I feel guilty and tainted about writing that lemon cries. But for those
of you who didn't want to read it, you didn't have to. There were just so
many people who wanted it. The rest of this fic will be Pg-13 'cause of
kissing, no more hinted limes. Sorry for you people who never wanted them
to get physical, but Kaoru has to be sore in this chapter. All of you
obviously know what happened between them and she has after affects.
Oh, also to clear something up...Battousai is the kendo coach, yes, but when he's not coaching the kendo team (after school) he is the gym teacher. Sorry if I didn't make that clear...and I don't own anything RK except for a poster.
Kaoru awoke the next morning when Battousai's alarm clock went off. It was 6:30 am. She groggily shut the damn thing off and groaned. She was sore in places she didn't know existed. And the cause of this pain was snoring peacefully beside her, with no ill effects. She glared at him, but he just looked so peaceful, she couldn't help giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Wake up." Kaoru called into his ear. He only twitched and rolled over. She tapped him on the shoulder, no response. "Damnit Battousai!" she screeched, "Wake up!"
And he did. He bolted up. "What?' he asked her groggily.
She pointed at the clock. "Time to get up." Kaoru gave a yawn. She got about 2 hours of sleep.
He looked at the clock and cursed. He had to get ready for work. "I have to take a shower, can you make toast." He was then rewarded with a mental image of Kaoru poking a burning toaster. "On second thought, why don't you just get dressed."
She gave him her trademark glare. "I claim the shower first. I swear to Kami I need it more than you."
He thought this over, she was right. "Okay, but make it quick."
Kaoru groaned as she dragged herself out of bed. Her ass hurt, her head hurt, her chest hurt, her neck hurt, she just hurt all over. She made it to the shower and turned it up to a scalding temperature and stepped in. The water was heaven, it almost made the soreness go away, almost. Kaoru left the warmth quickly and put on her uniform. She wobbled out into the kitchen.
"You seem to be in pain." He told her cheerfully, the smile on his face reminiscent of the smiles he wore in his 'Rurouni years.'
She just glared at him. "No shit, Sherlock. And it's all your damn fault too."
"My fault." Battousai asked, playing the innocent. "What did I ever do to you." At the look she gave, which was one that showed homicidal rage, he blanched. "Alright already! God! Fine, right, it was my fault, all mine."
"Damn straight," she mumbled.
They ate their perfectly prepared toast in silence, Kaoru lost in her soreness, and Battousai calmly watch her wince as she shifted in her chair. He gave her one of those winning smiles, and she couldn't help but smile back. It was true, he was contagious.
He glanced at his watch. "Time for school." Battousai told her sweetly, like a mother sending their baby to preschool for the first time.
Kaoru's smile turned to another glare. "Today is going to be hell."
"Anything I can do to make it better?' he asked.
"No." was her meager response.
"Really?"
"Yes."
Battousai ignored her and gave her a small peck on the cheek. "Lets get going, we're gonna be late." For once, they walked calmly out the door instead of Kaoru dragging Battousai down. He was clad in a white buttoned shirt and black slacks, his teaching uniform when he wasn't working on kendo. Kaoru was as always in her horrid school uniform, carrying a satchel of books over her shoulder.
And then they reached the stairs. Kaoru took one step down and winced. Then another, and another, and another. He looked at her strangely and shook his head. Battousai wrapped his arms around her waist and carried her down all seven flights of stairs (An: If I had a guy that would do that for me, I'd never let him go.)
Once Kaoru was safely stowed in the car (like luggage ) Battousai stepped on the gas and they were off in a flash, leaving tire marks behind. A man who drove this fast shouldn't be a teacher, it was true.
They arrived at the school minutes later. Battousai drove to the side of the building and parked in the parking lot. Kaoru, now out of the grumpy mood she was in due to the wonderful effects of coffee, was almost acting like her old self, almost.
She skipped up to reach were he was walking steps in front of her and grabbed his hand. They walked into the school building in a cheerful silence. Some heard were turned their way, but the fact that Battousai and Kaoru were together was a rumor already circulating the school. They parted at Kaoru's hall, he went to the gym, and she went to her locker.
