Chapter 2
by: squirrelgirl123
To: Harry Potter
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: What's this about you corresponding with Ginny?
Harry,
Please tell me Tonks is lying and you and Ginny didn't get Romania. And that you and Ginny aren't corresponding. Harry, do you like my little sister? It's freaking me out.
-Ron
To: Ron Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: none
Hell, no!
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: none
EXCUSE ME? Thanks a lot Harry, I happen to be a very attractive young woman, and you could have been a little more tactful.
-Ginny
To: Ron Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: I hate you
STOP FORWARDING MY RESPONSES TO GINNY!
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: I hate you more
I didn't.
-Ron
To: Ron Weasley
cc: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: none
Oh yes you did.
-Ginny
To: Harry Potter
cc: traitor
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: I hate you both
Who's the forwarder NOW Harry?
-Ron
To: Peter Pettigrew
From: Harry Potter
Subject: You owe me.
Peter,
I'm calling in the favor you owe me for saving your life a couple years ago. I want you to knock off Ron Weasley. Okay? We'll be even.
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Peter Pettigrew
Subject: No
Harry,
I was his rat. It's against my ethics. How did you get my e-mail address?
-Peter
To: Peter Pettigrew
From: Harry Potter
Subject: You have ethics?
Peter,
You're DOUBLE CROSSING SCUM! YOU DON'T HAVE ETHICS! KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM I SAY!!! I took a wild guess and typed in .
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Peter Pettigrew
Subject: Of course I have ethics
Harry,
I'm not killing Ron. He fed me.
-Peter
To: Ron Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: I still hate you
Ron,
You're only still alive because Peter has ethics.
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: Traitor
Harry,
You tried to get Peter to kill me?
-Ron
To: Ron Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: Yes
Ron,
You deserved it... FORWARDER! YOU'RE THE TRAITOR!
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ronald Weasley
Subject: You're the traitor
Harry,
You're insane.
-Ron
To: Evil Forwarding Traitor
From: The Innocent
Subject: none
Ron,
It's one of my better traits.
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: hi
Harry,
Let's go get lunch at the café across the street from Ron's apartment.
-Ginny
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: Re: hi
Ginny,
Sure.
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: How could you?
Harry,
How could you go get lunch with my SISTER in the café in front of my APARTMENT? Isn't it enough that I'm eating a stale bagel while you're snacking on a croissant? Bringing Ginny into it was cold.
-Ron
To: Ron Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: my lunch
It was her idea.
-Harry
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: You're a genius
This is brilliant! He's furious.
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny
Subject: Thanks, I know
I grew up with him. I know how to push his buttons. Send him a croissant.
-Ginny
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: none
Ginny,
Stay out of this. I'm fighting with Harry. Why do you always take his side anyways; I'm your brother. Sometimes I think you still like him.
-Ron
To: Ron Weasley
From: Your Sister
Subject: none
Ron,
I have no comment, as you're just going to forward it to Harry if I say anything.
-Ginny
To: My FORMER best friend
From: Harry Potter
Subject: Ginny's smart
Did you enjoy the croissant?
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: your EX best friend
Subject: Leave my sister alone
I am never talking to you again, there are just too many things wrong with you.
-Ron
To: Ginny
From: Harry
Subject: I'm supposed to leave you alone
Ginny,
He says he never wants to talk to me again. How should I proceed?
-Harry
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Your angry brother
Subject: You know you're on my side
Ginny,
You blood traitor, stop talking to Harry, or I'm going to tell him that you like him. Don't deny it, I know you too well. AND STOP GETTING HIM TO DO STUFF WITH YOU BY PRETENDING IT'S TO MAKE ME MAD! It's working. I have high blood pressure. Are you happy now?
-Ron.
To: Ron Weasley
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: none
Ron,
Yes. I'm very happy. And don't lie to Harry, I don't like him.
-Ginny
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Ron
Subject: Yes you do
Oh yes you do.
