Yamcha made his bi-weekly trip to the club only this time lost in a little bit of thought. He kept thinking that he was attracted to "Serene the Lunar Goddess", in a lustful way of course. She had managed to start his blood pumping. God.. who would've thought a single stripper would catch his attention like that.
"It won't last.." he sighed to himself. "I'll everntually grow tired of this one as well." He said seeing the usual Bouncer at the door.
"So, Yams, am I paying for the this admission as well as the next four??" Seiya said flipping his ponytail over his shoulder.
"Nah.." Yamcha said.
"I told you didn't I??"
"Yeah.. well I gotta hand it to you Seiya.. you know how to pick the cute ones."
"Of course I do. I used to be in love with that girl…"
"Oh really??.. "
"Yeah.. Ain't that right, Sere??" Seiya said to the girl who skidded to a stop from running so fast.
"What's right??" She asked "Oh hey I know you!! Mina set you up that day!!" Serena grinned
"Uhmm Right.." Yamcha scanned over her quickly.
"This is Yamcha!!" Seiya said. "he comes here every other week.. although he's rather early today.." Seiya looked at his watch.
"Yeah well that's what happens when I don't waste my money getting wasted.
"That's not good.. you'll miss my act Mr. Not-bad-for-a-newbie!!" She stuck out her tongue, while he sweatdropped.
"Right…" Yamcha said rubbing the back of his head.
"Well I hope you'll stick around for my act tiger.. the Lunar Goddess is going to give one special fan a treat" She said putting nailed finger under his chin.She gave him a wink while he slightly blushed. "Don't get too wasted, Yamcha!!!" She said going inside the entrance for employees only. She said walking away.
"Wow… I think she likes you, Yammers!!" Seiya said. Yamcha stared at the door a second longer then shook his head at his friend.
"Right.." He paid his way and went inside. In no time he began drinking whatever the bartender had made for him. A few of the topless waitresses came and spoke to him and he grinned and laughed like any other guy, but in truth he was waiting to see the wonderous blonde to come on stage. Yamcha set down his third drink after feeling a slight buzz, trying to keep a clear head. That's when he saw them… Gohan,Piccolo, Vegeta, Goku, and Krillin. He raised an eyebrow in confusion but kept quiet. They all looked to be searching for someone. Just then the lights flickered and the same silver glitter fell from the stage, oh yeah it was time.
The same blonde/silver haired beauty walked out on stage in a sapce girl type of outfit. Her bright yellow shirt was tight and looked to be made out of a shiny latex or something, her skirt was short and looked to be silver made out of the same material as her shirt. She wore 3 heeled shoes and made her way straight to the pole rubbing her body up and down it in a suggestive way. She then pulled out a little plastic gun and aimed it striaght in the audience. Too bad Yamcha's table happen to be right near the stage and aimed it right at him. She sent him a seductive wink and crawled onto his table. Somehow he knew he was in trouble, especially since the way she ended their conversation previously.
"I don't know why we're here looking for that pathetic human!!" Vegeta said unable to help but roll his eyes at one of the topless girls walking around "Such a weak human and his weak hormones." Vegeta said.
"Yeah.." Krillin said.
"Why would anyone spend anytime in this place??" Goku asked frowning at the girl on the stage who just left.
"The Lunar Goddess is next." A guy at a table behind the group. "I hear she's really hot and especialy likes to mess with those in the audience."
"Mess??" Goku asked getting the guy's attention.
"She picks a random guy in the room and rubs against him." The guy said.
"Rubs against them??" Goku said looking at the stage of glitter. "Gohan do you know what's going on??" Goku asked his son when the girl in the trashy, shiny outfit came on stage. Gohan merely had his head cocked to the side in wonder staring at the girl.
"Let's go.. Yamcha isn't here." Piccolo said. "Not that it would matter he doesn't fight anymore."
"But he could help… I mean Juuhachi just quit fighting because she decided to actually be mother to Marron." Krillin said.
"I found the weakling.." Vegeta pointed to yamcha with the girl that was once on stage currently on his lap taking off her top and wrapped it around his neck, slowly grinding her hips to his.
"Oh man!!!" Gohan stood there watching. "Lucky guy!!" he said watching Yamcha stare as she slid off his lap and move onto the stage and finished her act agaist the pole. The song ended and she grabbed her clothes and left.
"Man, talk about sexual tension…" The same guy from behind them said.
"What are you talking about??" His friend asked.
"I saw them talking outside." The first guy said.
"Talking??" A third guy said. "More like light flirting." The guy said. Yamcha then decided to grab what was left of his singles and left.
"Come on we've got to get Yamch!!!" Goku said and krillin kicked Gohan leg snapping him out of his stupor. The group left and followed the dark haired guy out.
"Yamcha!!!!" Gohan called.
