Disclaimer – I own nothing but the seriously perverted character of Marsha: who likes to see London, likes to see France, but most of all likes pretty boys underpants....
Revenge is in the air in this particular chapter, and tis' not being carried out by only one person I tell you!
Thanks a bunch (bunch of what? I dunno y'all have imaginations you make it up!) to all the folks who reviewed the last chapter....
Morrigan Fearn, Rogue14, Lancitty92, DemonRogue13, Hana the wreck, Pyro Lady, Lyrafan, Amelia, Sick minded sucker, Angel of the fallen stars, Mads Mads and Chllr107(rolo is ororo/logan, I think rogue/logan is called rogan or something along that line, who makes these damn names up anyway?).
... I love feedback so thanks and keep reviewing:)
Ms Fearn & Amelia – why do people always guess my storylines? Ah well enjoy it even though the girl I had in mind isn't the one y'all suggested. Oh and Magneto and Xavier doing the hula... I love it! That's so going in the next chapter!
Pyro Lady – that's exactly what I am going to have happen in Death By Crazy Pissed-Off Over Possessive Girlfriends and Pietro (yeah, I extended the title to include the hyper little brat), my last chapter...again with the guessing of my storylines? You guys are too clever for you own good!
And now it's time for Marsha to learn that payback really is a bitch....
'cowabunga' = thoughts
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Jubby a.k.a Death By Frisbee
Marsha paused for a second to gather her bearings. She took in the décor of the hallway and decided that she'd definitely been down this corridor before.
She had been wandering around the upper floor of the institute for a good 10 minutes and didn't have a freaking clue where the stairs were, she was also sure she had been walking around in a circle, but because it all looked the same she really had no idea.
'Hmmm...ok, I went this way last time, so now I'll go this way' She spun around in her Manolo's and then stalked down the full length of the corridor.
"Ah ha!" she said triumphantly as she spotted the stairs. She dashed down them, ran through the double doors and outside into the fresh air.
Marsha smiled, soaking up the sunshine.
"BOOM!"
Marsha spun around to see all the kids she had met earlier playing a game of basketball. The blonde girl was producing bombs and throwing them in the air like firecrackers.
She smiled as she sighted her pray.
Oh yes.
Revenge was going to be Sweet....
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".....And it's going to be all ours! Muahahahahahahaha!"
Rogue, Remy, Kitty and Lance all exchanged uneasy glances across the kitchen table as they watched Pietro do the whole insane laughter thing.
Remy leaned over to the others. "Remy thinks Speedy be spending way too much time with his father, non?"
Kitty and Lance nodded desolately whilst Rogue just whispered a quick sarcastic; "Ya think?"
Kitty raised her hand in the air.
"Speak!" said Pietro haughtily, cutting off his laughter.
"Umm.... Seeing as Marsha hasn't like, hit on your boyfriend or stole his underwear and stuff, why are you all hell bent on revenge?" asked Kitty in her best schoolgirl voice
Remy looked at Lance and Rogue, "De lil' psycho has a boyfriend?"
Lance shrugged, "Probably..."
"Because Ms Pryde," replied Pietro, "That wench is responsible for this!" Pietro sped over to the kitchen door and opened it, revealing Wanda and Pyro making out on the sofa.
"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Pietro sped over towards the frenching couple, grabbed John off of his sister and rushed out the house. Thirty seconds later he sped back in front of Wanda, panting and out of breath.
"Ha! See if you can make out with him if he's in Canada!" he said triumphantly.
Wanda just smiled at him stupidly. "I like John" was all she said before she hexed Pietro's powers and made him bring her boyfriend back.
"Quit doing that!" shouted Pietro as Wanda continued her make out session with her newly returned boyfriend.
"When the hell did this happen?" asked Lance in shock
"Well Remy'll be damned," said Remy as Wanda continued to make out with John, "De pyromanic went and found another psycho. What are de chances?"
"In this town? Very high" quipped Rogue as Wanda looked up.
"Did you just call me psycho?" she said angrily, glaring at Remy while blue energy crackled around her fingertips.
"Er...no. Remy said Speedy be a man-ho." Gambit said hastily, hiding behind Rogue for protection.
"Oh...Ok!" said Wanda happily
"Hey!" said Pietro indignantly, "I'm offended that you would think....Eh...you're right"
"A little privacy please mates?" said John as he looked up with an insane grin, lipstick all over his face.
Lance sighed and grabbed the back of Pietro's shirt dragging him back into the kitchen.
"I pity you, that man could be your brother-in-law," he told Pietro as he shoved him onto a chair.
Pietro thought about this for a second. "I'm gonna kill that shrink." He said finally, he turned to Lance, "And hello! It's not like your gonna have great in-laws anyways. You-tried-to-kill-them!"
"We thought of a way to deal with that already," said Lance, turning to Kitty and smiling.
"Yeah...what?" said Rogue interestedly.
"Move to a different country and tell my parents I married someone called Jacques who lives on an army base which we can never leave and they can never visit." Explained Kitty in one breath
"Huh" said Rogue, "That works"
"Can we get back on topic please!" screamed Pietro, throwing his hands up in the air. "Are we going to kill the shrink or not???"
"Definitely!" answered the other four as one.
"Plus that woman is banging Toad, "added Lance, "Which is just plain wrong."
"And nasty" blanched Rogue
Pietro stood up dramatically and put his hands on his hips "She must be stopped!"
"YEAH!" shouted the others in agreement
"Ok so here's what we're gonna do" he leaned in to explain his plan as Freddy walked in to make a smoothie, the blender drowning out all sounds of the conversation.
"So its settled then," said Rogue with and evil smirk, "Tomorrow, that bitch is goin' down."
The five Marsha-haters all steepled their fingers and grinned insanely.
"Excellent."
"Man..." said Freddy in fear as he backed slowly out the door with his smoothie. "You guys watch the Simpson's waaaaayyyy too much."
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"Hi kids!" said Marsha happily as she strolled over to the basketball court.
"Uh-oh" said Jamie uneasily. The rest of the gang tensed up as well.
"What's up?" said Marsha grabbing the basket ball off the floor and throwing it over her shoulder at the hoop, where it gracefully sailed in without touching the rim.
"S-wishhhhh!" said Ray appreciatively. Jubilee stepped forward.
"Um ... you're not like, mad or anything or you? Because it's not our fault Jean kicked your ass." She said with what she hoped was an adorable smile.
Marsha waved her hand around dismissively "Oh that? Happens all the time, I just wanted a word with Bobby here actually."
