AN: Sorry for the long wait. Here's part 4!
P.S. I don't own the song 'Magic Dance'. It's property of the awesome David Bowie, and the the movie, 'Labyrinth', starring... David Bowie! (he sure gets around)

Part Four: Anyone Need A Translator?

"Seto," Mokuba asked his brother, "What happened?"

"It's all that stupid Kagome's fault!" Kaiba yelled, "Her senile grandfather put a curse on us."

"Why's you're your grandpa put a curse on my big brother?!" Mokluba demanded.

"You can understand them?" Kagome asked.

"Of course I can," Mokuba said, "Can't you?"

"The only thing we hear out of Kaiba's mouth is the word 'mine'" Tea said.

"It must be because Mokuba's another guy that he can understand them," Kagome said.

"Or perhaps because he is a child," Sanog suggested.

"We could definitely use a translator," Serenity said. "Do the guys have anything important to say?"

"Mine mine! Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!" Baby Seto said, over and over and over again.

"What did he say?" Kagome asked.

"Uh? you probably don't wanna know," Mokuba said, "Seto , you forbade me from saying some of those words." he told the toddler. Kaiba then smacked his own head with his hands and sighed. But meanwhile, all the guys erupted in a storm of baby words and noises, each gesturing with their hands as if that would do any good.

"Slow down!" Mokuba cried, "I can't take all this at one time!"

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Shippo climbed up from the well and walked out into the front walk. He looked around the grounds of the shrine. Then, he looked up to the sky, and yelled, "Where is everybody!?"

"That you, Squirrel Boy?" Duke Devlin said as he walked towards the house from the stairs.

"Duke," Shippo said, "Have you seen any of the others? I waited two days for Inu-yasha, Sango and Miroku to come back, and they haven't! You're usually with them, have you seen them?"

"Actually that's why I'm here," Duke said "I was supposed to meet everyone at the movies last night, and no one showed up."

"Then something must have happened," Shippo said. He jumped up onto shoulder, and the teen knocked on the door. After a flurry of footsteps, Kagome flung open the door.

"Shippo? Duke?" she asked. "Oh no! The movies! We totally forgot."

"That's what I figured," Duke said, "The least you could have done was call me. What's going on?"

"We've got problems," Tea said over Kagome's shoulder. Kagome let Duke and Shippo in, and both went speechless when the sight of the other guys met their eyes.

"What? happened?" Duke asked, holding back his laughter.

"Is that you, Inu-yasha?" Shippo asked. He jumped from Duke's shoulder, and looked into Inu-yasha's eyes.

"Of course it's me you idiot!!!" Inu-yasha screamed, "Who else would it be?!!"

"You can talk?" Shippo asked. "Yay! Now I'm not the littlest one anymore!" "What are you talking about?" Duke asked Shippo, "All I heard from his were baby gurgles."

"I can hear them talking," Shippo said, 'Can't you?"

"Nope," Kagome said, "You and Mokuba seem to be the only ones who can understand them."

"Won't you watch the babies while we rest?" Serenity asked Duke, "Please?"

He couldn't say no. Not to Serenity. "Of course I will! I'd do anything for you."

"GREAT!" all the girls shouted at once. They kissed the babies goodbye, and headed upstairs to crash.

"Well? uh?" Duke looked at the baby boys on the floor. He had no clue what he was doing!

"What do we do now?" Mokuba asked. "We don't how to take care of babies? especially ones that under a curse. Wait! That's it!" Mokuba suddenly said. "We can sing them to sleep!"

"To sleep?" Shippo asked. "How? I don't know any lullabies."

"I know a song, but I heard it on a movie." Duke said. "Maybe you've seen it, Mokuba?"

"Yeah! I know which one you're talking about!" Mokub said. "You can follow along Shippo. It's easy."

"Okay," Shippo said. Then Duke them out of the room for a minute.

"What are they doing?" Tristan asked, confused.

"I don't know," Bakura said, "But I'm not going to like it."

"They're coming back," Yugi said, sticking his thumb in his mouth. Shippo popped in with a loud BANG! That caused Yugi and Bakura to start crying. Then Duke and Mokuba slid in.

