Declaimer: the story and my likeness are mine but the rest isn't. I also
own the manness
Note: if you feel the need to steal my joke tell me, imitation is the best
form of flattery
(or something like that)
I live in a world of truths and realities; but now that is slipping away...
GOD, What did I do to be tortured so...
E E E E E E E ...
E E E E E E E E...
E E E E E E E E... (My alarm clock SUCKS ASS!)
Our hero...(damn, my ego's huge) Sits up groggily from his slumber, proceeding to thoroughly scratch his body in preparation for the impending day (scratching all over, OH YEAH!) And as he takes deep breath he looks out the window into the pre dawn sky.
(Damn I get up early) "AHH, A new day dawn" After a quick two-minute yawn ...(Seriously they take that long sometimes) Nick drops his left hand on a lumpy, squishy mass and gives it a slight squeeze (!?!)
WHAT THE HELL!?!? Glancing down Nick discovered Haruko sprawled out beside him. Suddenly a decidedly filthy look crosses his face as precious red life juice begins to run from his nose.
YESSSSSSSS!!! SPROYYYYNNNNGGGGGG (YEAH, I used a cheesy spring noise, WHAT!) Stealthily Nick peeks under his covers.
OHH!!! ... Wait where the HELL ARE MY PANTS (NAKED!) Eyes darting from side to side in a shamed and embarrassed manner our hero quickly spots the torn remnants of his pants in Haruko's grasp.
Well she looks pleased. DAMN HER!! As usual Nick's hand and nose meet for that all to familiar head shake of disappointment "I just feel so dirty" (your sticky too!) "Must get clean." Quickly jumping out of bed, Nick scurries into the shower skillfully hiding his manness. (Manness, Oh I get it!)
GOD, this cold water is doing wonders. GOD, its cold. Need heat. Turns the shower all the way up.
AHH, THAT BURNS GOOOOD (it does.) Meanwhile back in bed...
"UMM, Last night was Great" (NOT at all what you think.)
The scene get all wavy as we enter a FLASH BACK "NICKY come over here, please" (still working on a nick name for Haruko to use on me)
(Takkun just didn't feel right) "What?" Nick walks into the living room sitting on the couch near Haruko "Nothing." She impressively fakes an innocent look "Then why the hell did you call me over here!" a huge red vain pops out forehead "Cause" used her super cute huge anime eyes to quell his rage. Nick reflexively grabs his nose to shake with disappointment. (that's his catch phrase) Suddenly Haruko pounces on Nick pining him to the floor. "Nicky, do you like me? Do you llllllove me? Do you wwwant me?" arching her back Haruko throws a dirty look to nick's manness with an even filthier grin across her face (You have no idea how long that took to write, it hard to hint at sexual interaction like that like that) "NO, NO AND NEVER" (ZAP!!)
Well not today (good boy) "Now that we've gotten passed that, I gotta go. There's a new club opening tonight." "Can I come too!?" "Are you going to be a good girl?" "Yes" trying to hide her obvious lie Haruko looks in the other direction "Oh, no silly comment." Wait for it, wait for it, here it comes "I like peppermint curi!" "Well, any more?" Why do I push her? "no" she replies with a genuine innocent look (there's a big difference from the fake one) Frozen in shock, Hero Boy crumbles into a pile of dust and is blown away. "Wait, what do I wear?" The pile of dust replies "It's a club, just wear black" "Now get off, we have to be there in an hour" (thought I forgot they where on the ground)
Later outside the club
"This is it, Stop!" Screeching to a halt, Haruko stops perfectly in a prime parking spot in front of the club. Jumping off her classic yellow vespa, Haruko pries Nick, who is still holding on for dear life, and begins to straighten her skintight black satin spaghetti strap mini dress. Finishing that, she dusts of her matching knee high black leather boots off on my shirt. (Damn, you've got to see what she's go on under that dress, AHH my manness, I'll be back in five) Once inside the club, Our duo hurried straight to the floor and started getting down and funkA. As this glorious night of crazy of dancing progresses, Haruko hits the bar and get hammered. Now thoroughly wasted our fem-fatal return to the dance floor to be with her male companion and proceeds to grind his manness to dust. (God I wish that was my manness, wait it technically is. YESS!)
3:42am back at Nick's place
"God, My manness..." Nicholas looks down and rubs his overly bandaged crotch as a torrent of red pain waves are emitted "I need a drink, hay Haru pass me some OJ." "OK" With juice in hand, our duo plop down on the couch for a quick drink. "Nicky this stuffs great" "Ya, so." "It makes me so..." Haruko's face flashes a light crimson "SO, WHAT?" "HORNY!"