"Me?" said a shocked Bobby, "What about?"
"Yeah what about?" asked Jubilee suspiciously, wondering whether or not this Marsha chick would sink low enough to hit on a sixteen year old boy. Her sixteen year old boy.
Marsha just tapped her nose secretively. "That's between me and him little girl," said Marsha patronisingly, making Jubilee scowl.
Bobby looked around at his friends, who nodded at him encouragingly. He shrugged and went over to Marsha, who put her arm around his shoulders and led him away.
Jubilee growled quietly before stomping her foot on the ground and following them at a slow pace.
"Where are yah going?" asked Sam picking up the basketball and spinning it on his forefinger.
Jubilee turned around and popped her gum in annoyance. "To follow them, duh!"
"Why, are ye jealous lass?" teased Rahne
"YES! I mean no! You guys coming or not?" she said impatiently, watching Bobby and Marsha get further and further away.
The gang looked at each other, "Eh...why not?"
Jubilee grinned as they began to stalk their prey.
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Meanwhile....several metres away....
"So let me get this straight." Said Bobby looking at the shrink-woman in surprise. "You're going to help me get Jubilee?"
Marsha nodded, "Ah ha"
"And you're doing this because....?"
"Bobby, Bobby, Bobby..." said Marsha as she put her arm back around the boy (who was kinda cute), "In our short time together, I have noticed that you definitely have the hots for that girl, now you want to date her don't you?"
Bobby nodded dumbly.
"Well then it just so happens, that fate has sent me to hook you two up good and proper."
"And your what?" asked Bobby sceptically, "Doing this out of the goodness of your heart."
Marsha looked at him as if he was crazy. "Boy, Hell no!" she held out her palm, "Gimmie my $100."
Bobby shrugged and gave her Scott's credit card. "So what are you going to do?" he asked her.
Marsha smiled at him, "Well I have often found that the best way to get a girl to admit her feelings for you is to make her jealous...."
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"Let's get closer!" said Jubilee behind her clump of bushes. "I can't hear what they're saying!"
"Bobby's saying something along the lines of 'no! no! anyone but her!'" Rahne informed them all, whilst trying to see how many clumps of grass she could put in Roberto's hair without him noticing.
"Wait!" said Ray sticking out an arm to prevent Jubilee from getting any closer, "they're getting up."
"Nah – the shrink is getting up." Clarified Sam
"What's she doing?" asked Jamie, the poor kid was stuck behind Ray and the orange flicks were blocking his view.
"She getting out her cell phone." Said Tabby, the group watched as Marsha handed Bobby the phone, he punched in the numbers and then sat back down on the grass as he waited for his call to connect.
"BRING! BRING!"
"Huh?"
There was a minute of confusion as every member of the New Mutants rifled through their pockets to check their phones.
"Not Me" said Jubes
"Or Me" volunteered Ray
"Me!" said Tabby happily, "Hey Bobby what do you want?"
"How did you know it's me?" said Bobby in surprise
"Caller ID stupid!" said Tabby briskly as the others crowded around so they could hear what was going on.
"Uh- Tabby I'm not using my phon-"started Bobby in confusion when Tabitha interrupted him.
"I'm a busy gal Drake you want something, spit it out already!"
"Uh...okay. Can you do me a favour?
Tabby popped her gum, "Oh yeah like what?...Ah ha....Ah ha...really?...okay!" she snapped her phone shut, ending the call.
"So what did he say!!" asked Jubilee excitedly
"He wants me to meet him at the gazebo in a minute." Relayed Tabby. She sat down and pulled out her nail file, "I don't get it why does he want to talk to me?"
"I dunno, but wouldn't trust that Marsha woman if I were you." Offered Amara, "I don't know what it is, but I'm sure she's evil, or maybe just really stupid. I mean hitting on a guy right in front of his telepath girlfriend! Eh-Eh" she made a chopping motion across her neck with her hand.
Tabby got up to leave, "Well when I know you'll know, besides...if 'Shrink-a-zoid' thinks she can get one up on us then she's got another thing coming right?"
The gang looked at each other happily and exchanged evil looks.
"Oh yeah" said Ray proudly, "We bad"
"That - and we have way too much time on our hands" noted Jamie sagely, whilst several of his clones nodded in agreement.
Tabby saluted them all and then marched off towards the gazebo, taking the long way round so Bobby wouldn't know that they were spying.
"So what do think is going on?" speculated Amara as they watched Tabby sneak off
"It's obvious!" said Jamie excitedly as he bounced up and down on his heels, "Evil aliens have come down to earth and have started possessing humans, first they got that Marsha woman, and she got Bobby, and now they're getting Tabby too!"
Nothing was said as everyone looked at Jamie weirdly.
"Ok! Who gave him sugar?" demanded Jubilee, looking around accusingly at Roberto in particular
"Don't look at me that was only one time!" he said defensively, "I swear you make one mistake and no one ever lets you forget it....."he grumbled as the Jamie's jumped around in a circle
"Hey!" said one of the Jamie's, "It could happen"
Sam looked at him pityingly, "Yeah – and Scott's Dad is really alive and he's thah captain of a renegade group in space called thah Starjammers."
Jamie(s) stopped dancing and frowned. "That's just stupid"
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"So let me get this straight,"Tabby popped her gum and jumped up so she was sitting on the railing of the gazebo. "You want me to pretend to go out with Bobby, to make Jubilee jealous so she'll go out with him?"
"Exactly" Marsha smiled at her indulgently
"Why doesn't he just ask her out straight, I mean it's not like she'd say no" said Tabitha pointedly
"Because it's apparently not that simple," sighed Bobby, he looked at Marsha and frowned, "Is it?"
"Oh of course not" paffed Marsha dismissively, "You have to make the girl really want you, and trust me, jealously brings out love for someone like no other thing on this planet." Marsha sighed as she thought back to the couples she'd met with yesterday. "Trust me, I know."
"So is that how you get guys to go out with you?" asked Tabitha interestedly
"Er – apparently I'm too flirty," stated Marsha. She threw her hands up in the air in despair. "It's the stupidest thing I have ever heard, I mean HELLO! So not a flirt right?" She looked at Bobby and Tabitha expectantly. The silence just stretched out as they stared at her in disbelief.
"RIGHT?"
"Oh yeah..." said Tabby quickly
"Crazy people, crazy world" added Bobby, he rolled his eyes discreetly then turned to Tabitha, "So you gonna help me or what?"
"Hmm..." Tabby popped her gum again as she thought it over. "What's in it for me."
