AbhorsenSabriel87: Hey fan fic readers! I've decided to give you another fic! And guess what? My Yu-Gi-Oh! muses are back!
Kaiba: We are?
Sabriel: Yup!
Marik: Halleluyah! I'm back with Sabriel! --hugs--
Sabriel: --hugs back and smiles-- I know! I'm happy too!
Jonouchi: So what's the story this time, Sab?
Sabriel: --smiles-- It's a sercret!
Kaiba: I know a way to get it out of you...
Sabriel: o.O
Jou: O.O You're not gonna TORTURE her are ya?
Kaiba: In a manner of speaking, yes. --tackles authoress and starts to......tickle her!!!!!--
Sabriel: --laughs insanely-- Stop it!!! Someone help me!!!! I'm being tickled!!!!!
Jou: -.-U
Yugi: -.-U
Marik: -.-U
Ryou: -.-U Americans...
Kaiba: Tell us the plot, or I'll tickle you till Doomsday!
Sabriel: Alright!!! I'll tell!!! --Sabriel's younger brother runs in (p.s. His nickname is Chibi Jou 'cuz he looks just like a kid form of Jou...and he acts that way too)--
Chibi Jou: Leave my sister alone, you vile fiend!
Everybody: --stares at Chibi Jou--
Jou: o.O
Yugi: o.O
Honda: o.O
Anzu: o.O
Kaiba: o.OU
Marik: -.-U Who invited your kid brother Sabriel?
Sabriel: -.-U Not me. Malik (aka Yami Marik) pokes his head in
Malik: Someone called?
Everyone: O.O NO!
Chibi Jou: Yes.
Malik: Cool. --banishes Chibi Jou to the Shadow Realm--
Chibi Jou: --gets banished--
Malik: --evil laughter, gets tackled by Sabriel-- O.O
Sabriel: --proceeds to beat the living daylights out of Malik-- BRING HIM BACK!!! --thinks-- If he doesn't, Mom'll be mad at me....--shakes head and proceeds to scream again-- BRING HIM BACK!!!!!! NOW!!!!!
Malik: -- oro eyes, beaten unconscious--
Everyone but Sabriel: O.O
Marik: I am so glad I don't share a body with him anymore. --Chibi Jou returns via a dark vortex--
Chibi Jou: --gets spat out of vortex and lands on his butt-- Ow!
Everyone conscious: O.O
Yami: But how did you get back?!
Chibi Jou: I don't know...I guess they didn't want me. --Baku (aka Yami Bakura) appears from vortex--
Baku: I brought your idiot ningen(1) brother back, Sabriel. He's driving me insane! Never put him back here again! --goes back through vortex--
Everyone but Chibi Jou: O.OU
Chibi Jou: --smiles--
Sabriel: -.-U Someone read my disclaimer before I run out of paper.
Marik: AbhorsenSabriel87 does not own any Yu-Gi-Oh! characters.
Sabriel: I own only the plot.
Chibi Jou: And me!
Everyone else: -.-U

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It was a quiet day in Domino...What the heck am I saying?! It's NEVER a quiet day in Domino!

Yami: Give me back my Dark Magician!
Baku: --holding Dark Magician-- Lemme think about it. No.
Ryou & Yugi: Just give it back please!
Yami: --trying to reach card but is still too short-- Damn my small stature!
Baku: Ha ha baka(2) Pharaoh!
Sabriel: --walks up-- Is there a problem boys?
Baku: No. --hands over card--
Sabriel: Good. I wouldn't want to have to put a curse on you again.
Baku: --sweatdrop, remembers last time Sabriel put a curse on him--

--------flashback--------

Sabriel: Gimme back my pen! I need to write my other fics!
Baku: No way!
Sabriel: Fine! --makes motions with hands-- Zinthros Ekie Centronas!
Baku: --gets stripped to boxers and plunged into an iced over lake with only his head sticking up out of the ice--
Sabriel: --picks up pen-- That was fun.

