The Third Family


Alright. You guys win. Here's more of the story... Sort of! You'll get to see what happens to characters, plus some other things
Agent Y- Uh. Sorry about that. ;;;; For the presents. Well I think Shippo would give anyone flowers. (he's so innocent) And everyone loves chocolate! Here's your follow up!

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sakura1221- No sequals. I think you spelled that right. But some other material and stuff.

DarkPirate-510- Wait so you found out about this story as it ended. Ooops. Oh well there's now more of it! Yes, I know my ending was pathetic. -.-;

Kyou- It IS NOT his tail! I read an interview with the author of Inuyasha. Sesshy's shoulder thing came up and Rumiko explained that it started off as a boa, but she drew it wrong. Then she decided that she liked it and kept it. The movies weren't done from the manga so Viz probably played with it. So it is a boa/tail. happy? Yeah! Laptop! Thank you!

Kristen- Yes, I know her. She's reviewed me before.

inu-gurrl- I'm adding!

Kag of the Sengoku Forest- Well it was over but now it's not! I'm glad you found the story funny. This chapter should be even funnier.


Okay everyone! These are outakes from the chapters! Yeah! Everyone cheer! No? Okay. Read on! They'll be one or more from each chapter.
Chapter 1
Kane looked at the children around Sakura and scowled. "Why do they not have to do the wash?" he asked Kagone. "Well, Sakura watches the kids who don't do the wash." She replied, "Saburo, Mai, and Kohana are too young to be helpful. They'd just be in the way. And Kioko and Mieko could help, but you know mom's rules, children 3 and under don't have to do the wash." "It's demeaning for me to do the wash." Kane said. "Dad's helping." Kagone said pointing to the sopping wet half demon in the stream, "Sort of."
The two stopped to look at their father. He was sitting in the middle of the stream, holding one of Mai's little kimonos. "What the hell is on this thing?!?!" he demanded. Inuyasha sniffed it. And smiled. "It's ramen!" he exclaimed, licking it off. Kagome waided into the water and took the kimono from Inuyasha. "It's spat up ramen." she commented.
Kagone turned to Kane. "I don't think Dad's going to like his ramen much anymore." she said, "But I don't remember Mai spitting ramen up over her kimono." "She didn't." Kane replied, "She spat it up on her drop cloth and I put it there hoping that would happen."
Chapter 1
The next scene happened fast. He pushed her. She fell in. He made a grab for her ankles. He missed. There was a splash. "Come on in!" Kagone called from the well, "The water's fine!"
Chapter 2
Kagome pulled one of Kagone's kimonoes out of the pile. She began to scrub it vigerously in the water. Pulling it up for inspection, she frowned. Sango looked up. "Did Kagone rip her clothes again?" she asked. "No." Kagome replied, "I just realized that she and Kane aren't here. Have you seen them?" "Sorry." Sango told her, "But you know Kane. He's probably hiding so that he doesn't have to wash anything. And you know that whatever Kane does, so does Kagone. Those two are constantly glued at the hip!"
"I guess your right." Kagome said. She put the kimono on the clothes line, "Would you mind terribly if I left you incharge of my children to find those two?" "Not at all." Sango answered, "Just don't leave all the work for me." "I won't." Kagome assured her.
Kagome hurried off. She hid behind a tree and looked back. Sango had returned to washing. "The coasts clear!" she whispered. Kane and Kagone jumped out of the three. The three headed towards the forest.
A few minutes later they were sitting in a circle in a clearing. "Ready for today's game of poker?" Kagome asked holding up a deck of cards.
Chapter 2
Because Kagone was higher than Kane, she got the first view. "Well it looks like people don't come here very often." she commented. Kane pushed her off his shoulders and onto the floor. "Hey!" she yelled, "I could have fallen back into the well!" "No you wouldn't have." he replied. Kane jumped over the side of the well and brushed off his clothing, identical to Inuyasha's of course. He then helped his sister up.
