YEA!!! Twenty Chapters and still NO plot!!!!!

Please excuse the lack of proper beta-ing.. I am very tired and dead. Yes, very very dead. I think I'm rotting in fact.. Or that could just be the chlorine. I spent the night at Jen's with Cait. Then we went swimming this morning. I am learning how to fly. It hurts.. A lot.. And I am very tired now.. As soon as this is done it's off to Dream Land.

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Again, very tired.. And Lazy.. So there is an EXTREME lack of beta-ing.. Sorry..

Eyes of the Angel by Aloh Dark who is very tired and masticating...

Chapter 20: Guest Speakers

(*teasingly* Lami, just to let you know.. This is where the chapter starts. Just wanted to make that clear in case it wasn't.)

Ron ended up not being able to wake Draco up a few hours after he'd sung him to sleep. After fruitlessly trying for twenty minutes to rouse him, Ron gave up and decided to carry the sleeping boy back into the school. If worse came to worse, they both be dead come sunrise, but Ron highly doubted that would happen. It would be more like sunset, Dumbledore would surely give them a fair trial before a lynch mob got to them.

Ron hefted the boy onto his back in his best attempt at giving him a piggy back ride. By the time he reached the entrance doors Ron had worked up a sweat and was breathing hard. Draco may be slight in frame but when he slept he weighed a ton in dead weight.

"You, my friend, are not eating so many creampuffs anymore." Ron mutter angrily at Draco as he pulled open the door. Once inside he set Draco on the ground and caught his breath while thinking about what to do. With a sigh he realized that he'd have to take Draco to his dorms and leave him laying on the ground for someone to find.

Ron groaned as he put Draco back on his back and began making his trip towards the Slytherin common room. It wasn't until later when Ron realized he didn't know where Draco's common room was.

Cursing, Ron set Draco down. The blond boy was starting to wake up and Ron needed a break. He felt like he'd broke his back, and he realized that it was just as likely he'd pulled something. He recognized the hallway they were in but couldn't remember what its importance was.

He heard sounds coming from somewhere behind him moments before he tumbled backwards. He landed in an ungainly heap on the floor of the just opened chamber. When his eyes stopped spinning he recognized Gena's smiling face. He also recognized Snape's scowling one.

"Shit." Ron said as he sat up.

"Oh shit indeed." Gena said happily.

"Mr. Weasley, you better have a very good reason for being out of bed so late and wandering in halls so far from your own." Snape sneered. Ron saw on odd look in Snape's eyes. It looked like amusement but Ron doubted it was.

"I.. I.. I was.. That is.. You see... So..."

"Spit it out Weasley!"

"He was out with me and was just walking me back to the common room when we decided to stop for a moment since we'd gotten lost." Draco said in a voice husky from sleep.

Gena snorted. Snape looked at them with disdain. "You've been in Hogwarts for how many years and you still manage to get lost?"

"We got distracted a few times by," Draco paused for meaning. "More pressing engagements." Ron blushed and Gena snorted louder and sounded as if she was literally choking back laughter.

Snape glared coldly at Draco. Draco raised an eyebrow and his lips twitched from holding back laughter. Laughter he couldn't hold back when a small imp faced kitten sat itself on Snape's should and began to lick his ear.

Surprisingly Snape didn't react violently at all as Ron had expected. Snape gave them a disapproving frown before scooping the kitten off his shoulder and into a hat that was being held in his arms. When the kitten was put into the hat, four other kittens made their existence know by sticking their faces above the rim.

Ron snorted in disbelief and Draco laughed as he said "Bloody Hell." Snape glared at them and hugged the hat to his chest. He looked ridiculous holding the hat full of kittens that were trying to climb up him. He tried to intimidate Ron and Draco but the kittens just destroyed all intimidation factors.

"Well? Aren't you going to say anything? No biting insults? No nothing?" Gena laughed and who she was directing her questions to wasn't noticeable.

"If you have anything to say, say it now. This goes no further than this room." Snape said coldly as the kitten from before get back onto its seat on Snape's shoulder.

"N-N-No sir!" Draco said between laughter.

Snape looked at Ron with an upraised eyebrow. "Not a word." Ron said trying not to laugh now that he's gotten over his shock.

Snape looked at Gena expectantly. "What?" She asked.

"Nothing goes past this room, correct?"

