AN: Okay, here's the next part in the story. Thanks to Varn and Miko girl for reviewing, and Varn, if you want to know how these crazy kids got together, then read 'The Chaos Effect', and all the other stories in the 'Chaos Series'. Check out the list on my bio page, here at
Part Three: Chow Time
The first to wake up was Joey. He'd been dreaming about the gigantic donut again, so it was no surprise that the first thing he said was , "I'm hungry."
Tristan raised his head yawned, and said, "Me too." This made all the other guys wake up. They all realized that they were very hungry.
"Well, what are we gonna do?" Yugi asked. "We're too little to just fix something."
"I know…" Joey said, getting a mischievous look in his eye. He took a very big breath, held it, and then screamed, "WWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Tristan grinned evilly and started wailing too. Then Inu-yasha, and then Yugi shrugged and joined in.
"This is degrading!" Kaiba said, "I'm not crying to be fed!"
"Then you can starve," Miroku replied. Then he too started wailing. Bakura looked at Kaiba, and shrugged, then he was crying with the rest. By the time the girls came rushing in, Kaiba had given in toi the steamroller inside his stomach, and started screaming for breakfast, too.
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"How come babies always know when it's time to eat?" Kagome asked as she set put the grocery bags down on the table. The girls had awoken to a chorus of crying babies, and knew that the boys must have been hungry. But since they had no baby food on hand, they had to endure 20 minutes of scouring the food aisle in the corner market for baby food- they also got disposable diapers and other baby essentials while they were at it. Serenity knew these purchases would be very strange when they showed up on the Kaiba Corp. records- and headed home. Now, Kagome and Tea were setting out the jars of food while Serenity and Sango were sitting the babies up in the old high chairs from the storage shed.
Kagome got out the new small spoons and bibs, put a bright blue bib- decorated with happy puppies- on Inu-yasha, opened a jar of mushy carrots, and got a spoonful of the orange glop. "Come on, Inu-puppy" Kagome cooed, "Time to eat." She brought the spoon and it's contents closer to Inu-yasha's mouth, but the baby han-you took one look at it, and turned his head, scrunching up his face.
"Come on," Kagome said, still maintaining the sweet tones, "It's good for you."
"Nuh!" Inu-puppy said, with his mouth still closed. Kagome tried to bring the spoon around to Inu-yasha's mouth, but he just turned his head to the other side.
"Inu-yasha," Kagome said sternly, losing patience, "This is the only thing you can eat right now. I'm sorry its not a bowl or Ramen, but you'll have to get over it. Now please, eat the food." "Nuh!" Inu-yasha cried, shaking his head and flinging his arms, "Nuh nuh nuh nuh!" Kagome took her chance, She shoved the spoon in Inu-yasha's mouth, and pulled it out again. Inu-yahsa sat there with the food in his mouth for a moment, looking as if he'd just been told 'sit'. Then, His face went green, and he spewed the carrots all over Kagome's shirt.
"EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!" Kagome cried. "Crap! Now I've got to change!"
"I'll keep an eye on him," Sango said. She wasn't having any luck with either Miroku or Bakura. They were also refusing to eat the baby food. Tea, on the other hand was cradling Yugi in her arms, a bottle between his tiny hands. Baby Seto was looking at Serenity like she was crazy to ask him, of all people to eat mushy peas, while Tristan simply reached his arms out for the bags of junk food on the counter.
Joey was the only one eating the mushy blobs from the jars. He seemed to be enjoying having the slimy, gloppy stuff all over his face.
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"I'm NOT eating this garbage," Kaiba said as Serenity pleaded with him to eat. "I'm a business man, and a genius! I'm not eating Gerber's Baby Food for Morons!" But in all his ramblings - which still resounded as 'mine' in Serneity's grown up ears- he was also taken by surprise when the spoon was shoved into his mouth. He couldn't stop himself; he spewed all over Serenity.
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"EEEIIKKK!!" Serenity screamed, "Ugh! This is SOOOOO gross!!" She dropped the spoon and ran for Kagome's room to bum some clothes. Before long, Sango was also covered in baby slobber/food and was needing a change.
Tea sat Yugi in a chair and said, "At least you're being a good little baby."
"Ah! Ah!" Baby Yugi said, putting the bottle of milk down.
"I've got to go calm down the others. Be good, and make sure these troublemakers don't go raiding the fridge," she said, leaving the room for a moment.
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"Well, how's the baby with his bottle?" Tristan asked.
"I'm not as old as you guys like this," Yugi said defensively, "I need the milk."
"At least you're eating!" Inu-yasha shouted. "I just had glop forced down me! And I'm still hungry!"
