Kukuku...thanks for the reviews, but you gave me few/no ideas! Cruel, cruel people, you make things so troublesome. Well...you gave me the idea of putting the oh-so popular Uchiha boy in this...I wonder if I could get Itachi in here somewhere. Sorry if it's bad...can't think. Oi, oh well, enjoy.
Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto, nor do I own a certain toy that will be mention in the fic.
Chibified Kitsunes- Crap! I didn't even notice I forgot about Neji's Byakugan. bangs head off wall I was in such a rush, I forgot.
Kage- Sorry your highness, unlike a lot of people on here I do have spell check. Like most people that do have spell check, some times it messes up, and that's in chapter two...I don't feel like reuploading chapter two...deal with it.
Oi oi, I've fixed the Byakugan problem. Sorry 'bout that.
Therapy
Chapter 3: Sasuke's Displeasure
"Hey, hey! Doctor! Your an hour and a half late! You related to Kakashi-sensei or something?" Naruto yelled as a doctor that had looks that screamed 'I'm an effing pedophile people!' walked into the room. Of course we all know that that looks can not scream 'I'm an effing pedophile people!', because looks do not scream, but you all knew that didn't you?
"Well, as you know, since there were those mysterious deaths yesterday, your appointment was canceled, and today I was doing a little mourning. So, I guess your Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura, right? Your all adorable children, I hope you know!" the pedophileish doctor said.
"Eh...yeah?" Naruto said, staring at Dr. Zilenticky unsurely. Sasuke was staring at the doctor, too. Once again he had been dragged from his home, bound in ropes, and got tape plastered all over his mouth. He had never thought in a lifetime that Naruto would find out that one issue he had, but Sakura was acting weird, too.
"Well, sit down you adorable children!" Dr. Zilenticky told them. They did, reluctantly of course. Then the doctor sat in-between Sasuke and Naruto. Sakura sighed in relief. She had discovered that his looks did not scream, 'I'm an effing pedophile, people!', but they screamed, 'I'm an effing gay pedophile, people!!'.
"So, Naruto, why have you brought your friends here?" The gay pedophileish doctor asked.
"Well, I've discovered that Sasuke bastard has this phobia, and Sakura-chan is acting really weird," he replied.
Sasuke's eyes widened. Dr. Zilenticky noticed this and asked, "Oh really? A phobia of what? Oh, and Sakura, would you mind taking off that tape?"
"Yes, I do mind." She ripped it off anyway, making Sasuke whine. "Shove it," she whispered so only he could hear.
"Oh, well he has a phobia of f-" Naruto continued.
"Naruto!" Sasuke yelled. He was panicking now. If Naruto told him he was so going to get a Chidori up his butt later.
"Now, now, Sasuke. Let him continue," said Dr. Zilenticky as he patted the poor Uchiha boy's head.
"As I was saying, Sasuke bastard has a phobia of furbies," Naruto said, smirking.
"Oh really! Let's see if this is true!" The doctor whipped out a furby out of no where and slowly inched it towards Sasuke's face.
"EYEAAAAA! Get it AWAY! NARUTO! I'm going to KILL you!" he screamed as he struggled insanely.
Dr. Zilenticky pulled away the furby and said, "Aa. That is pretty bad. Sasuke-kun do you want to come sit in my lap?"
"Um...how about no?" Sasuke retorted as he twitched insanely.
"What a pity. Anyway, Naruto, what's wrong with Sakura?"
"Sakura-chan always had this unhealthy obsession with Sasuke bastard...and now she despises him. I thought it was good at first, 'cuz then I'd have a chance, but it's just kinda weird now," Naruto answered.
"So what? I've just decided that Sasuke bastard isn't with my time anymore, I mean seriously! He's just a cold bastard anyway...And the way he's always going after Itachi, you'd think he was in love or something."
"Hn. I do not love my brother," Sasuke grumbled.
"I've seen his brother once or twice, he's pretty cute. A lot more cooler than Sasuke bastard. Lee-kun is better than him, or Neji-kun even!" declared Sakura.
"Ah, well. Sasuke-kun here hasn't even hit puberty. No point on having a crush on someone who hasn't grown anywhere what so ever. Of course, that's okay with me," said Dr. Zilenticky, eyeing Sasuke.
"Eh!?" the trio yelled.
"Why do you two call him Sasuke bastard anyway?" the not-so-innocent doctor asked as he stroked Sasuke's back.
"Because...he is one..." Naruto quickly scooted away from Dr. Zilenticky.
"Naruto! You're practically on my lap!" Sakura yelled, quite annoyed.
"Better than being in his lap!" the disgruntled fox boy whispered. Sakura said no you...not...do that?" Sasuke looked hysterical as the touchy-feely doctor hugged him tightly. "Naruto! Get him off me!" Naruto shook his head. "Argh!"
"Let's see. How should we fix these issues. Hmm..." Dr. Zilenticky thought for a brief few moments. "Well, Sasuke-kun, I'll give you this furby so that you can face your fears! Sakura, go for Itachi, Lee, Neji, whoever you want. You don't need Sasuke-kun."
"Damn straight."
"Well, I guess you adorable children could go now, but first," the sick doctor licked Sasuke cheek. "There. Good bye now!"
Sasuke was horrified. He felt ever so violated, he had been violated in too many ways by this middle aged pedophile. He had to kill this man. This Dr. Zilenticky was now so important , that he felt he had to get his revenge on him more than his own brother, Uchiha Itachi. Unfortunately poor little Uchiha boy was bound in ropes, still. Fortunately, Sakura pitied Sasuke the tiniest bit, and cut the ropes. Naruto was sickened and decided to help, too. With the killing that is.