As soon as Kaoru reached her locker, Misao and Megumi appeared beside her.
"Why did you drive in with Mr. Himura?" Megumi pried. "You can tell us!"
She gave a sigh, explanations already. "I got kicked out of my house, and Battousai was kind enough to let me stay with him."
"Wow!" Misao chimed in, she was hyper as always, as if she had just drunk 10 cups of coffee. "Does he have a big house? I mean he must if he can fit you in with him."
Kaoru glared at Misao, and gave a sweat drop at the same time, a look that was truly interesting. "Um, no." she paused, and then added very quickly, "He had a small apartment with only one bedroom."
Megumi, unfortunately, understood every word of it. "So that means that you're sleeping with him." Misao gasped, she wasn't quick on the uptake.
"Yeah," was all Kaoru said.
"He hasn't done anything to you, has he?" Sano added, coming up behind the girls, he had been eavesdropping.
Kaoru turned a bright red color that would have put Battousai's hair to shame. "Um, not really, um..." there was a long pause. "Uh, no."
Megumi gave her trade mark grin and laugh, along with the fox ears. "Ohohohohohohohoho!" she giggled. "He did so something to you!"
"Don't scream it for everyone to hear!" Kaoru hissed. "You know what would happen if the Principal found out! Battousai would be fired!"
There was dead silence. "Yeah he would, wouldn't he?" Misao piped in, stating the obvious as always.
Kaoru just shook her head. 'So much for subtlety.' She thought. 'And so much for secrets.'
Megumi cut in to her train of thought as the walked to their homeroom, 3-C. "I know this is probably a stupid question," she paused. "But did you guys use a contraceptive.'
There was dead silence and then Kaoru began to smash her head repeatedly against the locker closest to her, startling a freshmen student whose locker she chose. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she wailed. "I forgot!"
Megumi looked horrified. "You FORGOT!"
"Don't have a cow Megumi!" Kaoru told her, trying to calm herself and her friend. "I just got off my period yesterday. There's no chance in hell I could have gotten pregnant. Is there?"
Megumi sighed. "No Kaoru, I guess not. BUT NEXT TIME....don't forget okie-dokey."
"I swear I will!" she told Megumi and Misao who had turned beet red. Then she added in a low voice. "Ya know Megumi, it's sort of hard to stop the Hitokiri Battousai when he's already sitting on you half naked before you figure out what's going on."
Megumi gave a laugh, a real laugh, not one of her fox-ear laughs. "And you think Sano is any easier Kao-chan?"
They made it to homeroom and Kaoru sat down. She winced. Ah yes, the pain, she had almost forgotten that. Misao noticed and gave her friend a 'You'll get through today' smile.
Kaoru looked at the schedule, it was Tuesday, which meant she had gym first. She almost fell out of her seat. They were doing track this week. Running was not something she wanted to do for a while. It was lucky that the creator of the pain was her gym teacher. (An: If you didn't read the top...Battousai is the gym teacher and after school he's the Kendo club teacher.) He'd probably be able to get her out of class today.
When the bell rang, Kaoru dragged herself to the gym office where Battousai was. She collapsed in his chair and gave him an angry glare. "Sensei, I'm skipping gym today." And he couldn't say no. He expected the pain she was going through to feel something like a prostate exam, and that was never fun. (An: That's what my friend told me o.O)
"Sure, sweetie." He told her, smiling.
"Don't try to butter me up, Battousai." She growled at him.
"I wasn't." he said. "But I have to go teach those slacker how to run now, so have fun here, and don't break anything."
She stuck her tongue out at him and proceeded to try and make up for her missed sleep. Just as she hit dream land, a voice on the intercom system woke her up.
"Kamiya Kaoru please report to the principal's office." The tinny voice rang out.
She groaned, 'What could they possibly want?' she thought to herself and dragged herself from the comfy swivel chair. She made it to the principal's office and was shocked to see Battousai there too.
Mrs. Hibya (An: Stole it from Chobits.) the principal beckoned for to sit down. She took a deep breath and said. "Ms. Kamiya, it has come to my attention that you have been living with Mr. Himura. Care to explain?"