"Hey guys!!!" Yamcha said not as excitedly as Gohan greeted them.. but he greeted them. "I was going to ask why were you there at the club, but Sere sort of beat you to my attention." He ran his fingers through his hair.
"Sere??" Vegeta frowned like he always does.
"Yeah, then I forgot you were there. So what's up??"
"The woman wants to see you specifically." Vegeta said walking away.
"Yeah, Something about wanting to check up on you as well as a secret plan."
"So why are ALL of you here??"
"Women.." All the guys said.
"They ganged up on you…" Yamcha laughed "Well there really wasn't a need for a whole group thing.." Yamcha said
"Yeah it was… because as soon as we pinpointed your location none of the women liked the fact we'd be in a strip club." Krillin said.
"Then after we left they sent Piccolo to keep us in order." Goku said. "As to why I don't know." Goku said earning strange looks.
"Kakarot your stupidity amazes me." Vegeta said frowning at the guy.
"Let's go…" Krillin said. " I don't like Juu-chan's temper." The six males took off.
"Wow, Sere you were great tonight, as always!!" Tiffany, a perky blonde, said. "I think you were made for this job since day one."
"Thanks.. Tiff." Serena took her cut of the tips she made. "I've got to get going home.. I have a lot of errands to do tomorrow!!" Serena said heading to the door.
"See you Friday Serena!!"
"See you, Christi!!" Serena left the club and started down the walkway to her car down the block.
"Serena?!?!" A figure left the bar next door to the strip club.
"Leana!!!" Serena grinned the main secretary at Capsule Corps.
"Hey!! How are things going for you??" Leana asked.
"Well, I've got a new job.." She said pointing ot the strip club next door.
"Are you serious?!?!" Leana asked. "Darien breaking up with you has corrupted your mind."
"Well that was about half a year ago." Serena said. "I spent all That time sulking over the fact that he broke up with me and brought my mother into the whole thing.."
"No.. it was the fact that you had been dating for almost a year, he was your first serious relationship…"
"Well I gues those are true as well." Serena said tripping. "Ow…" she groaned.
"Hey, What are you doing Saturday night??" Leana asked laughing at her clumsiness
"I know for a fact I won't be working then." Serena said to her friend dusting herself off.
"then come to the Capsule Corps. Dinner with me!!" Leana said. "I have an extra ticket. Todd, can't come because he had to go on a dig in Egypt all this month."
"Ah.. the archeaologist" Serena said. "Sure.. I guess I'll go.. I want to see how everyone's doing." Serena took the ticket.
"It starts at 7:30.. Formal wear" Leana said.
"Thanks.." Serena said. "I'll be there.. see you then!!" Serena hugged her friend then they went to their separate cars and took off in their ouwn direction home.
"Yamcha!! I haven't seen or heard from you since the whole Majin Buu thing."
"untrue.. I was there for Gohan's wedding."
"But I didn't See you, nor did I talk to you." Bulma said.
"And you noticed this?? I would've thought you'd be in one of your argument with you saiyan husband.. or better making more kids.." He said bitterly.
"Listen just because it didn't work for us doesn't mean you can go around trashing my life." She frowned at him. Then it hit her.. part of him still wanted her. "Yamcha.."
"It's fine.." He said. "I was over reacting." He said stretching out. "I guess I was in a strange mood."
"Strange is right.. since when did you start going to strip clubs??"
"For a while.." he said stopping in his tracks thinking about tonight's events with Serena. God just thinking about her small body rubbing against his own made him want to groan with desire. He closed his eyes trying hard to remember the feeling.
"Hello.. is anybody in there??" Bulma asked.
"What??" Yamcha finally cleared his thoughts right quick.
"Alight who is she??" Bulma asked slyly. "I know that look… The look of Love!!!"
"I don't love her!! I onlty met her twice."
"So there is a her.." Bulma said. "Well since you don't love her, you obviously want her body."
"I can't believe I'm talking about this with you!!!" he said.
"Neither can I.." Vegeta said making himself known.
"Well anyway the reason I wanted you here is because you're my friend." She said shooing Vegeta away.
"And…"
"And I would like it if you came To the dinner party I'm throwing." She said.
"Me?? This wouldn't happen to be one of your matchmaking schemes to get me to married sometime soon??"
"What!?!?!" Bulma tried looking innocent. "Why would I want you married.
"Because you've always wanted to see what kind of kids I'd have. You've always wanted to see me married and happy./"
"And you should.. You're 29 years old and still alone.." Bulma said.
"So it is a matchmaking scheme??"
"Fine it is.. but at least promise you'll show up." She held out a ticket for him..
"Fine… but I won't stay for long." He said.
"9:30 formal wear… and please don't wear that yellow suit."
"Alright.. see you Saturday." He said walking out of the house.
