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Ah here were are...the final chapter...::sigh:: I'm really going to miss writing about that skank....

Thanks to everyone who reviewed that last chapter....

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Universal Anime Girl – Yay! You got the double pun, I was very proud of myself for that! No marsha has not been desensitised, but thanks for keeping me in check:) Scott is just being 'no enemy can date a member of my team' Scott, your rhymes were wonderful and I stole your leather catsuit thing I just couldn't resist, and yes Kitty does move fast...there aint only one nympho in this story that's for sure! Thanks for the review made me laugh so much! I only ever got one Barbie as well, two weeks in I broke it whilst beating my sister over the head with it. ::sigh::

Enjoy the last chapter folks!


Death By Crazy Pissed – Off Over Possessive Girlfriends (and Pietro)

"Target sighted at 4'o'clock"

"It's 8am you moron!" said Pietro haughtily

Scott sighed despairingly, "I meant the direction 4'0'clock, not the time...and don't call me a moron you ...you...moron!"

"Hey it's not my fault if you cant say 'over there' like normal people Summer's " retorted Pietro, "and-the-only-moron-over-here is YOU"

"Will y'all hush up before she hears yah?" said Rogue through gritted teeth

Rogue, Gambit, Lance, Kitty, Pietro, Scott and Jean were all hiding behind a clump of bushes on the Main Street watching Marsha limp out of the supermarket with her shopping. She threw open the boot of a red car and began to load her shopping in.

"Damn she brought a car, now we can't like, follow her." Sighed Kitty

"I can follow her." said Pietro smugly

"Hush up boy, either we all go or nothing. Remember the plan?" said Rogue imploringly

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." grumbled Pietro as Rogue turned to Gambit

"Ok Remy, go for it."

"Whatever y' say Chere" said Remy through a yawn. 8 in the morning was not his ideal time for revenge vendettas, but what the hey.

He got up and strolled across the street, heading straight for Marsha. He yawned again and then walked right into her as she bent over to take more things from her trolley.

"Pardon Moi, Mademoiselle..." he said in a nonchalant voice before doing a double take, "Ms Wainthrope? How nice t' meet y' here!"

'Crap' thought Marsha hurriedly, 'I look like hell, here's hoping I got all the cereal out my hair'

"Hi Remy..." she said apprehensively "Look if this is about me breaking into your house and stealing your underwear you should know I only did that for a dare, so if you're looking for revenge you should go find-"

"Whoa, whoa, easy petite. Remy aint mad wit y', whatever gave y' that impression?" said Remy

Marsha frowned, "Er...you screaming 'get out my house you crazy femme', you throwing things at me, you shouting for me to give back your spanky pants-"

Remy cut her off "Oh that...Remy was jus' playing wid y', wasn't gonna hurt ya none. Its just that ...Rogue was over, and she already suspects that I like y'..." he trailed off

"Really?" said Marsha happily repressing the twitches she felt were coming on, "So...how are things between you and Rogue?" ::twitch::

Gambit gave her a conspiratorial smirk, "To be honest, dat femme is a bit more crazy then I thought."

"Tell me about it! She totally wrecked my car, now I have to use a rental!" agreed Marsha

"So how bout' me and you do somethin' sometime?" said Remy seductively, wiggling his eyebrows to emphasise his point.

"Really?" said Marsha happily as she threw in the rest of her shopping, "I'm free tonight?"

"Remy be free den too, ain't dat lucky?" said Gambit happily, "How bout' y' give Remy your address, and he come round and make y' some Gumbo?"

"Why don't I just come round your place?" asked Marsha brightly, thinking she could probably get away with stealing a few more items from his underwear drawer, not to mention a few more pictures...

"Non!" said Gambit a little to quickly for her liking. "Rogue – she always be around, driving Remy crazy! He, he, he ..ahem" he covered quickly

"I don't know..." said Marsha uncertainly, something wasn't right here... "How do I know your not just going give my address to your girlfriend, so she can trash my house with her stupid little friend or something?"

'Uh –oh' thought Remy

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"Shit!" said Rogue as she listened to the conversation on her X-communicator with the others.