Dun dun dun! Cliffie! Sorry guys...I was really sleepy so I didn't write this sooner...and thanks to all you guys for reviewing my lemon...if you did.
Now...there are a lot of thankyou's!
Tsukasa-chan: I did! I wrote it and did ya like it? blushes
Akuma ryuu- I did! I wrote that damn line...u like? Twas my first....
Annabella5-Really? That was the nicest review ever sniff sniff Thank you so much!
Sanosuke4ever- NO! Hell no! I'm not that mean to Kaoru! And I did tell ya it was a lime/lemon/ thing with sex in it...Also...I'll try to write Sano/Megumi...but I don't really care much about that paring to but it bluntly....
Kik-ting- Sorry fella...no can do...I had to! Too many people wanted it...but you didn't have ta read it if you didn't want to...and I'm terribly sorry if this fic is too 'sick' for you...I am an insane teenager...I can do this crap!
Kenshin's angel: Thankyou! I'm glad my fic is up to par in your tastes!
Angel90210- I'm glad you like it so much! bows Arigatou for the review!
Kaoru kamiya- I'M SORRY! SHESSHA WAS FORCED TO BY THE REVIEWERS! Forgive me please! I hate upsetting reviews...gomen nasai!
The evil witch: You're read!? I had to go take a cold shower...and it was freezing outside...hell, I'm still blushing. blushes
Battousai-lover- Heh...I'm glad you like my story so much...but you can't love me...sorry...I already gave my heart away...and something tells me you're a female too....
Alex: I DID!
Gaby- Thanks! I rather liked it too!
Ghetto person- Arigatou for the review...and sorry I didn't update sooner!
Ewnia- Heh! Shessha is barely 14...and I hope you did like my lime...me-sa's mommy doesn't think I-ish perverted...but I can write a pretty good lime brag brag
Magiabruxa- Hey! I really like that song...what's it called?
Koishii sweet- LMAO...I can imagine him singing that song...about your review of my lime...I didn't know I had it in me either...getting in touch with my perv. Side...CREEPY!
Halfbreedfox- Thanks...I love it when you guys tell me you like it!
WOAH! Lots of thank yous. And if you haven't noticed...I reply to EVERYONE'S review...so read 'em...and also if I forget you, because I have this giant pile of reviews in my inbox that gets confusing, please tell me!
Ja ne everyone!
Oh, also to clear something up...Battousai is the kendo coach, yes, but when he's not coaching the kendo team (after school) he is the gym teacher. Sorry if I didn't make that clear...and I don't own anything RK except for a poster.
Kaoru awoke the next morning when Battousai's alarm clock went off. It was 6:30 am. She groggily shut the damn thing off and groaned. She was sore in places she didn't know existed. And the cause of this pain was snoring peacefully beside her, with no ill effects. She glared at him, but he just looked so peaceful, she couldn't help giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Wake up." Kaoru called into his ear. He only twitched and rolled over. She tapped him on the shoulder, no response. "Damnit Battousai!" she screeched, "Wake up!"
And he did. He bolted up. "What?' he asked her groggily.
She pointed at the clock. "Time to get up." Kaoru gave a yawn. She got about 2 hours of sleep.
He looked at the clock and cursed. He had to get ready for work. "I have to take a shower, can you make toast." He was then rewarded with a mental image of Kaoru poking a burning toaster. "On second thought, why don't you just get dressed."
She gave him her trademark glare. "I claim the shower first. I swear to Kami I need it more than you."
He thought this over, she was right. "Okay, but make it quick."
Kaoru groaned as she dragged herself out of bed. Her ass hurt, her head hurt, her chest hurt, her neck hurt, she just hurt all over. She made it to the shower and turned it up to a scalding temperature and stepped in. The water was heaven, it almost made the soreness go away, almost. Kaoru left the warmth quickly and put on her uniform. She wobbled out into the kitchen.
"You seem to be in pain." He told her cheerfully, the smile on his face reminiscent of the smiles he wore in his 'Rurouni years.'
She just glared at him. "No shit, Sherlock. And it's all your damn fault too."
"My fault." Battousai asked, playing the innocent. "What did I ever do to you." At the look she gave, which was one that showed homicidal rage, he blanched. "Alright already! God! Fine, right, it was my fault, all mine."
