Okay... I have some sever doubts that I'll have any free time over the next few weeks so I'm going to be typing chapters in advance for a while. Mainly until I say that I have free time. I'm going to be somewhat free this week so I'll try to type every night. *snorts* Like that will happen..... But anyway.. I'm going to try and see if I can get about three or four chapters done starting with chapter 5.... Which while I type this, sits in my hard drive waiting to be saved to disk so it can be put on the living room comp to be uploaded... Hehehe... I'm cheap... Actually... I'm just lazy. I was sick today and didn't post it even though I had a full day to do it. Maybe I will tomorrow. Or later tonight depending on when I finish this... I should get typing if I want this done before I can't get on the web *so this needs to be done by 10:30*. I can do that!! But I got to get on a moving. And like always I won't be adding the thank yous until right before uploading. So they won't be a problem.... So I'll get on with this thing!!!

Okay… All my muses/voices are out tonight so I *finally* get some peace and quiet…. Unfortunately, little does Cait know but they were sent to her house…. Hehehehe.. Hope you feel better Cait!!! *evil laughter*

Speaking of you Cait, thanks very much for the review. Oh.. By the way… you got the flu from me… Hehehe… I had it before and then you got it.. Sorry.

Naw.. The show would be called "Why am I watching this??"

Hey Quill, didn't you think that the gnomes killed Miss Munkey a while ago?? You sly bastard.

I have those sentence fragments and unknown conversationalist for dramatic effect!! Naw… actually I'm just lazy… Or I think about who's talking but forget to actually say who is… Just a mind slip.. But since I knew how was talking it never occurs to me that others wouldn't.

The spell check thing…. Um.. Actually when I uploaded that chapter I did have a lot of time. I was borrowing the comp while Alana was on the phone, settling when she was going to go out to meet her friends. So I didn't have enough time to spell check….

If you want something to read I have a few things. *perverse smile*

Oh yes.. Tons of perversion!!! They are acting through my mind remember….

Pansy's a bitch.. But the blackmail is going to come in handy… But she won't be doing her job right so.. *secretive smile* maybe she'll be beat… And since Gena.. Oh wait… that's from this chapter.. Can't say that.

It was Ron arranging the flowers… Draco's the one that got them… Or am I just reading that sentence wrong.

You should be afraid of Gena.. She's the type of gal I'd like to be! Feared by all!! But still as gentle as a lamb.. But I didn't say that.. For the love of God I didn't say that!!

Lol.. It's from Zan's elfwood profile. I'll send the link. I love Zan. He's a great artist.

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/z/a/zan/zan.html

I love my endings!! I love them so much!! *huggels her endings*

Thanks Andrea!!! Aww.. I'm glad I made you smile!!! My day is complete!! Yea.. Stupid midterms… I don't want to fail though… I'm already doing bad enough…

What is Gena plotting.. You'll have to wait and see!!

What Ron has to do has to do with what Gena's plotting.. So I'm not saying anything here!!!

Hehehehehe….. That's what I wanted people to think!!! That's what you were supposed to think!! But unfortunately that's not what Ron has to do.

Yea.. A little too obvious… and it's not going to be obvious at all… *secretive smile*

Disclaimer: Refer to 1,2 or 5!!

Eyes of the Angel by Aloh Dark who is going to be very lazy in coming weeks *gets hit by math teacher* I mean will be studying hard for her math midterm. *gets glared at by Spanish teacher* And she'll be plotting ways to kill the Spanish language and her Spanish teacher.

Chapter 6: Spiderman

Gena smiled at Draco's retreating form. She didn't expect Ron to be such a romantic. Just by the way that Draco had reacted to flowers she knew that her plan was already destined to fail. But she didn't care about that. Her plan had been devised so that it would slow Ron down, but she saw that she realized that nothing was going to stand in his way.

She startled herself. When had she become so nice? Her very actions were nice. Even the attempted sabotage of Ron's quest had lead to a good result. This couldn't be good at all for her image.

"That's is so gross. Malfoy got flowers. Ew ew ew!! Who in their right mind could possible like that bugger?"

Hermione laughed. "Well Ginny, apparently someone."

Harry laughed as well. "I pity the poor fool. She must be out of her mind."