To: Ron the idiot
From: Ginny
Subject: No, I don't
Oh no I don't.
To: Ginny
From: Ron
Subject: Yes you do.
To: Ron
From: Ginny
Subject: Oh no I don't
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Subject: Oh yes you do.
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: Shut up
Shut up Harry, don't intercede in my family quarrels.
-Ginny
To: Ron Weasley
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: You are so DEAD
Ron,
Your traitorous FORWARDER!!!! I wish Peter didn't have principles.
-Ginny
To: Peter Pettigrew
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: I'm beginning to like you
Peter,
Thanks to your ethics, I'm still alive. What say we form a partnership and go ressurect Voldemort? He's got to be a better Lord and Master than Harry. At least he wouldn't go out with my little sister.
-Ron
To: My former owner
From: Peter Pettigrew
Subject: No way
I refuse to ressurect Voldemort, at least not with you. Don't think I don't remember who DIDN'T stand up for me in the Shrieking Shack. Rats have long memories.
-Peter Pettigrew
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: How's it going?
Ginny,
How's our great plan to get you and Harry together working? I've decided to keep a low profile until they get over themselves and stop fighting... you know who will get caught in the crossfire. Keep it up; my plans always work.
-Hermione
To: Hermione
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: Re: How's it going?
Hermione,
Your plan might be working a little better if my BROTHER would stop FORWARDING Harry whatever I send him. You have no idea how overprotective he is. Okay, well, maybe you do, you're one of his best friends. How's it coming with him? I was sure he was going to ask you out last weekend.
-Ginny
To: Ron Weasley
From: Your Sister
Subject: You're such a prat... you know that, don't you?
Ron,
WHY didn't you ask Hermione out last weekend? You told me you were going to, but she didn't mention it to me. What's the point of you moaning and groaning about Hermione all the time if you don't do anything about it? You're such an idiot Ron.
-Ginny
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: AM NOT!
Ginny,
What's the use of me moaning and groaning about Hermione if I never ask her out? cough, Harry, cough Get a grip Ginny, it will happen eventually. When I feel like it.
-Ron
To: Ginny
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: none
Ginny,
'It' is non existant. There is absolutely nothing going on between me and your brother, and at the rate he works, nothing will be. What do you think about slipping a him a potion on the side? As if I would.
-Hermione
To: Ron Weasley
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: You don't have any time to waste
Krum proposed to Hermione yesterday.
-Ginny
To: Hermione
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: What's up?
Hermione,
Want to get dinner tomorrow night? I hear there are some nice new restuarants in town. I could pick you up around six.
-Ron
To: Ron
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Re: What's up?
Sure, sounds good.
-Hermione
To: Ginny Weasley
From; Hermione Granger
Subject: Guess WHAT!!!
Ginny,
He asked me out! Did you tell him something?
-Hermione
To: the liar
From: Ron
Subject: none
Ginny,
LIAR! Krum didn't propose to her! You scum. For what it's worth, we had a nice time.
-Ron
To: Ron
From: The matchmaker
Subject: Don't deny it, you're going to ask her out again.
Sucker!
-Ginny
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: GUESS WHAT!
Harry,
Guess what! Okay, I'll tell you. Ron and Hermione went out last night, and I'm fairly sure that they're going to again.
-Ginny
To: Ron Weasley; Hermione Granger
From: Harry
Subject: none
So, are you registered for the wedding yet?
-Harry
To: Harry Potter
From: Ron Weasley
Subject: I hate my sister
Harry,
I should have known Ginny would tell you. Leave us alone, I'm still not speaking to you. Ever. Don't send me stuff either. I won't answer it.
-Ron
To: Harry Potter
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: No, I'm not, stay out of it.
Harry,
While they are somewhat amusing, you and Ginny's matchmaking attempts are getting annoying. Stay out of it, Harry. It's not your business. Go get whacked in the head with a bludger.
-Hermione