"I don't see what your problem is, dog-breath." Joey said, dropping his third jar of Chicken and Apple flavored food. "This stuff ain't so bad."
"You've got face all over your food," Kaiba sneered.
"Can it!" Joey said. He picked up a glob of chicken and apple, and threw it in Kaiba's direction. But Kiaba ducked in time and the mushy mess went right into Inu-yasha's face instead! "Oops…" Joey said, "I.. Di didn't mean to!"
"You're dead!" Inu-yasha snarled. He tried to wiggle out of the high chair to strangle Joey, but the dang thing must have been made by demons smiths in order to be so indestructible. So, Inu-yasha got a glob of carrots, and threw it at Joey, but he missed and it went on Tristan's face instead.
"Uh..." Inu-yasha mumbled with a sweat drop. Tristan glowered at him through the mask of carrots. Then, he grabbed his baby food with both hands and tossed it, but not at Inu-yasha. He threw it at Miroku and Bakura. Then, Miroku threw food at the laughing Yugi, and Bakura threw food at Kaiba- who was relishing in seeing the idiots fling slimy produce. Then, all heck broke loose. The guys flung jar after jar at each other, at the floor, and at the ceiling! When a blob of food went into the ceiling fan, it flung bits of mushy food everywhere. This was now the target of the boys' throws. In spite of their rational minds, and knowng that this was totally wrong, they giggled and laughed with pure delight at the hideous mess they were making. Then, the girls came back, without warning…
"WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!" Kagome shrieked. They boys stopped. They took a lokk at the mess they'd made.
"Did WE do this?" Bakura asked, appalled.
"Uh oh…"Tristna muttered. The girls loomed over the baby boys, their eyes burning with fury.
"What… what are they going to do?" Inu-yasha asked, fearing the looks.
Then, Kagome looked at each baby, giving them all shivers up their spines, and declared, "Bath Time."
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The bath had been horrible. The boys ran around, hiding, kicking, and screaming, refusing to have their clothes removed and put in the water. Then, when they were finally in the water, they were scrubbed and swabbed until their bodies were pink- the fact that their cries were deafening wasn't very enjoyable either. When they were clean at last, the girls dressed them up again, and put them in Souta's old playpen. Then, the four ladies collapsed on the couch.
"What time is it?" Serenity whimpered
"11 o'clock." Kagome replied.
"AM!?!" Tea cried.
"We need assistance," Sango said. "Or these boys will be the death of us."
"I know who to call," Kagome said, reaching for the phone. She dialed Mai Valentine's cell number, and said, "Hello? Hey Mai. We need your help. We're up to our heads in babies!"
"Babies?!" Mai exclaimed on the other line. "What are you talking about?"
"I'll explain when you get here," Kagome groaned, "Just hurry!" She hung up the phone and laid back on the couch. Just then, there was a pounding knock on the door.
"You get that," Kagome said to Tea, "I'm beyond tired."
"Okay, but I've got a problem," Tea replied. "I can't feel my legs!"
"I'll get it," Serneity moaned. She fell to the floor with a thump, but then, she got up and dragged her feet to the door, She opened it. "Where's my big brother?" demanded Mokuba Kaiba.
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"Another fine mess you've gotten us into," Kaiba said to Joey
"Me? I wasn't the one who made that food comment!" Joey retorted.
"You're the one who woke them up screaming for food!" Inu-yasha snapped.
"What else could I do?" Joey asked, "Starve to death?"
"Guys!" Yugi said excitedly, "I hear someone in the living room!" They all shut up, and listened to the girls inform Mokuba about the situation at hand.
"Mokuba's here?" Bakura asked.
"He must have gotten worried about me when I didn't return home," Kaiba said. "But this solves our problems. Mokuba will be able to help us."
"How, rich boy? Does he know how to break ancient curses?" Tristan asked snidely.
"I want to see for myself," Mokuba asked from the hallway. He and the girls strode into the bed room, and the little boy's eyes widened. "Set… Seto?" he stuttered as he beheld the toddler in red footies.
"I know this might be weird for you," Kagome began to say, "But-"
"Awesome!" cried Mokuba. He picked up Kaiba, holding him out, and said, "Now I'M the big brother!"
Kaiba forgot himself; forgot that no one could understand what he said. He said, "Mokuba, listen to me very carefully."
Mokuba's face went white. He started at Kaiba for a minute, then pulled him closer and peered inot the chubby, pouting face. "Big brother…? You… you can still talk?"
The guys faces lit up. "Can he understand us?" Yugi asked. "Can Mokuba actually hear us talking?"
"Mokuba, can you understand me?" Kaiba asked, desperate, "Can you her me? Not just one word, but real speech?"