CRAP! Spotting Haruko's advance from the corner of his eye, Nick nimbly dodges Haruko as she leap towards him. In his momentary safety our hero hurries for the only sanctuary from his lusty pursuer. "HA, gotcha, Now give me that manness" With lightning fast quickness our female lead catches the helm of our reluctant hero's pants and with a quick snap of her wrist, rips off his pants. (undes and all )
The scene fades In the background the ominous sounds of a door slamming shut, heavy breathing, banging on wood, cracking and splintering wood and finally mad screaming can all be heard in quick succession. (MAN RAPE, NOOO! Or is it , I'll never tell.)
This long assed FLASH BACK ends
UMM, UMM
OOHHH, AAAAA, OOOHHHH "YESS " "NO" -EROTIC MOANS- (HAY, STOP THAT, you can do that all you want when the chapter is over. Now back to your places.)
Five Minutes Later
"Ahh, Last Night was Great" (not the same line a before, I'm slipping) "Now for a Shower" (perverse grin)
Haruko jumps out of bed and glides to the shower and finds it to already going full blast. "OH, its all ready for me" And in one fluid motion, Haruko sheds her restrictive nightwear revealing herself to the world (GOD YESS, nose bleed. Hay, stop bleeding on the screen pervert) Now in her full glory our heroine jump head long into the shower "AAHHH, WH-what? Hey get out" "OOO, MANNESS!" "HAY! DON"T TOUCH Me LIKE THAT!" "OOO, FURI CURI!" (You knew it was coming. Don't lie, Damn it.) "What let go!"
Um, Don't let go "OK" Haruko grins evilly Damn it! Released from Haruko's grasp, Nick takes a header into the toilet "FUCK, why me GOD." "Damn you to hell MANNESS"
That ends this chapter of FLCL: BR THE MANNESS. I would like to thank all the people that review my sorry but I cant' I haven't look at any yet. One last think the next update is about a week away because I'm going to be around until next Monday One more thing the next chapter will either have a new flcl character entrance into the mix or I might try a very interesting lemon (what does "lemon" mean anyway) or something with a horn One more thing if any one would like to guest commentate (the crap in here) drop me a line you might get a full time part in the story (over my dead body) One more thing (stop that ass)
I live in a world of truths and realities; but now that is slipping away...
GOD, What did I do to be tortured so...
E E E E E E E ...
E E E E E E E E...
E E E E E E E E... (My alarm clock SUCKS ASS!)
Our hero...(damn, my ego's huge) Sits up groggily from his slumber, proceeding to thoroughly scratch his body in preparation for the impending day (scratching all over, OH YEAH!) And as he takes deep breath he looks out the window into the pre dawn sky.
(Damn I get up early) "AHH, A new day dawn" After a quick two-minute yawn ...(Seriously they take that long sometimes) Nick drops his left hand on a lumpy, squishy mass and gives it a slight squeeze (!?!)
WHAT THE HELL!?!? Glancing down Nick discovered Haruko sprawled out beside him. Suddenly a decidedly filthy look crosses his face as precious red life juice begins to run from his nose.
YESSSSSSSS!!! SPROYYYYNNNNGGGGGG (YEAH, I used a cheesy spring noise, WHAT!) Stealthily Nick peeks under his covers.
OHH!!! ... Wait where the HELL ARE MY PANTS (NAKED!) Eyes darting from side to side in a shamed and embarrassed manner our hero quickly spots the torn remnants of his pants in Haruko's grasp.
Well she looks pleased. DAMN HER!! As usual Nick's hand and nose meet for that all to familiar head shake of disappointment "I just feel so dirty" (your sticky too!) "Must get clean." Quickly jumping out of bed, Nick scurries into the shower skillfully hiding his manness. (Manness, Oh I get it!)
GOD, this cold water is doing wonders. GOD, its cold. Need heat. Turns the shower all the way up.
AHH, THAT BURNS GOOOOD (it does.) Meanwhile back in bed...
"UMM, Last night was Great" (NOT at all what you think.)