"We are so busted." Moaned Kitty, "And I'm not little, I'm just petite!

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"What makes y' think that?" said Gambit incredulously, he leaned in and looked her up and down, "Remy jus wanted t' have a little fun, but if y' don't want no Cajun Spice I understand..."

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"Ah think we need tah send in Lance, this hussie is not as stupid as Ah first thought..." said Rogue hurriedly as Gambit continued to talk with Marsha

"Yeah Lance hurry up and get out there!" said Kitty, not taking her eyes off Marsha

"Lance?"

They all turned around to see that Lance was sleeping against the wall. Totally unaware of what was going on.

Kitty sighed and thwacked her boyfriend over the head with her bag.

"Huh what?" said Lance as he was rudely awoken. He rubbed his head and looked at the others. "What?" he repeated

"She's suspecting, hurry up and get your butt out there Lancey-boy!" said Pietro

Lance grumbled a bit then got up, he gave one final yawn and then walked off.

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Meanwhile, Gambit was having fun with Marsha.

"I'm not saying that I'm not interested, because...well look at you, you're sex on legs. I just don't see why we can't go anywhere else." Said Marsha diplomatically as she closed the boot of the car and locked it.

"Cos' der is nowhere else petit –"

"HEY GAMBIT!"

Both turned around to see Lance walking up to them casually.

"Oh crap!" said Marsha as she hid behind Gambit, searching Lance's hands for a weapon, but they were thankfully free of gigantic shoes.

Lance stopped in front of them and slapped hands with Gambit. He gave Marsha an acknowledging nod before saying. "Hey"

"Er...you're not mad at me either?" asked Marsha hopefully

"Nah stuff like that happens all the time at our house, it's just cos Kitty was around you know how she gets...besides you're hot. "

"I know!" giggled Marsha

Lance smiled at her before turning to Gambit

"So how's things?"

"Not good homme, Rogue be a bit more of a handful then Remy originally thought" sighed Remy

Lance nodded understandingly, "Tell me about it, me and Kitty broke up again, I swear that girl's nuts, I only keep her around for one thing..." he finished smugly

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Kitty turned to Rogue and Jean behind the bushes.

"You know, if we hadn't told them exactly what to say, I would so totally kick his ass."

Rogue nodded in agreement and patted her axe fondly, "Yah know it Sugah."

Jeans simply tossed her perfect red locks over her shoulder and smiled infuriatingly. "You know you two should really go for dependable boyfriends like Scott, instead of those two, they are so not perfect."

Scott smiled and put an arm around Jean's shoulder. "You tell em' honey"

"Take your arm off me Scott, I still haven't forgiven you for telling everyone about my nose job!" said Jean huffily

"Yes Jean!" said Scott obediently

"Well it's not lahke we hadn't already figured it out for ourselves yah know." Pointed out Rogue, "And for yah information, Remy is a great guy!"

"Yeah so is Lance!" added Kitty

Jean rolled her eyes "Please"

Rogue waved her axe around menacingly "You wanna make something of it Red?"

"You think you can take me?" said Jean

"Damn straight!" said Kitty as she shook her handbag in Jean's direction, "You know our love lives would be a lot better if you and Scott weren't like, so interfering !"

Pietro and Scott sighed as the girls squabbled. Pietro turned to Scott "You know this would be a lot more interesting if they were all naked and we had popcorn" he said matter-of-factly

"Yeah...WHAT?"

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"So basically I'm available, you're available, I say we do something" said Lance to Marsha who was looking very tempted.

"That's exactly what Remy's been saying, the femmes are always down our houses, ain't no way we can go dere. Remy don't wanna see Rogue put that axe to use.." he finished off fearfully.

"You know we should have a party to cheer us up, how big is you're place?" asked Lance as he sat himself down on the hood of Marsha's car

"I have a condo but-"

"That's great! I know a great D.J, you probably have loads of hot friends...you have a pool right?" said Lance enthusiastically

"Yes but-"

"Den it's settled, pool party at de lovely Marsha's, Remy make sure he wear something hot jus f' y' petit." Remy winked in Marsha's direction making her giggle happily

"You know what, I could really use a party. Alright!" said Marsha falling for the bait completely

"Yes!" said Lance, "Make sure you invite loads of chicks, what time do you get off work?"

