In our last episode, as you recall, the evil Bullwinkle clone was speeding toward the spy town of Corpus Crusty, California, with Rocky and Honeysuckle in hot pursuit. They, in turn, were being followed by the real Bullwinkle and a pair of police officers!

"We mustn't lose him!" Rocky urges his new partner. "If he reveals his secrets to the spies, we'll all be in danger!"

"I'm way ahead of you, flyboy," says Honeysuckle confidently.

Rocky glances at the rear-view mirror. "Hey, there's a police car behind us!"

"So what?" remarks Honeysuckle. "They aren't flashing their lights."

"Hey, why aren't you flashing your lights?" Bullwinkle asks the two officers in the police car.

"We don't want to let him know we're following," says the first officer. "That way, we can trace him to his hideout and arrest his accomplices as well."

"But he doesn't have any accomplices!" Bullwinkle insists.

"Don't be ridiculous," says the second officer. "Cartoon characters never work alone."

Several miles away, in a small house in the town of Corpus Crusty, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale are seated on a couch, watching a performance of Mussourgsky's opera "Boris Godunov" on public television. "I just love Russian opera, darlink!" Natasha gushes.

"So do I," says Boris, "but I wish I could get rid of the English subtitles." He repeatedly pushes a button on the remote control, but to no avail.

"This broadcast has been made possible by grants from various large corporations and generous contributions from viewers like you," says the TV announcer.

"Such language!" grouses Natasha. "How can they allow it on TV?"

Boris switches off the TV. "Natasha, darlink, now that we are alone, I have somethink special to give to you." He rises from the couch, bends down on one knee in front of Natasha, and pulls a small plastic box from his pocket. Natasha waits breathlessly.

Suddenly a loud beeping sound emits from Boris' wrist. He pulls up his sleeve to reveal a small TV screen attached to his arm with a leather band.

"Oh, Boris, darlink!" enthuses Natasha. "A wrist TV! I've always wanted one!"

Boris replaces the plastic box in his pocket and pushes a button on the wrist TV, causing the image of Fearless Leader's face to appear on the tiny screen. "Badenov!" barks the monocled spymaster. "A situation has arisen! Turn on the American TV news at once!"

Astonished, Boris seats himself on the couch again and turns on the TV to the news channel. A newswoman appears, with a picture of the Bullwinkle clone in the background. "This just in," she reports. "A cartoon moose has been wrecking stores in downtown Santa Clausa, California. Eyewitnesses describe him as bearing an uncanny resemblance to Bullwinkle, one-time star of the small screen."

"What is moose up to now?" Natasha wonders.

"We go now to Peabody Labs," says the newswoman, "where renowned scientist Hector Peabody has a statement to make about the rogue moose."

"All I can say without revealing too much about the nature of our research is that there are now two Bullwinkles, one kind and gentle, the other ruthlessly evil," the Peabody clone declares.

"Did you hear that, Natasha?" marvels Boris. "Moose now has an evil twin!"

"The evil Bullwinkle is extremely dangerous and stupid," warns the Peabody clone. "He has already killed. If you see him, notify the police immediately. If you hear one of his puns, seek medical attention."

"You must find this evil moose and learn everything he knows," orders Fearless Leader from Boris' watch.

"Consider it done, Fearless Leader." Boris leaps from the couch and makes a sweeping hand gesture. "Quickly, Natasha! To the Badmobile!"

Moments later, Boris and Natasha are cruising along the highway in a souped-up black sedan with rocket motors in the back. "Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Badman!" Boris sings as he drives.

Natasha clutched her ears in pain. "Argh! Next time, I pick out the car!"

A short while later, they pass the Bullwinkle clone in his stolen vehicle, going in the other direction. "Boris, wait!" Natasha alerted her comrade. "That was moose!"

"Hmm," muses the Bullwinkle clone. "I've seen those Pottsylvanian spies somewhere before!"

The Bullwinkle clone cuts through the median, turns around, and starts following the Badmobile. Seconds later, he sees a green station wagon go by on the other side of the highway, driven by an attractive she-moose. Distracted, he starts to mumble, "Humina humina humina..."

"Moose is following us!" says Natasha, looking over her shoulder. "Pull over!" Boris slows down the Badmobile and stops on the side of the road.

Seeing that the spy car has come to a halt ahead of him, the Bullwinkle clone pulls over in front of it. Meanwhile, Honeysuckle stops her car half a mile away, and she and Rocky jump out. "Hokey smoke!" exclaims Rocky. "We can't let Bullwinkle's evil clone join forces with Boris and Natasha!"

"Calm down, flyboy," says Honeysuckle. "I have a plan."

"Why am I not surprised?"