"I'll give you 50 bucks," said Marsha pointedly
Tabby jumped off the railing and held out her hand. "Lady, you got yourself a deal!"
Marsha grinned wider then a Cheshire cat as she shook Tabitha's hand.
"Ok so here's what you gotta do........."
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Back at the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House......
"FISH???" screamed Pietro. He picked up a dead fish from the pile on the kitchen table by the tail and waved it around maniacally. "I love it!!! Haaahhahahaa! Revenge will be mine oh yes it will..." He smacked Lance over the head with the fish. "Good work minion!"
Lance rubbed his head and sighed. He turned towards the others, "Ok which idiot gave him sugar?"
Gambit shifted guiltily in his seat and held up a hand. "Ok dat might have possibly been Remy"
Lance looked from Pietro dancing on the table with his fish, to Kitty and Rogue arguing over who would get to kick Marsha's ass first to Gambit playing solitaire on the counter. He put his face in his hands despairingly.
"We are so screwed"
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"It's terrible you have to come quick!" said Marsha as she burst through the door of the rec. room where the remaining new mutants were gathered.
"What's wrong Lass?" asked Rahne getting up from her place on the couch.
Marsha ran over to Jubilee. "Oh Julia you have to come see I couldn't believe it!"
"My names Jubilee!" she shouted angrily, "And what's got your panties in a twist?"
Jamie sniggered and nudged Roberto "She said panties!" he whispered
"It's Bobby!" said Marsha excitedly, having fun with pissing off Jubilee
"What about Bobby?" asked Ray
"He's.....well ....you'll have to come see for yourself!" she grabbed Jubilee's hand and dragged her out the door. "Come on Justine!"
"IT'S JUBILEE!"
Sam looked at the others, "We're following right?"
They others nodded and began to run after the retreating pair, followed by a few dozen Jamie's singing. "Were off to find the Bobby! The wonderful Bobby of Ice..."
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Tabitha peeked through the open gap in Bobby's doorway. She closed the door fully and turned around.
"They're coming!" she said excitedly
Bobby looked extremely nervous, "So uh...do we like um...hold hands or something?" he tugged at his shirt collar as Tabitha advanced on him with an evil grin.
"Pucker-up!" she said nastily as she jumped in to his arms, causing the two of them to fall back on the bed.
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"LOOK JESSICA IT'S THE BOY YOU LIKE MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL!" said Marsha dramatically as she threw open the door to Bobby's room.
Tabitha pushed Bobby away from her and slapped him. "Don't you ever do that again!" she said huffily before stalking away from him.
Bobby looked in horror at the two girls, "Urgh...this wasn't the plan." He muttered weakly before a pissed off Jubes descended on him.
"ROBERT DRAKE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU TWO TIMING LITTLE PIECE OF SHI-"
"Someone get the snacks!" Said Ray as they watched Jubilee smack around Bobby with an umbrella that had been lying around in a corner.
"Ow Jubes! Wait! Ow! Just let me explain!"
Marsha watched the violence happily. She loved getting her own back. She sidled over to Ray and Roberto. "You know, it's kind of disgusting that your so called 'friend' betrayed one of your other friends like that. If I were you, I would so get revenge on her behalf ..."
"You know that was really skanky of him leading Jubes on and everything...." Said Ray thoughtfully.
"I say we kick his ass!" said Roberto
"YEAH!" shouted the Jamie's as they all lunged for Bobby at the same time.
Bobby looked over the pillow he was using as a shield to see them all swarming towards him. He jumped up onto the bed in fear. "GUYS LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE!"
"Yeah! Ah don't know why y'all are making such a fuss, Ah mean, Ah kissed Jubilee and no-one cared!" said Sam dismissively
"YOU DID WHAT!" said Bobby from his place on the bed. He threw his pillow at the Jamie's and lunged off the bed towards Sam. "DIE!"
"Did he really kiss Jubilee?" asked Amara as she ate popcorn whilst leaning against the wall.
Rahne look at her as if she had lost it. She reached into the tub and took out a handful of popcorn. "Are ye crazy lass? He's just..." Rahne looked over to see Marsha glancing in their direction. "He just felt left out the fight that's all!" she said quickly.
Amara tutted "Boys!" she turned to Rahne, "Looks like fun you wanna join in?"
Rahne smiled at her as she began to morph into her Wolfsbane form. "Yer on Princess!"
Tabby waited until everyone was in the fight before walking up to Marsha. "Ok job done, gimmie!" she held out her hand expectantly as Marsha put two hundred dollars in her palm.
"Thanks kid!" said Marsha happily, surveying the brawl she had created, "This was easier then I thought." She turned to Tabby who was counting the money, "I think I'll go now, by-"
"HEY GUYS I GOT THE MONEY!!!!" shouted Tabitha happily. In a mille-second, everyone stopped fighting and turned towards Marsha (apart from Bobby who was being sat on by several of Jamie's clones).
Jubilee walked over to Tabby and took the money happily. The girls hi-fived each other.
"Oh-oh" said Marsha as the others blocked off the doorway and her escape route.
"Yah damn skippy!" said Jubilee as she lunged for Marsha who ducked under her swinging fist and ran right into the others, who circled around her leaving her totally, and utterly trapped.
"Crud!" sighed Marsha as she waited for her second beating of the day.
"mhah mhah mehll" mumbled Bobby from under the Jamie clones as Jubilee circled Marsha sinisterly.
"Clever plan trying to bring us down, but you forgot one thing!" she brought out her cell phone with a flourish. "Modern communications! Tabby told us all about your plan before you could carry it out!"
"Mhay mhidnt manymhon mell me!" said Bobby from under the Jamie's.
"Aww let him um Jamie...es" said Ray pityingly.
Jubilee walked over to Bobby and sighed, she rested her elbow on one of his shoulders. "We didn't tell you because you were stupid enough to go along with it in the first place...that and you're a crappy actor!"
She looked at him and smiled. "You know, if you like, wanted a date you could have just asked!"
Bobby looked at her through one swollen eye and grinned. "Really? So you wanna go to the movies with me tomorrow night?"
Jubilee shrugged, "Eh...maybe"
"I like that your unpredictable." Said Bobby pointedly as they turned back towards the others.
"So what are we going tah do with this hussie" asked Sam indicating Marsha with his head.
Marsha quivered miserably as they tossed about suggestions.
"I say we boil her in chocolate" said Tabitha
"Set her on fire!" Amara suggested as she created a small fireball and began to toss it around.