"Yeah I know a lot of girls from the strip club downtown who'd be interested. I finish at half 6, why?" asked Marsha

"Ooooohh, that's cutting it too close. Hey why don't I set everything up for you, that way when you get home the party will already be started and you can jump right in?" said Lance

Gambit shot Lance a small curious glance, what was he playing at?

"You know what that would be great, and if you could lock up all the valuable stuff so no-one breaks it and oh - don't go in the room with the blue door." Said Marsha quickly as she pulled out a pen and a business card out of her bag.

"Why? Is that room reserved for 'special' things?" said Lance saucily

Marsha grinned at the two boys, "You know it, but if you wanna play wait til' I get there. Now here's my address, bring all your hot friends and I'll call mine. Don't forget to invite that Toad boy because we have unfinished business. "She said to Lance who put on a fake smile and tried very hard not to vomit.

She was about to walk off began she came back, "Oh yeah, you'll need keys, here's my spare." She tossed it towards Gambit who caught it deftly.

"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PERVERT!"

The three of them turned around to see Scott chasing after Pietro with a stick of French bread in his hand.

"What the..." began Marsha as Jean, Kitty and Rouge also ran into the scene, then latter two chasing Jean with their axe and handbags respectively.

They all ducked and hid behind Marsha's car as Rogue caught up with Jean and pulled her hair.

"OW! QUIT IT! I'M TELLING THE PROFESSOR"

Gambit turned to Marsha when they had got far enough away.

"And y' wouldn't believe us when we said that we were afraid of dem" he said pointedly

Marsha stood up and straightened her clothing out. "Yeah well...ya seemed to like them enough yesterday..." she walked around to the driver's door and got in.

"See you guys later!" she waved and then drove off.

"Wanna go see what they did to Red?" asked Lance as he looked at the address happily.

"Lead the way Homme"

"Why did she have cereal in her hair?"

"Who knows?"

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3p.m. – While Marsha's away....the couples will play...

"I can't believe she just gave you her house keys, how stupid is she?" Exclaimed Kitty as the hopped out of Lance's Jeep, followed by Lance and Pietro.

Gambit got off his motorcycle and turned to Rogue who was still sitting on it. "Remy jus' to hot to resist non?"

Rogue giggled and thought of the picture of him she had stolen off Marsha. "Yeah..."

"Hey may I remind you that it was me who got the keys?" said Lance as he walked over to them with Kitty in tow

"Who cares!"said Pietro as he zipped over to the front door of Marsha's house, "Now we don't have to waste time breaking in."

"A little appreciation, that's all I ask!" sniffed Lance as he followed Pietro inside. Kitty patted him on the back consolingly.

"Where's Scott and the other's, they should have been here by now?" asked Rogue several minutes later

"Oh here they are" said Kitty as the black X-Van pulled up, out jumped the new recruits with a whole load of necessary equipment, like paint bombs, followed by Scott and Jean who had a plaster over her nose as if someone, say Rogue, had punched her in the face earlier.

Rogue looked at her assembled crew and grinned maniacally. "Ok people let's have some fun!" She tossed her axe into the air caught and then swivelled around and led the way.

Sam twirled around his baseball bat and turned to Rahne, "Eh...it'll be nice to trash someplace other then the mansion."

"That's true Laddie, WHO WANT'S TO HELP ME SHRED HER CLOTHES??"

"Oooooh Pick me! Pick me!" shouted Pietro excitedly as he picked her up and dashed off upstairs towards the bedroom.

"Everyone here?" asked Scott as Jean stalked off to ruin her plants

"De whole crew..." said Gambit as he loaded up the paintball gun. "Hey Chere! Y' wanna help Remy redecorate?"

"Hell Yeah, fire when yah ready Sugah" said Rogue as she held up her axe.

Remy smirked aimed at a Picasso painting on the wall (fake of course) just to Rogue's left. He fired and the yellow paintball balloon went speeding towards the wall. Quick as a flash, Rogue had sliced it in half with her axe causing the paint ball to splatter in all directions.

