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LiL:.CaT:.AnImE- Well the last part was supposed to be the fact that everyone was scared of Kane when he was a hanyou.
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Chapter 8
Kane sniffed the air and relaxed they were all demons except for one who was a half demon. "You're wearing a disguise." one of the boys commented, "That makes you a half demon. But I can barely tell you're wearing one. Who made it for you?" "My sister." Kane replied. The boy laughed. "I'm Jed." the boy who had commented about his disguise said, "Really, who made it for you?" Kane took a deep breath and said, "I got it at Christmas from SANTA!!"
Chapter 8
Akina stopped next to the group. "What are you staring at, Jed?" she asked cooly. "You of course." he replied, "I mean, you're the most beautiful thing I have ever set my eyes on! I love you and have loved you since kindergarten! Will you be my mate?" "What ever." Akina said walking away.
Chapter 8
"Could you wait for one second?" She ran up to Sango's hut and knocked on the door. Hiroshi opened it. "Good morning, Lady Sakura." he said, "Nice day is it not?" "It is." Sakura agreed. "It would be a nice day for you to bare my child." Hiroshi continued dreamily. She slapped him and walked back into her house. From there Sakura wrote up a flyer that went like this:
Wanted- A babysitter that will NOT grope, flirt, or ask to for me to bare his children!
Chapter 9
"Did Jed try flirting with you again?" Sakura asked Akina. "Yeah." Akina said, "I just blew him off and like usual he just watched me walk away in amazement. There's another boy in the group now. His name's Kane." Beth sighed. "I saw him during class." she said, "And I think he's hot!" All the girls gasped.
"That's not on the script, you idiot!" Akina yelled. "I know." Beth agreed, "But it's true."
Chapter 9
After lunch, Akina pulled Kagone into a spare classroom. "Who are you?" she demanded, "You're no usual human. Your brother's a half breed and I feel spiritual powers radiating from you. Tell the truth!" "Are you a demon slayer?" Kagone asked, quite scared. "Don't be rediculous!" Akina snapped, "I'm a full demon. Now tell me! My claws are powerful enough to shread you in one swipe!"
"I'm a miko!" Kagone told her quickly, "I get my spiritual powers from my mother. My brother gets his demon blood from my father. I've lived right here all my life, but yet so far away. Please don't kill me!"
"Alright, but tell me this one thing." Akina said, "Is there really a state called Inglond?"
Chapter 9
Akina sighed as she walked into her house. It was more like a mansion. The entrance room was pure marble. Most of the house was too. She walked up a set of marble steps to the upstairs and entered her room. Unlike most of the other rooms this house her room was completely pink and white. Usually. Today it was painted totally black.
"Alright!" Akina yelled stomping out of her room, "Who's stupid idea was it to paint my room black?!?!?!" Sesshoumaru and Jaken, who were in the next room, began to snicker. Around them were cans of black paint.
Chapter 9
Akina then walked into her private bathroom, that was attached to her room. The room was tiled, blue and white. There was a large bath tub that was more like a mini swimming pool on one side. She ignored it and walked over to the sink. Above the sink was a large gold mirror. Grabbing a wash cloth, Akina rubbed her forehead to reveal a blue crescent moon.
The young demon then walked out of her bathroom and room and back down the stairs. From the entrance she entered a long hall. Akina stopped at a large double door and knocked. "Come in." called a voice. She opened the door and walked over to a desk. Akina sat down in one of the chairs in front of it. Sesshoumaru looked up from a piece of paper.
"What is it daughter?" he asked. "First, what's that?" Akina questioned, plucking the paper out of her father's grasp. She began to read. "Sesshoumaru: Come in. What is it daughter?" Akina scowled. "Sesshoumaru!" she exclaimed, "You know Clear Waters doesn't like us having our scripts on stage!"
Chapter 10
"I made lots of friends today." Kagone told Kane, "You won't believe it, but that girl Akina is a full demon!" "I know." Kane replied, "All the boys I was with today are demons." She stared at him for a second. "Really?" Kagone finally asked. He nodded. "Did you know that Akina is the only girl demon in the school?" Kane asked. "Now I do." she replied, "Akina talked to me during the school day. She told me it was against the youkai law for dad to have married mom."
"It is now." he said, "But is it at home?" "Probably not." Kagone admitted, "We've got so many at home." "Wait." Kane interupted, "So many what?" "I don't know." Kagone said, "Clear Waters?" "What?" the narraitor asked. "What did I mean by We've got so many at home?" "I don't know." Clear Waters replied. "Then why the hell did you put it in there?!?!" Kane demanded. The narraitor shrugged and walked away.
