And we are back with another chapter of arguably the weirdest, most plotless fanfic out there. Because of that, we have been deemed "Quality entertainment". WOO-HOO!

Disclaimer: .....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............ I....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................don't own....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........RK!

That was officially the lamest disclaimer yet.

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In this chapter we will be observing the antics of the RK crew as they wait. First, let's check in on our beloved Kenshin:

Kenshin was curled up like a cat in the comfy chair, purring (yes, -purring-) and rubbing his head against it. Hiko walked up and asked him casually, "What the hell are you doing?"

"Marking my territory!"

Hiko injected Kenshin with some sort of drug, hopefully to bring him back to reality, and walked away.

----Meanwhile----

Aoshi, Misao, and the Oni Waban Group were having a tournament in a random racing game. Aoshi and Misao were, of course, neck in neck for first. Suddenly, Aoshi crashed into the wall and his car went up in a breathtaking explosion of fire.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wall-face! Now I will triumph!" Cried Misao, triumphantly. Duh.

"What, so now we're just making up insults by stringing two totally non- related words together?" Aoshi asked sarcastically. "Cow-Nose!"

"Why you... Mailbox-head!"

"Tree-Breath!"

"Ice-Foot!"

"Chair-Ears!"

"Carpet-Face!"

"Printer legs!"

"Weasel-Groin!"

Aoshi was taken aback. Misao had outdone him! And, he thought his groin looked more like a- I'll leave you to finish that sentence.

Okay, enough of Aoshi's thoughts.

----Meanwhile----

Sano was plotting to get back at Megumi. Plotting...plotting...plotting...plotting so hard he got red in the face...plotting...OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA BLOW!

----Meanwhile----

Hiko: (sitting around smoking, talking to Yahiko) have you realized this plot makes no sense?

Yahiko: (shakes head)

Hiko: Well, we have threatened that minion of Sojiro that if he doesn't poison him in four hours, we will blow him to hell. BUT there is no reason that Sojiro can't blow us up while we sit here.

Yahiko: I never thought of that.

Divine voice, speaking from nowhere: STOP INFORMING THE READERS! IF THEY FIGURE OUT THAT THERE –IS-- NO PLOT, YOU ALL ARE OUT OF JOBS!

Readers: What? We're outta here!

Divine Voice: Wait! I'm just the embodiment of the voices in Hiko's head. I don't know anything!

Readers: Oh, okay then.

Hiko: (causually) are you the author?

Divine voice: Authoress, thank you very much.

Hiko: Yeah, well I've got some questions. Number one, who's really the captain on this ship? Number two, why am I smarter than all of the other characters combined?

Everyone else: HEY!

Author (ess): Me, for the first one, and you're not, for the second one.

Hiko: (Looks around at Kenshin rubbing the chair, Aoshi and Misao name- calling, Kaoru staring intently at the monitors, Sano's head splattered all over the floor, and Megumi casually wiping it up) Yeah, sure I'm not the smartest!

Hiko: Number three, is Kenshin gay?

Everyone else: (stares)

Author (ess): Just why would you want to know that Hiko, hmm?

Hiko: Just wondering...

Hiko: And finally, why have we suddenly reverted to the script format? Are you on crack? Would you share?

Author (ess): err...no... (Shifty glance) AND YOU TRY TO KEEP COMING UP WITH SYNONYMS FOR "SAID"!

Hiko: Use the computer thesaurus, duh!

Author (ess): NEVER! And for that, YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Lightning flashes from nowhere and turns Hiko into a pile of ash) IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO ARGUE ABOUT THE SCRIPT, THINK AGAIN! (Mutters) Just don't hurt yourself. Heehee...

------Meanwhile, outside of script format-------

Kaoru, who had been staring at the monitors so intently her eyes had turned red and doubled in size, yelled, "We're down to 10 minutes! If Sojiro's not dead in 10 minutes we fire our cannons! Sano, cue the suspenseful music!"

Sano, who was magically put back together, flicked a switch on the dashboard. Suddenly, the most unspeakable, most horrible, most terribly inhumane thing to ever be unleashed on the human race began playing on the speakers.

You guessed it, Hillary Duff! "You can change your life, if you wanna, you can change your clothes, if you wanna. If you cange your mind, well that's the way it goes..."

Sano immediately started singing along, to the amusement of all, including the pile of ash that was Hiko. "...At least not today, not today, not today!"

Kaoru does an anime fall. (A/N That's what you call it right?) "That's not the suspenseful music! I told you that CD is crap with a capital K! I mean C! You know what I mean, dammit!

Sano, looking crestfallen, flicked a lever and the suspenseful music with violins started playing. And just in time, too!

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