"Of course I can, Seto," Mokuba said. "I… I can hear every word you say!"
AN: Does this mean there's hope!? Review and find out ;)
Part Three: Chow Time
The first to wake up was Joey. He'd been dreaming about the gigantic donut again, so it was no surprise that the first thing he said was , "I'm hungry."
Tristan raised his head yawned, and said, "Me too." This made all the other guys wake up. They all realized that they were very hungry.
"Well, what are we gonna do?" Yugi asked. "We're too little to just fix something."
"I know…" Joey said, getting a mischievous look in his eye. He took a very big breath, held it, and then screamed, "WWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Tristan grinned evilly and started wailing too. Then Inu-yasha, and then Yugi shrugged and joined in.
"This is degrading!" Kaiba said, "I'm not crying to be fed!"
"Then you can starve," Miroku replied. Then he too started wailing. Bakura looked at Kaiba, and shrugged, then he was crying with the rest. By the time the girls came rushing in, Kaiba had given in toi the steamroller inside his stomach, and started screaming for breakfast, too.
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"How come babies always know when it's time to eat?" Kagome asked as she set put the grocery bags down on the table. The girls had awoken to a chorus of crying babies, and knew that the boys must have been hungry. But since they had no baby food on hand, they had to endure 20 minutes of scouring the food aisle in the corner market for baby food- they also got disposable diapers and other baby essentials while they were at it. Serenity knew these purchases would be very strange when they showed up on the Kaiba Corp. records- and headed home. Now, Kagome and Tea were setting out the jars of food while Serenity and Sango were sitting the babies up in the old high chairs from the storage shed.
Kagome got out the new small spoons and bibs, put a bright blue bib- decorated with happy puppies- on Inu-yasha, opened a jar of mushy carrots, and got a spoonful of the orange glop. "Come on, Inu-puppy" Kagome cooed, "Time to eat." She brought the spoon and it's contents closer to Inu-yasha's mouth, but the baby han-you took one look at it, and turned his head, scrunching up his face.
"Come on," Kagome said, still maintaining the sweet tones, "It's good for you."
"Nuh!" Inu-puppy said, with his mouth still closed. Kagome tried to bring the spoon around to Inu-yasha's mouth, but he just turned his head to the other side.
"Inu-yasha," Kagome said sternly, losing patience, "This is the only thing you can eat right now. I'm sorry its not a bowl or Ramen, but you'll have to get over it. Now please, eat the food." "Nuh!" Inu-yasha cried, shaking his head and flinging his arms, "Nuh nuh nuh nuh!" Kagome took her chance, She shoved the spoon in Inu-yasha's mouth, and pulled it out again. Inu-yahsa sat there with the food in his mouth for a moment, looking as if he'd just been told 'sit'. Then, His face went green, and he spewed the carrots all over Kagome's shirt.
"EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!" Kagome cried. "Crap! Now I've got to change!"
"I'll keep an eye on him," Sango said. She wasn't having any luck with either Miroku or Bakura. They were also refusing to eat the baby food. Tea, on the other hand was cradling Yugi in her arms, a bottle between his tiny hands. Baby Seto was looking at Serenity like she was crazy to ask him, of all people to eat mushy peas, while Tristan simply reached his arms out for the bags of junk food on the counter.
Joey was the only one eating the mushy blobs from the jars. He seemed to be enjoying having the slimy, gloppy stuff all over his face.
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"I'm NOT eating this garbage," Kaiba said as Serenity pleaded with him to eat. "I'm a business man, and a genius! I'm not eating Gerber's Baby Food for Morons!" But in all his ramblings - which still resounded as 'mine' in Serneity's grown up ears- he was also taken by surprise when the spoon was shoved into his mouth. He couldn't stop himself; he spewed all over Serenity.
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"EEEIIKKK!!" Serenity screamed, "Ugh! This is SOOOOO gross!!" She dropped the spoon and ran for Kagome's room to bum some clothes. Before long, Sango was also covered in baby slobber/food and was needing a change.
Tea sat Yugi in a chair and said, "At least you're being a good little baby."
"Ah! Ah!" Baby Yugi said, putting the bottle of milk down.
"I've got to go calm down the others. Be good, and make sure these troublemakers don't go raiding the fridge," she said, leaving the room for a moment.
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"Well, how's the baby with his bottle?" Tristan asked.
"I'm not as old as you guys like this," Yugi said defensively, "I need the milk."
"At least you're eating!" Inu-yasha shouted. "I just had glop forced down me! And I'm still hungry!"
"I don't see what your problem is, dog-breath." Joey said, dropping his third jar of Chicken and Apple flavored food. "This stuff ain't so bad."
