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1.1.1.1.1.5 Chapter Six: Dragon Angel

(Zika meets Slayers, YAH!)

Minx sighed his relief. Zika hadn't done much damage to his dimension. "Thank the heavens that Jova was there." He muttered. "ne, Delilah?"

She chuckled from her mirror. "You have been luck." She admitted. "But you do see the danger that she presents."

"There is a thousand different ways that that could have ended." Minx Talon said gravely. "Not all of them end nicely."

"Hello you all!" A chipper voice said as another mirror opened. Aamina's smiling face appeared.

"Aamina!" Delilah cried. Aamina beamed.

"Who else? Now, I belief that you have been speaking with some of the others. Let's get them into this convasation, shall we?" A few more mirrors appeared, displaying the other Guardians.

"You!" Akhad said. "You sent that Zika thing across our dimensions! She destroyed half of Middle-Earth!"

"Yes, but it was the half that your precious Fellowship wasn't on." Aamina said. "And belief me, there are reasons why I sent Zika on her little trip."

"Would you mind saying what those reasons are?" Crinan said.

"Soon all will be clear." Aamina said. "So would you all stop complaining! Do what you want, but please do not stop Zika from her mission." She disappeared.

"Why! That stuck up IMP!" Crinan said.

"Still, that's more information than she's given us in a long time." Danier said. "She's basically told us that she has everything under control, not to actually stop Zika, but that she expects us to do something."

"But what?" Delilah said, frustrated.





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There was a flash of lightening; actually, there were several flashes of lightening. Zika blinks and her sight returns. 'Gee, that was a little more energy than usual.' She thought. Then she noticed that she was standing on a dirt road in the middle of a forest and a little ways ahead of her were three people. They were facing her and staring. They blinked, trying to accept the girl in front of them.

Zika smiled. "Hello." She walked forward, extending her hand. "I'm Zika Silver1, and I'm a Digital Angel." 'Jova's going to drop his jaw on this one.' She felt so sunny. The trio, a short redhead in magenta clothes, a blonde swordsman in blue armour and a stone chimera, seemed not to be amazed at her openness.

"Digital Angel? Well, that's nothing too weird that we've seen. I'm Lina, this is Gourry, and Zelgadiss" The girl said, shaking Zika's hand.

"And you're a sorceress, aren't you?" Zika said. "I can feel your aura."

"Well, yeah. The powerful and lovely Lina Inverse, that's me!"

"And modest. So are you, Zel." Zika said. "I also feel another aura here, and it's coming from you." She pointed to Gourry.

"Gourry?" Lina looked amazed at her travelling companion.

"Well, not him exactly." Zika appeared at his side and started poking at his sword. "What's this?"

"Hey, get away from that." He backs away, one arm protective of his sword. "That's the Sword of Light!"

"The what?" Zika looked puzzled. "Oh, it's some powerful sword device thingy, isn't it?"

"Yeah, and if anyone gets it, it'll be me!" Lina shouts. Zika only grins.

"Oh, really?" There was a flash of silver and Zika wasn't standing there anymore.

"Hey! Where'd she go?" Gourry asked looking around.

"Over Here!" Zika yelled from just inside the forest, waving the Sword of Light in one hamd. "Come and get me, if you want this sword back so badly!" She ran further into the dark trees.

"She has my sword!" Gourry cried. "Hey give that back!"

Lina, outraged, began to chase her, with Gourry following. Zel sighed, and reluctantly walked after them.



Zika looked back and almost laughed. 'They look so funny! Running after me like that!' She thought. 'What a bunch of baka!' She let herself giggle as she led them on a wild goose chase, which resulted in Gourry gaining the lead, but totally confusing them. She would let them think that they were gaining on her, when suddenly she would slip out of reach. Finally, Zika was beginning to get bored with her game. She got out of sight, and then dropped the sword in a clearing. Gourry, once reaching it, grab hold of it before Lina could.

"Well, it took y'all long enough." Zika said somewhere in the trees. "I mean, a big strong swordsman and a short undeveloped sorceresses should be able to run faster than that!"

"What did you say?!!!" Lina yelled, looking around for Zika.

"I said you were undeveloped. You are, what? Sixteen? Come on! What have you been eating? You're flat!" Zika said in another unknown tree. (Actually, she was floating in the tree branches.)

"Um, I don't think you should have said that." Gourry said, backing away from a beet red Lina. He decided to take cover, and got to it just as Lina began to shoot off Dragon Slaves in any direction that she caught sight of Zika.

Gourry thought that Zika had to be both really brave and smart or incredibly stupid. Zel caught up by then, and sought shelter with Gourry.

Zika however, was enjoying herself. She was curious about Lina's Dragon Slave, and began taunting Lina so that she could examine how the spell was done. Luckily for her, it really wasn't that hard to do, and she was really quick so that she didn't get burnt.

