Disclaimer: See chapter one. I also don't own these lines: "You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?" "On deck you scabrous dogs! Hands to braces! Let down and"

A/N: Heres the pirates!

"On deck you scabrous dogs! Hands to braces! Let down and—what the?"

Captain Jack Sparrow was shocked as three adults and what looked like four children appeared on deck out of thin air.

"Who are you? What are you doing here?" Jack stormed up to the new crowed. He wasn't in a good mood that day. Anna Maria had just thrown his rum overboard.

"That's exactly what I'd like to ask you," Gimli pushed himself towards Jack. "You obviously brought us here!" He pointed accusingly.

Jack raised an eyebrow. "I wasn't asking the children… or the deformed." Jack pushed Gimli's hand away and looked up. Legolas had his bow aimed towards Jacks heart. "You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

"Legolas," Aragorn said sternly. He pushed down the bow before acknowledging Jack. "We are sorry to have disturbed you. Please, if you could bring us to shore we could find our way home from there."

Jack raised an eyebrow. By then, the entire crew had crowded behind him. "Who are you?"

"I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of Gondor. This is Legolas of the Woodlen Relm," he pointed to each in turn. "Gimli, son of Gloin, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Gandalf the White, Peregrin Took, and Mariadoc Brandybuck."

Jack didn't look too reassured by their names. They were very strange to him.

Gimli looked up at Jack. "We gave you our names, you give us yours."

"I'm Will, son of Will," Will interjected. He stuck out a hand to shake.

"Don't be stupid," Jack whispered. Will put his hand back down at his side and put his head down. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, you met the eunuch," Jack ignored Will's glare, "this is Gibbs, Cotton, his parrot, and," Jack clenched his teeth, "Anna Maria."

"Greetings," Aragorn said.

"Now," Jack knelt down so he was eye to eye with Gimli. "What are you?" he poked him.

"Do not poke me!" Gimli spat. "Dwarves are not to be poked at!"

"Ah, so ye be a dwarf," Jack said as if agreeing with a two year old.

"Yes," said Aragorn. "Gandalf is a wizard. Merry, Pippin, Frodo, and Sam are hobbits, or, halflings. Legolas is an elf."

"And you are?" Jack asked.

"Man."

Jack stood, trying to decide what to do. "Back to work!" He finally ordered. "Prepare more beds!" The crew scattered, all besides for Jack and Will. "We'll take you to shore. It will be about three days."

Will and Legolas looked at each other.

"You're an elf," confirmed Will.

"Yes," replied Legolas.

"I'm not a simpleton," said Will.

"You're a eunuch."

"…No."

Legolas studied Will. "Your hot," he said at last.

Will smiled. "So are you."

"He's hot." Legolas nodded towards Jack.

"He's mine," Will said rather aggressively.

A/N: Nehehe. That little convo between Will and Legolas was the whole reason I wrote this fic. Ah well, I guess I have to continue what I started.