Disclaimer: I do not own any Inu-yasha characters.
I am writing another chapter even though nobody asked me to. Am I really that bad of a writer?
NOT an ode to kikyo
Chapter 2
Ways to torture the witch
Me: In the last chappie, kikyo dies and the world was a happier place. D However, here are more ways to hurt her in song, of course.
Sung to tune of Mary had a little lamb
Verse 1
Let's wack her with a big fat stick, a big fat stick, a big fat stick. Let's wack her with a big fat stick, oh what a happy day!
Verse 2
Spray toothpaste in her eye, in her eye, in her eye! Let's spray toothpaste in her eye, oh what a joyful day!
Verse 3
Let's kick her in the balls, in the balls, in the balls! Let's kick her where it counts, oh what a gleeful day!
Me: Poor Kagome, for being her reincarnation. Let's have a moment of silence for poor Kagome. everyone bows head for moment of silence
kikyo: WHAT? KAGOME SHOULD BE PROUD OF BEING MY REINCARNATION! pause AND I DO NOT HAVE BALLS!
me: Yeah, whatever. kicks her in the balls
kikyo: passes out from extreme pain
me: Now that that's over, let us continue in our merry making.
Verse 4
Let's push kikyo off a cliff, off a cliff, off a cliff! Let's push kikyo off a cliff, oh what fun we'll have!
Verse 5
Shall we burn her at the stake, at the stake, at the stake? Yes, we'll burn her at the stake, oh happy joy, joy!
I hope you enjoyed that chappie, I had fun writing it! - And don't forget to review, my wonderful readers!
-I am Inu-Chan
If you have to ask, kikyo's name is never capitalize in this piece because she is a stupid pig!
