Chapter 2

by: squirrelgirl123

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: What's this about you corresponding with Ginny?

Harry,

Please tell me Tonks is lying and you and Ginny didn't get Romania. And that you and Ginny aren't corresponding. Harry, do you like my little sister? It's freaking me out.

-Ron

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: none

Hell, no!

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: none

EXCUSE ME? Thanks a lot Harry, I happen to be a very attractive young woman, and you could have been a little more tactful.

-Ginny

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: I hate you

STOP FORWARDING MY RESPONSES TO GINNY!

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: I hate you more

I didn't.

-Ron

To: Ron Weasley

cc: Harry Potter

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: none

Oh yes you did.

-Ginny

To: Harry Potter

cc: traitor

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: I hate you both

Who's the forwarder NOW Harry?

-Ron

To: Peter Pettigrew

From: Harry Potter

Subject: You owe me.

Peter,

I'm calling in the favor you owe me for saving your life a couple years ago. I want you to knock off Ron Weasley. Okay? We'll be even.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Peter Pettigrew

Subject: No

Harry,

I was his rat. It's against my ethics. How did you get my e-mail address?

-Peter

To: Peter Pettigrew

From: Harry Potter

Subject: You have ethics?

Peter,

You're DOUBLE CROSSING SCUM! YOU DON'T HAVE ETHICS! KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM I SAY!!! I took a wild guess and typed in .

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Peter Pettigrew

Subject: Of course I have ethics

Harry,

I'm not killing Ron. He fed me.

-Peter

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: I still hate you

Ron,

You're only still alive because Peter has ethics.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: Traitor

Harry,

You tried to get Peter to kill me?

-Ron

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Yes

Ron,

You deserved it... FORWARDER! YOU'RE THE TRAITOR!

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ronald Weasley

Subject: You're the traitor

Harry,

You're insane.

-Ron

To: Evil Forwarding Traitor

From: The Innocent

Subject: none

Ron,

It's one of my better traits.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: hi

Harry,

Let's go get lunch at the café across the street from Ron's apartment.

-Ginny

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Re: hi

Ginny,

Sure.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: How could you?

Harry,

How could you go get lunch with my SISTER in the café in front of my APARTMENT? Isn't it enough that I'm eating a stale bagel while you're snacking on a croissant? Bringing Ginny into it was cold.

-Ron

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: my lunch

It was her idea.

-Harry

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: You're a genius

This is brilliant! He's furious.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ginny

Subject: Thanks, I know

I grew up with him. I know how to push his buttons. Send him a croissant.

-Ginny

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: none

Ginny,

Stay out of this. I'm fighting with Harry. Why do you always take his side anyways; I'm your brother. Sometimes I think you still like him.

-Ron

To: Ron Weasley

From: Your Sister

Subject: none

Ron,

I have no comment, as you're just going to forward it to Harry if I say anything.

-Ginny

To: My FORMER best friend

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Ginny's smart

Did you enjoy the croissant?

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: your EX best friend

Subject: Leave my sister alone

I am never talking to you again, there are just too many things wrong with you.

-Ron

To: Ginny

From: Harry

Subject: I'm supposed to leave you alone

Ginny,

He says he never wants to talk to me again. How should I proceed?

-Harry

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Your angry brother

Subject: You know you're on my side

Ginny,

You blood traitor, stop talking to Harry, or I'm going to tell him that you like him. Don't deny it, I know you too well. AND STOP GETTING HIM TO DO STUFF WITH YOU BY PRETENDING IT'S TO MAKE ME MAD! It's working. I have high blood pressure. Are you happy now?

-Ron.

To: Ron Weasley

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: none

Ron,

Yes. I'm very happy. And don't lie to Harry, I don't like him.

-Ginny

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Ron

Subject: Yes you do

Oh yes you do.

To: Ron the idiot

From: Ginny

Subject: No, I don't

Oh no I don't.

