Disclaimer: I do not own any Inu-yasha characters.

I am writing another chapter even though nobody asked me to. Am I really that bad of a writer?


NOT an ode to kikyo

Chapter 2

Ways to torture the witch

Me: In the last chappie, kikyo dies and the world was a happier place. D However, here are more ways to hurt her in song, of course.

Sung to tune of Mary had a little lamb

Verse 1

Let's wack her with a big fat stick, a big fat stick, a big fat stick. Let's wack her with a big fat stick, oh what a happy day!

Verse 2

Spray toothpaste in her eye, in her eye, in her eye! Let's spray toothpaste in her eye, oh what a joyful day!

Verse 3

Let's kick her in the balls, in the balls, in the balls! Let's kick her where it counts, oh what a gleeful day!


Me: Poor Kagome, for being her reincarnation. Let's have a moment of silence for poor Kagome. everyone bows head for moment of silence

kikyo: WHAT? KAGOME SHOULD BE PROUD OF BEING MY REINCARNATION! pause AND I DO NOT HAVE BALLS!

me: Yeah, whatever. kicks her in the balls

kikyo: passes out from extreme pain

me: Now that that's over, let us continue in our merry making.


Verse 4

Let's push kikyo off a cliff, off a cliff, off a cliff! Let's push kikyo off a cliff, oh what fun we'll have!

Verse 5

Shall we burn her at the stake, at the stake, at the stake? Yes, we'll burn her at the stake, oh happy joy, joy!

I hope you enjoyed that chappie, I had fun writing it! - And don't forget to review, my wonderful readers!

-I am Inu-Chan

If you have to ask, kikyo's name is never capitalize in this piece because she is a stupid pig!