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Fast Talking Johnny- Still your fault....kukuku..
Naruke- Yeah, I like GaaraxSakura. I like Sakura with a lot of people, heh.
Durian- Oh yeah, I'll continue. I've got plenty of evil ideas..
Night-Owl123- Yeah, I'm going to continue with Sasuke...I've decided I might do all the teams...or something. But first we have to see how Gaara's doing with Pookey Poo Sakura.
Chibified Kisunes- read above
Blade Zero- Good..
theoriginalmooseyfate- mhmm, a puppy.
Moonsong k'Shallia- No, they should not...because pink is evil...oh so evil.
Since I have all the time in the world...kukuku...I can update frequently. Wee. Why am I saying 'kukuku'? Mmkay. I was going to put Sasuke, or rather team 7 in general in this chapter, but I can't think of anything...I need ideas. Give me ideas, or Mr. Spochels shall devour you!
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto...sigh
Therapy
Chapter 2: Gaara's Puppy Love
"Oh yes! Your such a good girl aren't you, Pookey Poo Sakura? Are you going to fetch the pretty stick? Fetch the pretty stick!" Gaara said in an odd girlish voice that would've scared away even the toughest shinobi. He had been playing fetch with his beloved puppy all day in an area all by themselves.
"Um...Gaara? What are you doing?" Temari asked, suddenly appearing beside the him and his puppy. "How exactly are you 'training' Gaara? I heard a sick dying girl... Don't tell be your killing innocent little girls, again."
"There's no girl here, you probably heard the wind, idiot. I'm training Killer to kill. Want me to prove it? Look." He threw a stick about ten feet away. "Get the stick you stupid mutt! Rip it up! Tear it! Make it scream!"
"Gaara, sticks don't-"
"Silence!" He roared as 'Killer' came back with bits of wood in her mouth. "See? No little girls here. Just me and this stupid mutt."
"Actually, she's a pure bred Saluki with odd pink ears...Her ears weren't pink yesterday. Gaara, did you do something to her?" Temari just stared at her little brother.
"Leave. Now." Gaara glared at her and she quickly left. Fortunately for her he turned around the moment she jumped into a tree to continue her spying. "Good Pookey Poo Sakura! You did a good 'Killer' mode! Just like Daddy taught you!" He cuddled little Pookey Poo Sakura.
"Oh god...I knew it Kankurou. What the heck are we going to do? He's in love with some Sakura chic, but which? I know a few.." Temari told her brother as she sat down on a tree branch.
" What about that Haruno Sakura? Do you think?" He replied as he stared down at their little brother, who was at the time making kissy faces at 'Killer".
"No, not her. It can't be her. How many Sakura's do we know with pink hair?"
"One?"
"Crap. Well, he has officially gone insane. Think the puppy worked to much?"
"Yeah, this bites." Kankurou said, shaking his head.
"What do you guys think your doing?" A voice said from behind them.
"Ack!" Both siblings fell from the tree with a loud thud. Luckily, Gaara was too engrossed with Pookey Poo Sakura to notice. Temari and Kankurou quickly jumped back into the tree and glared at the intruder, otherwise known as Hyuuga Neji.
"I don't like to repeat myself," He said glaring back at the siblings.
"You almost got us killed, you idiot! If he would've heard us-" Temari yelled as quietly as possible.
"Answer me," Neji said.
Kankurou sighed. "We're spying on our little brother, you know, Gaara. He's-"
"Obsessed with Haruno Sakura, talking in a horrid girly voice that sounds like a dying horse, and pretending his dog is Haruno?" Neji finished for him.
"You know that, how?" Temari asked, staring at Neji blankly.
"I'm Hyuuga Neji, I know all. Anyway, that's no reason to be trespassing on my training grounds." He frowned, people were constantly trespassing on his training grounds. How could they miss that giant sign that said 'Hyuuga Neji's effing training grounds. NO EFFING TRESPASSING!!'? Were they blind? Most likely. Possibly stupid even. Walking on the Hyuuga Neji's training grounds? Defiantly stupid.
"You expect us to move him? If he saw anyone of us we'd all be dead," Kankurou said.
Neji thought about this for a moment, then said, "true, I suppose. What if you take away the dog?"
"That could work, but what do we do after that? That saluki cost a hefty bit of money, mind you," replied Temari.
"Saluki? Gawd! I love salukis! I'll take her. She could be a royal Hyuuga dog."
Temari and Kankurou stared at Neji for a moment, surprised by his sudden unNeji-like outburst. The trio thought hard, and the planning of the 'Great Stealing of Pookey Poo Sakura' commenced.
About fifteen minutes later, Temari hopped down from the tree and walked toward Gaara, who immediately went into cold b mode. "Now what do you want?" he asked.
"Well you see, that Hyuuga kid just came by and told us that we were invited to go to this restaurant along with team 7 and the other teams."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, Kankurou and I really don't want to go, but we thought that we'd ask you anyway."
Gaara thought for a moment. He really didn't want to go. In fact he really detesting going to those things, but Sakura would be there. He would get to see his beloved Sakura and stalk her. But what about Pookey Poo Sakura? Would Sakura like Pookey Poo Sakura? Does she dig dudes with dogs? Does she even dig dudes with sand?