Ron looked up at them and laughed at both the conversation and irony of it. "Who knows. Maybe Malfoy's gay and that was from his boyfriend! He was talking about being in a relationship yesterday! Wouldn't that be great!" Ron's smile when from ear to ear at the irony of the conversation. "The Great Draco Malfoy, A Great Flaming Homo!! And since he's getting the flowers I'd say that he's on the bottom if you know what I mean!"

The four of them laughed. Ron loudest and most enthusiastic of all. Little did they know, Draco was gay and the one time they were together in that way he was on the bottom. They had no idea how true his words had been.

"It'd be even funnier if it was a Hufflepuff." Harry laughed.

"Hey! Don't insult the Hufflepuffs like that!" Ginny replied.

"I bet it's another Slytherin. What other stupid git would do such a thing." Ron laughed. The conversation was really too much for him and he had to excuse himself to leave.

He laughed while he walked through several hallways but eventually stopped. He was stopped by the memory of the look in Draco's eyes. How could he have laughed after seeing such a look as that. There was so much love in those eyes. But also a great deal of sadness. Ron knew as well as Draco that they could never be together. That their love ment nothing at all. Draco was on the opposite side of the war. And Ron came from the 'wrong side of the tracks' as the muggles would say.

Sadness and anger welled within Ron at the bleak out look of their love and he punched the wall in frustration.

"That's going to leave a mark you know."

Ron whirled. "I know." He said softly.

Draco stood staring for a moment before walking forward and hugging Ron. "That means a lot to me."

"What? The fact that I know my hands is going to be bruised?"

"No stupid. The card and flowers. They mean a lot to me."

"They're just a way for me to apologize."

Draco smiled into Ron's shoulder. "Then you're forgiven for now." They were silent for a moment. "What type of flowers were they?"

"Well the one in the middle was a Rose."

Draco laughed. "I knew what that one was. I mean what were the other ones?"

"Forget Me Not's."

"Forget Me Not's." Draco repeated softly. "They were very beautiful."

"Not so beautiful as you."

Draco pulled back with a mock glare. "I am not a woman! There for I am not beautiful. I am handsome."

Ron tilted his head sideways and looked at Draco for a moment before shaking his head a negative. "No. You are beautiful." Ron smiled. "Now let me go before some one sees us."

Draco grinned with lustful eyes.* "I have a better idea." he said as he dragged Ron into a nearby abandoned room.

"I thought you would never let me do anything?"

"I'm not. We're not doing anything except having a make out session. I wouldn't be cought dead having sex in a class room. Especially one this dirty."
Ron laughed as he cast a silencing spell. And Draco cast a privacy spell.

When they emerged they looked fairly disheveled and Draco was sporting a bruise on his jaw. They were also about to be late for class.

They ran to class without anyone seeing them. Draco told Ron to go to class and that he'd see him later. Ron convinced Draco that he needed to go to class. Ron walked in right as the bell rang.

"Nice of you to join us Mr. Weasley." Ron ran his hand through is hair. And Mr. Binns noted the nice black and blue color. "What happened to your hand?"

Ron flushed even darker than he already was. "I uh... I... um..."

"Never mind. Just take your seat."

A few minutes later in walked Draco. Looking as he always did, arrogant. But he also looked slightly pissed. An emotion brought forth by the blemish on his jaw.

"Mr. Malfoy, is there a reason you're late?"

"No." He sneered.

"Could it be the fact that you have a bruise on your left jaw?"

Draco unconsciously raised his hand to his jaw. "No. Nothing at all." He shot back.

"Funny. You have a bruise on your left jaw and Mr. Weasley has a bruise on his right fist. Do you think that's coincidental?"

"Yes, I do. I know for a fact that this isn't a bruise but a hicky. And it has nothing to do with Weasley. You can trust me on that." he sneered. "Weasley was probably stupid enough to punch a wall."

The half of the class that looked at Ron saw the noticeable redness in Ron's ears. They also saw them get even darker when the wall was mentioned.

"Take your seat Mr. Malfoy."
"Gladly." He said mockingly.

"How did you get that bruise on your hand?" Harry whispered to Ron who was pretending to fall asleep.

"Huh?"

"The bruise on your hand. How'd you get it?"

"I punched a wall."

"Really?"

"Yes. And Draco saw it so that's why he said what he did."

"Oh." Harry was silent for a minute as he took down the notes on the board. "Why'd you punch the wall?"

"Not telling. Now let me go to sleep."

"Okay. Night Ron."

Ron didn't fall asleep because every time he went to put his head down his chair would be kicked by the person sitting behind him.

