TwilightDragon- I just wanna say something ironic.
-checks ages of everyone an myself-
WHY AM I LIKE THE ONLY KID IN THIS FREAKIN' FAIRY TALE?!?!? IT AIN'T
FAIR!!!
IDontKnow- -throws the one other thing off faewillow and grabs the hand
grenade and throws it away just as it goes B O O M.-
It is sometimes inconvenient to have one of these...but it does come in handy to save someone LOL. In fact, I just got to save Bermuda!
-suddenly sees Twilight Dragon through the trees- BANG!
TwilightDragon- -drops to the ground to avoid being blasted-
IDontKnow- Hehehe I LOVE doing that!
-starts looking for SakuraSango-Fly-Girl-
TwilightDragon- -suddenly turns back human-
YAY!!!
-grabs a machine gun out of nowhere and starts to hunt for IDK-
I'm gonna get you...
IDontKnow- -Materializes the giant Cauldron which has become so loved and familiar in this story and puts it over himself
HeeHee Armor Plating! HeeHeeHee.
-digs a tunnel from under the giant cauldron and comes up next to faewillow-
I need to borrow one of your special talents...-crawls half-into fae's Bermuda Black Hole, and booby traps its entrance-
-Looking up at faewillow if you see Twilight-whatsisface around, don't tell him that I decided to blast and run! And hit him on the head with a sink for me will you?
-Hands fae a tape recorder on which is Twilight Dragon's voice saying SESSHOMARU IS A REAL SISSY GIRLEYMAN!-
When SakuraSango shows up, play this for her and tell her to go bop TD for me! And use this tape as evidence!
-dives through the pocket, straight into the arms of Yura, Kagura, Kanna, and Naraku-
I was SAFER with these guys LOL
IDontKnow- -IN Bermuda comes out of the end of the dimensional tunnel and lands squarely in the middle of a table at which are seated Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, and Yura of the Hair. A puddle of muddled Mai Tai's is the result-
Voices- What the Heck are YOU doing HERE? You spilled my drink! I hate You! The imbecile should learn how to land when he comes out of a dimensional gate!
IDontKnow- -so here I sit, surrounded by the Ultimate Force of Evil, an incensed Mistress of Wind (with a handful of very sharp blades, the Mistress of Nothing, and a woman who scares the daylights out of my follicles which frolic in fright whenever they see her! There is no chance of escape-
Uh, Hi guys and gals. HeeHee.
CeeKari- -CeeKari suddenly appears out of nowhere- Hi guys, it's been awhile... -looks around- Wow. This is a mess. Maybe I'll come back later...-disappears in a puff of green smoke, leaving behind a small present wrapped in shiny foil paper-
Faewillow- -pulls tape player out of her (other) pocket-
-Puts it IDK's tape & puts player on "loop" setting so the tape will play continuously-
-From the speakers comes the sound of IDK singing a Karaoke version of the theme song to Silver Spoons-
-discovers that the stop button is jammed, the tape won't come out, and the dmned thing won't turn off-
AAAARRRRRUUUUGH!
-pulls IDK out of her pocket-
Wrong tape, dude.
TwilightDragon- -shoots tape player-
There.
-gets out indestructible boom box with a setting of 1000000000 volume level-
-gets out a tape with IDK saying, "I WANNA # SESSHOMARU!!!"-
-gets ear plugs and stuffs them in ears, then turns puts tape in boom box and breaks the stop/eject button, and plays-
-goes off to buy some sniggers to drink(and also hunt down IDK still)-
faewillow- -sprinkles faerie dust on boom box-
-starts to mutter incantation but sneezes in the middle of it-
-boom box starts to turn into a newt, but after the sneeze it becomes an old juke box (really old... it takes DIMES) starts playing the Neutron Dance instead-
well, at least it's better than before...
-looks at IDK-
guess you'd better keep hiding under this One Other Thing...