"Electrocute her"
"Torch her car"
"HIT HER WITH A CHAIR!" said Jamie excitedly
Amara looked at him and sighed before turning to Rahne. "You know you really shouldn't let him watch Jerry Springer with you."
Rahne just rolled her eyes as Bobby stepped forward.
"Or......we could just freeze her underwear" as he zapped some ice at Marsha's ass.
"AIYEEEEEEEEE! HOLY CRAP ITS SOOO COLD TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE IT OFF!!!"
"Are ye videotaping this Sammy?" asked Rahne
Sam whipped out the portable camcorder. "Don't yah just know it!" he said happily as he watched Marsha's trek around the room.
Marsha finally slowed down and stopped next to Bobby. "You know after you get over the initial shock," she said breathlessly, "this actually feels quite nice." She reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out a card, you know I'm having this party next week and I'd really appreciate it if you would come over and well...you know." She said saucily as Jubilee looked on in disbelief.
"I can't believe you!" she said exasperatedly. "JAMIE! CHAIR! NOW!"
A few Jamie's happily tossed Jubes a chair as Marsha ran behind Bobby.
"Save me" she squealed as Jubilee advanced menacingly.
Bobby moved out the way and next to Jubes. "No thanks!" he sniffed as he put an arm around Jubilee. "I'd rather help my girl thanks."
"Nice try, but we're still going to get you for being a stupid ass!" sang Jubilee
"Phooey!" exclaimed Bobby as he went to watch the festivities in the corner.
Ray stood on Bobby's bed as he provided the commentary for the ongoing action.
"And Jubes swings at shrinko with the chair but the shrink ducks. OOOOOHHH! But our girl didn't miss the second time as Marsha gets a chair to the ass!"
Jubilee dropped the chair and did peace signs to her crowed who all cheered.
"I think it's time for some fireworks!" she said happily as she chased Marsha around the room. Marsha was doing quite well until Tabby decided to stick out a foot and trip her over.
A few seconds later....
"MY HAIR!" screamed Marsha as some of Jubilee's fireworks got a little too close for comfort.
"Pretty" said Amara to Jubilee as they watched Marsha streak around the room with flames trailing out behind her looking for water.
"I try." replied Jubilee as Marsha opened a bottle of coke and tipped it over her hair.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Jubilee's face fell as Marsha's face contorted nastily.
"And the moral of this story is...." began Ray
"Never mess with a girl's hair." finished Tabby as they watched Jubilee throw objects in Marsha's way as she dashed around Bobby's room to avoid the seriously pissed off shrink.
"GUYS A WEAPON WOULD BE NICE!" cried Jubilee as she ran past the bed for the second time on which the others were now all sitting.
Rahne tossed a Frisbee at Jubilee which she caught as she jumped over the fallen chair in the middle of the room.
Jubilee paused to see what she had actually been given. "What the freakin' hell am I supposed to do with this?" she exclaimed as Marsha charged towards her. In a moment of panic, Jubilee blindly tossed the Frisbee at the advancing woman, smacking right in between her eyes.
"OW!! My eye!" screamed Marsha as she bent over in pain, holding her face. Bobby took this opportunity to ice the floor under their opponents feet, causing her to slide haphazardly towards....
"The window!" shrieked Tabby as she jumped up, just as Marsha smacked against the windowsill and tipped out of the open second story window.
All the New Mutants rushed to the window, looks of horror etched on their faces.
"Is she dead?" asked Bobby fearfully from the back.
"Er...not exactly." Said Amara as she pulled Bobby to the front. He looked over to see that Marsha had landed in the bushes under his window and was sitting up and looking around in a daze.
They heard her give out a small 'ow' before she fainted, falling in an undignified heap across a prickly clump of twigs.
"Should we help her?" asked Sam as he closed his video camera. The group exchanged looks.
"NAH!"
"Anyone else feel like pizza?" asked Bobby as they turned away from the window.
"Dinner's on me!" said Jubilee happily as she brought out the money they had scammed off Marsha with a flourish.
"WAIT A SEC!" said Bobby as something hit him, the others turning to look at him in surprise. Bobby turned to Sam "Did you really kiss Jubilee?" he demanded angrily
Sam looked at Jubilee apologetically, "No offence, but as yah would put it 'Ew!', Ah mean you're lahke mah little sister! Ah was just saying it for show."
"Oh...that's ok then." Said Bobby haughtily.
"Hey when are we going to get Bobby for being so stupid?" asked Tabby
"Hmm...right now is cool," said Jubilee thoughtfully. "What's about you guys?"
"Now's cool" said Ray as the others nodded in agreement.
"TAPE HIM TO THE WALL!" suggested Jamie happily
"You wouldn't" said Bobby apprehensively as he backed away from the others.
Sam found a roll of duct tape and pulled out a long strip.
"Oh Ah think we would!"
A few minutes later, Bobby had been securely fastened to the wall with several rolls of duct tape.
"Bye dude we'll save you some pizza" said Ray giving Bobby the thumbs up as he strolled out the door.
"See you later hon!" said Jubilee jokingly as she finished drawing Bobby a pair of lips on the tape across his mouth with lipstick. She the lips a quick kiss before she pulled out the money and shouted "LET'S GO TO THE MALL!".
Bobby watched as his friends strolled out the room.
"May muys! Mu mahnt meahve mme mere! Muys? Muys! Mah mrap!"
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Ororo sipped her tea as she enjoyed her stroll around the garden. She walked past a clump of bushes and was about to take another sip when she noticed something. She backtracked a few paces to see a young woman looking very bedraggled and battered sleeping in her bush.
The ends of her were smoking a little.
"How odd" said Ororo as she created a small wind and proceeded to lift the woman towards the med bay.
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Some Interpretations (a.k.a. what Bobby said when he was being sat on or was taped to the wall)
"mhah mhah mehll" = What the hell
"Mhay mhidnt manymhon mell me!" = Why didn't anyone tell me!
"May muys! Mu mahnt meahve mme mere! Muys? Muys! Mah mrap!" = Hey guys! You can't leave me here! Guys? Guys? Ah crap!
As you can probably guess, the next chapter will be a Rolo (yeah I finally got round to it:) ) It will also probably be my last coupling chapter before I do the final chapter, unless there are some couples that you still want being done. If so tap that review button and tell me which.
REVIEW!!!! Tell me what you think of this chapter as well as giving me some ideas for the next....
So what exactly is Pietro going to do with all the fish? What happens when Marsha meets the Wolverine and when Rogue and Kitty come home to find a familiar looking sports cars parked in their drive way? Also, when will Bobby get off that wall?
