THIS IS MY FIRST FAN FICTION EVER!!!!!!WARNING: ONLY READ THIS IF YOU LIKE CRAZY STORIES THAT MAKE NO SENSE!!!

Once upon a time Chihiro and Haku met each other. Then they said, "Want to play with me?". They both said yes to each other. Every day they had a playdate. But one night someone picked Haku up by the hair and pulled out every hair but one. Then only one hair grew, he pulled it out and he was bald. He didn't go to Chihiro's house anymore which made her sad.

One evening, someone shruk Haku and put him in a sandwich.

One day Chihiro went to the park and found a sandwich lying on the ground and picked it up. She was about to eat it when... "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! STOP!!!!" screamed the sandwich. Then Haku grew back to his normal size. Then everyone in the park laughed at him because he was covered in peanut butter and jelly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!", sreamed Chihiro, "IT'S AN UGLY BALD DUDE!!!".

"No, " said Haku, "It's me, Haku, your friend.".

"Uh... what were you doing in my sandwich?", asked Chihiro.

"Some guy pulled out all my hair, shrunk me, and put me in the sandwich.", replied Haku.

Then they continued having playdates every day and lived happily ever after.

But Chihiro always wondered what Haku would taste like...

THE END