Chapter 6

by: squirrelgirl123

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: Finale is this Saturday!

Harry,

Well,we made it through those weeks cooking. I don't know about you, but it took forever to clean up my flat. I never really got the hang of cleaning charms. Anyway, we're all going to Fred and George's for the season finale. It's not guaranteed trick free, so be careful what you eat, where you sit, ect. You never know what they might have thought up.

-Ron

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Re: Finale is this Saturday!

Ron,

FINALLY! I was running out of ways to escape Rita. I know you all did your best, but... I'm glad the last interview is this Saturday. I got a lot of letters telling me how they enjoyed my 'funny antics' and stuff, not sure what they mean by that. All I was trying to do was to get out of there, not to amuse anyone.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: I relate... thinking up escape plans was hard

Harry,

I think it's good that people thought all the stuff you did was 'funny antics'. Otherwise, they might question your motives with the whole attempting to strangle yourself with the lamp cord thing.

-Ron

p.s. RS: Excuse me, Harry, what are you doing?

HP: I'm strangling myself with the cord of this lamp, because I can't take any more of this.

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: yeah well

Ron,

Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time. After reading FIVE articles about why I chose to use a lamp cord, I'm not so sure. (interestingly enough, all five magazines neglected to mention what it meant that I was attempting to strangle myself with a lamp cord. Appearantly,that's too mundane for the general public.)

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ron Weasley

Subject: none

Harry,

Shoot Rita, see what the magazines think of that. I wonder whether they'd anylyze the type of gun or choice of target?

-Ron

To: Ron Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Re:

Don't tempt me.

-Harry

p.s. type of gun, they're not smart enough for choice of target.

To: Harry Potter

From: Rita Skeeter

Subject: Finale

Harry,

You may have managed to not answer my most hard-hitting questions until now, but I'm going to make headlines this Sunday, and to do that, I'll have some... suprises for you this Friday.

-Rita

To: Rita Skeeter

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Re: Finale

Rita,

You might be the one surprised this Friday.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Ginny Weasley

Subject: Thanks for the tickets!

Harry,

Thanks for the tickets to the England vs. Bulgaria match; I wouldn't miss it. (Pity Krum retired, I would have loved to see you guys fight it out.) It's projected length is three hours, so we should JUST make the party at the twin's house.

-Ginny

To: Ginny Weasley

From: Harry Potter

Subject: Re: Thanks for the tickets!

Ginny,

It's not a problem... I figured you hadn't been to a Quidditch match in a while, and I thought you might enjoy it. Good, we can make it to Fred and George's. It should be hilarious. See you at four!

-Harry

To: Fred and George

From: Harry Potter

Subject: My Quidditch match

George and Fred,

As I told you earlier, Ginny is coming to my match, and we'll probably be a little late for the party. I'll catch the Snitch as soon as tactically possible.

-Harry

To: Harry Potter

From: Gred and Forge

Subject: Late is good...

Harry,

Don't worry about it. We'll rig some EXTRA suprises for the latecomers, just to make it worth your while. After all, we wouldn't want to deprive anyone of the entertainment.

-Fred and George