IDontKnow- -Taking the wand from Faewillow and a half-vial of Faerie dust left over from the New York Trip IDK takes one gram of the dust and sprinkles it on one of Naraku's insects-
Go and Find Dark Dragon or Twilight Blazer or whatever his name is, then when you DO find him -whispers quietly to the insect- And then -whispers some more- Got it? Okay, now go!
-IDK sidles up to the bar and orders a root beer in a little umbrella glass-
-Nursing his uh, drink, IDK wanders down the beach- Bermuda is lovely this time of year... OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-as he scans the beach, contemplating future cortices, a sight more hideous than the flaming Hindenburg meets his eye-
NARAKU IN A THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-IDK takes a sea shell and begins to gouge out his eyes-
Well, I can still have MUSIC to drown out the screaming in my head
-conjures up a Jukebox with Rogers and Hammerstein on the play list. Pulls out a pic of Faewillow- This is a better sight to see than Naraku in a Thong!
-What'll I Do begins to play as IDK breaks down in tears-
TwilightDragon- -smirks as he sees one of Naraku's insects-
Can I?
Inuyasha- -comes out of nowhere- Sure, here. -Throws Tetsusaiga to TD-
TwilightDragon- Thanks. WIND SCAR!!! -does a very powerful attack just to cut off one of its wings-
Bug- -flies away-
TwilightDragon- -follows-
Lead me to your master...
IDontKnow- Technically a human can not transform the sword BUT
-Still reeling from the sight of Naraku in a THONG (didn't cover NEARLY enough, I can tell you that, that I can!) throws up into a trash can and remembers that it was a good thing that he sprinkled some of Faewillow's dust on that insect.-
Whoever comes across that insect will have a hard time finding me, I hope someone like DarkBlazer, or TwilightDragon will follow Inuyasha's example and try to follow it back to me. The result should be fun indeed
Hey Yura! Gotta tell you, you look better in a Thong than He does!
-points to Naraku-
Naraku- -rolls over and looks up at IDK. He speaks quietly and ominously- I would strongly advise you to keep your opinions to yourself.
-casts a spell on IDK that both shrinks his head and expands something else.-
IDontKnow- -finds himself wearing only a bright pink Speedo, made of Lycra-Spandex-
That should give the girls something to be frightened of!
-but the Law of Unintended Consequences is still in force, because IDK is soon at the head of a veritable ARMY of cortices-
-sticks out tongue at Naraku- Good triumph's again over the force of E V I L! -once again sounding like a chipmunk-
Naraku- We will see, -goes back to sleep-
TwilightDragon- -after 40 days and 40 nights, twilight still hasn't found any source of any master-
Screw this.
-destroys bug-
Bug- -destroyed-
TwilightDragon- -sees a girl walk by-
Hello, have you've seen a freaky looking person?
Girl- You mean that ugly man? Yeah, at the beach.
TwilightDragon- -jumps like Inuyasha to the beach-
Faewillow- Oh, can't pass this up...
-crawls into her Bermuda pocket and approaches the back of the growing crowd of young fems around IDK-
-Begins talking animatedly to several of them, motioning to a wreath of flowers and a bunch of brightly colored ribbons-
-More of the crowd starts to listen to faewillow-
-within the group, the words "mayday" and "Morris dance" can be heard-
-Under Faewillow's instruction, the corruptible youth of the beach converge on IDK with the ritual instruments-
TwilightDragon- -destroys everyone in the beach except the gross Naraku, IDK, and fae-
-falls asleep cause used up too much energy-
Inuyasha- -guards Tetsusaiga, and Twilight in the process-
IDontKnow- You are not in Bermuda, I booby trapped Fae's pocket
-Takes out a portable time machine and winds it back to the day IDK landed by himself on da beach-
Its three days ago and Naraku still looks awful in a thong!
Thanks CeeKari, the contents of that little box came in handy. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BERMUDA WITH NO DARK DRAGON
But you still have US to deal with!
