"Kobayashi…so you have a plan to destroy the Titans?" asked Shaddox as he stared at the man in front of him.
"Not me but my employer, perhaps you heard of him? Keyser Soze?" at that the dark figure pause if you could see his eyes they would be widening in fear,
"The Keyser Soze?" he choked,
"Indeed, his plan is simple" and he pulled out a device from his briefcase. It was small and round there was an LED in the center and it blinked often.
"What is that?"
"I shall explain"
The Titans entered the Tower to find the sleeping form of Kid, with the TV blaring,
"Ah. Look at him just like a baby," cooed Beast Boy then he, Cyborg and Will burst into fits of laughter. Promptly waking up Kid.
"Wha- who…oh its you guys." He moped as he returned his attention to the TV,
"So how was the picnic?" asked Kid,
"It was cool we did all this great stuff and then we…heh, heh, heh" Beast Boy chuckled as Kid shot him a dirty look,
"Anyway Titans we need to discuss our course of action against Slade." Robin intervened before a fight broke out. Kid scoffed as he heard Robin mention the crime boss,
"What's so funny about Slade he is a horrible person." Stated Starfire,
"Nothing but the fact is that compared to someone else he's a pansy douche." Exclaimed Kid,
"Really? Compared to whom?" asked Raven skeptically, Kid shot a look then chuckled,
"How about Keyser Soze." His response was met with giggles and chuckles,
"Oh yeah… the boogie man of crime lords!" Beast Boy couldn't contain himself as he started to crack up and fell over.
"Yeah Kid everyone knows that Soze is just a legend," Kid was about to retort when Will broke in.
"I don't know Robin the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"True I suppose" said Raven "but no one has ever seen him before, how do explain that?"
"No one has ever given a positive ID on Slade how do explain that" Kid shot back,
Soon the argument died down and Robin had everyone sit down and set up areas for patrols and what not.
"Mind control? Interesting, but how do we infiltrate the Tower?" questioned Shaddox at the lawyer of Keyser Soze,
"We use your Shadow men, to break in plant the device while he sleeps,"
"Genius, I shall brief my men on the plan" and with that the dark lord walked off into the black. The lawyer stood as a smile half smile crept on his face.
Kid sighed as he wandered off into the kitchen to look for food. After gathering a ham, a link of sausages, cheese, a six pack of coke, and a carton of left over Chinese food. And he headed in the direction of his room humming a little tune. He was about half way when he w scene infront of him. Kid saw Will walking down the hall when Starfire came up to him they started talking when…Starfire planted a big long kiss on Will. Kid promptly dropped all items in his arms and his jaw hit the floor, Will noticed that Kid was there and blushed profusely,
"Uh Kid this is probably the most awkward way to uh explain this" of course Kid was still speechless,
"Kid now don't get any ideas about telling the two stooges," still nothing from Kid
"Kid please say something" Starfire broke in.
"Something, Will you are a very brave soul cause when Robin finds out he will not be a happy Titan."
"He'll get over it besides don't you have a mess to pick up?" grinned Will as he gestured at the spilled food on the floor.
"Fine, fine you bastard" Kid grumbled as he went into the kitchen to get cleaning items and stuff. Kid grumbled as he got on his knees and started to pick up the food mess he had inadvertently made. Finally Kid finished cleaning and wiped off his hands and pulled off his dirty sweater and threw it into the giant pile of dirty clothes, and wandered into his room.
"Ho hum," he sighed as he riffled through his CD's before he chose one and put it in the CD tray, and soon the melody for LA Women started and he pulled out a book and started to read suddenly there was a knock at the door.
"Oh how unpredictable, I wonder who it could be" scoffed Kid and walked toward the door expecting to see Starfire or Will, but instead he came face to face with the hooded Raven,
"Oh hello Raven what do you want?"
"Turn the music down I can't concentrate." She stated, Kid blinked he kinda expected something else,
"Look Raven, I can turn off my music or I'll get Starfire in there to start a conversation now what would you prefer?" he said raising an eyebrow at her, Raven blinked at this,
"Fine whatever, but I can do the same thing to you so just turn it off the external speakers," Kid sighed as he went back into his room and the music died down, Raven sighed and walked off but before she left she could clearly hear Kid shout,
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and you killed Jesus!" she smirked under her hood and walked off,
The night sky was starless and black which was perfect for this troop of Shadow Men as they silently made their way towards the tower. The shadow men hissed and clicked at each other giving instructions and plans to enter the T Tower.
Kid mumbled and drooled as he turned over in his bed when a noise broke his sleep, he bolted up right grabbed his sword and crept out of his room. He walked down the hallway and into the living room seeing nothing shrugged it off then returned to his room. But before he entered he checked Will's room…and he was gone. Kid quickly checked the bathroom, Starfire's room (hey you never know) but found no sign of him.
"What the Hell?" he thought,
Nikoro was wondering what was going on, Will suddenly getting out of bed, leaving walking toward a wharehouse,
Will what are you doing? he asked, No response by the young boy,
Will wake up!
"Shut up Nikoro" Nikoro now was scared by this his tone it was flat and emotionless cold. Finally he entered the wharehouse, and a light flashed down on the boy,
"Welcome, William," stated a voice, "As you guessed you are totally under the control of this mind control device,
"Now are you ready for you assignment,"
THE NEXT DAY,
The rain was pouring and the weather was cold so all the Titans wanted to do was stay inside but unfortuneately for Kid, Cyborg and Beast Boy, Will was missing and that meant Starfire was pleading for them to help her find him.
