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A/N: First I'd like to apologise slightly for the last chapter. It was short. I sort of wanted to show Zika's small and barely existing softer side. Anyways, I'd like to thank everyone who reviews; you make my day every time! And a happy writer is an enthusiastic writer! P.S. This has to be one of the original chapters that were written last school year. And boy, do I know some people who have been waiting for it!
Chapter Twelve: Angel on Namek(Zika meets DragonBall Z!!!)
The Council room was dark, and Shaina Lafarza looked around. Darn! Where's my brother? She thought. And where's everyone else? The chairs were empty, but she sat in her own, waiting.
Soon a few began to reappear, as well as the reason for their absence.
"So, you took a lunch break without leaving a note, huh?" She asked coldly, glaring at Shawn. He looked a little guiltily.
"Sorry, we didn't think you'd be arriving so soon." He said.
"Well, Zika really didn't stay too long. I guess she's bored with forests." Shaina replied crisply. "So I don't have that many loose ends to tie up."
"Smart." Someone said.
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Zika was feeling jubilant. Instead of arriving in some forest, she arrived on a green planet. Letting loose for a bit, she danced around in a circle.
"Uh, Zika?" Jova's voice broke her celebrations.
"What?"
"We have an income at eleven o'clock." Jova said. Zika looked around.
"No, stupid. It's an incoming at two o'clock." She said. "And it's coming from space."
Zika began to do some calculations. Then she walked over to a certain spot, and looked at the sky. She nodded to herself. "Yeah, it'll be landing here."
"Uh, what are you doing?"
Zika sat down. "I'm waiting."
Jova gave up and started to play solitaire with her. Soon, a rumbling was heard. Zika looked up, looked at her watch and frowned. "He's five minutes late."
"Huh?" The hologram of Jova looked up from the cards floating in front of them. "What you mean?"
"I mean he kept me waiting five minutes."
"Oh." Jova shrugged. "Nobody's perfect."
"No, but royalty is not supposed to leave royalty waiting." Zika sniffed. "It's rude!"
The mute button on Zika's arm-computer cut off whatever Jova tried to say next as she pulled out some strange viewing glasses and examined the incoming vehicle.
" A space pod." She said, half to herself. Zika stood in its shadow. The rumbling grew and grew, like the approach of a wild beast. Jova made a half-hearted attempt to tell her something then gave up and shut his hologram off. Zika smirked, and calmly closed her eyes.
WHAM!!
The impact of the pod was great enough to create a decent-sized crater in the face of the planet. It was weaker, however, than the power needed to give Zika a scratch. Fully confident in her abilities, she had stood where she would have caught the pod before hitting the ground.
That is, if it had landed where she was.
As the dust settled, Zika opened her eyes and frowned. About five kilometres away was the edge of the pod's crater. Extremely vexed, she floated over as the pod began to open and it's passenger emerged.
"You!" She roared. "You moron of complete incompetence! Can't you even crash on a planet right? You left me waiting for five minutes! FIVE MINUTES!! And THEN you have the nerve to land incorrectly!"
"Just who the heck are you?" Vegeta growled.
"I'm the Digital Dark Angel, you Prince of a Blown Planet!" Zika shouted in his face. Stepping back a pace, she proceeded to give him the Lecture on the Importance of Being On Time For Royalty.
"…And I should know too!" She finished, not giving him a word edgewise. "Since I'm the seventh reincarnation of the Digital Queen!" Feeling her rage dying, she turned sharply and skipped off.
Vegeta blinked.
Humming to herself, Zika changed into Chibi form, and picked a random direction. In a short time, she came across a large spaceship. She stopped and looked at it for a while. Then she grinned, and skipped up to the nearest hatch.
Her fist rang sharply against the metal, sounding rather like a doorknocker on wood. Some unnamed soldier answers, and only sees a small albino human girl in a cute little dress.
"This is Frieza's ship, ain't it?" She asked sweetly. "Well, I'm going to destroy it." She said this is the tone of one asking whether a playmate could come out to play. The soldier stared at her for a moment, blinked and then began to laugh.
Zika waited a few seconds, but then she got bored. She raised her hands and compressed some energy to make a fireball. I warned him…
A blast rocked the ship, closely followed by another. Sparks flew from computer interfaces and scattered. Frieza glared as he steadied himself against a wall.