--------flashback ends--------

Baku: --sweatdrop--
Yami: --puts Dark Magician card back in deck--
Yugi: So what's up, Sabriel?
Sabriel: My mom is making me babysit my little brother today. --grumbles-- I have to take him everywhere I go and show him a fun time.
Yami & Baku: Ouch.
Yami: That bites.
Baku: Are you getting paid?
Sabriel: Yeah, but much less than it's worth.
Yugi: Well, how bad can he be?
Chibi Jou: --darts out from behind Sabriel and runs around talking really fast and never stopping-- Heywowyou'reYugiMutouaren'tyou? Myname'sChibiJoubecauseIactsomuchlikeyourbestfriendJou! HeyIgotit! Let'shaveusbebestfriendsok?!
Yugi: o.OU Ooo-kaaay....--Chibi Jou runs over to Yami still chatting--
Chibi Jou: Heywowyou'reYamiaren'tyou! WowI'vewantedtomeetyouforsolong! You'resocoolandwineveryduel! You'reawesome!
Yami: o.OU --Chibi Jou runs over to Baku--
Chibi Jou: Wow! You'reYamiBakuraain'tya? You'resoawesomeblastingsomanypeopletotheShadowRealmandalwayscomingback! Iwannabeabletodothat! It'ssoawesome!
Baku: Finally someone appreciates my work. --Chibi Jou runs over to Ryou and giggles--
Chibi Jou: Heyit'sRyou! Mysishadsuchacrushonyouwhenshefirststartedbutnowshelikes- --gets knocked sensless via Sabriel with a frying pan-- ooh...Pretty stars...--falls over unconscious--
Sabriel: --eye twitch-- Stupid brothers...
Ryou: --blush-- Did he really mean that?
Sabriel: --blinks and blushes-- Well...Uh....
Chibi Jou: --wakes up-- Hey that was fun! I wanna do it again! --runs off--
Sabriel: GET BACK HERE MIDGIT!!!!
Yugi and Yami: Hey!
Sabriel: Not you two: HIM!!! --runs after Chibi Jou-- GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!
Yugi, Ryou, and their Yamis: -.-U

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Grandpa Mutou: No customers for a while, but I'm sure things'll pick up soon. --Chibi Jou bursts in-- Hello there!
Chibi Jou: --stares at all the games and cards-- Waaaaaaaooooooow...(translation: very long drawn out 'wow'). Cool shop mister!
Gramps: Why thank you!
Chibi Jou: Hey wait! You're Yugi's grampa, aren't you!?
Gramps: Why yes, I-
Chibi Jou: --takes out Hershey bar (do not own) and swallows it really fast-- Hee hee hee hee....
Gramps: --thinks-- Is this kid possessed?
Sabriel: --bursts in-- No. It's the classic warning signs of UDVCOSH!
Gramps: --gasps-- Oh no! Not UDVCOSH!!!...What's that?
Sabriel: Uncontrollable Destruction Via Child On Sugar High!!!!!
Chibi Jou: --laughs insanly and runs around store, messing with stuff, misplacing it, or breaking it to bits--
Gramps: My store!!! --has a heart attack and passes out on floor--
Chibi Jou: --laughs like Stitch (do not own) and runs out of the store--
Sabriel: --calls 911 for Gramps and runs after Chibi Jou--

--------scene change...:the local ice cream parlor!!!! (dun dun duuuuuhhh!!!!)--------

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Sabriel: Well, that's it.
Jou: What?! I wasn't in it!
Marik: Neither was I!
Sabriel: All y'all will get ya chance in the next chapter if someone reviews!
Kaiba: So if we value our sanity, we should do everything in our power to keep them from reviewing.
Sabriel: No! --knocks Kaiba out with her giant rubber mallet--
Everyone else: O.O
Sabiel: Anyone else wanna guess?
Ryou: Um...If we value our heads, we should tell the readers to review?
Sabriel: Exactly! Ryou gets a prize! --gives Ryou a Sobe Fuerte (do not own damnit! o )--
Ryou: --smiles big--
Sabriel: R&R peoples!