Stay tuned mon amis, I dunno if you'll find it funny but I promise severe stupidness :)
Ciao
Soulstress
Revenge is in the air in this particular chapter, and tis' not being carried out by only one person I tell you!
Thanks a bunch (bunch of what? I dunno y'all have imaginations you make it up!) to all the folks who reviewed the last chapter....
Morrigan Fearn, Rogue14, Lancitty92, DemonRogue13, Hana the wreck, Pyro Lady, Lyrafan, Amelia, Sick minded sucker, Angel of the fallen stars, Mads Mads and Chllr107(rolo is ororo/logan, I think rogue/logan is called rogan or something along that line, who makes these damn names up anyway?).
... I love feedback so thanks and keep reviewing:)
Ms Fearn & Amelia – why do people always guess my storylines? Ah well enjoy it even though the girl I had in mind isn't the one y'all suggested. Oh and Magneto and Xavier doing the hula... I love it! That's so going in the next chapter!
Pyro Lady – that's exactly what I am going to have happen in Death By Crazy Pissed-Off Over Possessive Girlfriends and Pietro (yeah, I extended the title to include the hyper little brat), my last chapter...again with the guessing of my storylines? You guys are too clever for you own good!
And now it's time for Marsha to learn that payback really is a bitch....
'cowabunga' = thoughts
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Jubby a.k.a Death By Frisbee
Marsha paused for a second to gather her bearings. She took in the décor of the hallway and decided that she'd definitely been down this corridor before.
She had been wandering around the upper floor of the institute for a good 10 minutes and didn't have a freaking clue where the stairs were, she was also sure she had been walking around in a circle, but because it all looked the same she really had no idea.
'Hmmm...ok, I went this way last time, so now I'll go this way' She spun around in her Manolo's and then stalked down the full length of the corridor.
"Ah ha!" she said triumphantly as she spotted the stairs. She dashed down them, ran through the double doors and outside into the fresh air.
Marsha smiled, soaking up the sunshine.
"BOOM!"
Marsha spun around to see all the kids she had met earlier playing a game of basketball. The blonde girl was producing bombs and throwing them in the air like firecrackers.
She smiled as she sighted her pray.
Oh yes.
Revenge was going to be Sweet....
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".....And it's going to be all ours! Muahahahahahahaha!"
Rogue, Remy, Kitty and Lance all exchanged uneasy glances across the kitchen table as they watched Pietro do the whole insane laughter thing.
Remy leaned over to the others. "Remy thinks Speedy be spending way too much time with his father, non?"
Kitty and Lance nodded desolately whilst Rogue just whispered a quick sarcastic; "Ya think?"
Kitty raised her hand in the air.
"Speak!" said Pietro haughtily, cutting off his laughter.
"Umm.... Seeing as Marsha hasn't like, hit on your boyfriend or stole his underwear and stuff, why are you all hell bent on revenge?" asked Kitty in her best schoolgirl voice
Remy looked at Lance and Rogue, "De lil' psycho has a boyfriend?"
Lance shrugged, "Probably..."
"Because Ms Pryde," replied Pietro, "That wench is responsible for this!" Pietro sped over to the kitchen door and opened it, revealing Wanda and Pyro making out on the sofa.
"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Pietro sped over towards the frenching couple, grabbed John off of his sister and rushed out the house. Thirty seconds later he sped back in front of Wanda, panting and out of breath.
"Ha! See if you can make out with him if he's in Canada!" he said triumphantly.
Wanda just smiled at him stupidly. "I like John" was all she said before she hexed Pietro's powers and made him bring her boyfriend back.
"Quit doing that!" shouted Pietro as Wanda continued her make out session with her newly returned boyfriend.
"When the hell did this happen?" asked Lance in shock
"Well Remy'll be damned," said Remy as Wanda continued to make out with John, "De pyromanic went and found another psycho. What are de chances?"
"In this town? Very high" quipped Rogue as Wanda looked up.
"Did you just call me psycho?" she said angrily, glaring at Remy while blue energy crackled around her fingertips.
"Er...no. Remy said Speedy be a man-ho." Gambit said hastily, hiding behind Rogue for protection.
"Oh...Ok!" said Wanda happily
"Hey!" said Pietro indignantly, "I'm offended that you would think....Eh...you're right"
"A little privacy please mates?" said John as he looked up with an insane grin, lipstick all over his face.
Lance sighed and grabbed the back of Pietro's shirt dragging him back into the kitchen.
"I pity you, that man could be your brother-in-law," he told Pietro as he shoved him onto a chair.
Pietro thought about this for a second. "I'm gonna kill that shrink." He said finally, he turned to Lance, "And hello! It's not like your gonna have great in-laws anyways. You-tried-to-kill-them!"
"We thought of a way to deal with that already," said Lance, turning to Kitty and smiling.
"Yeah...what?" said Rogue interestedly.
"Move to a different country and tell my parents I married someone called Jacques who lives on an army base which we can never leave and they can never visit." Explained Kitty in one breath
"Huh" said Rogue, "That works"
"Can we get back on topic please!" screamed Pietro, throwing his hands up in the air. "Are we going to kill the shrink or not???"
"Definitely!" answered the other four as one.
"Plus that woman is banging Toad, "added Lance, "Which is just plain wrong."
"And nasty" blanched Rogue
Pietro stood up dramatically and put his hands on his hips "She must be stopped!"
"YEAH!" shouted the others in agreement
"Ok so here's what we're gonna do" he leaned in to explain his plan as Freddy walked in to make a smoothie, the blender drowning out all sounds of the conversation.
"So its settled then," said Rogue with and evil smirk, "Tomorrow, that bitch is goin' down."
The five Marsha-haters all steepled their fingers and grinned insanely.
"Excellent."
"Man..." said Freddy in fear as he backed slowly out the door with his smoothie. "You guys watch the Simpson's waaaaayyyy too much."
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"Hi kids!" said Marsha happily as she strolled over to the basketball court.
"Uh-oh" said Jamie uneasily. The rest of the gang tensed up as well.
"What's up?" said Marsha grabbing the basket ball off the floor and throwing it over her shoulder at the hoop, where it gracefully sailed in without touching the rim.
"S-wishhhhh!" said Ray appreciatively. Jubilee stepped forward.
"Um ... you're not like, mad or anything or you? Because it's not our fault Jean kicked your ass." She said with what she hoped was an adorable smile.
Marsha waved her hand around dismissively "Oh that? Happens all the time, I just wanted a word with Bobby here actually."
"Me?" said a shocked Bobby, "What about?"