'How delightful! I get to learn a new spell that I can use to rule the world!' Zika thought gleefully. Then she realized that she was learning not one, but TWO spells! The one, the Dragon Slave, was her original topic, but she was also picking up a stronger spell, called the Giga-Slave. BONUS! She giggled at the sight of Lina's outraged face. Once she memorized the spell, she modified it a little, and sent a fireball of her own towards the sorceress. Lina got out of the way just in time, but Zika was gone.



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Zika laughed as she flew above the clouds. The new spell gave her extreme pleasure. ' I wonder whether I can use this spell in my own dimension. How wonderful it would be! Perhaps then I'll be able to remove that pest Hikura!' She smirked at the thought. 'Yes, that would be very good.'

She swooped down, and spotting a nice field, landed. She yawned. "Gee, Dimension Jumping is some tiresome! I feel like a nice nap…"

Jova muttered something that Zika didn't catch. Instead, she lie down and fell asleep.





**********And now time for another Random Act of Insanity! Starring…uh, none. ***

Two girls were waiting in the hall for a third. "Here I am, going to fly home with my magic umbrella." The taller girl says, holding her umbrella. The shorter girl grabs the umbrella and hits the other with it.

Zika: Neko, this is your last warning. I've had enough of these! The next one, YOU DIE!

Neko: But you can't kill me! I'm the author! You wouldn't exist if it wasn't for me!

Zika: Damn you!

Neko: now quit your complaining and get back into the story!

*************************************************This has been a RAOI! And moving right along…***







She awoke to the rumbling of the earth. "What the heck!" She jumped into the air as the ground split right where she had laid. "How rude! I was sleeping there!"

She noticed that the sky was changing colours, and she frowned. "This isn't normal, at least I don't think it is. I think that someone is causing this. How very rude! They interrupted my nap! They should pay for that!"

She felt extremely strong auras, and assumed that they were the cause. So she flew in that direction. Soon she had to land cause she didn't want to give herself away by boosting her energy to keep a float. The air had begun to crackle in response to her power.





Walking up, she saw Lina, Zel and Gourry facing (not very successfully) a big huge monster thing. "Huh, is that supposed to be a demon, or what? Maybe some sort of god? Not really that impressive." Zika mused.

None of them had noticed her approach, which annoyed Zika. So she raised her voice and yelled.

"HEY! YOU!! UGLY!!" She had the satisfaction that everyone now knew that she was there.

"It's her!" Zel said. He eyed the clouds that were rumbling with Zika's energy.

"Hi there ugly! I'm guessing that you're trying to either rule or destroy the world. I'm thinking that you fall into the destroying area." Zika began.

"Who are you?" The ugly demon-god said.

"I'm glad you asked. I'm Digital Zika_Silver1, a Digital Angel. Wanna know what I'm the Angel of?" Zika said cheerfully. "Well, I'm going to tell you anyways, since I don't really like you and you would get into my plans to rule the universe if you could. I'm the Dark Angel of Insanity, and the Root of Complete and Pure Evil. Some have nicknamed me the Blue Dragon of War/Evil, which is a kind of god in another dimension."

She grinned. "So, time to say good-bye!" Zika twitched something, and activated her Digital Form. The clouds could not hold in their fury any longer, and Zika allowed their electricity flow into her. Ugly had to shield himself from her dazzling light. Quickly, Zika cast her version of the Dragon Slave and let it loose.

Feeling that it just wasn't enough, she cast her version of the Giga-Slave. She smiled when it made Ugly go boom.

"That felt good! I should blow up more stuff more often." She said, half to herself.

"Oh, please! No!" Jova moaned. "I think you cause enough destruction as it is! Someday, I warn you, all of this is going to come back at you."

"Nonsense, we won't be here when that happens." Zika said. "I am rather bored now. Suppose we leave?"

"Please."

Zika shrugged. "As you wish." The familiar light patterns of the Dimension Jumper whizzed before her eyes, and then she disappeared.





Ikeda arrived a few moments later, with the ever-present Pewter. She looked around and saw a still-smoking crater, as well as a group of people who seemed to be in shock.

"She was here, wasn't she? And she did it again." She sighed.

"Yeah, her presence is all over this place. Man, it looks like she picked up some heavy artillery. This might be getting tougher than before." Pewter said, gesturing.

"Never was easy to begin with." Ikeda said. "Between her powers, and the fact that it's damn hard to track her…"

"Well, we'd better get back at it. Who knows where she is right now."





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A/N: well, that was chapter six! Hope you all enjoyed! I'm sorry that I hadn't been putting in that many RAOIs, I hear that ppl like them. Well, I haven't been remembering any of my lunchtime discussions. (yes, those really did take place). Oh, yes, it's a Dimension Hopper/jumper. I sometimes mix it up, depending on how I'm feeling, whatnot…anyways, the next Chapter is…**drum roll** Mercedes Lackey's The Last Herald-Mage!!!