Draco sat listening to Ron and Harry's conversation. He didn't know why he even bothered to come to this stupid class. He didn't know why he'd let Ron talk him into going. He knew everything he needed to know already and he was always bored out of his mind. He heard Ron say that he wanted sleep and he formed a plot to keep himself amused.

Every time Ron's head dropped, he kicked Ron's chair. After a few minutes of this he'd earned a glare. But that just caused Draco to smile. So he just kicked harder.

That went on through the whole class. Draco would kick Ron's chair and Ron would glare at him, so he'd kick harder. Draco found it greatly amusing even though Ron thought it was just plain annoying.

After the bell rung Draco went about packing slowly in order to see Ron storm out annoyed. Draco looked very pleased at this reaction and left soon after.

Professor Binns had watched the whole scene without any comment but after Draco left he sighed. "I swear that if they just got over their hatred they'd make the perfect couple."

As Harry and Ron walked to Transfiguration Ron said something in reference to their conversation at breakfast.

"You were right Ron. Draco is the submissive one! How else would he have gotten the hicky."

"I still think the person that likes him has something wrong in the head."

"They must. Why else would they do that with him?"

The boys were laughing as they meet up with Hermione but didn't say anything else on the subject. They instead talked about the letter.

"So did you talk to Gena?"

"Yea Hermione, I did."

"Well what did she say?" Prompted Harry.

"That I have to do something for her in return."

"What do you have to do?"

"Yea Ron. What do you have to do?"

Ron winked at them. "It's a secret. Only meant to be between the two of us."

Hermione looked sideways at Ron. "Did this have anything to do with the note last night?"

Ron smiled. Harry looked puzzled. "Maybe, maybe not."

Hermione smiled. She knew that to be a yes.

"What note?" Harry asked.

"Nothing Harry." Ron said as they entered their class. "Nothing at all."

As the Griffendor trio walked to lunch they passed Gena.

"Yo Ron. Get your ass back here."

Ron told Harry and Hermione to go on without him and to save him some food before following orders.

"Yes Gena?"

"Do you have that note?"

"Yea."

"Give it to me."

Ron searched his bag for a few moments before pulling out the crumpled letter. She held out her hand for it and he gave it to her. She read it silently for a moment.

"What does it say?"

"Something simple."

"What does it say."

"Go home, call for sweet water, wash thy hands.

She hath no tongue to call, nor hands to wash;

And so let's leave her to her silent walks.

An 'twere my case, I should go hang myself.

If thou hadst hands to help thee knit the cord.

Spiders have many hands to spare but one doesn't. Find the Hufflepuff that knows the one spider native to New York City that hasn't eight legs."

"What does that mean? A spider without eight legs?"

"Well they've got me. I have no idea about the spider thing. But I do know what the quote is from."

"Where?"

"Ask your book worm friend. Tell her it's from a Shakespearian play. If she doesn't know then you'll have to find out yourself."

"That's not very nice."

"Who ever accused me of being nice?" She snarled at Ron.

"No one."

"Scram!"

"But I didn't do what you asked. So why did you do this?"

"Because I figure that this is going to take time. Don't get me wrong, you still have to do it. It's just that now if you don't, I get to kick your ass."

"Oh."

"Yea. Now hit it before I hit you."

"Bye Gena! Thanks!" He called back as he ran down the hall to lunch.

"You know you're going soft?"

"Shut up pansy."

"I'm not Pansy!" Said Draco indignantly.

"I meant it as in the fairy way, not as in that bitch."

"I'm still not a pansy."

"Tell that to your boyfriend! I'm getting grub." She said angrily before walking away.

"Damn. What bug does she have up her but."

"So Ron, what'd Gena want?"

"She read me the letter."

"What did it say?" Hermione asked excitedly.

He looked at the sheet in his hands and gave a sound of surprise. It was in English. "This is what it says." He said as he handed in across the table to Hermione.

"A spider without eight legs? You've get me." Hermione said.

"What's the deal with the creepy lines before that?" Harry asked.

"I don't know. Gena said it was Shakespeare and that you might know, Hermione."

"I vaguely recall reading something with those lines in it."

Ginny looked up from her plate and read the passage. "I've read that before! It's from a play called Titus something. I can't remember the last part."

"How do you know that Ginny? Shakespeare was a muggle writer?"

She blushed. "Uh.. well... I read it on a web comic."