"Yeah what about?" asked Jubilee suspiciously, wondering whether or not this Marsha chick would sink low enough to hit on a sixteen year old boy. Her sixteen year old boy.
Marsha just tapped her nose secretively. "That's between me and him little girl," said Marsha patronisingly, making Jubilee scowl.
Bobby looked around at his friends, who nodded at him encouragingly. He shrugged and went over to Marsha, who put her arm around his shoulders and led him away.
Jubilee growled quietly before stomping her foot on the ground and following them at a slow pace.
"Where are yah going?" asked Sam picking up the basketball and spinning it on his forefinger.
Jubilee turned around and popped her gum in annoyance. "To follow them, duh!"
"Why, are ye jealous lass?" teased Rahne
"YES! I mean no! You guys coming or not?" she said impatiently, watching Bobby and Marsha get further and further away.
The gang looked at each other, "Eh...why not?"
Jubilee grinned as they began to stalk their prey.
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Meanwhile....several metres away....
"So let me get this straight." Said Bobby looking at the shrink-woman in surprise. "You're going to help me get Jubilee?"
Marsha nodded, "Ah ha"
"And you're doing this because....?"
"Bobby, Bobby, Bobby..." said Marsha as she put her arm back around the boy (who was kinda cute), "In our short time together, I have noticed that you definitely have the hots for that girl, now you want to date her don't you?"
Bobby nodded dumbly.
"Well then it just so happens, that fate has sent me to hook you two up good and proper."
"And your what?" asked Bobby sceptically, "Doing this out of the goodness of your heart."
Marsha looked at him as if he was crazy. "Boy, Hell no!" she held out her palm, "Gimmie my $100."
Bobby shrugged and gave her Scott's credit card. "So what are you going to do?" he asked her.
Marsha smiled at him, "Well I have often found that the best way to get a girl to admit her feelings for you is to make her jealous...."
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"Let's get closer!" said Jubilee behind her clump of bushes. "I can't hear what they're saying!"
"Bobby's saying something along the lines of 'no! no! anyone but her!'" Rahne informed them all, whilst trying to see how many clumps of grass she could put in Roberto's hair without him noticing.
"Wait!" said Ray sticking out an arm to prevent Jubilee from getting any closer, "they're getting up."
"Nah – the shrink is getting up." Clarified Sam
"What's she doing?" asked Jamie, the poor kid was stuck behind Ray and the orange flicks were blocking his view.
"She getting out her cell phone." Said Tabby, the group watched as Marsha handed Bobby the phone, he punched in the numbers and then sat back down on the grass as he waited for his call to connect.
"BRING! BRING!"
"Huh?"
There was a minute of confusion as every member of the New Mutants rifled through their pockets to check their phones.
"Not Me" said Jubes
"Or Me" volunteered Ray
"Me!" said Tabby happily, "Hey Bobby what do you want?"
"How did you know it's me?" said Bobby in surprise
"Caller ID stupid!" said Tabby briskly as the others crowded around so they could hear what was going on.
"Uh- Tabby I'm not using my phon-"started Bobby in confusion when Tabitha interrupted him.
"I'm a busy gal Drake you want something, spit it out already!"
"Uh...okay. Can you do me a favour?
Tabby popped her gum, "Oh yeah like what?...Ah ha....Ah ha...really?...okay!" she snapped her phone shut, ending the call.
"So what did he say!!" asked Jubilee excitedly
"He wants me to meet him at the gazebo in a minute." Relayed Tabby. She sat down and pulled out her nail file, "I don't get it why does he want to talk to me?"
"I dunno, but wouldn't trust that Marsha woman if I were you." Offered Amara, "I don't know what it is, but I'm sure she's evil, or maybe just really stupid. I mean hitting on a guy right in front of his telepath girlfriend! Eh-Eh" she made a chopping motion across her neck with her hand.
Tabby got up to leave, "Well when I know you'll know, besides...if 'Shrink-a-zoid' thinks she can get one up on us then she's got another thing coming right?"
The gang looked at each other happily and exchanged evil looks.
"Oh yeah" said Ray proudly, "We bad"
"That - and we have way too much time on our hands" noted Jamie sagely, whilst several of his clones nodded in agreement.
Tabby saluted them all and then marched off towards the gazebo, taking the long way round so Bobby wouldn't know that they were spying.
"So what do think is going on?" speculated Amara as they watched Tabby sneak off
"It's obvious!" said Jamie excitedly as he bounced up and down on his heels, "Evil aliens have come down to earth and have started possessing humans, first they got that Marsha woman, and she got Bobby, and now they're getting Tabby too!"
Nothing was said as everyone looked at Jamie weirdly.
"Ok! Who gave him sugar?" demanded Jubilee, looking around accusingly at Roberto in particular
"Don't look at me that was only one time!" he said defensively, "I swear you make one mistake and no one ever lets you forget it....."he grumbled as the Jamie's jumped around in a circle
"Hey!" said one of the Jamie's, "It could happen"
Sam looked at him pityingly, "Yeah – and Scott's Dad is really alive and he's thah captain of a renegade group in space called thah Starjammers."
Jamie(s) stopped dancing and frowned. "That's just stupid"
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"So let me get this straight,"Tabby popped her gum and jumped up so she was sitting on the railing of the gazebo. "You want me to pretend to go out with Bobby, to make Jubilee jealous so she'll go out with him?"
"Exactly" Marsha smiled at her indulgently
"Why doesn't he just ask her out straight, I mean it's not like she'd say no" said Tabitha pointedly
"Because it's apparently not that simple," sighed Bobby, he looked at Marsha and frowned, "Is it?"
"Oh of course not" paffed Marsha dismissively, "You have to make the girl really want you, and trust me, jealously brings out love for someone like no other thing on this planet." Marsha sighed as she thought back to the couples she'd met with yesterday. "Trust me, I know."
"So is that how you get guys to go out with you?" asked Tabitha interestedly
"Er – apparently I'm too flirty," stated Marsha. She threw her hands up in the air in despair. "It's the stupidest thing I have ever heard, I mean HELLO! So not a flirt right?" She looked at Bobby and Tabitha expectantly. The silence just stretched out as they stared at her in disbelief.
"RIGHT?"
"Oh yeah..." said Tabby quickly
"Crazy people, crazy world" added Bobby, he rolled his eyes discreetly then turned to Tabitha, "So you gonna help me or what?"
"Hmm..." Tabby popped her gum again as she thought it over. "What's in it for me."
"I'll give you 50 bucks," said Marsha pointedly
Tabby jumped off the railing and held out her hand. "Lady, you got yourself a deal!"
