A/N my friend lilramona is writeing this with me.

Lilramona: I'M ALSO TYPEING IT CUZ YOU GOT GROUNDED CUZ YOU GOT GROUNDED AND I DIDN'T

KATHY: oh shut up

Lilramona: its true o0o0o0o if you see lrA/N its my authors note. Oh I've got major skill I can type one handed talk on the phone sing Madonna not well and read all at once *sings into a hairbrush* LIKE A VIRGIN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!!!!!!! (I really can't spell I had to ask Kathy how to spell virgin)

Kathy: oh dear god please stop singing karate's your thing singing's mine don't kill the music

Christine: kieya *round house kicks Kathy in the head*

Kathy: write the authors note!!! I see pretty stars

Christine: yes ma'am uhh you do realize its daytime no stars *shakes head in saddlyness* oh yeah lilramona and Christine are the same person but I've got a split personality mawha.

Kathy: yes you do weird and insane lilramona is the weird personality Christine is the insane half.

Christine: I AM NOT IN- oh who the hell am I trying to kid I'm planning on getting a shirt that says that. TO THE AUTHORS NOTE! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for the reviews LUCIANA- don't worry it's comin' along nicely (lrA/N I still think you should say well here it is but nobody ever listens to me)

Centaur219: I'm glad you like it (lrA/N no we hate the fact that people like it. Yeah I'm a sarcastic bitch)

Lilramona: hehehe finger dance (lrA/N dude I get to be mentioned o0o0o lalalala I'm listening to the moulon rouge sound track fifth song don't know the name)

Suddenly Draco (lrA/N crap I lost the paper with the story on it...oh found it A/N smart one lrA/N go to hell) woke with a start to the sound of his alarm clock. He reached over and shut off the alarm and pushed the sheets off his body. Why was I dreaming of Granger? Oh yeah I like her. But not that much...do I? Thought Draco going into the bathroom. He opened the door to see Hermione up around her chest. WOW was all Draco could think as his jaw dropped. (A/N she's a DD)

"AHHHHHHHHhh GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!" shrieked Hermione pulling her towel tightly around her chest and turning around.

Draco barley registered Hermione's screams until he got hit in the head with the shampoo bottle she through at his head. Draco quickly bolted out of the bathroom and shut the door be hind him. As Draco leaned on the bathroom door he sighed heavily thinking, "damn now I really need a cold shower".

A few minutes later he knocked (lra/n up Hermione a/n don't make me gag you lra/n you need me to post I'll be quiet besides Katherine or Erika did I spell that right I must go consult the shoe!! A/n Erika wrote her name on Christine's shoe) on the door, and when he received no answer he entered and began to shower 'I better make this a quick cold shower' thought Draco grimly.

After his shower he tied a towel around his waist and began to do his hair. (it took a little while)

When he finished he went into the common room to collect his book bag. Hermione was there doing the same thing. He noticed her boobs (lra/n did you know that booby according to the dictionary means an awkward foolish person: dope? I need a new hobby) were well hidden beneath her school robes. 'I wonder why I didn't notice how good she looked before?' Draco pondered to himself. But his thoughts were cut off as she walked towards him.

"You won't tell any one what you saw this morning! Do you understand? Because if you do I'll hex you into oblivion, and you know I can!" (lrA/N I think Hermione's channeling me cuz that's a typical me statement.)

"Whatever Granger," he replied nonchalantly.

They headed down to breakfast, and decided it would not look good for them to enter at the same time so they split up.

After breakfast Hermione glanced down at her timetable, "shit (lra/n kuso) we have potions with the Slytherins first, ugh, and it's double" Harry, Ron, and Hermione headed down towards the dungeons.

"Why do I have the feeling Snape is going to be in a foul mood today?" Ron asked.

"Because he's always in a foul mood when we are there. Nothing new here," Harry retorted.

When they reached the classroom they joined the line queuing up at the door.

'Geez I really hope Malfoy forgets what he saw this morning' thought Hermione.

~*~Draco's POV~*~

I can't believe what I saw this morning! I never thought I'd think this but...Damn! She has really got the body! (lra/n does that statement sound like it's worded wrong to any one else? I'm only typing now I wrote some stuff towards the beginning but Kathy made me edit it out tell me if that sounds wrong not the nasty way but the grammar way) wait that's just weird *I* said that the mudblood's hott AGGHHH, I'm going crazy! Don't start with me you stupid conscience (lra/n Kathy what's a...con science? Kathy: it's conscience it's the voice that tells you not to do bad things lr: o0o0o I don't have one of those I do haves there emus named Bob Larry and Cow Kathy: we know)

*Fine I won't say it but it is true*

'Shut up'

*Whatever*

~*~End POV~*~

The class grew silent as professor Snape drew nearer. With a flick of his wand the door flew open.

"Don't sit down when you enter the room I will be assigning seats," professor Snape called out in a dangerous voice nobody dared to argue, "I will be pair ing a Gryphindor and a Slitherin up. These parteners will work on potions for the rest of the year. No exceptions!"

A/N can you guess who the partners will be?? Christine: oooooooh I can!!

Kathy: you already know

Christine: and your point is?

Kathy: *shakes head*

Christine: Oh yaeh people you better hope that I get better because I'm sick and have hives cuz I'm allergic to Neosporin and the medicen that I was give to make the hive go away but instead I got more hives and the ones on my left arm are in the shape of a heart. AND I'M REALLY ITCHY AND CAN'T BREATHE THOUGH MY NOSE SO I SOUND WEIRD!!! Stupid allergies. Any when I get better I can go to school and talk to Kathy and we can write the story soooo... HOPE I GET BETTER!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR ITCHYNESS!

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