"Where the hell are you going now!" "Yeah! We need a narraitor!" "Get back here!" "Oh. Hi grandma." "Hello Kagone dear." "UMF!!!" "I told you you shouldn't have cursed." "Where'd the narraitor go? No one knows who's saying anything or what's going on." "Kane annoyed her." "Oh."
Chapter 10
Sakura stared sadly at her dinner. "What's wrong?" Inuyasha demanded. "We had ramen for lunch." she replied, "And we had it for lunch and dinner last night too!" "Yeah!" Souta agreed, "I'm board of ramen!" Crying was heard from upstairs. Inuyasha stared at Sakura.
"Alright." she said sighing and getting up, "I'll take care of the twins so that mom doesn't get up. You'd think these were my kids of something." Sakura climbed the stairs.
Sakura walked into the twin's room. Mai was crying. She picked the baby up. "What's wrong little lady?" Sakarua asked, rocking Mai back and forth. She continued to cry. The older girl checked the diaper. Clean. "Are you hungry? Is that it?" Sakura asked. She brought her downstairs, putting the baby in Inuyasha's lap as she prepared a bottle.
"What did you do that for?" he demanded. Just then Mai spit up all over Inuyasha. "EEEEEEWWWWW!" he exclaimed, "DAMN!" Souta looked calmly at his father. "That's punishment for giving us too much ramen."
Chapter 10
"So how was school?" Mrs. Higurashi asked as the two walked in. "Great!" Kagone replied. Their grandmother offered them a plate of cookies. Jennifer walked in. "I thought I smelled cookies baking earlier." she commented, taking one herself. She ate it in one bite.
"Uh, Jennifer dear." Mrs. Higurashi said uneasily, "That was a chocolate chip cookie." The dog demon started gagging and ran out of the room. (Dogs can't have chocolate to those of you who don't know.)
Chapter 11
"Can you bring those two children that you mentioned to this Sesshoumaru tomorrow?" Sesshoumaru asked Akina, "I would like to speak to them." Akina looked up from her dinner. "Yes." she replied, "But what should I say to them? Shall I invite them to see the house? To have dinner?" "Dinner would be good." he said, "Though I doubt they'll stay that long. Bring them strait from school." "Yes, father." Akina said nodding. She spied a piece of paper in his hands.
Akina grabbed it and read. "Sesshoumaru!" she exclaimed, "We already went through this! No scripts on stage!"
Chapter 11
"So this is the shrine your grandmother lives at?" Akina asked looking around the courtyard. "Yeah." Kagone said. "Respectable." she replied. The two girls were waiting outside for Kane to finish changing. Kagone's great grandfather walked across the yard. "You might want to wait down at the curb." Kagone mumbled. "Why?" Akina asked. "That's my great grandpa." she answered, "He's sort of freaked when it comes to demons. Usually he can't spot a demon, but when he does, he'll chase you around with anti-demon charms that don't work. But they're really sticky."
The priest came charging at Akina, anti-demon charms drawn, ready to attack. Akina took off screaming. Kagone watched wordlessly as the demon was chased back and forth around the courtyard. Finally the miko found her voice. "He's harmless!" she yelled, "I promise!"
Akina looked over her shoulder towards Kagone. Bad choice. She slammed into the god tree, falling over. Grandpa stuck an anti-demon charm on her forehead. "Tag." he said, "You're it!"
Chapter 11
Inuyasha had given up his pacing long ago. He now sat next to the still leaning monk. Souta had found a comfortable spot on his father's lap. The door opened finally. Inuyasha jumped up, sending Souta falling to the ground. Although he was all human, he had Inuyasha's nimbleness. Souta landed on his feet and glared at his father.
"It's a girl." Kaede announced, "Ye can come in now." The three walked in. Kagome was sitting up in bed, holding her baby. "She's beautiful, isn't she, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked. "Yes." he answered. She offered the baby to him. He took it. The girl had bright clear blue eyes. The little hair she had was silver.
"Human or hanyou?" Kagome questioned, "You know I can never tell." Inuyasha looked over the baby. She giggled and swiped him on the nose with her sharp claws. "Hanyou." he replied, "She'll be a strong one when she grows up." "Like her daddy." Kagome commented.