Marsha grinned wider then a Cheshire cat as she shook Tabitha's hand.
"Ok so here's what you gotta do........."
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Back at the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House......
"FISH???" screamed Pietro. He picked up a dead fish from the pile on the kitchen table by the tail and waved it around maniacally. "I love it!!! Haaahhahahaa! Revenge will be mine oh yes it will..." He smacked Lance over the head with the fish. "Good work minion!"
Lance rubbed his head and sighed. He turned towards the others, "Ok which idiot gave him sugar?"
Gambit shifted guiltily in his seat and held up a hand. "Ok dat might have possibly been Remy"
Lance looked from Pietro dancing on the table with his fish, to Kitty and Rogue arguing over who would get to kick Marsha's ass first to Gambit playing solitaire on the counter. He put his face in his hands despairingly.
"We are so screwed"
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"It's terrible you have to come quick!" said Marsha as she burst through the door of the rec. room where the remaining new mutants were gathered.
"What's wrong Lass?" asked Rahne getting up from her place on the couch.
Marsha ran over to Jubilee. "Oh Julia you have to come see I couldn't believe it!"
"My names Jubilee!" she shouted angrily, "And what's got your panties in a twist?"
Jamie sniggered and nudged Roberto "She said panties!" he whispered
"It's Bobby!" said Marsha excitedly, having fun with pissing off Jubilee
"What about Bobby?" asked Ray
"He's.....well ....you'll have to come see for yourself!" she grabbed Jubilee's hand and dragged her out the door. "Come on Justine!"
"IT'S JUBILEE!"
Sam looked at the others, "We're following right?"
They others nodded and began to run after the retreating pair, followed by a few dozen Jamie's singing. "Were off to find the Bobby! The wonderful Bobby of Ice..."
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Tabitha peeked through the open gap in Bobby's doorway. She closed the door fully and turned around.
"They're coming!" she said excitedly
Bobby looked extremely nervous, "So uh...do we like um...hold hands or something?" he tugged at his shirt collar as Tabitha advanced on him with an evil grin.
"Pucker-up!" she said nastily as she jumped in to his arms, causing the two of them to fall back on the bed.
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"LOOK JESSICA IT'S THE BOY YOU LIKE MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL!" said Marsha dramatically as she threw open the door to Bobby's room.
Tabitha pushed Bobby away from her and slapped him. "Don't you ever do that again!" she said huffily before stalking away from him.
Bobby looked in horror at the two girls, "Urgh...this wasn't the plan." He muttered weakly before a pissed off Jubes descended on him.
"ROBERT DRAKE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU TWO TIMING LITTLE PIECE OF SHI-"
"Someone get the snacks!" Said Ray as they watched Jubilee smack around Bobby with an umbrella that had been lying around in a corner.
"Ow Jubes! Wait! Ow! Just let me explain!"
Marsha watched the violence happily. She loved getting her own back. She sidled over to Ray and Roberto. "You know, it's kind of disgusting that your so called 'friend' betrayed one of your other friends like that. If I were you, I would so get revenge on her behalf ..."
"You know that was really skanky of him leading Jubes on and everything...." Said Ray thoughtfully.
"I say we kick his ass!" said Roberto
"YEAH!" shouted the Jamie's as they all lunged for Bobby at the same time.
Bobby looked over the pillow he was using as a shield to see them all swarming towards him. He jumped up onto the bed in fear. "GUYS LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE!"
"Yeah! Ah don't know why y'all are making such a fuss, Ah mean, Ah kissed Jubilee and no-one cared!" said Sam dismissively
"YOU DID WHAT!" said Bobby from his place on the bed. He threw his pillow at the Jamie's and lunged off the bed towards Sam. "DIE!"
"Did he really kiss Jubilee?" asked Amara as she ate popcorn whilst leaning against the wall.
Rahne look at her as if she had lost it. She reached into the tub and took out a handful of popcorn. "Are ye crazy lass? He's just..." Rahne looked over to see Marsha glancing in their direction. "He just felt left out the fight that's all!" she said quickly.
Amara tutted "Boys!" she turned to Rahne, "Looks like fun you wanna join in?"
Rahne smiled at her as she began to morph into her Wolfsbane form. "Yer on Princess!"
Tabby waited until everyone was in the fight before walking up to Marsha. "Ok job done, gimmie!" she held out her hand expectantly as Marsha put two hundred dollars in her palm.
"Thanks kid!" said Marsha happily, surveying the brawl she had created, "This was easier then I thought." She turned to Tabby who was counting the money, "I think I'll go now, by-"
"HEY GUYS I GOT THE MONEY!!!!" shouted Tabitha happily. In a mille-second, everyone stopped fighting and turned towards Marsha (apart from Bobby who was being sat on by several of Jamie's clones).
Jubilee walked over to Tabby and took the money happily. The girls hi-fived each other.
"Oh-oh" said Marsha as the others blocked off the doorway and her escape route.
"Yah damn skippy!" said Jubilee as she lunged for Marsha who ducked under her swinging fist and ran right into the others, who circled around her leaving her totally, and utterly trapped.
"Crud!" sighed Marsha as she waited for her second beating of the day.
"mhah mhah mehll" mumbled Bobby from under the Jamie clones as Jubilee circled Marsha sinisterly.
"Clever plan trying to bring us down, but you forgot one thing!" she brought out her cell phone with a flourish. "Modern communications! Tabby told us all about your plan before you could carry it out!"
"Mhay mhidnt manymhon mell me!" said Bobby from under the Jamie's.
"Aww let him um Jamie...es" said Ray pityingly.
Jubilee walked over to Bobby and sighed, she rested her elbow on one of his shoulders. "We didn't tell you because you were stupid enough to go along with it in the first place...that and you're a crappy actor!"
She looked at him and smiled. "You know, if you like, wanted a date you could have just asked!"
Bobby looked at her through one swollen eye and grinned. "Really? So you wanna go to the movies with me tomorrow night?"
Jubilee shrugged, "Eh...maybe"
"I like that your unpredictable." Said Bobby pointedly as they turned back towards the others.
"So what are we going tah do with this hussie" asked Sam indicating Marsha with his head.
Marsha quivered miserably as they tossed about suggestions.
"I say we boil her in chocolate" said Tabitha
"Set her on fire!" Amara suggested as she created a small fireball and began to toss it around.
"Electrocute her"
"Torch her car"
"HIT HER WITH A CHAIR!" said Jamie excitedly
Amara looked at him and sighed before turning to Rahne. "You know you really shouldn't let him watch Jerry Springer with you."