Rogue came out from behind the table she had ducked behind to save herself from getting splattered and patted her axe lovingly. "See? Yah can use this for everything!"

"Y' all sexy when ya being homicidal chere, all y' need is a leather catsuit and Remy's fantasy would be complete hahn?" he picked Rogue up and twirled her around

Rogue just grinned, "Hey you buy it Swamp Rat, I'll wear it..." she said huskily before sauntering off with her axe, "Fire when ready Cap'n!"

"Anything y' say Mademoiselle" replied Remy happily whilst reloading his paint gun.

"Wait a second, where are Kitty and Alvers?" said Scott as he realised that they were unaccounted for.

"Funny you should say their names in that order Summer's" said Pietro as he dashed back into the kitchen to get another pair of scissors. "I believe they are having fun with the photocopier in her office. Bye!"

"Wait! What do you mean fun with the....?" Scott turned around in horror "ALVERS!"

He ran over to the room on the side, and was about to open the door when it opened from the other side. Out walked Lance and Kitty holding a stack of paper each.

"What's your problem Summer's?" said Lance as he began to staple photocopies of Bugs Bunny doing the hula to the wall.

"Yeah Scott what did you think we were doing ?" said Kitty as she handed Lance more pictures.

"Ahem nothing...why Bugs Bunny?" said Scott hastily

Lance shrugged. "Well after we finished doing it on the copier...we were bored so we decided to photocopy a thousand of these and staple them to her walls for the hell of it.

Wanna go staple some to her bed?"

"Okay!" said Kitty

Scott watched the two of them walk off towards the stairs before he realised what Lance had said.

"YOU WERE DOING WHAT ON THE COPIER?"

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Scott's head jerked towards the direction of the scream it had sounded just like....

"I'M COMING JEANNIE!"

Everyone dashed upstairs and crowded around Jean in Marsha's bedroom. She was looking wordlessly at a big box that she had tugged out from under Marsha's bed.

"What's – whoa! That is the biggest collection sex toys I have ever seen!" said Jubilee as they all peered in to the box. "Hey Jean don't you have a whip like that?"

"Yeah...." Said Scott reminiscently before turning his attention back to the matter at hand. "What's the matter Jean why did you scream? You have most of this stuff at home?"

Pietro let out a low whistle "I knew she was too much of a goody two shoes!"

"Because her collection is bigger then mine!" said Jean angrily, she stomped her foot "You're taking me shopping tomorrow! Or you're so not getting any"

"Please I just ate," said Bobby as the others nodded in agreement

"Maybe we should have this conversation in private Honey, and I'm not getting any at the moment anyway!" said Scott huffily

"Well you shouldn't have told them about my nose job!" said Jean

"Hahaha I knew it, speedy y' owe Remy a coke" said Gambit while Pietro grumbled.

"You know Scott, Jean having so many toys just shows she's not really getting fulfilled...if you catch my drift." Said Lance evilly

"BURN!" said everyone else in the room

"Die!" screamed Scott as he lunged at Lance, only to be lifted into the air by his girlfriend midway.

"Stop being such an idiot Scott, now are you going to help me flood her kitchen or what?" snapped Jean

"Yes Dear!" sighed Scott

"Hmph!" Jean stalked out of the room

Scott turned towards Lance "one of these days Alvers I'm gonna-"

"SCOTT!"

"Coming Jean!"

"WHIPPED!" shouted Lance happily as he watched Scott scuttle off

"Lance are we stapling these or what?" said Kitty from across the room

"Ok Kitty!" said Lance as he dashed over to his girlfriend

Gambit shook his head, "Now dat' is just pathetic"

"Remy can I have $50?" said Rogue sweetly

"What for?"

"Ah just feel like having it."

"Ok!" Gambit handed over the money and Rogue walked off happily.

Ray turned to Roberto, "Remind me never to get a girlfriend."

"Amen" said Roberto "Wanna go toilet paper the house?"

"Yep!"

Bobby found Marsha's underwear drawer and rubbed his hands together evilly. "I'm gonna freeze all her underwear, hahahaha!"

"You know, she'll probably just like that," pointed out Jubilee who continued to cut Marsha's $1300 Gucci dress to strips.

