SakuraSango- -holds up a broken mallet- Darn hard head -throws it behind her-
-looks up 'n sees IDK being chased by a monster- O.o Yeeeaaah Riiiiight...
-shakes her head 'n looks across the beach-
Oh that's it...-grabs a camera 'n starts to flash pics at every thing-
I'm goin to have some proof for when I get back home...(for some reason every time I call them to tell how vacation's goin they talk about white rooms 'n special docs...)
-sees somethin glowing 'n notices that Faewillow's head is glowing-
Ummm IDK what did u do???
-after gettin no answer she looks 'n sees a cornered IDK sucking his thumb 'n crying- -sighs-
-.-
-goes over with her plunger 'n whacks the monster thing-
Band- -playing Ballroom Blitz-
with each flash of SakuraSango's camera, new mutations take place in the surrounding clones
Plunger- -hits IDK's monster on the nose-
Monster- -eyes get really big, then he sits down beside IDK and begins to sob piteously (and loudly), dropping huge, quart-sized teardrops on IDK's head-
IDontKnow's frolicking follicles- -begin to dance the Macarena-
( a whistling sound comes from the black hole )
Faewillow- O.O
Can't let this sit around... some one could get hurt...
-picks up still tiny black hole & puts it in a mason jar containing several other time and space anomalies. Jar is labeled Keep Out Of Reach of Mundanes (non-magical beings)-
Whew... that's better.
-stuffs jar in non-portal pocket-
-looks around at the surrounding chaos-
Why does this happen everywhere I go?
-removes vial lid-
-more muttering-
-brightly colored FaeGlow expands outward, filling the area, and some of the mutations begin to reverse as the faerie dust flies back into the empty vial-
-As the glow dies down, most things appear to have returned to normal, (except for the huge, sobbing monster in the corner with IDK and his now quiet hair-
( Suddenly, two really small, winged humanoid creatures arrive )
Creature 1- -looks around and produces a badge too small for anyone to read-
Creature 2- -tiny, high voice- All right, who is responsible for all of this?"
Faewillow- -hides vial of faerie dust behind her back-
-pointing to Naraku, being dragged off by the police-
That guy did it!!!
IDontKnow- -drowning in the tears of the monster-
-begins to sob and sing POOR, POOR, PITTIFUL ME-
-Head pounding unmercifully, IDK remembers that MUNDANES was a slang term for non-telepaths on Babylon 5-
SakuraSango did TRY to save me, but she became too concerned for her own proof of sanity to worry about me and started taking pictures -sob- in real life who could make stuff like this up?
-looks at the crying monster- you and I are in the same boat kid.
-One of the small winged creatures flies over to IDK and asks if the creature on the floor is indeed Naraku-
Yes, he is uh, officer.
Creature 2- Yeah, that's right, officer. Joe Friday by name, and I just want the fax.
IDontKnow- -mistakenly understanding what the little guy said, IDK points to the office and says that there might be a fax in there-
Creature 2- -The small, winged, humanoid creature immediately arrests IDK and claps him in irons for making fun of his name and misleading an official inquiry.
IDontKnow- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Faewillow- -sigh-
You guys, that isn't Naraku!
-directs the little officers to the demon, still in the custody of the local authorities-
THAT is Naraku.
By the way, remind me again, what is your jurisdiction? And what is the charge, anyway?
Creature 1- We are the Physics Police, ma'am.
Creature 2- Several physics and time statutes have been violated here, along with apparent use of faerie dust by unlicensed carriers.
Faewillow- O.O
Oh... well, that's yer guy.
-quietly unlocking IDK's bonds and shuffling him behind the band-
Band- -playing I Shot The Sheriff-
Faewillow- Yup, everything here is Naraku's doing. Definitely.
-watches as Naraku is stuffed into the physics paddy wagon, next to Captain Kirk from Star Trek, and his engineer, Scotty, who is muttering under his breath, "I told him. Time and again I told the cap'n, ye canna change the laws of physics..."
Naraku- Shut up. -snarls as the door slams beside him and the physics police drive their tiny wagon through a wormhole to who knows where
Faewillow- U Whew!
-putting away Faerie dust license-
Glad I didn't have to show that... the picture on it is terrible!
FaeClone # 45- -approaches and asks Faewillow- Can you fix my tag? It's stuck to the back of my bikini.
Faewillow- Straightening tag-
What does this say?
Expires 04/24/2004
Expires... expires? Oh, crap!
Well... guess nothing lasts forever
-sits down on the beach-
IDontKnow- -wonders what the combination of Faerie Dust, time distortions, and the bending if not the breaking of several of the laws of Physics has done to the outside world. Suddenly the band strikes up the theme from 2001 A Space Odyssey-
( In walks a two headed Albert Einstein wearing an aloha shirt with a whoopie cushion strapped to his butt )
Head 1- "Ov ahl da zdupid qweshtions in da vorld.