"You've got face all over your food," Kaiba sneered.
"Can it!" Joey said. He picked up a glob of chicken and apple, and threw it in Kaiba's direction. But Kiaba ducked in time and the mushy mess went right into Inu-yasha's face instead! "Oops…" Joey said, "I.. Di didn't mean to!"
"You're dead!" Inu-yasha snarled. He tried to wiggle out of the high chair to strangle Joey, but the dang thing must have been made by demons smiths in order to be so indestructible. So, Inu-yasha got a glob of carrots, and threw it at Joey, but he missed and it went on Tristan's face instead.
"Uh..." Inu-yasha mumbled with a sweat drop. Tristan glowered at him through the mask of carrots. Then, he grabbed his baby food with both hands and tossed it, but not at Inu-yasha. He threw it at Miroku and Bakura. Then, Miroku threw food at the laughing Yugi, and Bakura threw food at Kaiba- who was relishing in seeing the idiots fling slimy produce. Then, all heck broke loose. The guys flung jar after jar at each other, at the floor, and at the ceiling! When a blob of food went into the ceiling fan, it flung bits of mushy food everywhere. This was now the target of the boys' throws. In spite of their rational minds, and knowng that this was totally wrong, they giggled and laughed with pure delight at the hideous mess they were making. Then, the girls came back, without warning…
"WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!" Kagome shrieked. They boys stopped. They took a lokk at the mess they'd made.
"Did WE do this?" Bakura asked, appalled.
"Uh oh…"Tristna muttered. The girls loomed over the baby boys, their eyes burning with fury.
"What… what are they going to do?" Inu-yasha asked, fearing the looks.
Then, Kagome looked at each baby, giving them all shivers up their spines, and declared, "Bath Time."
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The bath had been horrible. The boys ran around, hiding, kicking, and screaming, refusing to have their clothes removed and put in the water. Then, when they were finally in the water, they were scrubbed and swabbed until their bodies were pink- the fact that their cries were deafening wasn't very enjoyable either. When they were clean at last, the girls dressed them up again, and put them in Souta's old playpen. Then, the four ladies collapsed on the couch.
"What time is it?" Serenity whimpered
"11 o'clock." Kagome replied.
"AM!?!" Tea cried.
"We need assistance," Sango said. "Or these boys will be the death of us."
"I know who to call," Kagome said, reaching for the phone. She dialed Mai Valentine's cell number, and said, "Hello? Hey Mai. We need your help. We're up to our heads in babies!"
"Babies?!" Mai exclaimed on the other line. "What are you talking about?"
"I'll explain when you get here," Kagome groaned, "Just hurry!" She hung up the phone and laid back on the couch. Just then, there was a pounding knock on the door.
"You get that," Kagome said to Tea, "I'm beyond tired."
"Okay, but I've got a problem," Tea replied. "I can't feel my legs!"
"I'll get it," Serneity moaned. She fell to the floor with a thump, but then, she got up and dragged her feet to the door, She opened it. "Where's my big brother?" demanded Mokuba Kaiba.
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"Another fine mess you've gotten us into," Kaiba said to Joey
"Me? I wasn't the one who made that food comment!" Joey retorted.
"You're the one who woke them up screaming for food!" Inu-yasha snapped.
"What else could I do?" Joey asked, "Starve to death?"
"Guys!" Yugi said excitedly, "I hear someone in the living room!" They all shut up, and listened to the girls inform Mokuba about the situation at hand.
"Mokuba's here?" Bakura asked.
"He must have gotten worried about me when I didn't return home," Kaiba said. "But this solves our problems. Mokuba will be able to help us."
"How, rich boy? Does he know how to break ancient curses?" Tristan asked snidely.
"I want to see for myself," Mokuba asked from the hallway. He and the girls strode into the bed room, and the little boy's eyes widened. "Set… Seto?" he stuttered as he beheld the toddler in red footies.
"I know this might be weird for you," Kagome began to say, "But-"
"Awesome!" cried Mokuba. He picked up Kaiba, holding him out, and said, "Now I'M the big brother!"
Kaiba forgot himself; forgot that no one could understand what he said. He said, "Mokuba, listen to me very carefully."
Mokuba's face went white. He started at Kaiba for a minute, then pulled him closer and peered inot the chubby, pouting face. "Big brother…? You… you can still talk?"
The guys faces lit up. "Can he understand us?" Yugi asked. "Can Mokuba actually hear us talking?"
"Mokuba, can you understand me?" Kaiba asked, desperate, "Can you her me? Not just one word, but real speech?"
"Of course I can, Seto," Mokuba said. "I… I can hear every word you say!"
AN: Does this mean there's hope!? Review and find out ;)