"Hmm...you're right," said Bobby thoughtfully, before freezing the contents of the drawer into one solid block "That's better!"

Jubilee was about to get started on trashing a leather catsuit when Gambit snatched it out of her hands and shoved it under his jacket. "Remy'll be keeping this for personal reason's" he said mysteriously before walking off to find Rogue who had gone to trash Marsha's bathroom (with her axe of course).

Bobby closed her underwear drawer and moved onto the next one. He opened it to find that it was full of boxer shorts.

"Weird!" exclaimed Bobby as he held up a pair of boxer shorts "Why would a chick have so many pairs of boxer shorts?"

"Hey! Those are Lance's!" said Kitty as she ran over and snatched them out of Bobby's grasp, sure enough there was a little tag attached to it that said the words 'Lance – uses a nice smelling shower gel'

"That's true you do," said Kitty to Lance

"Let me get this straight..." said Pietro, "this drawer contains the boxer shorts of every guys she has tried it on with. "Man that is freaky! I can't believe....Hey! I have the same brand underwear as Tom Cruise! I dress like the stars!"

"Oh my god! She has Brad Pitt's boxers!" said Tabby happily "I'm keeping these!"

"Ye'll have to fight me for them lassie!" said Rahne as she leapt off the bed, transformed into her Wolfsbane form and grabbing the boxers in her mouth, before tearing out the room with Tabitha hot on her heels.

"Wow! She even has Johnny Depp's boxer shorts. He is so awesome!" said Amara happily as she rummaged through the pile.

Pietro's head snapped up "Johnny Depp? I love Johnny Depp! Gimmie!" he tried to wrench them out of Amara's hands but she held on fast.

Lance watched with amusement as they began slapping each other, hoping to make the other one let go.

"Reminds me of the time Toad tried to use his cologne"

"Lance we finished stapling and I'm bored can we make out?" said Kitty as she sat down on the bed.

"Don't need to ask me twice" said Lance as he jumped on top of her, narrowly avoiding being hit by a flying Pietro, after a nasty kick by Amara.

"Sucker!" said Amara before taking off with Johnny Depp's underwear

"Hey! Mike Tyson wears a thong!" laughed Bobby

"BOBBY!" came Jamie's voice from downstairs

"What?"

"Can you come and freeze the pool please!"

"Don't need to ask me twice!"

Downstairs....

I've gone through everything! But I still haven't found the pictures she took of you!" huffed Jean "I'm the only one who's allowed to have naked pictures of you!"

"We'll find them don't worry" said Scott consolingly as Ray and Roberto threw toilet paper everywhere. "Let's look upstairs"

"FIND THE PICTURES! FIND THE PICTURES! FIND THE PICTURES! FIND THE PICTURES!" chanted a hoard of Jamie's as they ran upstairs

"Find the pictures! Find the pictures! Find the pictures!" shouted Jubilee as she followed them, she noticed Scott and Jean looking at her funny "What? It's fun"

"ROGUE TRASHED THE BATHROOM!" yelled the Jamie's as they ran out of that particular room and into Marsha's bedroom

"KITTY AND LANCE SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N"

"Get out of here you little twerps!" screamed Kitty as she shoved the Jamie's out and slammed the door shut

"Ok who gave Jamie sugar?" asked Rogue as she and Gambit walked over.

"Probably Roberto" shrugged Jean

"THAT WAS ONE TIME!" came the shout from downstairs

"We bout' done?" asked Gambit

"We still need to find all the pictures!" said Jean quickly

"Me and Kitty found a bunch of them in her car, did you know that Duncan was really how can Ah say this...little?" said Rogue slyly

"Really?" said Scott happily

Jean tossed her hair over her shoulder, "Well duh, why do you think we broke up?"

Scott looked at her in surprise, "I thought it was because you realised we were perfect for each other"

"Of course it was..." said Jean in a tone of voice that was usually reserved for five year olds.

"Were done!" said Bobby as the others all came upstairs, "And it's almost 7, she'll be home in any minute."

