Chapter 16

Conversations with Snape…Conversation 2

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Jackie: Hello, and welcome back to Conversations with Snape!

*crowd cheers*

Jackie: Today our conversation will be with…SNAPE!

(Snape comes onto stage as crowd is cheering and sits on couch next to Jackie's talk show host desk)

Snape: The last time I saw you, I wasn't here.

Jackie: How does that make you feel, Snape?

Snape: Annoyed. I didn't know you were going to make this into a talk show!

Jackie: Well, I wanted to make it into a talk show…so I did!

Snape: I suppose I'm going to be here a lot…

Jackie: In a way…you're stuck here for the rest of your life!

Snape: (falls off couch) WHAT?! But…but my students! I have to teach! I have to make a salary! How else will I survive?!

Jackie: Oh, relax. You never liked those kids anyway. And your salary isn't that big…only, what? 3742 Galleons a year?

Snape: Oh, shut up…(sits back on couch) Besides, you can't ignore the fact my classes need to be taught, regardless of whether I'm there or not.

Jackie: No need to worry there…a clone has been sent to replace you.

Snape: Oh.

(Meanwhile, in potions class…)

Harry: I wonder where Snape is…

Ron: Hey, maybe he's been sacked!

Hermione: Far from it Ron…(looks scared)…take a look at the entrance…

(Harry and Ron turn around and see the clone Snape dressed in drag, wih blonde hair, He is wearing a feather boa, a pink dress, and pink high heel shoes. He is also wearing pink sunglasses.)

Clone Snape: Hello.

Everybody: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(back in the studio)

Jackie: Well, anyway, how did you like surfing, Snape?

Snape: Well, besides the falling down, it was okay.

Jackie: Did you ever borrow Esquire's Halloween costume?

Snape: Of course not! Why would I do that?

Jackie: HEY! I ask the questions here! (sighs) Anyway…how long did it take you to get the stuff out of your hair that James and Co poured on you?

Snape: A long time.

Jackie: Why do you think they hated you so much.

Snape: I suppose it's just one of those thing…and the fact that Black probably told them all sorts of ludicrous stories about me. And I had greasy hair. And a big nose. And-

Jackie: Okay, that's enough! How do you feel about fangirls?

Snape: Um…that has nothing to do with Chapters 9 to 15.

Jackie: Well, I can still ask it! I run this talk show here!

Snape: Fine! I do not like the fangirls chasing me, but other than that, they'r eokay.

Jackie: Thank you! We'll be back with Chapter 17 soon!

Snape: Do I have to watch my life with you?

Jackie: Yes.

Snape: Oh, damn it all…

A/N: You like? Review!