Circus Craziness!
To Raliena: Yeah, the craziness continues! Anyway, I'm glad you liked this last chapter and I hope you liked this new one.
To Sparky Genocide: Kyle and Toshiro giving the Ringmaster a huge wedgie, huh? Hmm, that's doable. I hope you like this new chapter!
To Metal Dragon1: Yeah, some cavalry or artillery would be nice in this situation. Very nice. Jester thinking the clowns are an insult to comedians, huh? Firestorm and the Human Cannonball working together at the fireworks factory, huh? That's a plausible theory. Oh yeah, I can't wait for the new chapter of 'Take the Long Way Home'! PUT IT UP QUICKLY!!!!
To Red Witch: Here's more insanity for you! Ah, so that's how you do a good one-shot, huh? Well, thanks for the tip. Oh yeah, I've been reading the new chapters of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I loved them! Great stuff! Hope you like the new chapter!
To Aaron: I'm glad you like the fight scenes between the West Coast Misfits and the Circus of Crime. I think my fight scenes are getting better because I've written so many of the in my fics. As a result, I've gotten a lot of practice in on those things. Anyway, I'm glad you liked the last chapter, and I hope you enjoy this new one full of insanity!
It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs.) Okay folks, we take a look at a Joe whose played a role in many a Misfit fic, but oddly enough, was never profiled until now! Ladies and gentlemen, meet Hawk!
Hawk
Real Name: Clayton M. Abernathy
Affiliation: Army
Rank: General
Primary Military Specialty: GI Joe Commander, Artillery
Secondary Military Specialty: Radar
Birthplace: Denver, Colorado
Bio: Hawk came from a wealthy family, whose influence got him into West Point. There, he graduated at the very top of his class. One of his old friends is the mysterious Joe ninja known only as Snake Eyes and Lonzo Wilkinson, the Joe known as Stalker. Hawk was appointed one commander of the GI Joe team when it was first formed as a thirteen-soldier group as a colonel. Hawk brought Snake Eyes into the team, knowing that Snake Eyes's incredible ninja skills would be invaluable in the fight against Cobra. He also brought in Stalker, who also helped choose the other members.
Later, as the Joe team expanded to include more members from all the armed forces, Hawk was promoted to general, and the Joes gained quite a bit of influence in the government, thanks to Hawk's using the trained ninjas on the team to obtain classified documents. He also helped come up with the idea to turn the abandoned Brotherhood of Mutants into the Misfits, a team led by the mutant daughter of official Joe pain-in-the-neck Shipwreck.
Hawk is also a member of the Jugglers, a secret committee of generals who meet in the Pentagon.
Their job is to balance out everything. Some members of this committee are very corrupt and often do try to obtain power for themselves. Hawk joined to help keep the mutant Misfits safe, keep GI Joe out of Juggler influence, and weed out the corruption in the top-secret group.
Disclaimer: "You gotta roll with the changes." - REO Speedwagon, "Roll With the Changes".
Chapter 15: More Fighting!
Outside the Wrangling Brothers' Circus
"Well…" The Ringmaster smirked as he looked at Thunderbolt and Sunfire standing obediently at attention in front of him. "I got a couple pretty powerful thralls here. Now what can I do with you?"
Inside the Wrangling Brothers' Circus tent
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" The Clown's clowns screamed in fright as they scattered, a furious chainsaw-wielding Jester chasing after them.
"What are you clowns running from! He's just a guy in a flight suit with a chainsaw!" The Clown screamed. Then he noticed Jester bear down on him. "Oh shoot. YIIIII!!!!"
"Mock the fine art of comedy will you?!" Jester roared as he chased after the clowns. "NOBODY mocks the fine art of comedy as long as Jester walks the Earth!"
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!" The Clown screamed.
"Hang on, Eliot!" The Gambonnos flipped to Jester's sides, and hit him in the gut with a double kick.
"HI-YA!!" Kicker and Quick-Kick knocked the Gambonnos back with flying kicks of their own.
"I hate acrobats." Jester groaned.
"WAHHHHHH!!!!" Siryn let out her trademark sonic scream, knocking back a couple more clowns. "Agh!" A python wrapped around her.
"Ah so hate that. Children should be seen and not heard." Princess Python smirked. Rahne snuck up behind her, in her half-wolf form. She tapped the Princess' shoulder. The southern circus performer turned around, and Rahne grinned maliciously.
"Boo."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why are people always so scared of me?" Rahne asked jokingly with a chuckle. She then helped Siryn get the snake off.
"I hate those beasties." Siryn grumbled.
"Yipe! Hey! What! Help!" Terrell screamed as he leapt up and down and all around at superhuman speed in an attempt to avoid the flames trying to roast him.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The bald Hispanic Fire-Eater laughed, spitting lighter fluid at his flaming stick to create fireballs. "Dance for me, Speedy!" Rictor calmly walked up behind Fire-Eater and tapped his shoulder with a smirk. He put a glowing white fist behind his back. His fist was charged with low-level sonic energy. The Spanish performer turned around. "What do you want?"
"I have one word for you, man." The Mexican mutant grinned.
"What?" Fire-Eater sneered.
"POW!!!" Rictor nailed Fire-Eater hard with a sonic punch, knocking him cold.
"Thanks, man." Terrell panted.
"No problem." Rictor crossed his arms and looked cool. An electrified lasso wrapped itself around Rictor, shocking him. "YEEEOW!!!"
"Yee-haw!" Live Wire laughed. "You kids are easier to catch than I thought AAAAAAGH!!!!" Terrell took down the cowboy with a couple super-fast punches.
"Now we're even." Terrell helped Rictor up. They heard something rumble towards them.
"Uh oh…" Rictor and Velocity said together.
"LOOK OUT FELLAS!!!" Tommy Sharpe screamed. Teena the Fat Lady was charging towards Rictor and Velocity, a screaming Chilljaw grabbing on to her leg. Evidently he tried to hold down the large woman, but he was unsuccessful, despite the incredible strength his mutation granted him.
"I don't think Colossus could hold that big woman back." Rictor gulped.
Uh oh! Looks like Rictor and Velocity are in trouble! Can they stop Teena? Can the West Coast Misfits save the day? What happened to Sunfire and Thunderbolt? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