The door to Marsha's room opened and a very happy looking Kitty and Lance strolled out. "Have to seen the time? We like, have to get ready for the showdown?" said Kitty matter-of-factly

"Were just trying to find the last of the pictures." Said Jean before she stalked into the room and began rifling through Marsha's things.

"This would be quicker if you all helped!" snapped Jean. The others sighed and then began help.

"You know this would be a LOT easier if you guys hadn't stapled pictures of Bugs Bunny everywhere." Said Scott

"Suck it up ya wuss AND SEARCH!" screamed Jean

"Yes Dear" said Scott meekly

"Ooooooh a lollypop!" said Remy happily before unwrapping it and shoving it in his mouth, "Yummy!"

"Oohh Ah want one!" said Rogue, she sent Remy a big smile as her tossed one in her direction

"What's that smell?" asked Ray

"Wasn't me!" said Jamie quickly

"Urgh....who opened de bag that was over de frog boys boxer's" said Remy in disgust as he through a towel over the offending piece of underwear.

Jubilee hummed to her self as she stood on the bed an reached for a big book on the shelf. She tossed it down along with some others and began to go through them until she found.....

"YAY! NAKED PEOPLE!"

Everyone turned and looked at her weirdly.

"I mean ... goody we found the pictures!" she said hastily before flopping down on the bed and going through its quickly.

"I don't think there's any famous people in this one, just a bunch of guys I've never seen before. Ooooh that one is pretty I'm keeping that one" she said before ripping it out and shoving it in her back pocket

"Let me see" said Tabby as she took the book off Jubilee and flicked towards the back.

"ARGHHHHHHH!" She threw the book away from her and then began to shiver uncontrollably

"Who was it?" asked Rogue, "Was it George Bush again? Cos' Ah'm right there with yah if it is."

Rahne took a big breath and picked up the book and gave the page a quick glance. "Gross! It's Toad"

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" echoed everyone

She flipped back a few pages and grinned. "It's Scott, hahaha ye look so funny, the expression on ye face...." She trailed off as she noticed the other aspects of the photograph

Amara came over, "Scott has his own page..." she flipped over a few more pages so does Lance...and Gambit....Kitty what would your mother say!"

"Dammit I thought I got all of those ones!" said Kitty as the new recruit girls looked over the guys appreciatively.

"Wow!"

The boys tried not to look too happy with them selves as their respective girlfriends tore out the pages and kept them for them selves.

"Yikes Principal Kelly with...is that his secretary!" said Tabby happily

Rogue took the pictures and grinned evilly "Ah think our good principal is going tah be a lot more mutant friendly from now on. Thank you slut!"

"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HOME!" came the shriek from downstairs

"Speaking of sluts..." said Rogue as she whipped out her axe and made her way towards the stairs.

Gambit picked up a baseball bat from a pile near the door.

"Remy think's dis is going to very fun..."

The other all picked up their own baseball bats and followed Rogue down the stairs

"Dammit!" said Lance "I forgot to put cling film on the toilet seat"

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Marsha clutched her newly brown-again hair in horror as she looked at her beautiful home in ruins. The ceiling walls and floors were covered in paint, everything had toilet paper on it. Her ming vases were all broken and someone had left the kitchen tap running flooding the whole of the downstairs.

"Like what we did with the place?" came a voice from behind her

Marsha spun around to see Rogue standing there, along with Gambit, Kitty, Lance, Scott, Pietro and Jean, as well as all the kids who kicked her ass at the institute yesterday.

All were holding baseballs bats menacingly, except for Rogue who was twirling her axe around.

"Er...Hello Rogue .." ::twitch:: "...and friends...." Said Marsha nervously. She looked for Gambit and Lance in the crowd. "No pool party?" she said hopefully

"I don't think so petit, see we have a little score t' settle wid y'" said Gambit with a small smirk

"Yeah the pool party is off!" said Pietro as he whisked of to the kitchen, coming back with a spatula in place of the baseball bat.

"I brought strippers?" said Marsha hopefully

"The pool party is back on!" shouted Pietro as he dropped the spatula and noticed the group of girls who were walking in.

