A REALLY STUPID DIALOUGE STORY!!!

Disclaimer: No body is mine in this one. Not even the name Tandy is not mine, it belongs to Piers Anthony.

Chapter one: Starting Up!

Tandy: Hello folks!

Aud: Hi Professer Tandy!

Tandy: Today we are going to try to figure out just what makes Artemis Fowl go tick tick tick. oH, aRTY!

Artemis: What!? I'm brushing my teeth!

Tandy: (hisses this) Stop it!! ( smiles and snaps fingers, two burly dudes drag Artemis by his ankles)

Artemis: Ow! Stop it! That hurts!

Aud.: Awww! Too Bad!

Tandy: That's right! Now, let's get started. (points to desk) Artemis, sit there.

Artemis: Oh, all right. I enjoy a challenge, anyway. Bring it on!

Tandy: And now, the test! Brought out by our special guest, Foaly!

Audience: Yea!!!

Foaly: Ooops. I was supposed to give that test to Artemis? I thought I was supposed to take it!

Tandy: (looks over paper) HA! There, you missed one. Question Number 1001: Why is the sky blue?

Foaly: Wha? How could I have missed that one?

Tandy: Looks like it' s time for a

LIGHTNING ROUND!!!!!!

That was short, but sweet. Come back next chapter, to see Foaly and Artemis go at it! Love ya,

Tandy