Disclaimer : I don't own Inuyasha or any songs that may appear in this
fic..

TJ: Heh I feel the need to update! Whoop Whoop!!! (love you reviewers! You
make writing fun!) Oh and the song in this chappy is called "Bi-Polar"

"Talking"
'Thinking'
(Lyrics)

Chapter 4 :

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(Wasted Away
Trapped In Their Maze
Gotta Get Out
My Punk Rock's Dirty
My Hip Hop's Clean
One Side Has Rust The Other Triple Beam
One Side Is Crazy Phat The Other's Pissed And Mean)

Kagome banged her head to the punk/hip hop song. Sango was jumping up and
down... Inuyasha and miroku on the other hand, were watching them.

'

(Half Of Me's Got Problems The Other Lives A Dream
Well
Im Bi Polar Im Confused
Split Personality I Dont Know Which To Chose
One Side Is Filthy Rich The Other Is Dirt Poor
Count Me Out A Thousand Times I Still Come Back For More)

"Um... Are you two done yet?" Inuyasha asked.

"NO!" Kag shouted over the noise.

"HEY KAG! FIRE UP THAT JOINT WILL YA!?" Sango yelled... Right into Miroku's
ear. "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! Sango my love! Why do you hurt me so?"

"Shove it perv!"

(We Barely Just Began But Already Your Done
Get Your Ass Up Off The Couch And Roll Another For Fun
Cause I Ain't Even Begun Barely Dented My Stash
Open Your Eyes And Grab A Pipe Or Else It's Time For You To Dash
Where You Gonna Go When It's Time To Dash
Grab Your Sack Don't Forget Your Cash
Life Moves Fast Gotta Chose Your Path
Live While You Live Cuz It Might Be Your Last
Watch Your Back It Might Be Over)

Kagome lit up a joint, hit it, and passed it to Sango.

"Ahhh" Sango let out a content sigh, Then coughed.

"Do (cough) You (cough) A (cough) hit?" Kagome asked between coughs.

"Naw, I'm not a smoker." Miroku said.

"I will... Life moves fast, Like a blunt it don't last." Inuyasha said
before he hit the joint.

(Sometimes I Feel Bi Polar
I Get Confused I Dont Know Where To Go
So I Stop.. Slow The Tempo
I Ain't Got Hours In My Day To Smoke With People Like You
Wastin' My Minutes Like A Cell Phone That You Merely Abuse
With Crooked Views At First I Questioned And These Unpaid Dues
Confuse Me Not No Second Guessin Session Veterans Never Lose
Grab Your Pipe Cuz You Look Confused
Rockin' The Mic With Your Unpaid Dues
Life's A Bitch We Win Or Lose
How Many People Don't Got A Clue
Dont Got A Clue Gotta Figure It Out
Im Not Through So Put It In Your Mouth
Eeh Haw Don't Feed The Donkeys Me And My Honkeys Smoke That Sonkey
Yer Done, Go To Bed, Pipe It, Bye)

Inuyasha hit the joint a few more times and by then he was super stoned.
"Oh shit.. Wha you do to meh?" Inuyasha asked.

"Oh um. Yea I think Yasha's stoned!" Kagome said, checking Yasha's eyes.
"Yep! They's blood shot!"

Miroku just sat and watched the spectacle in front of him. Sango was
dancing like a hippie and Inuyasha and Kagome were making weird faces at
each other and giggling like morons.

'And I asked my self why i don't do drugs.' Miroku thought with a sigh.

(Got Nothin
Got Nothing To Say
The Systems Full Of Sharks
The Water's Not That Deep
A Bunch Of Dirty Sharks Are Snapping At My Sleeve
Their Poisoning My Weed
I Think Im Gonna Bleed
And Now Im Gonna Jump
Well
Im Bi Polar Im Confused
Split Personality I Dont Know Which To Chose
One Side Is Filthy Rich The Other Is Dirt Poor
Count Me Out A Thousand Times I Still Come Back For More)

"Yasha.... Yer teeth... Are fangs... Can I touch em'?" Kagome asked.

"NOOOO! I MUST HAVE FOOD! MAKE ME RAMEN!" Inuyasha screamed.

"Hey... You're kinda cute, ya know?" Kag said.

"You're not so bad ya self... Nice rack by the way." He said, grabbing her
boob. Kagome just laughed. Meanwhile, Sango and Miroku were making out on
the love seat.

(Suburbs Surprise Open You Eyes And Get A Grip On Your Scene
Realize Your Life's Alive And Not A Fairytale Dream
Most Comfortable With Slow Flow Shows How I Like My Things
And Never Pass A Packed Bowl Unless You Know There's Some Green
Like Whoa Burning To The Floor
Im Feelin Faded Give Me Some More
Drank A Beer And Rolled A Spliff
I Do What I Do You Suck My Dick
If You Dont Like It I Dont Give A Fuck
I Just Took A Shit And I Just Threw Up
Blow It Out Your Butt And Out My Throat)

"Come on!" Kagome said, pulling Inu towards the kitchen. Once in the
kitchen, Kagome went for the Doritos and the Faygo Red Pop. Inuyasha went
for the stove top Ramen. They made their way back to the living room when
all of a sudden Miroku jumped on Yasha's back.

"AHHH! MY HAND IS HUGE!!" Miroku screamed.

"OI SAN! What the hell you do to my friend?!" Yasha yelled.

"Oh I just lit up a joint and let him hit it... A few times..." She
laughed.

(I Choke And Slow The Tempo
Going Going Gone Just Put It Out Of The Park
Another Win For Home Team Just Put The Bite With Our Bark
Just Brought Some Light To The Dark Another Dot Hit The Mark
You'll Never Get Your Bowl Burnin If You Don't Got The Spark
Pick It Back Up Cuz You Might Get Piped
Slow Your Roll Put Your Shoes On Tight
Smoke My Spliff You Might Get Done)

"Oh... Uh OK... MUNCHIES MUNCHIES MUNCHIES!" Kagome started chanting.

"Keh! You need to... You need to... I forget." Inuyasha said, dumbly. "Wha?
You don't forget shit when you stoned... I think." Kag answered.

"You've had WAYYYY to much weed man! I'm cutting you off! NEXT BLUNT IS MY
HIT!" Yasha yelled. "You think you're gonna stop me from blazin' my weed?"

"Yea!" He answered.

"How?" She asked him, leaning in closer...

"Like this." He said as he kissed her.

TJ: Im leaving it off there cuz it's 1:11 AM and Im sleepy! So R&R! THAT
MEANS READ AND REVIEW DAMMIT!
Inu: Do it!
Kag: Do wha?
Inu: Do it!
San: Review?
Miro: YOU CAN DO IT READERS! REVIEW HER FUCKING STORY!
TJ:Um.. YEA! Peace home slices Im out.