(A/N Please note that Regi is my muse/alter ego. We are nothing alike iexcept for looks (but many people have brown hair.) Whenever I have to write humor, I chanel Regi, and think about what she would do. Regi was my nickname among my ex friends (it never stuck though) and I used to thing of regi as me, but she really never had anything in common with me.)

Regi and April were trying to deal with the Goonies but at the Moment, brand and data were fighting over who got to use the computer, Mikey and Mouth were fighting over what to do and chunk was knocked out cold.

"So," Regi said surveying them all, with a raised eyebrow.
"What are we going to do with them?"
"I dont have the foggiest idea." April, who was trying to revive chunk, to no avail, muttered.
"We run off, they are freaks! Especially the brown headed one..." Mouth was saying.

"I know, but I have no idea where we are." Mikey argued.

"Look, I am older, I get first dibs."
"Let go of it, or suffer the consequences!"

Over all everyone was either arguing or knocked out from shock.

"Whos hungry?" Regi said, which got all they're attention, including chunk, who sat up at once, startling april.

Mouth although, had other ideas, but could you blame him? Who would it something made by someone who previously had glomped you?

"No. No way am I eating anything YOU made-" but he was cut off, as April interupted and said "Her Mom will make it."
Regi stalked into the computer room/kitchen.
"Mooooooom, the goonies are here and we are hungry."

"There is some low carb jello in the bottom shelf of the fridge."

"I thought geletin was already low carb..."
Regi opened the fridge, pulled open the bottom drawer and counted the jellos.

6. Not enough. Regi wondered why Steph and andie werent here yet. But she hadnt noticed that the portal was still there.

"Moooom, there isnt enough. Theres...mouth..chunk...mikey...data..april...me...brand...!"

'Thats great..."

"Ugh, fine if you really care that much, we will just eat out of the peanut butter!"
Regi grabbed a chair, and stood on it so she could reach the peaunut butter and crackers.

Meanwhile the goings on around april.

"Now, Data, no biting. Brands oldest, he gets the computer first."

"The what?"
"Ugh! When did they invent PCs anyways?"
Mouth and Mikey were STILL fighting. Only this time over who got the peanut butter first.

No one noticed the portal was still swirling...

Whith a perclunk and a few yelps, Steph and andy lay tangled on the floor.
Brand being the push over he was, ran over and helped andie up as soon as her first yelp.

Steph on the other hand was ignored, until of course Regi noticed her and helped her up.

"Well, now that your here too, looks like everyone can eat." Regi layed down some crackers, peanut butter, a spoon, and several hi c's.

"Wait, how'd we get here?" Steph asked.
"No idea."
"Well you must know!"
"Well, I dont, and neither does any one else here. Now eat." And with that she stuffed a handfull of crackers into stephs mouth.

(A/N to all my reveiwers, add me to your author alert list, because I usally update at scattered times, so somtimes I take forever, other times I update quick.)