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Disclaimer: I can use substitution to solve the linear pair but I can't get my hands on a little TV show... MATH THEACHES YOU NOTHING!
"Well, page the weapon's master and tell her to ready the guns. Then bring me some coffee. Then MAN YOU BATTLESTATIONS!" Hiko yelled
"What am I supposed to do?" Yahiko wanted to know.
"Help my blow the opposition to hell."
"Oh."
"Hey!" Kenshin objected, coming out of his comfy chair mode. "Who's the captain here?"
"That's right. You are the captain," Hiko said. "And you get to sit in the comfy chair!"
"I do? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Kenshin sat in the chair and did his best to look official. "Now what?"
"Sir," said one of the nameless characters working in the cockpit that I just added for plot convenience. "We're receiving a message from the enemy ship now."
"Put them up on the screen, nameless character working in the cockpit that was just added for plot convenience," said Hiko in one breath.
Sojiro appeared, looking very official in a blue spacesuit with white gloves. He began to speak in a deep voice, "Greetings, Starship Oro. Hey wait a minute! Where's my helium!?"
"Here you are sir," said another nameless character that I just added for plot convenience, handing Sojiro a balloon.
Sojiro takes a long draft from the balloon and begins to speak in his normal, high, girly voice, "Greetings starship Oro. This is captain Sojiro speaking of starship S.o.D. I want you to surrender immediately or..." He took another draft of helium-"I will blow you all to hell to join my old friend Shishioh."
Kenshin responded, "Sure. I'd much rather be enslaved than get blown to hell or survive and have to listen to The Happy Voices yell at me!
Hiko grabbed the microphone from Kenshin and said, "Don't mind him, he's been sniffing chair fumes. What he means to say is: [in dramatic voice] I will never give up!" A wind started blowing from nowhere and ruffled Hiko's hair, making him look very heroic.
"Good! I'd much rather fight anyway!" Sojiro squealed.
The image on the screen disappeared.
"With my new super-blow-em-up-3000 we can pulverize them!" Kaoru, who had walked in during Sojiro's message, yelled while punching her fist into her palm.
Megumi, who the author just realized should -technically- be in this story, responded, "But I'm sure Sir Ken does not want to resort to violence!" She strode over and perched herself on the armrest of Kenshin's chair. Taking his hand, she said femininely, "Do you, Sir Ken?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Kenshin wailed. "Stop humping comfy chair!"
"Is he high?" Megumi asked the people in the room.
"Like you wouldn't believe," Hiko said absently.
Kaoru, ever seeking to please Kenshin, had to agree, "So we need a non- violent plan to win. Any ideas?"
The room was silent. For a very long time.
"OOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Sano, why the hell are you making that noise?" asked Kaoru irritably.
"Cause Sojiro's laser thingy has just pointed itself right at us," he said, pointing out the window that just appeared for plot convenience.
"Oh crap!"
There was a crash and the ship jerked violently. Everyone tumbled to the floor.
Hiko stood up and ran around to each of the computers, turning on the deflector shields and whatnot with great ease and coolness. The rest of the people stood up more slowly, clutching their heads, arms, stomachs, and, in Sano's case, an appendage that I will not name here. Megumi's foot had "accidentally fallen" in the wrong place as payback for her suit, which now had some interesting patchwork on it. [vague reference to chapter one alert].
Sojiro's face came back onto the screen, and he taunted them mercilessly about the laser, threatening that they should surrender or they will get more. Once he was done, he walked away from the screen, forgetting to turn it off, and left the room. One of the nameless characters inserted for plot convenience was still in the room, polishing the machinery.
Yahiko's eyes lit up. He obviously had a plan. Grabbing the mike, he yelled, "Hey you! Polishing the machinery!"
The guy looked up.
"Do you give Sojiro his helium?"
The guy nodded.
"Would you be willing to poison him for us?"
"What's in it for me?"
"We'll...uhhhhh...errrr...pay you?"
"How much?"
"I've got a better idea," declared Kaoru as she snatched the mike. "If you kill Sojiro for us we promise we won't blow your ass to hell with our canons!"
"...It's a deal!"
"We will fire our cannons in four hours. You have until then to have him dead."
"Okay."
Kaoru turned off the screen. "Okay, now we wait."
The following section is for screaming fangirls of Kenshin who insist that he would never get high. Stop reading once you have read the section for your particular obsession.
Screaming fangirls of Kenshin: It was not Kenshin's fault that he got high. Sano was using the chair as a place to hide drugs.
Screaming Fan Girls of Sano: Hiko made him do it.
Screaming Fan Girls of Hiko: The evil klotrilytii brainwashed him.
Screaming Fan girls of Klotritytii: Skleeb nkokk klyt dirklikke.
Thank you, and please NO flaming on this matter. Case closed.
Now review, so I will do more!