"Damn straight," she mumbled.
They ate their perfectly prepared toast in silence, Kaoru lost in her soreness, and Battousai calmly watch her wince as she shifted in her chair. He gave her one of those winning smiles, and she couldn't help but smile back. It was true, he was contagious.
He glanced at his watch. "Time for school." Battousai told her sweetly, like a mother sending their baby to preschool for the first time.
Kaoru's smile turned to another glare. "Today is going to be hell."
"Anything I can do to make it better?' he asked.
"No." was her meager response.
"Really?"
"Yes."
Battousai ignored her and gave her a small peck on the cheek. "Lets get going, we're gonna be late." For once, they walked calmly out the door instead of Kaoru dragging Battousai down. He was clad in a white buttoned shirt and black slacks, his teaching uniform when he wasn't working on kendo. Kaoru was as always in her horrid school uniform, carrying a satchel of books over her shoulder.
And then they reached the stairs. Kaoru took one step down and winced. Then another, and another, and another. He looked at her strangely and shook his head. Battousai wrapped his arms around her waist and carried her down all seven flights of stairs (An: If I had a guy that would do that for me, I'd never let him go.)
Once Kaoru was safely stowed in the car (like luggage ) Battousai stepped on the gas and they were off in a flash, leaving tire marks behind. A man who drove this fast shouldn't be a teacher, it was true.
They arrived at the school minutes later. Battousai drove to the side of the building and parked in the parking lot. Kaoru, now out of the grumpy mood she was in due to the wonderful effects of coffee, was almost acting like her old self, almost.
She skipped up to reach were he was walking steps in front of her and grabbed his hand. They walked into the school building in a cheerful silence. Some heard were turned their way, but the fact that Battousai and Kaoru were together was a rumor already circulating the school. They parted at Kaoru's hall, he went to the gym, and she went to her locker.
As soon as Kaoru reached her locker, Misao and Megumi appeared beside her.
"Why did you drive in with Mr. Himura?" Megumi pried. "You can tell us!"
She gave a sigh, explanations already. "I got kicked out of my house, and Battousai was kind enough to let me stay with him."
"Wow!" Misao chimed in, she was hyper as always, as if she had just drunk 10 cups of coffee. "Does he have a big house? I mean he must if he can fit you in with him."
Kaoru glared at Misao, and gave a sweat drop at the same time, a look that was truly interesting. "Um, no." she paused, and then added very quickly, "He had a small apartment with only one bedroom."
Megumi, unfortunately, understood every word of it. "So that means that you're sleeping with him." Misao gasped, she wasn't quick on the uptake.
"Yeah," was all Kaoru said.
"He hasn't done anything to you, has he?" Sano added, coming up behind the girls, he had been eavesdropping.
Kaoru turned a bright red color that would have put Battousai's hair to shame. "Um, not really, um..." there was a long pause. "Uh, no."
Megumi gave her trade mark grin and laugh, along with the fox ears. "Ohohohohohohohoho!" she giggled. "He did so something to you!"
"Don't scream it for everyone to hear!" Kaoru hissed. "You know what would happen if the Principal found out! Battousai would be fired!"
There was dead silence. "Yeah he would, wouldn't he?" Misao piped in, stating the obvious as always.
Kaoru just shook her head. 'So much for subtlety.' She thought. 'And so much for secrets.'
Megumi cut in to her train of thought as the walked to their homeroom, 3-C. "I know this is probably a stupid question," she paused. "But did you guys use a contraceptive.'
There was dead silence and then Kaoru began to smash her head repeatedly against the locker closest to her, startling a freshmen student whose locker she chose. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she wailed. "I forgot!"
Megumi looked horrified. "You FORGOT!"
"Don't have a cow Megumi!" Kaoru told her, trying to calm herself and her friend. "I just got off my period yesterday. There's no chance in hell I could have gotten pregnant. Is there?"
Megumi sighed. "No Kaoru, I guess not. BUT NEXT TIME....don't forget okie-dokey."
"I swear I will!" she told Megumi and Misao who had turned beet red. Then she added in a low voice. "Ya know Megumi, it's sort of hard to stop the Hitokiri Battousai when he's already sitting on you half naked before you figure out what's going on."