"What will you name her?" Sango asked. Kagome and Inuyasha looked at each other. "I like Celena." Kagome replied. "Celena?" Inuyasha repeated. "It means moon." she replied, "And if she's a hanyou then the moon has a lot to do with her." "Damn the new moon." he mumbled, "Celena it is."
Souta walked into the room. "Why Celena?" he asked, "Can we name her Bozo the Clown?"
Chapter 11
"This is my house." Akina said walking through the front door. Kane and Kagone looked around in awe. A little green toad looking thing walked out of a dark hallway. "What do you want Jaken?" Akina asked boredly. "Milord wants to see your guests immediatly!" the green thing who's name was Jaken said, "But milord also says he does not want to see you until you change out of your school uniform and into something else. Nasty ugly things those uniforms are."
Akina hit the toad over the head with her bag. "That looks fun!" Kane said smirking, "Can I try?" "Sure." she replied. The hanyou picked up Jaken and punted him out the front door. "Nice one." Akina commented.
Chapter 11
The room inside was a bit dark, but not too dark. There was a man, in more traditional clothes at the desk. He looked up. "Sit down." he told them, gesturing to two seats in front of the desk. There was no immotion in his voice. Kane and Kagone sat down. Kagone frowned. She got up again, walked around Sesshoumaru's desk, and pulled out a sheet of paper.
"NO SCRIPTS!" she screamed.
Chapter 11
"You both look a lot like them, but you don't smell of them, there for you must not be them." he said. "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's a duck." Kagone said randomly.
Chapter 11
"I remember now!" Kane exclaimed jumping up, "Dad told me about you! You're his dirty full breed half brother! You tried to kill him and steal the Tetsuiga every time you saw him!" Sesshoumaru smirked and nodded. Kane began a string of dirty words.
Mrs. Higurashi came charging in with a bar of soap. She stuck it in Kane's mouth. "No cursing!" she exclaimed.
Chapter 11
"You'll be a strange miko when you grow up." Sesshoumaru commented. Kagone scowled. "You have a script and you STILL messed up your line! It's STRONG! Not STRANGE!!!" "Then you'll be a strong, strange miko when you grow up." Sesshoumaru corrected.
Chapter 12
"But we don't want to go." Kagone said, "We're enjoying going to school and not having to do all those chores." "You have to go back some time, and to tell you the truth, I'm sick of fighting with your father. He cut off my arm once." "So that's how you lost it!" Akina said, "You would never tell me before!"
"There's a reason why I did not tell you." Sesshoumaru replied. "Really?" she asked, "What's that?" "Because." "Because why?" Akina questioned. "Because..." Akina walked over to Sesshoumaru and pulled the script off his lap. She waved it in his face. "Your script is in your lap and you CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR LINES?!?!"
Chapter 12
After dinner Akina showed the twins her room. She stopped as she opened the door. Purple. "SESSHOUMARU!" she screamed, "JAKEN! I'M GOING TO GET YOU!!!!!!!!"
Chapter 12
He began to walk out the door. The other three followed him. "So." Sesshoumaru said, "Do you just jump into the well, or must you do something?" "Well, Kane just pushed me in, so I don't think you have to do anything." Kagone replied. "Your own brother pushed you in?!?!" Akina exclaimed. "Yes." Kagone replied, "But that was nothing compared to the time..." "Here we go again." the narraitor herself grumbled.
Chapter 12
Akina, Sesshoumaru, Kane, and Kagone walked through the gates to the Higurashi shrine. Of course Grandpa immediately started chasing Sesshoumaru all around the courtyard. "Nothing's going to happen if he catches you!" Kagone yelled.
Sesshoumaru turned his head, which once again turned out to be a big mistake. He, like the others, crashed into the god tree. Grandpa walked up to him and stuck the anti-demon charm on his head. "Tag, you're it." the old priest said walking away.
Chapter 12
Inuyasha and Kagome sat outside their hut with Celena. She was on Inuyasha's lap. Suddenly she spat up all over him. "DAMN!" he exclaimed, "Why is it always me?!?!" "I don't know." Kagome replied, "Maybe babies just don't like you.
Clear Waters: I hope you guys were awake for this one.
Miroku: Don't worry Lady Kagome, we weren't.
Clear Waters: Good. Now that we're finished with bloopers we can get onto other things!
Inuyasha: Like what?
Clear Waters: Like answering reviewers questions! R&R everyone! And make sure to ask lots and lots of questions and I'll see what I can do to answer them!
