Disclaimer: YES!! YES I OWN THEM!! I OWN THEM ALL!!! MWUUUAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!! Oh, wait…crap, I don't…there's a spirit breaker…
Yami: What are you talking about, breaking spirits??!? O_O
OtakuSarri: Oh, nothing…
Disclaimer 2: Btw, I don't own Kissy Kissy Goo Goo, either. That belongs to whoever created the Fairly Odd Parents, but the name was so perfect, I just couldn't resist . . . ^_^
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Duke and Tristan crept across the hallway towards the closed door that was Kaiba's room. Tristan held up the camera, making sure it was ready to record.
Duke raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you going to rewind it?"
"And record over Odion's live performance? No way!" Tristan grinned. "I say we keep whatever we get!"
"Okay then," Duke gave a thumbs-up and carefully opened the door.
The lights were very dim. An empty box of chocolates sat on the coffee table, with the candy wrappers scattered all around it. Kaiba himself sat on the couch, wearing a bathrobe and a pair of giant fuzzy pink slippers. A huge box of tissues was in his lap, and a fluffy purple bunny was leaned up next to him. He sniffled loudly through a tissue, eyes locked on the TV, which was currently showing an episode of the soap opera, Kissy Kissy Goo Goo.
"Roderick, no!" Kaiba gasped, "Don't kiss her, it's not Maria! It's her evil twin Mariah! She's the one who betrayed you to your own evil twin Roberick in the first place!!! Noooo!!!" He sobbed into the tissues, blowing his nose loudly. Pulling the purple bunny into his arms, he hugged it, speaking to it through his tears, "Oh, Mr. Fluffykins, why does it have to be this way?? Why??!"
Duke turned to Tristan and mouthed the words, "Mr. FLUFFYKINS??!?!?"
Both boys immediately had to stifle loud snorts of laughter and make a run for it before their noise gave them away.
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A/N: Next time on Hidden Camera…find out what Marik's hobby is! And whether or not he's good at it…
