(A/N I am SOOOOOOOOOO sorry it took me so long to update. My grandma took me to Utah for a week. So I didn't have that much time to type this chapter again I am really sorry)

CHAPTER 3: Baba

-Z-Gang-

*Oh my god what the hell is dad thinking* Gohan thought

*I was right Goku's gone insane* M.Trunks thought

*A pink pony A PINK PONY WHAT KIND OF DUNG BRAINED AUTHOR THOUGHT OF THAT. I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAYAINS NOT A LITTLE GIRL..... Although a pink pony is tempting* Vegeta thought

*What did I tell you this couldn't end well* 16 thought

*So that's what Goku's planning to have his son killed oh well never really liked Gohan anyway* Tien thought

*Those kids whispering behind that big rock are getting REALLY annoying* Piccolo thought

*I am not amused* Krillen thought

*Well their goes the world* Yamcha thought

-Cell and Goku-

*Candy..yummmmy* Goku thought

*I'm really bored* Cell thought

-Videl, Sharpner, and Erasa-

"I think I'll vote for the guy with the flame like hair and the scowl" Videl said

"You mean the guy who looks like he really want's a pink pony?" Sharpner asked

"Yeah him" Videl said

All of a sudden they hear a chuckle from behind them so they whirl around to see an old women on top of a floating crystal ball(A/N Guess who)

"Who are you?" Videl asked

"I'm Baba and I couldn't help but over hear your little bet's" the old women now known as Baba said "Mind if I join you?"

The three pre-teens shrugged

"Okay then I bet on Gohan" Baba said

"Gohan?"

"The kid"

"Oh"

"But he's so scrawny I bet even I could beat him" Sharpner boasted

"Riiiiiiiggggghhhhht"

"That was mean and uncalled for" Sharpner pouted

"Riiiiiiiggggghhhhht"

"Butt wipe's" Sharpner muttered

"What was that"

"Nothing"

~*~

Sage: So now that I have Piccolo and Gohan hog tied I have a surprise for Ariel

Ariel: What are you going to do to me and what are you doing with that rope?

~~~~Five minutes later~~~~

Ariel: you back stabbing traitor

Sage: well duh I'm an evil bitch

Ariel: more like a treacherous worm

Sage: that too

Gohan: what's going to happen to us?

Sage: You'll find out in the next chapter

Piccolo: you said that last chapter what the hell are you going to do to us

Sage: make you smell my feet

Piccolo, Gohan, and Ariel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!