Okay, Thanks for the reviews. Here you go.

Trent Glitter

Chapter 3: Magic of Xanth

Tandy: Well it's a long story.

Artemis: We're inside Trent's head, we have all day!

Tandy: Trent? King Trent?

Me: I'M A GIRL!!

Foaly: What is all this about a king?

Tandy: Ugh! Miss Trent Glitter, oh great writer, please transport us to the Land of Xanth!

(I wave my hand, and all of us are in Castle Roogna. Humfrey is sitting over a huge book.)

Tandy: Hi, Magician Humfrey!

Humfrey: Oh, hello Tandy. (Fixes glasses, gasps) A centaur! Are you from centaur Isle?

Foaly: What?

Humfrey: (looks at Artemis) a Mundane!

Artemis: Ugh! Mundane? Far from it! I'm a genius!

Humfrey: Really? We have lots of geniuses at the palace. They taste good with mustard.

Artemis: You EAT geniuses?

Humfrey and Tandy: Oh, yes!

Foaly: I'm confused.

Tandy: That happens a lot in Xanth. Mundanes don't understand our land.

Artemis: What is Xanth?

Humfrey: It is our land of magic, puns, and unintentional mishaps. You now owe me one year of service, young man.

Artemis: WHAT!? I DON'T WORK FOR OTHER PEOPLE!

Tandy: Oh, dear.

So, did you like this chapter. Xanth fans will love it