I wonder where we are and how we got here." she said looking around, "There's dust all on the floor! It's disgusting!" Kagone pulled a dust rag from her kimono and began to dust off the floor. "What the hell?!?!" Kane exclaimed. Another dust rag was flung onto his face. "Help me." Kagone said bluntly.
Chapter 2
Kagome walked into the twin's bedroom. She looked in and under both futons (spelling?) and checked the closet. Neither were in any spot she checked. Kagome turned to leave. A small crack on the wall caught her attention. Kagome walked over to it to see that the crack was actually a hidden cabinet. Opening it she growled. Inside was some candy and a few yen. "Black market candy." Kagome groaned.
Chapter 3
Kane opened the door carefully. Sunlight poured into the building. Kagone screamed. There was a hiss and she turned to dust. "Amazing!" Kane exclaimed, "My sister was a vampire!"
Chapter 3
The woman looked up. She spotted Kagone and smiled. "Kagome!" she exclaimed running into the courtyard, "I'm so glad you came to visit! I was wondering when you'd come back." She looked Kagone over. "You look different." the woman commented. "That's because I'm not Kagome!" Kagone said., "I'm your worst nightmare... your grandchild!" Mrs. Higurashi ran away screaming.
Chapter 3
"I found the demon!" a man's voice exclaimed. A second later Kagone watched an old man chase Kane out of the building he had been hiding in. The man was holding a few anti demon spells. He chased Kane all over the yard. Kane looked back and stuck out his tounge, "Na na!" he tanted, "You can't catch m-" At that moment Kane ran into a tree. The priest walked over and stuck his anti-demon roll on his forehead. "Tag!" Mr. Higurashi said happily, "You're it!"
Chapter 3
Kane spit the soap out. It hit her in the head. "OW!" she yelled, "What did you do that for?!" "That was so cool!" Kane exclaimed, "Hey grandma! Can I have some more soap?" "Not if you're going to use it like that." Mrs. Higurashi replied. "Damn." he replied, "Shit. Crap. Damn. Crap. Shit. Shit. Damn. Crap."
Their grandmother got up and left the room. A minute later she returned with an armful of soap. She shoved it all in Kane's mouth. Thus Kane learned how to use his mouth like a machine gun.
Chapter 3
"Maybe you should tell her." Sango replied, "She's old enough to understand." "You're right." Kagome agreed, "Hey Sakura!" she yelled, "Get over here! I've got to tell you something!" A few seconds later Sakura walked up to them. "What is it mom?" she asked.
"Every once in a while I jump into a well and go into the future." Kagome said. "I think you need to tell someone about your problems, mom." Sakura said seriously, "I think your stess is starting to get to you."
Chapter 4
A woman that looked a little younger than Souta walked into the room. She had slivery white hair and yellow eyes. The woman also had two tan dog ears on her head. She had a strained look on her face. "This is Jennifer, Souta's wife." Mrs. H said, "She's a little shy about strangers." "How do you do, Jennifer?" Kagone asked polietly.
"Just fine, thank you." Jennifer replied, "I'm a full dog demon that was shunned by other demons because I married a human. I like dressing up and that's why I have hanyou ears!" "I thought you said she was shy around strangers." Kagone said to her grandmother. Mrs. Higurashi shrugged. "Things change." she said, "In this time, in seconds."
Chapter 4
"Where the hell are Kagone and Kane?!" Inuyasha demanded walking into the main room of the hut, "They haven't done their chores for the day!" Kagome looked up from fixing a seam on one of Shippo's pants. "I don't know." she replied, "They've been missing all day. I bet Sesshoumaru ate them." He nodded. "I bet you're right."
Chapter 5
Kane looked at the clothes Souta had given him to wear. They looked, tight. "They're actually pretty comfortable." Souta said almost if he had read his thoughts. "I don't give a damn about comfort! They look tight!" "Wear them or I'll tell Mom you said damn." he warned. Kane mumbled threats under his breath as he pulled the jeans and t-shirt on.
"That's better." Souta said, "Now you sort of look like Jennifer." "How the hell do I look like your wife?!" Kane demanded. "Ooooh!" Souta exclaimed, "You said hell!" "So?" he asked. "Nothing." Souta replied shaking his head, "You look like Jennifer because of your eyes and hair. One second. I'll be right back." He walked out of the room.