(Duke)
You remind of the babe.

(Mokuba) What babe?

(Duke)
The babe with the power.

(Mokuba)
What power?

(Duke)
The power of Voodoo!

(Mokuba) Who do?

(Duke) YOU do!

(Mokuba)
Do what?

(Duke)
Remind me of the babe

I saw my baby, cryin' hard as babe could cry What could I do?
My baby's love had gone And left my baby blue? No body knew!

(All three)
What kind of magic spell to use?

(Mokuba)
Slim and snail or puppy dog tails?

(Shippo- as pink bubble)
Thunder or lightning?

(Duke) And baby said-! (points to Inu-puppy)

(Inu-puppy)
Eh?

(All three, as Shippo uses his magic to make the babies float and spin on big tops)
Dance, Magic, dance! Dance, Magic, dance!
Put that magic spell on me (Babies laugh and giggle, except Kaiba, who just looks annoyed)
Jump, Magic, jump! Jump, Magic, jump! Put the magic jump on me!

(Shippo) Slap that baby! Make him FREE!!

(Duke) Saw my baby Tryin' hard as babe could try. What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue!
No body knew!!

(all three)
What kind of magic spell to use?

(Mokuba)
Slime and snails? Or Puppy dog tails?

(Shippo- normal)
Thunder or lightening?

(Duke, pointing to Kaiba)
And baby said-?

(Kaiba) Mine!

(All three, as babies all flying and jumping into the air)
Dance, Magic Dance! Dance, Magic, dance!
Put that magic spell on me (Babies giggle with delight)
Jump, Magic, jump! Jump, Magic, jump!
Put that magic lump on me!

(Shippo) Slap that baby, make him FREE!

"What is going on!?!?!" Kagome screamed. Duke stopped dancing in his tracks, while Mokuba dropped the maracas he was shaking, and Shippo broke his concentration, dropping the babies! The girls scrambled to catch the falling infants, barely missing sharp, pointed objects. The baby boys just thought this was loads of fun- except Bakura and Kaiba. Kaiba scowled, and Bakura cried.

"What were you guys thinking?" Tea demanded as she cradled baby Yugi. "They could have been hurt!"

"We were just trying to sing them to sleep," Duke explained.

"Like that?!" Serenity exclaimed. "No one could sleep with that kind of thing going on!"

"Um? What's that smell?" Sango asked.

"Smell?" The rest of the teens asked.

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"That was so fun!" Yugi said as Tea caught him.

"I wanns do it again!" Joey said, clapping his hands.

"You're all a bunch of idiots!!" Kaiba screamed at them. "They could have killed us! And you think that insanity is fun!?! I could just? Just?!!!" Kaiba's face scrunched, his fists clenched, and his face went red. Suddenly, his eyes popped open, and he looked very disturbed, his face going white. The teens and preteens around them looked at him, as well as the other babies.

"Uh? Kaiba?" Tristan asked.

"What's wrong with him?" Miroku asked.

"EEWWWWWW!!" the girls screeched. Serenity gently picked Kaiba up, and went with the other girls up the stars. "Dang, he stinks!" Tea said, holding her nose.

"Well, I hope you're all happy!!" Kaiba said when the girls brought him back down. They sat him with the other babies, and walked into the kitchen.

"What happened, Kaiba?" Joey asked, as if he didn't know.

"What was wrong?" Yugi asked, genuinely curious.

Kaiba glared at them a minute, then crossed his chubby arms. "I soiled myself." he spat. Upon hearing this tidbit of news, the babies erupted in howl of laughter, rolling on the floor, and going hysterical.

"Just wait till it's your turn," Kaiba sneered. "Inu-yasha, if Kagome thought it was small before, wait till she sees it now."

"Whu? What?!" Inu-yasha suddenly went beet red.

"It's not such a fun thing to have your girlfriend change your diaper." Kaiba sniggered with malice.

"Uh oh?" Miroku said. He got a disturbed on his face. The guys all went pale.

"Uh oh," Kagome said, poking her head in the living room, "I think we have some more dirtty diapers in here."

The guys looked at each other, and started to cry.

AN: Awwww poor babies! :) Review!