"I gave you my word of honor when I birthed the damned things."

"Then the matter is settled." Snape said turning away from them.

"Professor?" Draco called.

"Yes?"

"May I have a kitten?" Draco asked.

"Yes. But not Imp. I've grown fond of him."

"Who's Imp?"

"The one on my shoulder."

"Oh. Okay." Draco looked at the cats in Snape's hat and pulled out one that was red and a silvery gray. "May I have this one?"

"Yes."

"Thank you Professor."

"You're welcome." Snape smiled for a brief moment then his faced hardened. "Now all of you get to your dorms before I take points away and assign detentions."

"Yes Professor." Gena said brightly for all of them.

Draco walked out first and was followed by Ron who was looked at the kitten in Draco's arms. While they were mutter about how cute he was and what they should name him, Gena turned back into the room.

"Good night Serverius." She said softly.

"Good night Gena." He said back with a smile.

She nodded and closed the door. "Well you two, or should I say three, we have to go to bed now. Don't want no trouble now, do we?"

"Yea. I should get back to my dorms. I'm not going to get a lot of sleep as it is, but I do want some."
"Good night." Gena said as she tactfully walked away from the pair.

"Good night Ron." Draco said as he leaned into to Ron.

"Night Draco." Ron whispered as their lips moved a hairs breath away. Ron would have kissed him then if it hadn't been for something biting his collar bone. "Mother Fa-" Ron said as he leaped back in surprise. Ron looked into Draco's arms and the little kitten sat there staring at him looking hurt.

"Aww Ron." Draco whined. "Alec only wanted to say goodbye."

"Alec?"

"Yea. Alec." Draco nodded to the kitten. "He only wanted to say goodbye."

"Oh.. Right..." Ron said. "Good night Alec. Night Draco."

"Good night Ron." Draco mutter before kissing Ron's cheek and turning away.

Ron sighed and started to walk back to his dorms while rubbing where Alec bit him.

Ron woke up that morning only wearing his boxers since he'd been too tired to change before he went to bed. He groaned as he got out of bed and walked to his chest. His dorm mates raised eyebrows at his lack of pj's but didn't say anything. None of them knew what time he'd gotten in or what he had been doing. And frankly, they didn't want to know. They all talked to each other excluding Ron until Semus noticed something amiss on Ron.

"Oy there." Semus laughed. "See you had good time last night."

"What are you talking about?" Ron asked.

Semus pointed at Ron's chest and everyone started to laugh as they saw what Semus had. Ron looked down and started to mutter curses.

"I'm guess it was a good night." Semus said again.

"That animal left a bruise!" Ron said angrily and oblivious to what he said sounded like. "I'm going to kill it!"

"Ron?" Neville asked trying to get Ron to notice he was speaking a loud.

"I don't care what he says, Alec is going to be drowned!" Ron said looking at Neville angrily. Ron wasn't a morning person and was even less of one when he doesn't get sleep.

"Wait! Ron! You can't kill people because they left a bruise on you when you two were-"
Dean cut himself off with a deep red blush.

"A person?" Ron asked bewildered.

"Yes. You can't kill this Alec fellow because he bit you."

Ron scared everyone when he broke out laughing. He smiled at them as he tried to calm down enough to talk. "Al.. Alec.. isn't a.. per-person! ...Alec is.. A CAT!!" Ron managed to say between laughter.

"What?!"

"Alec is a cat. Not a person. I was bit by a cat last night! I don't want to know what you were thinking!" Ron said with a huge smile as he pulled on his pants and under shirt. The other boys started to laugh as they realized their mistake and what they had been saying about a cat. It wasn't until then that Ron realized that Harry hadn't been in the room during the exchange.

That damped Ron's spirits a little. He wanted his best friend back. He hasn't been gone more than a day and already Ron was missing him. But he still pushed all sad thoughts out of his mind as he joked around with the rest of his dorm mates.

"Alright class. I have a special surprise for you today!" Hagrid said in a loud clear voice. Ron was standing against a the fence with Hermione smiling at Hagrid. Draco, Gena, Crabbe, and Goyle stood together across from Ron against another fence. Ron kept noticing the looks Draco was giving him and gave some of his own back. Everyone else in their class stood in front of where they were so the only people who would see what they were doing where the people standing next to them. In fact Gena had noticed and was silently laughing at them.