At the same time, Bullwinkle and the two police officers are approaching the spot where the Bullwinkle clone has pulled over in front of the Badmobile. "Stop!" Bullwinkle orders. "They mustn't see us!" The squad car pulls over and stops, and Bullwinkle and the two officers hop out.

The Bullwinkle clone climbs out of his stolen car, while Boris and Natasha slip out of the Badmobile, and the three congregate at the side of the road. They are watched by Honeysuckle and Rocky from one side of the road, and Bullwinkle and the officers from the other side; the two parties are unaware of each other's presence.

"I was just on my way to find you guys," says the Bullwinkle clone to Boris.

"And we were on our way to find you," Boris replies cheerfully. "We would like to make you an offer you cannot refuse."

"I can't refuse an offer like that," says the clone.

"Here's what we do," says Honeysuckle, who has hidden behind some trees with Rocky. "I throw you into the air, then you start flying around, but make sure Boris and Natasha see you. That way they'll think you're spying on them, and that the evil Bullwinkle is really the good Bullwinkle."

"Aye aye, mon capitan," says Rocky with a quick salute. Honeysuckle then hurls him into the air with a mighty grunt, and he starts to glide on the air currents.

"Come on, officers!" the real Bullwinkle urges the two cops. "We've got to stop my evil duplicate before he leaks any state secrets!"

"You can't be serious!" says the first officer "Don't you know who those two are?"

"Of course I do," says Bullwinkle. "They're Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale."

"They're aides to the Pottsylvanian ambassador," says the second officer. "They have diplomatic immunity. If we try to arrest them, we could start an international incident."

"They're not diplomats!" Bullwinkle insists. "They're spies!"

"You're on your own from here on out," says the first officer, and the two cops climb into their squad car, turn around, and speed away.

"Bah!" grunts Bullwinkle as he watches them go. "Can't tell a spy from a diplomat. How thick can you get?"

High above, Rocky is circling in the air and trying to let Boris and Natasha catch a glimpse of him, but the two are busy plotting with the Bullwinkle clone. Finally Natasha spots something out of the corner of her eye. "Look, up in the sky!" she says, pointing.

"It's a bird!" exclaims Boris.

"It's a plane!" shouts the evil clone.

"It's Superman!" cries Natasha.

"It's Captain Marvel!"

"It's Radioactive Man!"

"It's a Powerpuff Girl!"

"It's Bionic Bunny!"

"No, wait!" says the Bullwinkle clone. "It's Rocky! What's he doing here?"

"Oh, now I see," says Boris suspiciously. "You are not evil moose. You are tryink to trick us!"

"That's not true!" the clone insisted. "I'm totally evil!"

At that moment the real Bullwinkle marches onto the scene, his fists clenched. "Yes," he declares heroically, "and that is why I cannot allow you to betray our country!"

"Unbelievable!" says Natasha in amazement.

"I must be seeink double!" says Boris.

Honeysuckle, watching from behind a tree, slaps her face in exasperation. Rocky watches from the sky in dismay as the two Bullwinkles confront each other.

"You killed Mr. Peabody!" growls the real Bullwinkle, advancing menacingly. "Now I'll make you pay!"

The clone suddenly points into the sky. "Look! A pterodactyl!"

"Huh?" Bullwinkle looks up, but all he sees is Rocky floating around. When he lowers his eyes again, he discovers that Boris, Natasha, and the clone have jumped into the Badmobile and started the rocket motors. He stands in front of the supercharged vehicle and tries to stop it as it pulls onto the highway, but it rams him forcefully and knocks him to the ground.

Rocky gasps in horror. "Hokey smoke! Bullwinkle!"

Honeysuckle rushes across the highway while Rocky glides to the ground, and the two hurry to the side of their fallen comrade.

"Are you all right, old pal?" asks Rocky, but the prostrate moose doesn't answer.

"He's alive," says Honeysuckle as she takes Bullwinkle's pulse. "Good. I'm going to kill him."

Bullwinkle opens his eyes groggily and tries to sit up, but pain prevents him. "Wh-where am I? Who am I?" he stammers deliriously.

"You're Bullwinkle the Moose," Rocky replies.

"Oh, right," says the moose. "I knew it was something that started with B."

"As much as I'd rather leave you at the side of the road to die," says Honeysuckle peevishly, "we should get you to a hospital."

"What'd I ever do to you?" Bullwinkle asks her.

"Thanks to your meddling," Honeysuckle informs him, "Boris and Natasha just escaped with your evil duplicate!"

Oh, the horror! Could this mean the end of the U.S. intelligence advantage over Pottsylvania? Find out in our next episode, "The Spy Who Looked Like Me", or, "All Your Face Are Belong to Us"!