A few minutes he returned with a tight dress. "You'll really look like Jennifer if you wear this!"
Chapter 5
"You look like me." Kagone commented. "That's the second time today someone's said I looked like a girl." Kane mumbled. Souta walked in with the dress. "You could look more like a girl if you wore this." he said holding it up to Kane. "Souta..." Jennifer growled, "Why are you holding my dress?" "Uh." he said guiltily, "No reason?"
Chapter 5
He glared at her and tried to take the beads off. Only one set came off. "Oi, why can't I take the other one off?" Kane asked. "Do you want to know what it does?" Kagone asked innocently. "Duh." Kane replied. She took a long breath and said. "Down, boy!" Kane slammed into the ground.
"That's what they do." Kagone said proudly. Kane cheered. "Why are you cheering?" Souta asked, "Your sister just gave you a face plant. "I'm just like dad now!" Kane exclaimed.
Chapter 6
"Your brother pushed you into a well?" Jennifer asked. "He's always doing stupid tricks like that." Kagone replied, "Once he threw me off a tree to see if I could fly. I hit this lady who was flying on a feather and squished her. Mom and Dad were happy about that but I don't know why. There was another time when Kane pushed me out the window of our room and I was holding Uncle Miroku's staff. There was this funky guy in a white bamboon pelt that I landed on. I speared him with the staff. Mom and Dad were happy about that too."
Chapter 6
"Did you find Kane and Kagone?" Kagome asked. "No." Inuyasha answered, "But didn't we decide they were eaten by Sesshoumaru?" "Oh yeah." she replied, "I forgot about that."
Chapter 6
"I signed you up for school and you'll start tomorrow!" Mrs. H told Kane, "Isn't that exciting?" "No." he replied, "I don't want to go to school!" "You're just like your father." she said, "Except you don't have an excuse. You're going." "First my own sit comand. Then school. What else can this damn world give me today?" Kane mumbled. Soap. Kane spat it back into Mrs. Higurashi's face.
Scowling, she put the soap back in his mouth, grabbed a roll of duck tape, and made sure it would stay there.
Chapter 7
Kagone looked up from a book she had found as Kane walked into the room, licking a piece of paper. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Getting rid of the soap taste." Kane replied. "What does the paper taste like?" Kagone questioned. "Cherries in maple syrup." he answered. "Cool!" she exclaimed, " Where'd you get the paper? I want to try it!"
Chapter 7
"Cut great grandpa some slack." Kagone said, "Demon's aren't exactly common anymore." "Then what do you call Jennifer?" "A refugee." "Stop being a smart ass." "Remember your soap." "Feh." Kane said, "Shut up wench." "Aren't you forgetting something?" Kagone asked. "What bitch?" he demanded. "Down boy."
Chapter 7
Inuyasha walked into the kitchen at five in the morning, ready to make eight yummy servings of ramen. He was too late. Sakura sat in front of the fire, cooking. "What are you doing?" He asked. She turned. "Oh, good morning dad." she said, "I'm boycotting ramen. What does it look like?"
Chapter 7
Sakura looked over her mother's list of things to do. "Clean kitchen." she read, "Dispose of ashes in bucket." Sakura looked over at the bucket. It was almost overflowing, "Yuck. Give Mai and Saburo bathes. Help Kaede collect herbs." There was one more thing scawled sloppily on the bottom of the list. "Find Kane and Kagone."
Sakrua frowned. She walked up to her mother's room. "Mom." she asked. Kagome opened her eyes. "What is it sweety?" she replied. "I'm looking at your list of things to do." Sakura told her, "And it says find Kane and Kagone. I thought Uncle Sesshoumaru ate them." "I keep on forgetting that." Kagome replied, "Sorry."
Chapter 7
"This is Kane and Kagome Higurashi!" the teacher told their class, "They'll be staying with us for a while. Please make them feel welcomed." The twins started walking towards their seats. Kane tripped and his beads hiding his demon looks flew off.
The class stared silently for a second. Then someone in the back of the room sneezed. All hell broke out and the kids ran from the room, screaming bloody murder. "What?" Kane asked looking around at the empty seats.
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