"Please my friends, we need to find Will, who knows what danger he could be in!" she fretted.
"But I don' wanna!" Kid whined slouching deeper into the couch,
"Cyborg, Beast Boy will you assist me in finding William?" Cyborg and Beast boy glanced at each other and put up a protest, finally Starfire sighed,
"Very well I suppose William will just have to freeze in the falling water."
"Oh no" said Kid turning around "you're not gonna' guilt us into going out there and finding hi-," BOOM! The wall blew away surprising the Titans and revealing a disturbed looking Nikoro,
"William you are back!" squealed Starfire oblivous to the situation,
"Star, don't get to close!" yelled Robin knowing that something was defenitly wrong, but before Starfire could respond she was knocked to the ground by a powerful kick deliverd by the spirit warrior,
"Will what the hell do you think you're doing!" yelled Kid as he drew his sword,
"Shut up" Nikoro responded and threw an energy blast at Kid, luckily Kid jumped out of the way.
Robin was not happy in fact he was seething. Will had gone nuts hurt Starfire and almost killed Kid, so in response to that Robin hurled a 'birdarang' at Will, unfortuneatley Nikoro caught the birdarang and hurled back at Robin catching him on the chin and Robin hit the floor like a stone. Raven decided maybe she should do something and using her mind powers, she picked up the couch and flung at the unprepared Nikoro knocking him out of the Tower,
"Not the couch!" BB, Cyborg and Kid cried, but oh well, the remaining Titans ran out of the towers to find Nikoro but he was no where to be found,
"Where the hell is he?" Cyborg stated looking around,
"Up here," and as they looked up to see Nikoro powering up an energy ball at the Titans. And hurled it at the ground the shock-wave knocked Beast Boy out and put Kid and Cyborg on the ground,
"Ouch" said Kid. But there was no time for relaxation as Nikoro landed in front of them.
"Time to die" Said the spirit warrior as he rushed them, but Kid and Cyborg leapt out of the way,
"Take this!" yelled Cyborg as he shot a siesmic cannon at Nikoro striking him in the back,
"YES!" yelled Cyborg, but the celebration was short lived as Nikoro appeared right behind Cyborg and kicked him in the back. Knocking him to the ground and fired an extremely large energy blast at him. Luckily for Cyborg his armour prevented him from getting killed, but it shut him down none the less. Now it was Kid and Raven that were left, Raven launched some blasts at him but Nikoro phased through them then side-kicked her in the chest. Hurling her to the ground.
"Well Kid its just me and you." Nikoro laughed as he powered up an extremly powerful energy blast and was about to fire, until a large barrage of Star bolts knocked him off his balance as Starfire flew down and landed next to Kid.
"I am sorry that I had to do that William but you left me no choice," Starfire stated as she got ready to fight some more. Nikoro just grinned as he got up,
"Kid what is the matter with William?" Starfire asked,
"Hell if I know," Kid replied as he launched a barrage of throwing knives at Nikoro, but the warrior phased and rushed him, throwing a kick at Kids face but Kid blocked him,
"Stop it Will! This isn't you!" Kid yelled as he tried to reason with him, but Nikoro wasn't listining as he threw punch after punch at Kid. Kid could only take so much as he received blow after blow. Starfire put her hands up to her mouth, as Kid fell broken and bleeding but he got to his feet none the less.
"William please stop!" yelled Starfire but Nikoro ignored her, as he shot a blast a Kid, Kid jumped over it and rushed the spirit warrior with his sword drawn, Kid slashed and sliced Nikoro on the chest but the warriors armour prevented serious damage. Nikoro laughed as Kid threw a kick, only to have it blocked by the warrior. Suddenly Nikoro was hurled to the ground as Starfire rushed him in a rage throwing bolt after bolt at the warrior, pretty soon Star and Nikoro were deep into the city with Kid doing his best to keep up. As they battled. Starfire was giving her all against the warrior, but Nikoro was toying with her.
Kid felt a presence and saw Robin riding BB as a horse.
"Are the others okay?" Kid yelled over the rain.
"yeah we got them up in the tower," whinnied Beast Boy, as they caught up they found the two figures in an alley, Starfire clearly tired, with Nikoro just laughing,
"Stop laughing Will! Why are you doing this don't you care about me and the others?" she yelled tears welling up in her eyes, no response other than laughter. This angered Star as she rushed him, but he caught her arm and threw her into a brick building as the section of wall fell on her, Nikoro flung his arms to the side and powered up,
"Lets finish with this!…FINAL FLASH! (yeah I know I ripped it off but oh well)" and a huge energy blast erupted hitting the rubble at point blank range.
"NO! Starfire!" screamed Robin as he rushed down to combat the warrior, but Nikoro would have none of it and caught Robin's punch and broke his arm, flinging the boy wonder to the ground like a rag doll,
"Mother of God." Said Kid in a monotone voice, the anger welling up inside him, Beast Boy just stared at the scene.
"Kid what are we gonna do?" asked the green Titan,
"I don't know about you Beast Boy, but I'm gonna KILL THAT BASTARD!" Kid yelled as he charged down the street drawing his sword.
A/N: yow! What a chapter sure not so funny but hey more humor latter on…much later but wow whoda thunk oh boy oh boy, but don't worry all you…fans this doesn't become a Kid/Starfire, it might stay a Will/Starfire but I'm not sure tell me your thoughts…oh and no stupid fanatical robin/starfire tantrums just give me your opinoin…but not mean, but I can't stop you it's a free country so do what the hell you want!
