Chapter 2
The starship landed in a forest next to Comfy Hot Spring Hotel. "Here we are," says Samus. "Let's find the scroll before Bowser does,"
"But we don't know where's the scroll," Luigi commented.
"Right," says Roy. "We'll should've listen more carefully to what Bowser said.
A taxi stops by the hotel and Bowser steps out.
"Shh... It's Bowser!" says Roy quietly to the others.
Bowser says to himself, "Now I have a problem... The scroll is buried in the women's hot spring area in one of the four corners. How can I get in there and dig up the scroll?"
"Now we got a problem," says Roy to the others, "Bowser hid it in the woman's section! How can we get in there when there are lot's of naked women?"
"Shh... Bowser's still speaking," Samus says to him.
Bowser says, "I will check into this hotel and wait until midnight, when everybody is asleep, I will sneak into the women's section and dig it up. Yes, that's what I'll do," Then he checks into a room.
Roy says to the others, "That sounds like a good idea,"
Mario says, "But-a if we do da same thing-a, we will meet-a with Bowsa. So we must-a get-a it before him,"
Roy asks, "Do you have any other way?"
Luigi replies, "We can let Samus go into the women's section and get it for us,"
Samus: Why haven't I thought of that? Okay, I'll go get it.
So they watch Samus go into the hotel. Samus went to the registration area and told the man, "Is it possible to just come here and dip into the hot springs?"
"Of course," the man replies. "You can either live here for some days or just enjoy our hot springs and then leave during the same day,"
Roy, Mario, and Luigi were waiting outside the hotel. Then they saw Pokey, who did not notice them. "What's Pokey doing here," Luigi wonders.
"I finally made it here!" says Pokey to himself. "What a terrible taxi ride that was... I fell off the top of the taxi and rolled into the field. Nothing is more terrible than lying face flat on a cow poop... Now how can I get the scroll?"
"So he's after the scroll also," says Luigi.
Samus strips her clothes and goes into the hot spring. "Nobody at all!" she says. "Now time to dig!" She got out a shovel from nowhere. But right when she's about to dig, a group of young ladies came into the room. "If they see me digging here, they'll think I'm insane," thought Samus. "Now I have to wait for them to leave..." She puts the shovel away and pretends to bath herself.
Outside, the three are waiting for Samus to come out with the scroll. "What's taking her so long?" wonders Roy.
Pokey is putting on a monkey costume. "I will dress up as a monkey and get into the hot spring," he thought. "Those girls will surely love a cute little monkey. Next I'll try to dig up the scroll, considering that they don't mind monkeys digging,"
When done wearing the costume, he jumps over the fence. Roy saw what Pokey is doing.
When the monkey... I mean Pokey... went into the hot spring, the girls saw him and says, "Ooooh! I cute little monkey!" Then all the girls surrounds Pokey and hugs him. "I'm gonna nosebleed!" Pokey says in his mind.
Suddenly, Roy pokes up from behind the fence and shouts, "That's not monkey! That's ..." But before he can finish talking, all the girls scream pervert and throw stuffs at Roy, knocking him out.
Mario says to the fallen Roy, "Don't-a worry, I still have another plan,"
Mario puts on a bear costume and says, "I will go in and scare all da girls away,"
Mario jumps over the fence and makes a roaring sound, but all the girls say, "A cute little bear cub!" Then they all hug Mario...
Pokey, who is still in monkey costume, notices the zipper on the bear's back, so he pulls down the zipper and reveals Mario.
"It's a man in a bear costume!!!!! PERVERT!!!!!!!!!"
All the girls kick Mario over the fence.
Pokey taunts, "Ha! You're such a fool! You cannot get the scroll! I'm getting it first!"
Upon hearing Pokey talking, the girls look at him. They knew very well that wild monkeys don't talk, so they scream, beat him up, and throw him over the fence.
Samus says, "This won't do..." Then she got up and left the place.
Back outside...
Samus: I think waiting until midnight is the only way.
Roy: Right. We'll beat up Bowser and get the scroll.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Will they be able to get the scroll before Bowser does?