"Chidori!"
"Rasengan!"
With that, the doctor was blasted into a wall, fatally wounded, even though he was still alive. Team 7 didn't know that though. So, they left, thinking the fatally wounded doctor was dead, but of course he wasn't. His passionate love for Sasuke was keeping him alive.
Outside the large child therapy building
"Hey, Sasuke bastard, you forgot this," said Sakura as she tossed the evil therapy furby at Sasuke. He caught, not knowing what it was.
"Argh! Do I really have to keep this thing? It just keeps...staring at me. It's creepy," he whined.
"Feed me! Aah ahh! I'm hungry! Aah ahh! I'm going to kill you! Aah ahh!" the evil furby said.
Sasuke's eyes widened. "Did...did you guys hear that? Oh my gawd! It's going to kill me!"
"Sasuke, it's just hungry, alls you have to do is put your finger in it's mouth. Watch." Sakura took the furby and proceeded to 'feed' it. "See? Nothing bad happened." She handed the furby back.
"Do I have to go home with this thing? Alone? Naruto, Sakura?" He looked around, his team mates had suddenly disappeared. "Naruto!? Sakura?! Noooo!" But then Sasuke came up with idea! A good idea, too! He took out a kunai and shoved it into the furby and ran far, far away to a place called his apartment.
As soon as the frightened Uchiha boy arrived at his apartment, he flicked on the lights and sat on his bed and sighed, "thank gawd I got rid of that thing. Stupid furby."
Then the lights went out.
The room went black.
"No light! Scary!" a very familar voice echoed throughout the apartment.
Then the evil furby appeared on Sasuke's chest, the kunai used earlier in it's...hand. Even though furbies lack hands.
"EYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" Sasuke's scream was heard all around Konoha.
At the Hyuuga residence
Gaara and Neji stopped their very long tussle. "Did you hear that? That sounded like Sasuke getting attacked by an evil furby with a kunai!" Neji said.
"How do you know that?" Gaara asked, staring at him blankly.
"How many times do I have to say? I'm the Hyuuga Neji! I know all! Should we save him?"
"Shouldn't he be able to fend off a furby on his own?" Gaara grunted
"Many people don't know, but since I'm the Hyuuga Neji, I know. He has a phobia of furbies."
"Furbies? You've got to be kidding me."
"I kid you not."
"Well...let's go then. I'll finish kicking your sorry ass later."
Gaara and the Hyuuga Neji then ran off to help the poor, poor Uchiha boy getting attacked by an evil furby.
At the large child therapy building
Shino was just about to open the door to Dr. Zilenticky's room. He was so excited. Finally he would get to pour out his heart to someone who would understand. He had so many secrets. So many secrets that he needed to tell somebody who would understand!
"EYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
The fatally wounded doctor suddenly awoke. "Gasp! My precious Sasuke is being attacked by the evil furby I gave him! I must save him!" With that, the blood covered doctor ran out of his room, scaring the hell out of Shino, and ran down the hall screaming things about saving Sasuke.
Shino pouted. "Doctor! Doctor! Wait! I have to talk to you! Come back!" he yelled as he chased after him.
Back at Sasuke's apartment
"Aah. Me feel all better," the evil furby said, somehow grining evilly. The evil furby, now named Mookah had sliced Sasuke's beautiful face up.
"Glad you do, 'cuz I don't," Sasuke said, trembling insanly.
Suddenly there was banging on the door and Gaara's voice was heard.
"Hey! Uchiha! you alright in there? The door's locked."
"No!" I didn't lock the door...
Then the furby got an evil idea. Mookah started making various sex sounds, such as 'Oooh, aaaah, OOooaah,' and so on.
"Eh!?! What are you doing!?" Sasuke yelled at Mookah.
"Er...Uchiha? What are you doing in there?" Gaara asked. He turned around and whispered to Neji, "I thought you said he was being attacked by a furby....Sounds like he's having fun in there."
"That can't be true! I'm always right!" Neji whispered back.
"Then use your Byakugan, idiot."
"Oh yeah. Byakugan!"
"Well?" What do you see," Gaara asked.
"Gasp! My Byakugan can't see through the building. That must be one evil furby..."
"My precious Sasuke-kun!" Dr. Zilenticky yelled as he ran towards Neji and Gaara. Shino was following closely behind.
"What the...?" Gaara stared at the blood covered doctor. "How many lovers does Uchiha have?"
Inside the apartment, Sasuke was despretly trying to get the evil moaning furby to shut up. "Shut up! Please shut up!" He wanted to whack the furby, but he feared for his life. But suddenly, a window shattered and Sasuke's savior stood before him.
Oi, too short. I think. Who saves Sasuke? Has Sakura decided she loves him again? Gaara? Neji? Dr. Zilenticky? And what happened to Pookey Poo Sakura / Killer / Hizuki? Don't forget to give me ideas. Geez...how many times did I say bastard in this? looks 10...eh heh. Whats with the little star thingies not working the or whatever...evil things..
Daisaigai 697832- My dear friend, do you even know what's going on? Do you even know about the greatness of Naruto? stare
Chibified Kitsunes- Nah, just because he likes Salukis. He's forgiven the main house in this fic.
Thank you, everyone else, for reviewing!