Rahne just rolled her eyes as Bobby stepped forward.
"Or......we could just freeze her underwear" as he zapped some ice at Marsha's ass.
"AIYEEEEEEEEE! HOLY CRAP ITS SOOO COLD TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE IT OFF!!!"
"Are ye videotaping this Sammy?" asked Rahne
Sam whipped out the portable camcorder. "Don't yah just know it!" he said happily as he watched Marsha's trek around the room.
Marsha finally slowed down and stopped next to Bobby. "You know after you get over the initial shock," she said breathlessly, "this actually feels quite nice." She reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out a card, you know I'm having this party next week and I'd really appreciate it if you would come over and well...you know." She said saucily as Jubilee looked on in disbelief.
"I can't believe you!" she said exasperatedly. "JAMIE! CHAIR! NOW!"
A few Jamie's happily tossed Jubes a chair as Marsha ran behind Bobby.
"Save me" she squealed as Jubilee advanced menacingly.
Bobby moved out the way and next to Jubes. "No thanks!" he sniffed as he put an arm around Jubilee. "I'd rather help my girl thanks."
"Nice try, but we're still going to get you for being a stupid ass!" sang Jubilee
"Phooey!" exclaimed Bobby as he went to watch the festivities in the corner.
Ray stood on Bobby's bed as he provided the commentary for the ongoing action.
"And Jubes swings at shrinko with the chair but the shrink ducks. OOOOOHHH! But our girl didn't miss the second time as Marsha gets a chair to the ass!"
Jubilee dropped the chair and did peace signs to her crowed who all cheered.
"I think it's time for some fireworks!" she said happily as she chased Marsha around the room. Marsha was doing quite well until Tabby decided to stick out a foot and trip her over.
A few seconds later....
"MY HAIR!" screamed Marsha as some of Jubilee's fireworks got a little too close for comfort.
"Pretty" said Amara to Jubilee as they watched Marsha streak around the room with flames trailing out behind her looking for water.
"I try." replied Jubilee as Marsha opened a bottle of coke and tipped it over her hair.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Jubilee's face fell as Marsha's face contorted nastily.
"And the moral of this story is...." began Ray
"Never mess with a girl's hair." finished Tabby as they watched Jubilee throw objects in Marsha's way as she dashed around Bobby's room to avoid the seriously pissed off shrink.
"GUYS A WEAPON WOULD BE NICE!" cried Jubilee as she ran past the bed for the second time on which the others were now all sitting.
Rahne tossed a Frisbee at Jubilee which she caught as she jumped over the fallen chair in the middle of the room.
Jubilee paused to see what she had actually been given. "What the freakin' hell am I supposed to do with this?" she exclaimed as Marsha charged towards her. In a moment of panic, Jubilee blindly tossed the Frisbee at the advancing woman, smacking right in between her eyes.
"OW!! My eye!" screamed Marsha as she bent over in pain, holding her face. Bobby took this opportunity to ice the floor under their opponents feet, causing her to slide haphazardly towards....
"The window!" shrieked Tabby as she jumped up, just as Marsha smacked against the windowsill and tipped out of the open second story window.
All the New Mutants rushed to the window, looks of horror etched on their faces.
"Is she dead?" asked Bobby fearfully from the back.
"Er...not exactly." Said Amara as she pulled Bobby to the front. He looked over to see that Marsha had landed in the bushes under his window and was sitting up and looking around in a daze.
They heard her give out a small 'ow' before she fainted, falling in an undignified heap across a prickly clump of twigs.
"Should we help her?" asked Sam as he closed his video camera. The group exchanged looks.
"NAH!"
"Anyone else feel like pizza?" asked Bobby as they turned away from the window.
"Dinner's on me!" said Jubilee happily as she brought out the money they had scammed off Marsha with a flourish.
"WAIT A SEC!" said Bobby as something hit him, the others turning to look at him in surprise. Bobby turned to Sam "Did you really kiss Jubilee?" he demanded angrily
Sam looked at Jubilee apologetically, "No offence, but as yah would put it 'Ew!', Ah mean you're lahke mah little sister! Ah was just saying it for show."
"Oh...that's ok then." Said Bobby haughtily.
"Hey when are we going to get Bobby for being so stupid?" asked Tabby
"Hmm...right now is cool," said Jubilee thoughtfully. "What's about you guys?"
"Now's cool" said Ray as the others nodded in agreement.
"TAPE HIM TO THE WALL!" suggested Jamie happily
"You wouldn't" said Bobby apprehensively as he backed away from the others.
Sam found a roll of duct tape and pulled out a long strip.
"Oh Ah think we would!"
A few minutes later, Bobby had been securely fastened to the wall with several rolls of duct tape.
"Bye dude we'll save you some pizza" said Ray giving Bobby the thumbs up as he strolled out the door.
"See you later hon!" said Jubilee jokingly as she finished drawing Bobby a pair of lips on the tape across his mouth with lipstick. She the lips a quick kiss before she pulled out the money and shouted "LET'S GO TO THE MALL!".
Bobby watched as his friends strolled out the room.
"May muys! Mu mahnt meahve mme mere! Muys? Muys! Mah mrap!"
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Ororo sipped her tea as she enjoyed her stroll around the garden. She walked past a clump of bushes and was about to take another sip when she noticed something. She backtracked a few paces to see a young woman looking very bedraggled and battered sleeping in her bush.
The ends of her were smoking a little.
"How odd" said Ororo as she created a small wind and proceeded to lift the woman towards the med bay.
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Some Interpretations (a.k.a. what Bobby said when he was being sat on or was taped to the wall)
"mhah mhah mehll" = What the hell
"Mhay mhidnt manymhon mell me!" = Why didn't anyone tell me!
"May muys! Mu mahnt meahve mme mere! Muys? Muys! Mah mrap!" = Hey guys! You can't leave me here! Guys? Guys? Ah crap!
As you can probably guess, the next chapter will be a Rolo (yeah I finally got round to it:) ) It will also probably be my last coupling chapter before I do the final chapter, unless there are some couples that you still want being done. If so tap that review button and tell me which.
REVIEW!!!! Tell me what you think of this chapter as well as giving me some ideas for the next....
So what exactly is Pietro going to do with all the fish? What happens when Marsha meets the Wolverine and when Rogue and Kitty come home to find a familiar looking sports cars parked in their drive way? Also, when will Bobby get off that wall?
Stay tuned mon amis, I dunno if you'll find it funny but I promise severe stupidness :)
Ciao
Soulstress