The scene get all wavy as we enter a FLASH BACK "NICKY come over here, please" (still working on a nick name for Haruko to use on me)
(Takkun just didn't feel right) "What?" Nick walks into the living room sitting on the couch near Haruko "Nothing." She impressively fakes an innocent look "Then why the hell did you call me over here!" a huge red vain pops out forehead "Cause" used her super cute huge anime eyes to quell his rage. Nick reflexively grabs his nose to shake with disappointment. (that's his catch phrase) Suddenly Haruko pounces on Nick pining him to the floor. "Nicky, do you like me? Do you llllllove me? Do you wwwant me?" arching her back Haruko throws a dirty look to nick's manness with an even filthier grin across her face (You have no idea how long that took to write, it hard to hint at sexual interaction like that like that) "NO, NO AND NEVER" (ZAP!!)
Well not today (good boy) "Now that we've gotten passed that, I gotta go. There's a new club opening tonight." "Can I come too!?" "Are you going to be a good girl?" "Yes" trying to hide her obvious lie Haruko looks in the other direction "Oh, no silly comment." Wait for it, wait for it, here it comes "I like peppermint curi!" "Well, any more?" Why do I push her? "no" she replies with a genuine innocent look (there's a big difference from the fake one) Frozen in shock, Hero Boy crumbles into a pile of dust and is blown away. "Wait, what do I wear?" The pile of dust replies "It's a club, just wear black" "Now get off, we have to be there in an hour" (thought I forgot they where on the ground)
Later outside the club
"This is it, Stop!" Screeching to a halt, Haruko stops perfectly in a prime parking spot in front of the club. Jumping off her classic yellow vespa, Haruko pries Nick, who is still holding on for dear life, and begins to straighten her skintight black satin spaghetti strap mini dress. Finishing that, she dusts of her matching knee high black leather boots off on my shirt. (Damn, you've got to see what she's go on under that dress, AHH my manness, I'll be back in five) Once inside the club, Our duo hurried straight to the floor and started getting down and funkA. As this glorious night of crazy of dancing progresses, Haruko hits the bar and get hammered. Now thoroughly wasted our fem-fatal return to the dance floor to be with her male companion and proceeds to grind his manness to dust. (God I wish that was my manness, wait it technically is. YESS!)
3:42am back at Nick's place
"God, My manness..." Nicholas looks down and rubs his overly bandaged crotch as a torrent of red pain waves are emitted "I need a drink, hay Haru pass me some OJ." "OK" With juice in hand, our duo plop down on the couch for a quick drink. "Nicky this stuffs great" "Ya, so." "It makes me so..." Haruko's face flashes a light crimson "SO, WHAT?" "HORNY!"
CRAP! Spotting Haruko's advance from the corner of his eye, Nick nimbly dodges Haruko as she leap towards him. In his momentary safety our hero hurries for the only sanctuary from his lusty pursuer. "HA, gotcha, Now give me that manness" With lightning fast quickness our female lead catches the helm of our reluctant hero's pants and with a quick snap of her wrist, rips off his pants. (undes and all )
The scene fades In the background the ominous sounds of a door slamming shut, heavy breathing, banging on wood, cracking and splintering wood and finally mad screaming can all be heard in quick succession. (MAN RAPE, NOOO! Or is it , I'll never tell.)
This long assed FLASH BACK ends
UMM, UMM
OOHHH, AAAAA, OOOHHHH "YESS " "NO" -EROTIC MOANS- (HAY, STOP THAT, you can do that all you want when the chapter is over. Now back to your places.)
Five Minutes Later
"Ahh, Last Night was Great" (not the same line a before, I'm slipping) "Now for a Shower" (perverse grin)
Haruko jumps out of bed and glides to the shower and finds it to already going full blast. "OH, its all ready for me" And in one fluid motion, Haruko sheds her restrictive nightwear revealing herself to the world (GOD YESS, nose bleed. Hay, stop bleeding on the screen pervert) Now in her full glory our heroine jump head long into the shower "AAHHH, WH-what? Hey get out" "OOO, MANNESS!" "HAY! DON"T TOUCH Me LIKE THAT!" "OOO, FURI CURI!" (You knew it was coming. Don't lie, Damn it.) "What let go!"
Um, Don't let go "OK" Haruko grins evilly Damn it! Released from Haruko's grasp, Nick takes a header into the toilet "FUCK, why me GOD." "Damn you to hell MANNESS"
That ends this chapter of FLCL: BR THE MANNESS. I would like to thank all the people that review my sorry but I cant' I haven't look at any yet. One last think the next update is about a week away because I'm going to be around until next Monday One more thing the next chapter will either have a new flcl character entrance into the mix or I might try a very interesting lemon (what does "lemon" mean anyway) or something with a horn One more thing if any one would like to guest commentate (the crap in here) drop me a line you might get a full time part in the story (over my dead body) One more thing (stop that ass)