"How do you have the web?"

"One of my friends in Hufflepuff was muggle raised and her mom fixed her computer so that she could use it at school. And well it's still connected to the internet. So she's let me read some web comics that she reads."

"How do you get into the Hufflepuff dorms?" Harry asked. He didn't think you could get into other houses dorms.

"The computer is something called a laptop."

"OH." Said Harry and Hermione in unison and Ron just looked confused.

"Hey Ginny. Do you think that your friend knows someone that knows what type of spider that doesn't have eight legs?"

"I don't know. But I'll ask her."

"Thanks." Ron said before he started to talk to Harry about the upcoming Quidditch match. This left the two girls to talk to each other.

"Ginny?"

"Yes?"

"What web comic?"

"It's My Life In Blue."

"My Life In Blue." Hermione muttered to herself. "Is it drawn by a guy named Zan? And his message right now ends in 'Zan the drinkable'?"

"Yes! How'd you know?"

"Ginny! I didn't know you liked that kind of stuff."

"I love slash! It's the greatest!" (AN: ^.~)

Hermione laughed. "What other comics do you read?"

"Um... Arcana, For The Love of YAOI, and Boy Meets Boy."**

"Really? So do I!"

"Really?"

"WOW!! They both said in unison.

"Do you read Your Wings Are Mine?" Hermione asked.

"No. What's that?"

"Oh it's an online manga. You can get to it through Arcana. It's one of the buttons on the bottom of the page."

"I'll have to look at it."***

"You must!!"

"I will."

"Are you into any other slash fandoms?"

"Well there is this anime that I saw at my friends house over the summer. It's called Gundam Wing and I'm into that fandom right now. 1x2 and 2x5 are my favorite pairings."

"Have you read any fanfiction?"

"Yes. In fact I've read a lot. But my favorite has to be the Little Boy Blue series by Jade."****

"I don't think I've ever read that."

"It's at gwaddiction, and sadly I can't remember if it's at a .com or .net."

Hermione laughed. "I always get confused by .com and .net myself."

"Have you read anything from GWing?"

"Yes. Several stories by a little known authoress by the name of Aloh Dark (Thehehe...) and my favorite has to be the Confessor series^. I can't remember who that's by but it's also at gwaddiction."

The girls talked about the various stories they'd read all during lunch and Ginny promised to introduce Hermione to her friend Alyssa^^ before dinner.

The day went by relatively uneventful. Just a few minor things happened like Neville blew up his cauldron again and set the Charms room on fire. But nothing that wasn't normal. And soon enough it was dinner time.

Hermione walked with Ron and Harry to the Great Hall, eager to meet Ginny's friend. When they were descending the stairs Hermione noticed Ginny talking to a beautiful girl with black hair. Her hair shown with a reddish highlights. She was short, about 5'1, and nearly sickly pale. She was all curves and mysteries.^^^

"Hey Ginny!" She called when she was a few steps away.

"Hermione! Come here. I want you to meet someone!"

"Alyssa this is Hermione. Hermione this is Alyssa."

"Pleasure to meet you." Hermione said with a smile as she reached out her hand in greeting.

Alyssa merely looked at it and dismissed it with a wave of her hand. "It will not be such a pleasure once you finally get to know me." She said. Her voice held a slight American accent.

"Alyssa!" Ginny said in horror.

Alyssa smiled and started to laugh. "I'm sorry about that Hermione. I just wanted to get Gin to make that face! It's priceless!" She laughed.

Hermione looked unsure as to what to do as she said, "It's all right. No harm done."

"Damn. Don't I make great first impressions!" Alyssa said laughingly.

"I could kick you right know." Ginny said laughing too.

Hermione just stood off to the side looking confused and unsure of what to do.

"Gin said you needed information. About what? Wait first let's go inside. I'm so hungry I can eat a horse." Alyssa turned to walk inside. And that's when Hermione noticed the bag on her back. It was black with a blue dragon on it. The dragon didn't move.

They, Ginny and Hermione, followed Alyssa into the Great Hall and stopped next to her.

"Which table? My or yours?"

"Um. The Griffendor table has more empty seats. We'll sit there."

"Okay." The three sat down at the end of the table.

Alyssa did the strangest thing to the place in front of her. She moved everything away from her so she got a clear space. She then opened her book bag and pulled out a thin, gray, square object. She placed it the clear space and opened it up. It was her laptop.