"I suppose I'll go. They'll probably be expecting one of us there. I hope you know I hate these kind of things," he said after a while.
"Good. Unfortunately you can't take Killer. They have a no pets aloud rule."
"...Will you take good care of her?" Gaara was cursing in his head now.
"Of course, Gaara."
"When is this thing?"
"Now."
"Aa, I'll be going then." Gaara handed 'Killer' to Temari and hurriedly walked off.
"He really must be obsessed, I didn't even get to tell him where he was suppose to go," Temari told Kankurou and Neji as she hopped back into the meeting tree.
"What an adorable dog!" Neji said as he took Pookey Poo Sakura from Temari. "Pookey Poo Sakura and Killer? Those are her names?" The siblings nodded. "This dog so has to be Hyuugafied. I'm going back to my place to begin the process of the royal Hyuugaing." Neji then began to bound off, puppy in arms.
"Who knew such a cold bastard like him could be a dog lover?" Kankurou said.
Temari shook her head. "The world is a messed up place."
Meanwhile, after twenty minutes of hurried walking, Gaara finally realized he forgot to ask where he was suppose to go.
"Effing hell!" he yelled as he began to run back to his, or Neji's training area. After he got back, he noticed his siblings looked worried. "What's wrong? Where's Po- er, Killer?" He demanded.
"Gaara, someone stole Killer," Temari told him.
"What?!" Gaara yelled. Then he remembered he wasn't suppose to act like he really cared. "Well, who stole her?"
"That Neji kid," Kankurou said. Immediately Gaara ran off to kill a certain Hyuuga that stole his beloved puppy.
"You idiot!" Why did you tell him that Neji took him? Why?!" Temari yelled.
"Because...he did?"
"I seriously can't believe you."
At the Hyuuga residence
"Doesn't she look beautiful, Hinata-sama?" Neji asked, holding up a now Hyuugafied Pookey Poo Sakura.
"She's adorable Neji-niisan! What's her name?"
"Hizuki," he said as he handed the poor many-named-puppy to Hinata.
"How did you get her eyes all white like that?"
"Hyuugafying no Jutsu," he said, smirking.
"You'll have to teach me that one day, Neji-niisan."
"Of course."
"You!" Gaara roared as he suddenly charged into the room Neji and Hinata were occupying. "You! You stole my puppy! I'll kill you!"
"Neji-niisan, did you really steal his puppy?" Hinata asked, frowning.
"Of course not, I found her."
"Your lying! Sabuk-"
Suddenly, Hinata's father, Hiashi walked into the room. "Now Neji, you know there's a much better way to do this. Hinata, would you?" Hinata ran out of the room.
"Okay...Even though I didn't start it...Gaara of the desert, I challenge you to a Dance Dance Revolution Duel!" declared Neji as he pointed at Gaara, drama included.
"Eh? What the effing hell?" Gaara just stared. These Hyuuga's were defiantly mad. What the effing hell was a Dance Dance Revolution? Why was HInata dragging in a huge flat screen tv and two large metal things with arrows? Why was Neji still pointing at him with more drama than a high school girl?
Neji stepped onto one of the metal platforms, told Gaara to get on the other one, and then told Hinata to start the music.
"Any specific song, Neji-niisan?" Hinata asked.
"Just do random." Hinata did what was told, and some song the authoress cannot remember the name of starting blaring out of the huge surround sound speakers. Poor little Hizuki/Pookey Poo Sakura/Killer had been long gone. All this was too much for her.
"What...what do I do?" Gaara asked, utterly confused.
"Dance!" Neji yelled, already jammin to the beat. Gaara decided that the arrows that flashed on the screen meant to step on the arrows on the metal platform. He attempted to do this many times. After he fell on his face a few times, it all stopped.
"I won!" Neji declared. "593 perfect steps! I am the dance mastah! Gaara, you got....5 perfect? Wow, you suck."
"Job well done, Neji! Gaara, you, as Neji said, suck. Neji keeps Hizuki." Hiashi said, randomly appearing again. Gaara and Neji continued to bicker.
"Father, sometimes I think I liked Neji better as a cold bastard...He seems a bit odd now," Hinata whispered to her father.
"Shush, he has finally gotten to enjoy himself."
"He seemed to be enjoying himself when he was beating the shit out of me..." Hinata grumbled.
Hiashi then disappeared and the Dance Dance Revolution stuff magically disappeared and all was well once again. Or so they thought.
"Where's Hizuki?" Neji asked looking around.
"Hizuki? Her name is Killer! You mean to tell me you stole my puppy and then lost her?!" Gaara roared as he leapt at Neji. Thus beginning the tussle between Gaara and the Hyuuga Neji.
Kukukuku...Probably mistakes, I didn't feel like waiting for Fast-Talking Johnny to beta read. I didn't have Hinata stuttering because I've found a lot of people make her stutter too much, which gets annoying...and I didn't want to do that and all. Oi, I still can't think of anything. Ideas? Please? I can get a 4 page chapter done in about 1-2 day(s)...Soo... I'll put in other teams if you want me too and all...They can go see the demented doctors, too. Wee...Kukuku...I really need to stop going 'kukukuku'.
