Well, Whoops!
Abbinormal- You'll see in the next chapter. It's not as funny as I would have liked it, but it's still pretty good.
Kristen- Here is the update you wanted! Who's your friend?
Recap-
"It's a girl." Kaede announced.
"Human or hanyou?" Kagome questioned, "You know I can never tell." Inuyasha looked over the baby. She giggled and swiped him on the nose with her sharp claws. "Hanyou." he replied, "She'll be a strong one when she grows up." "Like her daddy." Kagome commented.
"What will you name her?" Sango asked. Kagome and Inuyasha looked at each other. "I like Celena." Kagome replied. "Celena?" Inuyasha repeated. "It means moon." she replied, "And if she's a hanyou then the moon has a lot to do with her." "Damn the new moon." he mumbled, "Celena it is."
"You both look a lot like them, but you don't smell of them, there for you must not be them." he said, "I am Lord Sesshoumaru of the Western Lands. Do you know anything of a half demon by the name of Inuyasha and a miko by the name of Kagome?"
"Yes." Kagone replied, "They're our parents. Why?" "I see." Sesshoumaru said, "Could you tell me the where abouts of your parents?" Blank stares. "Where do they live?" Sesshoumaru rephrased, "What have they been up to lately? Do you have siblings?"
"Why should we tell you?" Kane demanded. "Like your father, I see." he said, "Well, I do suppose I owe you an explanation. If you are telling the truth about Kagome and Inuyasha being your parents, then I am your uncle. Now tell me about your parents." "Uncle?" Kagome repeated.
"I remember now!" Kane exclaimed jumping up, "Dad told me about you! You're his dirty full breed half brother! You tried to kill him and steal the Tetsuiga every time you saw him!" Sesshoumaru smirked and nodded. Kane began a string of dirty words.
"Oh would you stop it?!" Kagone yelled, "Down, boy!" Kane hit the ground. Sesshoumaru leaned over his desk to get a better look. "I see you've mastered the command that seems to keep the hanyous in this family in order." he said. "I made it myself." Kagone said proudly. "You'll be a strong miko when you grow up." Sesshoumaru commented, "Now could you tell me about your parents?" "Gladly." she replied.
Akina stood outside the door and listened to Kagone describe Inuyasha and Kagome. "I have cousins?" Akina asked herself, "But they're Inuyasha's children! They must be vial and unrully! But Kagone was so nice. Sure, Kane has an attitude problem, but he's nice too." A gong rang through the house. It was time for dinner.
"You were listening to our little talk, weren't you Akina?" Sesshoumaru asked, helping himself to some mashed potatoes. "Yes." she replied, "Why didn't you tell me you suspected Kane and Kagone to be my cousins." "Half cousins." he replied, "And I thought they would Kagome and Inuyasha themselves."
"So that's why you invited us over!" Kagone said putting some green beans on her plate. "Yes." Akina replied, "Father wanted to talk to you so he had me invite you over." "So he knows who we are." Kane said, "Now what?" "I know how you got here of course." Sesshoumaru said, "I want to see my brother and his mate. I will bring you home."
"But we don't want to go." Kagone said, "We're enjoying going to school and not having to do all those chores." "You have to go back some time, and to tell you the truth, I'm sick of fighting with your father. He cut off my arm once." "So that's how you lost it!" Akina said, "You would never tell me before!"
After dinner Akina showed the twins her room. "It's girly." Kane declared, "I don't like it." "I like it." Kagone said, "Kane and I share a room. It's painted white. I like your bed too. It's so large and off the ground. We only have futons." "Where do you live anyway?" Akina asked, "Father said something about a well."
"We live in the past." Kane explained, "I pushed Kagone down a well and then followed her. That's how we found our way here." "You pushed your sister down a well." she repeated. He nodded. Akina rolled her eyes. "Some brother you are." she mumbled. "I heard that!" Kane exclaimed.
There was a knock at the door. "What do you want, Jaken?" Akina called. "Milord is ready to go." the imp replied from the other side of the door, "He wants you three downstairs now." Akina strode across the room and opened the door quickly. It hit Jaken in the nose. She walked away as if she had never done it. Kane and Kagone followed her.
"That was pretty mean that you hit that little guy." Kagone said frowning. Akina shrugged. "I used to be nice to him." she admitted, "But he was never nice back. Jaken hates kids. In return I give his attitude right back to him. Father knocks him about too." "Sounds logical to me." Kane said.
Sesshoumaru was waiting for them in the entrance hall. "You might want to put on your disguise necklace." he told Kane. Kane looked at Kagone. She sighed and handed it to him. He slipped it on. Sesshoumaru put on his own. His hair became black and short. His eyes turned a dull brown. Even Sesshoumaru's clothes changed into a drab, but expensive looking suit.
He began to walk out the door. The other three followed him. "So." Sesshoumaru said, "Do you just jump into the well, or must you do something?" "Well, Kane just pushed me in, so I don't think you have to do anything." Kagone replied.
Akina, Sesshoumaru, Kane, and Kagone walked through the gates to the Higurashi shrine. Kane and Kagone headed towards the well house, but Sesshoumaru and Akina headed towards the house. The twins quickly turned and followed them. Akina rang the door bell and the group waited. As they did this, Sesshoumaru pulled off him necklace. The suit disappeared, revealing his normal puffy pants, armor over his shirt, and big fuzzy thing on his shoulder. {AN: Does anyone know exactly what that thing is? All I know is that it is not his tail}
Mrs. Higurashi opened the door. "May I help you?" she asked eyeing Sesshoumaru. "I am Lord Sesshoumaru." he said, no emotion in his voice, "I'd like to talk to you, quickly." "Come in." she replied opening the door more, "I swear I've heard your name before." The group filed in. "Probably from mom or dad." Kagone told her.
A few minutes later, all five were settled in the kitchen with some tea. "Now tell me why you're here." Mrs. Higurashi requested pleasantly. "You might of heard of me because I am Inuyasha's half brother." Sesshoumaru drolled, "We did not get along very well. But it's been over 500 years since this Sesshoumaru last saw him and I have to say, I miss him. Kagone and Kane told me a bit about the well and I'd like to use it to see him. Sesshoumaru would also like to make up with him, so that we might have a better relationship in the future."
"That's so sweet of you." Mrs Higurashi said. "I suppose it is." he replied. Akina snickered. Sesshoumaru glared at her. She quickly became silent. "This Sesshoumaru also thought of bringing Kagone and Kane home." he continued, "Would that be alright with you?" "Yes." Mrs. Higurashi said, "Their parents don't know where they are. I think it would be for the best if they went home. As long as they visited often."
"Don't worry, we will." Kagone said. "Would you like to go now?" her grandmother asked. Kane nodded. "Then go ahead." she replied. "Can I go with you, father?" Akina asked Sesshoumaru. "If you must." he replied. Akina smiled. "Now what are we waiting for?" Sesshoumaru asked, "I might miss my little brother, but I want this over."
Inuyasha: Your mom let the bastard take our children home?!?! What the hell is wrong with her, Kagome?!
Kagome: Don't take it out on my mom! She doesn't know Sesshoumaru!
Inuyasha: But still!
Miroku: I don't think it's a good idea to insult Kagome's mother. Look at Kagome's expression. It does not look good.
Inuyasha: For once you're right monk.
Kagome: {Glares at Inuyasha}
Inuyasha: What bitch?
Kagome: SIT!
Sango: Ow.
Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Miroku: Big ow.
Clear Waters: R&R everyone!
