Hello. To get me to FINALLY update Shaolin 10 came over and is going to help me write this. Say hi to the fans, Shaolin.

Shaolin 10: dorky wave HI!

Disclaimer: SO? Do I get a girlfriend now?

Evil Scientist: Well, nobody wanted to date a guy named "disclaimer" sooooooooooooooooooo...no.

But we did find a reality TV show you could go on. It's called: "Who wants to date a guy that doesn't even really exist?"

Shaolin 10: Let's meet the contestants!

Number 1!

Camera zoom to curtain number 1

She enjoys moonlight walks on the beach, planning total world domination, marrying multiple anime guys, sharp pointy objects and becoming a Mormon for the heck of it. She just got out of therapy for her obsessive-compulsive disorder for her basement shrine! Meet, Audrey!

ES: Sounds like a real catch! Heh heh...

S10: Contestant number 2!

Camera zoom to curtain number 2, currently being ripped to shreds by a furry streak

She enjoys gathering nuts for the upcoming winter, hibernating even though it's not TECHNICALLY winter, drooling and foaming at the mouth, especially over a certain red-headed rurouni, making squeaky noises, hopping from tree to tree, tearing stuff apart with her teeth, and transferring rabies to anyone who comes close. Meet unintelligible squirrel noises!

ES: We'll meet the rest of the contestants next time! Now, do your job. And wake up all the readers.

Disclaimer: through megaphone EVIL SCIENTIST DOES NOT OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dinner that night proved to be an interesting one. Six rappers got onto the ship, including Saitou.

So, Kaoru, deaf to the other's protests had to cook for seven more people than usual, or 'sevizzen' as one guy so eloquently put it.

So, lets do an overview of the scene, starting with everyone's favorite captain/ex-hitokiri. Kenshin was holding on valiantly in his struggle to keep everyone at least ten feet from his chair at all times. Kaoru, who needed to make sure Kenshin ate, found a really long pole and dangled a basket of rice balls over to his chair while standing outside the "safety circle".

Kenshin eyed the rice balls tentatively for a moment with the look of a wild animal, then sprang up and grabbed them, yanking them back down to his chest. Snarling and spitting, he crouched over the basket of rice balls and sniffed them, glancing around to see if anyone was threatening his food.

Over at the table, Hiko, Saitou, and Izzo-mizzo CC For-dizzle to the Izzo, bitch! (to use his full title) were ATTEMPTING to have a conversation. Guess what the keyword in that sentence was.

Saitou was attempting to translate for Hiko, and he was doing pretty well, but it made for slow going.

Izzo-mizzo CC For-dizzle to the Izzo, bitch! Would say something like, "Homeboy, whukinda shit chu been given da dude witda red fro, yo?

And Saitou would translate in a corny British accent: "Is the red-haired man on narcotics?"

Hiko would respond, "Yes."

"Damn straight!"

"Da-amnnnnnnn."

Sano was in the process of getting totally smashed, along with Yahiko. Apparently rappers believe that alcohol should be made as strong as physically possible and consumed in large quantities at every opportunity. Take a random blood sample of any rapper and his blood-alcohol limit will be at about 20. It is now such a part of their blood stream that BABIES are born intoxicated.

Anyway, things were not looking good for Sano right now, who kept coming up with random observations like: "dude, this is like, a spaceship." and they were even worse for Yahiko, who kept asking Sano if he thought it would be a good idea to "make his move" on Kenshin's comfy chair.

Megumi was chasing LLJdogFKiMooBBSting around the room with a sleek silver chair, aggravated because he had tried to hit on her.

Kenshin had decided that his rice balls were not in immediate danger, so he was devouring them rabidly, drooling and raining gobs of spitty rice everywhere, while Kaoru jus stood there staring at him with that "aww, he's so cute" expression that mothers get when their children rip the heads off their dolls and start gnawing on them.

Yahiko, having finally decided, with the help of a few beers, that the chair was going to be his next "hot bitch." He walked, or should I say fell, over to the chair in as cool a manner as it is possible to have after six or eight beers. Placing his arm on one of the chairs plush magentas arms, he loosened his collar and delivered his line, "hey hic babyyyyyyyy, ...chuwanna comesitwit hic me?

Sano was totally out of it now, an decided that it was time for a little entertainment. He sauntered up to the front of the room and began his "song"

I brush against da

Feckles dat I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My love has dissolved dadada

I hope I don't barf on my shoes

A thorn in my chest

Dude, that would hurt

More than before

Da lady who did my horoscope is a

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I whish me could be togather

And that I had pony

The rappers who were drinking with Sano chose this moment to add a backbeat, but they were pretty drunk to so It was basically just random crashing.

Mermories are always purty

BOOM crash whunk crash

So are mermaids

Whoom! Whack! "Shit"! bam!

Kenshin sprang out of his position over the remains of the rice balls and proceeded to chew on Yahiko's head. "heyyyyyy...ya wanna go there aleady, bady...." Yahiko began frenching what he hoped was Kenshin's mouth.

Tonight should be a sad night

badoom crash ting

But It's not because Ahm drunk

His gesture, more than any amount of medications or shouting, brought Kenshin straight back to reality.

I understand breaking apart

"yeah like the drum you just busted" screamed one of the rappers

And not much else deedeedeedeee

"Oro?"

My girl

thud

Talkin bout my grill

Megumi, midway through bashin in LLJdogFKiMooBBSting's head, looked up and asked passionately,"do you really feel that way about me Sano?"

My stuffed frog and wabbit

Were actually alive at one time

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"OH SANO!"

Cliffe. Haha. The song sano was "singing" is supposed to be the theme song for the second season

Here are the lyrics that I found, courtesy of

I touched those hated freckles lightly and sighed,

My "heavy class" love has dissolved clearly

Just like a sugarcube.

The thorn stuck in my thin breast went in further

And hurt much more than before.

Astrology didn't predict that at all.

I wished we could go together farther,

It would be joyful enough to...

Memories are always beautiful,

But with only that you can't live.

Tonight should be a really sad night,

But why? Actually I can't remember his smiling face.

I understand breaking apart and putting back together

Because that's my personality;

With impatient feelings and uncertainty

Which nevertheless are capable of good love.

I pierced my left ear to forget,

It's an episode I can't laugh about.

Counting up the number of freckles

Embracing the spots and all

But the thorn piercing my breast won't disappear.

My stuffed frog and rabbit

Smile and comfort me.

Memories are always beautiful,

But with only that you can't live.

It was a really tough night

I wonder why though? Why can't I remember that person's tears?

I can't remember,

Why can't I?

And the "my girl" line was from the song "My Girl" By the Temptations.