To: Ginny

From: Ron

Subject: Yes you do.

To: Ron

From: Ginny

Subject: Oh no I don't

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Oh yes you do.

To: Harry Potter

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: Shut up

Shut up Harry, don't intercede in my family quarrels.

-Ginny

To: Ron Weasley

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: You are so DEAD

Ron,

Your traitorous FORWARDER!!!! I wish Peter didn't have principles.

-Ginny

To: Peter Pettigrew

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: I'm beginning to like you

Peter,

Thanks to your ethics, I'm still alive. What say we form a partnership and go ressurect Voldemort? He's got to be a better Lord and Master than Harry. At least he wouldn't go out with my little sister.

-Ron

To: My former owner

From: Peter Pettigrew

Subject: No way

I refuse to ressurect Voldemort, at least not with you. Don't think I don't remember who DIDN'T stand up for me in the Shrieking Shack. Rats have long memories.

-Peter Pettigrew

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Hermione Granger

Subject: How's it going?

Ginny,

How's our great plan to get you and Harry together working? I've decided to keep a low profile until they get over themselves and stop fighting... you know who will get caught in the crossfire. Keep it up; my plans always work.

-Hermione

To: Hermione

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: Re: How's it going?

Hermione,

Your plan might be working a little better if my BROTHER would stop FORWARDING Harry whatever I send him. You have no idea how overprotective he is. Okay, well, maybe you do, you're one of his best friends. How's it coming with him? I was sure he was going to ask you out last weekend.

-Ginny

To: Ron Weasley

From: Your Sister

Subject: You're such a prat... you know that, don't you?

Ron,

WHY didn't you ask Hermione out last weekend? You told me you were going to, but she didn't mention it to me. What's the point of you moaning and groaning about Hermione all the time if you don't do anything about it? You're such an idiot Ron.

-Ginny

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: AM NOT!

Ginny,

What's the use of me moaning and groaning about Hermione if I never ask her out? cough, Harry, cough Get a grip Ginny, it will happen eventually. When I feel like it.

-Ron

To: Ginny

From: Hermione Granger

Subject: none

Ginny,

'It' is non existant. There is absolutely nothing going on between me and your brother, and at the rate he works, nothing will be. What do you think about slipping a him a potion on the side? As if I would.

-Hermione

To: Ron Weasley

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: You don't have any time to waste

Krum proposed to Hermione yesterday.

-Ginny

To: Hermione

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: What's up?

Hermione,

Want to get dinner tomorrow night? I hear there are some nice new restuarants in town. I could pick you up around six.

-Ron

To: Ron

From: Hermione Granger

Subject: Re: What's up?

Sure, sounds good.

-Hermione

To: Ginny Weasley

From; Hermione Granger

Subject: Guess WHAT!!!

Ginny,

He asked me out! Did you tell him something?

-Hermione

To: the liar

From: Ron

Subject: none

Ginny,

LIAR! Krum didn't propose to her! You scum. For what it's worth, we had a nice time.

-Ron

To: Ron

From: The matchmaker

Subject: Don't deny it, you're going to ask her out again.

Sucker!

-Ginny

To: Harry Potter

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: GUESS WHAT!

Harry,

Guess what! Okay, I'll tell you. Ron and Hermione went out last night, and I'm fairly sure that they're going to again.

-Ginny

To: Ron Weasley; Hermione Granger

From: Harry

Subject: none

So, are you registered for the wedding yet?

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: I hate my sister

Harry,

I should have known Ginny would tell you. Leave us alone, I'm still not speaking to you. Ever. Don't send me stuff either. I won't answer it.

-Ron

To: Harry Potter

From: Hermione Granger

Subject: No, I'm not, stay out of it.

Harry,

While they are somewhat amusing, you and Ginny's matchmaking attempts are getting annoying. Stay out of it, Harry. It's not your business. Go get whacked in the head with a bludger.

-Hermione