Disclaimer: I can use substitution to solve the linear pair but I can't get my hands on a little TV show... MATH THEACHES YOU NOTHING!
"Well, page the weapon's master and tell her to ready the guns. Then bring me some coffee. Then MAN YOU BATTLESTATIONS!" Hiko yelled
"What am I supposed to do?" Yahiko wanted to know.
"Help my blow the opposition to hell."
"Oh."
"Hey!" Kenshin objected, coming out of his comfy chair mode. "Who's the captain here?"
"That's right. You are the captain," Hiko said. "And you get to sit in the comfy chair!"
"I do? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Kenshin sat in the chair and did his best to look official. "Now what?"
"Sir," said one of the nameless characters working in the cockpit that I just added for plot convenience. "We're receiving a message from the enemy ship now."
"Put them up on the screen, nameless character working in the cockpit that was just added for plot convenience," said Hiko in one breath.
Sojiro appeared, looking very official in a blue spacesuit with white gloves. He began to speak in a deep voice, "Greetings, Starship Oro. Hey wait a minute! Where's my helium!?"
"Here you are sir," said another nameless character that I just added for plot convenience, handing Sojiro a balloon.
Sojiro takes a long draft from the balloon and begins to speak in his normal, high, girly voice, "Greetings starship Oro. This is captain Sojiro speaking of starship S.o.D. I want you to surrender immediately or..." He took another draft of helium-"I will blow you all to hell to join my old friend Shishioh."
Kenshin responded, "Sure. I'd much rather be enslaved than get blown to hell or survive and have to listen to The Happy Voices yell at me!
Hiko grabbed the microphone from Kenshin and said, "Don't mind him, he's been sniffing chair fumes. What he means to say is: [in dramatic voice] I will never give up!" A wind started blowing from nowhere and ruffled Hiko's hair, making him look very heroic.
"Good! I'd much rather fight anyway!" Sojiro squealed.
The image on the screen disappeared.
"With my new super-blow-em-up-3000 we can pulverize them!" Kaoru, who had walked in during Sojiro's message, yelled while punching her fist into her palm.
Megumi, who the author just realized should -technically- be in this story, responded, "But I'm sure Sir Ken does not want to resort to violence!" She strode over and perched herself on the armrest of Kenshin's chair. Taking his hand, she said femininely, "Do you, Sir Ken?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Kenshin wailed. "Stop humping comfy chair!"
"Is he high?" Megumi asked the people in the room.
"Like you wouldn't believe," Hiko said absently.
Kaoru, ever seeking to please Kenshin, had to agree, "So we need a non- violent plan to win. Any ideas?"
The room was silent. For a very long time.
"OOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Sano, why the hell are you making that noise?" asked Kaoru irritably.
"Cause Sojiro's laser thingy has just pointed itself right at us," he said, pointing out the window that just appeared for plot convenience.
"Oh crap!"
There was a crash and the ship jerked violently. Everyone tumbled to the floor.
Hiko stood up and ran around to each of the computers, turning on the deflector shields and whatnot with great ease and coolness. The rest of the people stood up more slowly, clutching their heads, arms, stomachs, and, in Sano's case, an appendage that I will not name here. Megumi's foot had "accidentally fallen" in the wrong place as payback for her suit, which now had some interesting patchwork on it. [vague reference to chapter one alert].
Sojiro's face came back onto the screen, and he taunted them mercilessly about the laser, threatening that they should surrender or they will get more. Once he was done, he walked away from the screen, forgetting to turn it off, and left the room. One of the nameless characters inserted for plot convenience was still in the room, polishing the machinery.
Yahiko's eyes lit up. He obviously had a plan. Grabbing the mike, he yelled, "Hey you! Polishing the machinery!"
The guy looked up.
"Do you give Sojiro his helium?"
The guy nodded.
"Would you be willing to poison him for us?"
"What's in it for me?"
"We'll...uhhhhh...errrr...pay you?"
"How much?"
"I've got a better idea," declared Kaoru as she snatched the mike. "If you kill Sojiro for us we promise we won't blow your ass to hell with our canons!"
"...It's a deal!"
"We will fire our cannons in four hours. You have until then to have him dead."
"Okay."
Kaoru turned off the screen. "Okay, now we wait."
The following section is for screaming fangirls of Kenshin who insist that he would never get high. Stop reading once you have read the section for your particular obsession.
Screaming fangirls of Kenshin: It was not Kenshin's fault that he got high. Sano was using the chair as a place to hide drugs.
Screaming Fan Girls of Sano: Hiko made him do it.
Screaming Fan Girls of Hiko: The evil klotrilytii brainwashed him.
Screaming Fan girls of Klotritytii: Skleeb nkokk klyt dirklikke.
Thank you, and please NO flaming on this matter. Case closed.
Now review, so I will do more!