With quick moving fingers she typed in her password and logged onto the web, and her AOL IM account. She typed hello to several people and them minimized the boxes. She opened up to her homepage, gwaddiction, and cleared the address bar. "What are we looking for?"

"Hold on. I'll get Ron." Hermione said. She got up and walked to the two boys. Talked to the for a minute and they both followed her to the waiting girls.

"We're looking for a spider native to New York City that doesn't have eight legs."

Alyssa looked at Ron like he was crazy and mumbled something along the lines of idiot. She typed in hotmail.com instead of searching.

Ginny looked at her confused. "Aly, aren't you going to search the spider for Ron?"

"Don't have ta."

"Really?" Asked Hermione.

"What is it?" Asked Ron.

Alyssa just continued to check her first of three e-mail accounts.

"Will you tell us?" Asked Ginny.

"Could you please tell us what type of spider it is?" Asked Harry.

She snorted as she opened her junk account. "That's simple. It's Spiderman."

"Who?" Asked Ron.
"Spiderman!" She looked at him like he was dense. She sighed and rolled her eyes. "It's a muggle thing."

"Okay." Ron said.

Alyssa opened up an e-mail and scrolled down a bit. "Read. I think this is for you."

"Congratulations! I didn't think you'd be able do find Alyssa so fast. But what else could I expect from you. I promise you this one won't be as easy. And it's something you have to do on your own. The next part of this jolly game will be delivered to you via an animal. When that animal comes is up to me. What that animal is will surprise you. Happy Waiting!!!"

"Who was this from?" Ron asked.

"No sender reply."

"What?"

"The sender is untraceable. I don't know who sent it. Since it was sent by magic and not through the net. Sorry I can't help you there."

"It's okay." Ron said. But he really wasn't to happy with the prospect of having to wait for the next letter. Ron sighed. He had a feeling that is game was going to get a lot tougher.

TBC!!!!!!!!!

*I've been saying 'Stop looking at -Blank- with those lustful eyes.' in the most inappropriate voice all week. Sam, Kara, and Pat (the only guy) are all about to kill me if I say it again.... it's really is amusing. I got Kara in trouble in math for saying to her 'Look at Mrs. ----!! She's a pedophile! She's been looking at us with those lustful eyes of hers all class!!' That of course got her to laugh hysterically causing the Mrs.---- to yell at her. It twas very funny....

** I read those comics!!! I love My Life In Blue! I wish it was updated more regularly!

I Love Arcana! Kelly's the best!! I love all the characters... well all except the girls.

I love For the Love of Yaoi!!! I wish it was updated!!!! This month had the first update since October!! I wish she updated more!!

I LOVE BOY MEETS BOY!!! BMB Rules!!! It's updated everyday!! But you become so addicted to it you'll check it twice a day!!

All of those sites come HIGHLY recommended!!!! Go read and worship them!!

*** Can't forget that one!! You really can get to it through Arcana!! Go read it know!!!

**** If you are a fan of 1x2 go read Jade's Little Boy Blue series!! It's a great read.

^ Another 1x2!! This one is really good! It's an AU and if I remember correctly it's based on Terry Goodkinds Sword for Truth novels.

^^ Alyssa is me real name.... And yes I believe that I would be in Hufflepuff and be the only one with a laptop because the internet is my sacred place!!

Listen to this!! This is my theory!! If you're below average and evil you go to Slytherin (doesn't apply to all Slytherins just a few choice ones that I won't mention). But if you're below average and good you go to Hufflepuff (doesn't aply to all Hufflepuffs just what the other houses think of them). So, thus. Me believing that I am below... WAY below average intellect and slightly more good than evil I believe that I would be in Hufflepuff. That is my theory!!

^^^ In real life I look nothing like that. Except the red highlights and sickly pale skin.... But I've been sick for a while so that's why I am pale. I just wish I looked like that.

Hehehe... I had a lot of stuff that needed explaining in this chappy.... and a lot of recommendations.

The sad thing about the part with me is that it's basically true. I would skip a meal to play on the web. And I would look at people like they're insane if they don't know who Spiderman is!!! Especially now that the movie has been out and on dvd and vhs and all....

But anywhoo... I liked this chappy. Once I started typing about slash I just had to do more. And then I made it a self insert and I just kept on typing. And now it's midnight. I started typing at 8:30.... Stupid need for substance..... Well now I'm going to bed. NIGHTS!!!!!