Naraku, Kagura, Kanna and Yura- -start chasing IDK down the beach-
TwilightDragon- -finally wakes up
Inuyasha- Still want it?
TwilightDragon- Ya.
Inuyasha: Whatever. -disappears-
TwilightDragon- -Looks around to see no IDK in sight-
Where is that bd?
Faewillow- -digging through pockets, discovers new toy: a rapid growth cloning device-
-reads instructions: insert DNA sample to produce blank clone-
Blank?
-puts a piece from one of IDK's stray hairs into the device-
-several beeps and squeaks later a copy of IDK emerges from the device, dressed in the same clothing as IDK, an starts wandering around aimlessly, looking at stuff.-
-under careful examination, the clone appears to have no memories or pre-formed personality traits-
Oh, that must be what it means by 'blank'
-giggling, faewillow produces about 37 other copies of IDK-
-drops a few copies through her pocket into Bermuda-
all right, Naraku & TD, take yer pick!
a small headset on a wire drops from the side of the cloning device. Instructions on it say: Clone Programming Tool-
Hmmm... this has possibilities...
-pulls out a few hairs-
-starts making faeprogrammed faeclones-
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TwilightDragon- Now, I shall destroy you! Yaaa...a.a.a.a...
-falls asleep again snore-
faewillow- Asleep? Really?!?
-grins maniacally-
-giggles maniacally & wrings hands like the Grinch-
-puts sword in a safe place-
-pulls indestructible faerie rope from her pocket-
-hogties TwilightDragon-
-searches pocket for more faerie dust-
-Maniacal giggle turns to Maniacal laughter-
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
-sprinkles faerie dust on TwilightDragon while quietly chanting-
-sneezes-
TwilightDragon- -turns into a just-weaned beagle puppy-
Faewillow- Dmn... he was supposed to turn into a BAGEL, not a BEAGLE!!!!
-fashions faerie rope into a leash with a tiny collar & puts it on the puppy-
Well, this will have to do, I guess...
TwilightDragon- -still asleep-
-still asleep-
Subconscious- WAKE UP!!!
TwilightDragon-Still asleep-
Subconscious- $#& this...
IDontKnow- I have a problem here as I was running away from the fearsome foursome some time ago I met myself down at the end of the beach...then I met myself at a concession stand, then I met myself at the penny arcade and the souvenir shop (where I bought a nice little stuffed Naraku voodoo doll complete with pins for $29.95 plus tax. On top of being confused by meeting so many mes, as I am coming out of the shop, the cutest little Bagel puppy you ever saw peed on my leg! I picked up the dog, and held him real close to a sign that said NO DOGS ALLOWED ON THE BEACH and gave him a good swift kick in the rear!
And Fae, one of the other yous I met was doing really weird things with one of the other me's I met!
Oh by the way, where do things go when they pass through your pocket and we are already IN Bermuda...that dog I kicked made a perfect hole-in-one right into your pocket!
STOP THAT FAE! IDK KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gee, I did not know I was that obnoxious, and I didn't know I could do things like that --
Hmmmm!
Faewillow- -where things go... Twilight Beagle falls on FaeClone's head-
does that answer your question?
Faewillow- -Tacks disclaimer up-
-Disclaimer says: Genetic donor not to be held responsible for actions of Clones-
-dusts hands together-
-digging around in pockets of holding-
-finds a huge supply of water "grenade" balloons-
Cool!!!
-begins filling balloons-
-begins handing balloons out to FaeClones-
-points out Twilight Beagle & IDK-
Sick 'em, girls!
-99 FaeClones attack the beach with a huge supply of water balloons!-
Muahahahahaha!!!!!
IDontKnow- (April 2)TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
ITS EASY TO SEE I'M MUCH CLOSER TO DEATH NOW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME -AFTER SINGING THIS SONG, IDK DEPARTS THE FORUM TO CELEBRATE-
