Okay, Thanks for the reviews. Here you go.
Trent Glitter
Chapter 3: Magic of Xanth
Tandy: Well it's a long story.
Artemis: We're inside Trent's head, we have all day!
Tandy: Trent? King Trent?
Me: I'M A GIRL!!
Foaly: What is all this about a king?
Tandy: Ugh! Miss Trent Glitter, oh great writer, please transport us to the Land of Xanth!
(I wave my hand, and all of us are in Castle Roogna. Humfrey is sitting over a huge book.)
Tandy: Hi, Magician Humfrey!
Humfrey: Oh, hello Tandy. (Fixes glasses, gasps) A centaur! Are you from centaur Isle?
Foaly: What?
Humfrey: (looks at Artemis) a Mundane!
Artemis: Ugh! Mundane? Far from it! I'm a genius!
Humfrey: Really? We have lots of geniuses at the palace. They taste good with mustard.
Artemis: You EAT geniuses?
Humfrey and Tandy: Oh, yes!
Foaly: I'm confused.
Tandy: That happens a lot in Xanth. Mundanes don't understand our land.
Artemis: What is Xanth?
Humfrey: It is our land of magic, puns, and unintentional mishaps. You now owe me one year of service, young man.
Artemis: WHAT!? I DON'T WORK FOR OTHER PEOPLE!
Tandy: Oh, dear.
So, did you like this chapter. Xanth fans will love it