Megumi gave a laugh, a real laugh, not one of her fox-ear laughs. "And you think Sano is any easier Kao-chan?"
They made it to homeroom and Kaoru sat down. She winced. Ah yes, the pain, she had almost forgotten that. Misao noticed and gave her friend a 'You'll get through today' smile.
Kaoru looked at the schedule, it was Tuesday, which meant she had gym first. She almost fell out of her seat. They were doing track this week. Running was not something she wanted to do for a while. It was lucky that the creator of the pain was her gym teacher. (An: If you didn't read the top...Battousai is the gym teacher and after school he's the Kendo club teacher.) He'd probably be able to get her out of class today.
When the bell rang, Kaoru dragged herself to the gym office where Battousai was. She collapsed in his chair and gave him an angry glare. "Sensei, I'm skipping gym today." And he couldn't say no. He expected the pain she was going through to feel something like a prostate exam, and that was never fun. (An: That's what my friend told me o.O)
"Sure, sweetie." He told her, smiling.
"Don't try to butter me up, Battousai." She growled at him.
"I wasn't." he said. "But I have to go teach those slacker how to run now, so have fun here, and don't break anything."
She stuck her tongue out at him and proceeded to try and make up for her missed sleep. Just as she hit dream land, a voice on the intercom system woke her up.
"Kamiya Kaoru please report to the principal's office." The tinny voice rang out.
She groaned, 'What could they possibly want?' she thought to herself and dragged herself from the comfy swivel chair. She made it to the principal's office and was shocked to see Battousai there too.
Mrs. Hibya (An: Stole it from Chobits.) the principal beckoned for to sit down. She took a deep breath and said. "Ms. Kamiya, it has come to my attention that you have been living with Mr. Himura. Care to explain?"
Dun dun dun! Cliffie! Sorry guys...I was really sleepy so I didn't write this sooner...and thanks to all you guys for reviewing my lemon...if you did.
Now...there are a lot of thankyou's!
Tsukasa-chan: I did! I wrote it and did ya like it? blushes
Akuma ryuu- I did! I wrote that damn line...u like? Twas my first....
Annabella5-Really? That was the nicest review ever sniff sniff Thank you so much!
Sanosuke4ever- NO! Hell no! I'm not that mean to Kaoru! And I did tell ya it was a lime/lemon/ thing with sex in it...Also...I'll try to write Sano/Megumi...but I don't really care much about that paring to but it bluntly....
Kik-ting- Sorry fella...no can do...I had to! Too many people wanted it...but you didn't have ta read it if you didn't want to...and I'm terribly sorry if this fic is too 'sick' for you...I am an insane teenager...I can do this crap!
Kenshin's angel: Thankyou! I'm glad my fic is up to par in your tastes!
Angel90210- I'm glad you like it so much! bows Arigatou for the review!
Kaoru kamiya- I'M SORRY! SHESSHA WAS FORCED TO BY THE REVIEWERS! Forgive me please! I hate upsetting reviews...gomen nasai!
The evil witch: You're read!? I had to go take a cold shower...and it was freezing outside...hell, I'm still blushing. blushes
Battousai-lover- Heh...I'm glad you like my story so much...but you can't love me...sorry...I already gave my heart away...and something tells me you're a female too....
Alex: I DID!
Gaby- Thanks! I rather liked it too!
Ghetto person- Arigatou for the review...and sorry I didn't update sooner!
Ewnia- Heh! Shessha is barely 14...and I hope you did like my lime...me-sa's mommy doesn't think I-ish perverted...but I can write a pretty good lime brag brag
Magiabruxa- Hey! I really like that song...what's it called?
Koishii sweet- LMAO...I can imagine him singing that song...about your review of my lime...I didn't know I had it in me either...getting in touch with my perv. Side...CREEPY!
Halfbreedfox- Thanks...I love it when you guys tell me you like it!
WOAH! Lots of thank yous. And if you haven't noticed...I reply to EVERYONE'S review...so read 'em...and also if I forget you, because I have this giant pile of reviews in my inbox that gets confusing, please tell me!
Ja ne everyone!