Head 2- "Ja. He doesn't really vant to know.
IDontKnow- -gasps- I want my mommy -sucks his thumb- I don't think I want to go back home now.
( suddenly the monster licks IDK on the head, and looks pathetic )
IDontKnow- what's wrong?
Monster- -whines like a beagle
IDontKnow- Hey, somebody forgot to water the Tyrannosaurus this morning!
-wonders if he should give the monster water to drink or sprinkle the plant with it-
And to think all I wanted was a woman to boil
SakuraSango- Yeah well I guess we can own Bermuda now...I mean with bikini clad
Naraku's, t-rex's, clones, 'n plant clone monsters who's gonna want to
come...
FaeClone #91- -waters the plant monster-
( all of the clones gather together around the band, which is playing Pump Up The Volume. A huge clone party begins )
The band- -now including a couple of IDKClones & two of those plant thingies, continues on with Look at Little Sister followed by Brick House, Walk This Way, and a bunch of other songs-
( Suddenly one of the two heads of Albert Einstein whispers in the ear of FaeClone 501 and the band strikes up Three Dog Night's MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME )
Einstein heads- Did I tell you dat u kood requvest a zong? Said the other head. No.
you didn't, but I love dat zong! Vell, I didn't tell you that you could requvest it.
-Einstein storms off in heated debate with himself-
IDontKnow- -now doing a modified version of the Brooklyn Stomp (think the Charlston on Prozac) suddenly stops-
Why is the Tyrannobeagle plant growing exponentially in size?
( As the party begins to wind down, the band plays Free Bird. )
FaeClone #999- -reaches into the Pocket of Holding and pulls out a door sized mirror-
FC#101- We have to go. We've reached our expiration date.
FC#18- Don't worry... we'll be just on the other side...
Faewillow- What about the Tyrannobeagle?
One of the less mutated Narakus Amarylis Sessyura Rosaceae Clones- Just water it.
-then proceeds to dump a huge bucket of water on the beast, which shrinks back to its normal size-
Faewillow- What? Where are you going?! What would happen if you just stayed?
FC#666- -coming down off the stage- bad things, mom.
( All of the clones walk into the mirror, one at a time, as if the glass were liquid. )
Faewillow- O.O
WAIT!
-Chasing after the last clone, bumps into mirror surface & bounces back onto the beach-
-Watches reflection, actually FC#501, waving goodbye-
TT
The mirror- -says- Don't forget to tape Inuyasha tonight!!!
Faewillow- ... oh yeah, gotta program my VCR...
Puts Mirror back in pocket of holding
Pulls out Faerie dust for one last use
Anyone wanna fly back with me?
The 2-headed Einstein- -wanders through, still arguing about the song.-
"What happened to ze band?" The request head asks.
"Who cares?" answers the other head. Einstein climbs up onto the stage and begins playing the drums-
Naraku- -wanders by in his thong-
Faewillow- HEY! What are you doing here? The Physics Police arrested you!!
Naraku- Oh, That was just one of my clones... hope he made it to a mirror...
-Naraku grins madly, climbs up onto the stage, and begins playing the guitar. The guitar completely hides his thong. This looks worse than being able to see it.-
Faewillow- That's it... I'm going home.
-Sprinkles IDK with faerie dust-
You're in charge of return flight now...
-Sprinkles self and flies back to Ohio to prepare VCR for tonight-
IDontKnow- -before departing IDK, tear in his eye, picks up SakuraSango's Malicious Mallet, now broken, and sticks its head in his carryall bag.-
Gotta have a souvenir of the trip!
Should we try to return Bermuda to normal before we leave Fae? Or should we leave it like it is?
The Tyrannobeagle- whines and begs and pleads to come along-
IDontKnow- -pats the beast on the head, eyes tearing up again-
You can't come back to the real world with me. This is your place and your time, but Albert and Albert will take good care of you. -IDK sobs-
-Then busts out laughing- The tourists who come to this place from now on are in for a Big Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SakuraSango- -grabs her camera- 1 last pic before I leave...
( everyone that's left gathers together )
SakuraSango- Well I guess Bermuda will never be the same again...gotta get home 'n drink tons 'n tons of soda so can stay up 'n see IY...
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Well, hope everyone liked our little story... we'll probably go nuts like this again the next time Cartoon Network pulls our favorite show... oh, well. Whaddaya expect from a bunch of Anime nerds (or geeks - which are we?)
By the way, the Tyrannobeagle has, of late, been constantly asking to be fed by some guy named Seymore. Anyone out there know a Seymore?
-faewillow
Anyways here's the end. Now remember if your ever in Bermuda don't wear thongs (if you're a man or demon), never use flash photography on the clones and please, please water the exotic plants. Till next time...........
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Please review if you feel like it or not. It doesn't matter to me. I just put this up so that everyone could see our wacky story...
