Disclaimer: I don't own Sly Cooper, naturally. I am not affiliated with Sucker Punch or Sony. There. I think you get the picture now!

(Onto the No-Name poem!)


Moonlit tangos recently

Became my specialty

All eyes are on me

As I glide across the rooftops

Loot attached to my back

Cane gripped tight

Sirens blaring behind and

Blue lights flashing in my eyes

As I make my finish move

For most of my audience

One fan cannot seem to get enough of me

The detective, her face determined

To catch me just this once

I'm sorry to say

I must decline her

Invitation to dance

Just a kiss is all

Don't worry, Ms. Fox

My lips are sealed

Time for my bow

Tipping my hat

Jumping high

Doing a spin and landing

On the lamp

Nighttime blankets me and

Darkness cloaks me as I

Disappear into the night


(Authoress's notes)

I can't believe this started out as a poem for SCHOOL. After I first wrote it, I realized how Sly Cooper-ish it was, so after fixing a few lines and adding some stuff...Ta-da! And I read the original version OUT LOUD in front of my LA class at school...Yeah, I think I left them scratching their heads since they don't know ANYTHING about Sly Cooper... I'll shut up now.

Thanks for reading!

Shady