"Hey Marsha! What the hell happened to yo' place?" said one girl

Rogue stepped in front of the girls and waved her axe around. "We have a little private business to attend tah, so scram"

"Now, now Rogue don't be so hasty" said Ray as he ran over and extended a hand towards the girls, "Name's Ray"

Pietro zipped over and pushed Ray out the way.

"Hi girls!" he said smoothly

"Hey Pietro!" they all answered as one

"Is there any one in dis town dat boy hasn't slept with?" Gambit asked incredulously

"Er... the X-girls, anyone over the age of 30, and the women who works at the Drug Store cos' she's ugly." Informed Lance

"Hey Petey how come you don't come see me any more" said one of the girls

"Sorry girls been busy, how about we go upstairs and talk about it."

"OKAY!" The girls followed Pietro upstairs

"I'll come too" said Marsha quickly running after them

"Oh you aint going nowhere." Said Rogue pulling her back by the hair

"OWIIE!" screamed Marsha

Rogue let her go and the others formed a circle around her.

"Ah crap!" sighed Marsha as they advanced menacingly

"OWWWW! OUCH! DON'T HIT ME! NOT THERE! OWWW! MOMMY! YOWZA!"

"PIETRO NOW!" screamed Rogue as she got Marsha in a headlock

"Er he's upstairs-"began Jubilee before a blur zipped past her and pulled on a long piece of rope.

Everyone ran out the way as a tonne of day old of fish descended on Marsha's head.

"That really stinks" said Tabitha, pointing out the obvious

"Love to stick around!" said Pietro clad in nothing but his underwear, "But I have some ladies to satisfy..."

"See you in ten seconds then!" snickered Lance as Sam pulled out his camera

"Ladies and Gentlemen I give you fish girl!" he said clicking away as Marsha drunkenly stood up among the pile of fish.

Several of them were caught in her hair, and she spat out the one that was in her mouth.

"That was mean!" she said childishly

"Yeah well don't ever mess with our boyfriends again!" said Kitty

"Or try to scam us!" added Jubilee

"We'll be watchin yah ass from now on. So if yah don't tread carefully..." Rogue slammed her axe into the floor next to Marsha's foot

"Let's go have some dinner Chere!" said Gambit walking up to Rogue and offering her his arm which she took.

"Yeah I'm starved!" said Bobby as they followed them out the door leaving Marsha behind them in a pile of stinking, rotten fish.

"Yeah..." said Marsha to herself after she was sure they were gone, "I think it's time for me to move town again..."

She sighed as she picked her self up. "Least it's over!"

Pietro ran by and smacked her over the head with his spatula, causing her to fall on her face in the fish.

"Ow!"

Rogue came running back in. "Forgot mah axe!"

She yanked it out the floor, hugged it, punched Marsha in the face again then ran off.

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"Payback is fun!" said Bobby happily

"Yeah, you ever need me to T.P. anything just call me." Added Ray

"That was fun and all, but now everything can go back to normal right Jean?" said Scott as he put an arm around her shoulder.

Jean shrugged him off, "That's what you think buster, if you want thing's to be normal between us then you have to do something for me."

"Anything! I just want us to be perfect, like we used to be."

Bayville Mall

Jean walked to the centre of the food court and held up her megaphone.

"Would everyone please draw their attention to the specially created dance floor!"

Lance trained the camera at the small stage and grinned. This was going to be hilarious.

Scott stepped out from behind a curtain clad in only Jean's Bayville High Cheerleading uniform and stepped on to the stage to a wail of catcalls.

"This is gonna be the best black mail ever!" said Lance happily

"Don't miss a second of dis homme'" said Gambit as he passed Lance some popcorn

Scott tugged his skirt down and looked highly embarrassed.

Jean raised her megaphone again.

"1....2....3.....GO!!!"

Scott sighed and began to dance and sing at the top of his lungs. The things you did for a little booty.

"IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER... "


Ah there it is...the final chapter....

Hope you enjoyed it cos it was a blast to write it:) Thanks to EVERYONE who has ever reviewed this fic and gave me inspiration and ideas which worked out beautifully.

Just so you know, Marsha moved to California with Toad, they lived happily ever after....

Review and tell me what ya think!

Ciao

Soulstress