Disclaimer: Um...not mine.
A/N: Hiya! Everyone, I want you to meet my Purple Monkey aka Bonzi Buddy!
Purple Monkey AKA Boniz Buddy: Hello!
A/N: Anyway, a few things. Don't worry about Falco's fear since hes not gonna die o.O. Also C is NOT CRAZY HAND!!!!!!!! And it's somone who I bet you would never guess, since it's not a Smasher either!!! But he/she does have a giant hand!
Vessel Tally:
Mewtwo still Leads
Yoshi is gaining
Mr. G&M only have one vote.
A/N: Enjoy this bad chapter.
Fear Itself
Chapter 10- A Ray of Hope?
---Link's room-
(A/N: Yes the moment you've all been waiting for. Who is C!?)
"It was..." Link started.
"Yeah?!" Pikachi almosted yelled.
"Mag Launcher."
Pikachu said with wide eyes. "Mag Launcher?! Isn't he from one of those forgotten games?" Pikachu asked. Link nodded and picked up a book called, "Games that were not good enough to make it into SSB(M) and you." and tossed it to Pikachu. He opened it and came to a picture of a small boy with red spiky hair and goggles. He wore a white vest over a brown shirit and had brown pants with brown shoes and red gloves. His eyes were a deep blue. All in all, he looked like a mini-roy...if you take away the giant box he wore on his back. "What's that?" He asked, pointing to the box."
"Well, I never played the game myself, but I think it's called a Cyframe." Link told the Pokemon. "You wanna see something weird, turn the page to see what his Cyframe looks like." Pikachu did just that and saw what was inside the box.
A giant, white hand.
(A/N: AHAHAHAA! I TOLD YOU WASN'T CRAZY HAND! Just go search, "Evolution Worlds" if you wanna see a picture of Mag.)
---Master and Crazy Hand's room---
"Hello?"
"Arina?"
"...NO! STOP CALLING ME!" Click.
Bowser sighed and gave the phone back to DK. "I think we've tried that one already..." Bowser muttered.
Fox flipped through Master and Crazy hand's phone book a few more times for any numbers that had 82. "Try this one. 824-3090." He told DK.
DK punched in the numbers and the voice of a robot came up. "Hello, you have reach, "SLA, Squrriel Lovers Anonymous Hot Line."
"Arina? Is that you? HELLO!!!!!"
"Hello Number 520395." Came the voices of what sounded like soul-less people.
"Let us being the first step to recovery." Said a man. "I am number 1928, and I love squrriels." The sound of clapping was heard over the phone as DK hung up.
"Was that her?" Asked Kirby.
"If Arina is a squrriel, then yes..." DK Answered.
But then, a new sound was heard...the sound of someone crying. "Who is that?" Asked Luigi. They peered into the living room (Master and Crazy Room over looks the living room) and saw Mario weeping over the dead body of what once was Peach.
---Outside the Smasher's house---
Newscrew, police and just random bystanders were running here and there in attempts to enter the Smasher's home. But to no avail, if anything, person OR machine, came too close it was sucked into a vortex and destoryed miles away. "It's useless..." Moaned a Police Officer. "We just can not get in."
"I can get." Came the voice of a woman from behind. The Officer turned to the young lady. She had tan-ish skin, and long dark hair. She wore a robe that was white at the top but as it headed towards the ground, became full of astral signs and pictures of space. In her right hand she held a staff that was pure white, with designs of flowers and vines wrapping around the rod, leading up to a cross like top with a purple jewel in the center.
The lady pushed past the cop and news reporters and headed towards the house. "Who ever that lady is, she is brave." Said one reporter.
The woman entered the front yard as a black vortex appeared. She raised her staff and it gave off a brilliant blast of white light, causeing the vortex to disappear. She then placed the staff back at her side and countined walking to the door.
---Dark spooky place---
The dark figure was sleeping. After all his kills, his body was beging to be wore out. He has just about gotten into a peaceful state of mind when he felt a sharp pain in his gut. The cloaked figure stood up straight. "Wh- What the hell was that!" He exclaimed out loud, looking around the room as if someone had shot a gun.
"What was what, Master?" C, or rather, Mag, asked, standing off in the back of the room.
"My powers...They were defeated..." He paused, then growled. "She must be here! C! We must move into Phase Two, NOW!"
C took a step back. "Phase Two?! But...do you have enough power?"
The dark figure pushed past C and headed out. "I have no idea, but my powers have grown with that lastest kill." He said, disappearing.
---Living Room---
Mario sat there, over the dead body of his girlfriend. The others had tried to comfort him, but he refused any of it. After what seemed like ages, DK took Peach's body away from the sobbing Mario and the two headed towards the indoor garden. A few moments after they left, a knock was heard. All of the Smashers present turned and looked at the door with surpirse. "Wh-Who could that be!" Bowser asked.
The knock was heard again, then again. "Someone should go get it..." Fox said, pushing poor Jigglypuff forward.
"ME?!" She yelled, and got nods as replies. The puffball headed towards the door, but before she could reach it, it flew wide open and the form of a young woman was seen.
Jigglypuff let out a scream and past out on the floor. Kirby ran to his friends aid, and yelled at the figure. "Hey! Who are you!"
"My name is Arina."
---Computer Lab---
Falco yawned and stood up. He has been looking at these fears and phobias for atleast 4 hours and had no luck. He headed out into the hallway only to bump into...Dr. Mario!!! "Hey Doc, whats the hurry?" Asked Falco.
"Well, you see..." Dr. Mario took a moment to explain everything, about the notes, the two killers, the TV turning on (All TV's in the house turned on).
"Oh I see." Falco said, not at all understanding. "So why are you guys in a hurry?"
"It's true! There are two killers!" Captain Falcon stated. "He was able to use his tools or something and discovered that it was writting by two differnet people! I really don't know how thought..."
"Then what are we waiting for!" Falco said. "Let's go!"
TBC
A/N: Sorry about that ending...but if I tried to fit all this infomation in one chapter, It will turn into a very rushed chapter, even worse then how it is already. I hope you understand...Now I'm going to go get some soda (leaves).
Purple Monkey AKA Bonzi Buddy: (Very monotone voice) Hello there, lovely readers. I am Bonzi Buddy. I shall take over.
The Monotone Adventures of D-K
Once upon a time there was a monkey in the jungle. His name was Donkey Kong, but people called him D-K. One day he lost his ba-na-nas. "Oh-no!" Cried D-K. "I seemed to have misplaced my ba-na-nas!" So D-K rushed a-round the jungle, but to no avial. "My Ba-na-nas are gone!!" D-K cried. So rushed into the city to look for his ba-na-nas. He saw a young wo-man and asked, "Excuse me, little wo-man. I seem to have misplaced my ba-na-nas. Can you help me find them?" D-K knew that it sound-ed very weird to ask a random wo-man where his ba-na-nas were. So the wo-man slapped him and ran-away. "Wah!" D-K cried. "My ba-na-nas are lost! Woe is me!" So D-K returned to his house in the jungle and cried himself to sleep.
THE END
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Dragon's Return: (Walks in) ......
Purple Monkey: Hello friend! It says Hug cure Cancer. (Hugs Dragon's Return) You are now Cancer-free!
Dragon's Return: (Takes out a shot gun and shoots Purple Monkey)
