what happened without sounding ridiculous.
"Shortened it? How?" Raenef was awake now. (I'm a poet and didn't even know it.)
"He chewed it, Master Raenef." Eclipse said in a low voice so Erutis and Chris couldn't hear.
Eclipse underestimated
Erutis' ears. "Fang chewed on your hair?!" She started laughing
uncontrollably along with Chris. Raenef looked from Eclipse to Erutis
and Chris.
Eclipse's eyes were angry. Laughter turned into
howls of pain from Chris and Erutis as they rushed off to find water
to put out the flames dancing on their heads.
"Master Raenef, we need to send that creature back where it came from." Eclipse said to the young Demon Lord.
"Send Fang back? But..." Raenef's eyes started to fill with tears.
Eclipse sighed. Why did Raenef always have to cry? "Master Raenef, please try to understand that the animal has done nothing except cause trouble around here. And besides, it'll be happier when it gets back home."
Raenef looked at the ground sadly. "Okay..."
Ten minutes later Chris, Erutis and Raenef watched as Eclipse chanted something as Fang looked on from the middle of a circle. Suddenly there was a flash of light and Fang was gone. (DON'T STOP READING!! IT GETS BETTER!)
Two days later....
Erutis and Raenef watched as Chris drew another summoning circle. "This time I shall not fail! I will summon a Demon Lord!"
A bright flash of light, and then...
"NOOOOO!!" Chris wailed. There, standing in the middle of the circle, was a squirrel. Its beady black eyes gleamed as it set its sights on Chris' new leather shoes...
I know, I know, lame ending but it was fun while it lasted, ne? I wrote this at midnight, people. Give me a break. Besides, I might write another humor fic soon. It'll be better. I hope.
I want to thank Cerra-chan for the squirrel idea. I know I should be coming up with original stuff and not leech off other people, but I was desperate to finish this dratted thing.
Right, an explanation for the delay: ComputerwackedoutandthenassoonasitwasfixeditbrokeagainandsoIhadtotransferallmyfileswhichtookforeverandthenschoolstartedandtheteachers...thentherewasaseveresodashortageandnotenoughideasinmyheadafterthewritersblockissue.
There. You figure that out. It'll keep your mind occupied. ::Smiles::
Don't worry, I'll be back soon to wreak havoc upon fanficition soon enough.
Rae: Wait. So...wreaking havoc is bad, but for fanfiction writers it's good so we shouldn't worry, but then if you write more about me and my friends it's bad for us, so we should worry but you told us not to...
Authoress: ::Pats Rae on the head.::
NOTE: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC.