"What is going on? Are we under attack?" He growled as yet again the ship shuddered. A minor soldier came running. Panting, he gave his report.
"Sir, there appears to be a small silver-haired girl, skipping around the ship and blowing it up."
"WHAT?"
Something silver flashed near the door.
"And she's right here." Zika said, leaning against the doorframe and looking totally relaxed. "I told the guy at the front that I was going to destroy this ship, but he laughed at me, so I just had to prove him wrong. I do hate people to think that everything is what it seems."
She nudged herself from the door, and before he could react, had changed back to her usual self and had flat on his back. Zika stood over him.
"You. Are. So. Weak." She sneered. She called on a large amount of power, and lashed out with it. The next minutes became a blur as Zika released her disgust in a fury of fists and blasts. But when she was done, and stepped back, Frieza was little more than a bundle of bio-mass.
***AND NOW!!! IT"S TIME FOR A RANDOM ACT OF INSANITY!!!*******
Three girls were walking home from school. Two of them were talking about the different ways to painfully kill a certain someone from Gundam Wing. The third girl hides her face behind her flute case.
"Your violence terrifies me!" She says. "I was raised in a pacifist family. We don't believe in war, or violence, or hitting people…like this!" She punches another girl and runs away.
Zika: I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything…"
Neko Baka: **grins** just for the record. That really happened!
***************This has been a RAOI***********************************************************
Had anyone been watching some time later, they would have witnessed the arrival of the Ginyu Force. They were very shocked to find the scattered remains of Frieza's spaceship, and the very battered Frieza himself. They were even more shocked when along with their orders, he told them to look out for a silver-haired little girl.
Zika was floating along after endless hours of causing trouble by powering up in one spot, dropping power-levels, and moving to another place to power-up again. She had been amused with the frantic searching that followed, specially when she destroyed the little settlements she found every now and then, and was mildly annoyed when her latest bait proved to be fruitless. So she frowned, and started looking for everyone.
She found them caught up in a large fight that looked very outnumbered. "Bullies again!" She muttered a curse, and floated down to the middle of the impossibly large field.
"Maybe you boys should pick on someone your own size!" She yelled. "No good thieving bags of pigeon poo! Eggplant heads! Jerks! Morons!" She continued on yelling insults until she was sure everyone was looking at her. Then she took a deep breath before continuing calmly on. "Now that I have your attention, I would like to assure you that if I catch anyone bullying another, that person shall face severe punishment."
"By whom? You?" An ugly member of the Ginyu force snickered. "You're the silver-haired girl Frieza said to look out for, right? Don't look like much, does she?"
Zika narrowed her eyes on him. "I suppose," she said, deadly quiet. "That you are volunteering to be an example?"
"I'd like to see you try." The creature smirked. Zika turned to face him.
"So be it." She simply said. She pulled some energy from the air and compressed it into an orb. Electricity crackled in her hands. "Fate has spoken. Your life-line ends…NOW!!"
On the last word, she threw the orb and erected a shield to contain the blast. However, it was selective and a few stray rays of fatal power lashed out at the rest of the Ginyu Force.
Zika gazed unfeeling at the smoking crater and remains. "Oops, I forgot to warn them about those." She turned to those left alive. "They weren't that powerful anyways."
She was about to mention the object that had just entered the solar system when a familiar tingle down her spine stopped her.
"Ikeda! Pewter! What a surprise!" Zika said, not moving. "And what's this? Sneaking up on me from behind." She looked over her shoulder. "Not very polite."
"Sometimes you can't afford niceties in our line of work." Ikeda snarled.
"Zika, don't you think you've done enough?" Pewter said.
"No, not if you're here." Zika replied, forming another fireball. "We still have unfinished business."
"Do we?" Pewter asked.
"Yes." Zika smiled. "Like this!" She pulled a large amount of power into the ball and hurled it at the bounty hunters. The area were she was standing died, leaving a patch of dust. She leaped into the air, fully expecting the two to have scattered, and pulled more energy for a volley of blasts.
As they were distracted, Zika prepared to cast a spell.
Let's see, how did that go? Darkness beyond blackest pitch…
Pewter appeared in the air, and looked up. The sky was turning black. Eyes wide, he turned to Zika.
"NO! NOT THAT SPELL!!" He yelled, knowing it was futile.
Aiming towards the planet, Zika finished the spell.
"GIGA SLAVE!!!!!!"