The class was afraid of what Hagrids 'surprise' was. Their last surprise had sent seven of them to the hospital wing. They waited in tense silence, ready at a moments notice to flee.

"An old friend of mine has come to talk to you. He's brought his nephew along so you can hear from both the teenage aspect and an older generation. I'll just go tell them they can come out." Hagrid walked to his hut and the class relaxed a little. They still weren't sure that they wouldn't be hurt but they relaxed a little.

When Hagrid walked out of his house he was followed by two demons. The older one walked next to Hagrid and the younger one walked behind them. "Class I'd like you to meet my friend Murdock and his nephew Diego."

Murdock nodded in greetings, his half-moon spectacles sliding a little down his snout. Murdock was a gray four-legged demon. He looked strong and powerful and had pale white scars running along his body. He had one skeletal, useless wing hanging to the side and a mangled stump where the other would have been. His teeth, claws and horns gleamed with deadly purpose. He held an aloof air around him and seemed to be trying not to curl his lips in a sneer.

Diego was standing next to him with his wings intact and useful. There were barely any scars on his dyed lime green hide and he had a tattoo on his front right shoulder. He had piercing in his ears and would have been a punk, had be been human. He smiled at them and winked at a few.

"Now. You can ask any questions you like of them and they'll answer." Hagrid said happily.

A Slytherin rudely called out "How'd you lose your wings?"

Murdock pierced him with his gaze. "That is none of your business."

"Aww. Come on Uncle Mur! Tell them!!" Diego said with a grin.

Murdock hid Diego in the back of his head. "Shut up! You're only here because your mother refused to let you go home."

Diego kept quiet as he sullenly rubbed the back of his head. That is, until he meet Gena's gaze. He smiled wolfishly at her and wagged his eyebrows. She smiled back at him and winked.

"Diego, how old are you?" She called out.

"About nineteen in human years."

"Do you have a special someone?"

"Not at the moment." Diego smiled.

Murdock saw that smile and groaned. He muttered something along the lines of "Not again."

"Oh really? I find that strange."

"Yea well. Not many people can handle me."

"Is that because you're a blubbering idiot?" Murdock said with venomous sweetness that Diego ignored. "Can we please stop this ridiculousness and actually talk about something of near intelligence?" Murdock said with barely concealed impatience.

"Can you do magic?" Some one called out.

"I have Magic!!" Diego yelled happily.

"No! Diego! NO!" Murdock yelled in alarm as Diego took a deep breath. But Murdock could do nothing to stop Diego as he let loose his breath. A giant steam of flames poured from Diego's mouth efficiently burning the people standing in front of him, including Harry.

"Er... Sorry." Diego said as Murdock used his ice breath to put the burning students out.

"How many time do I have to tell you NOT to do that!!!" Screamed Murdock.

"But Uncle Mur-" Diego cut himself off when Murdock gave him a wintering gaze.

"Now, does anyone have any questions?"

Everyone was silent. They'd known this was too good to be harmless.

"What do you for *fun*?" Gena asked Diego with a saucy grin.

"For *fun*?" Diego asked with a wink.

"Yes. For *fun*?"

"Oh I do many things. Four *hours* on end. I can have *fun* for hours and hours without any stopping."

"Really? Don't you get tired?"

"Never. I could go on for days."

"You seem like a fun guy. I'd like to have fun with you."

"I don't know, would you be able to last?"

"The question is, would you be able to?"

Murdock's eyes twitched as Gena winked at Diego. Half the class was revolted because they understood all the implications of Gena and Diego's exchange. The other half was scared because they knew what Gena and Diego were talking about. Ron was shocked by what Gena was near blatantly saying and turned on by what Draco was doing with his hands and mouth.

"I have any incredible amount of stamina."

"Well see about that." Gena said with a blatantly lewd wink and licked her lips.

"Oh yea." Diego said.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a yell sounded across the lawn from the castle. "HOW DO YOU DO IT???"

Diego grinned lewdly. "Well, you see first th-" Diego was shut up by Murdock jumping on his head.

"DON'T YOU SAY A WORD!!!" Murdock screamed at the pinned Diego.

The class was saved from further life scaring events by the bell. Diego managed to get his snout out from under his uncle and yelled "Gena call me!!!"

"Oh I will!! Don't worry!! I will!!" Gena yelled back at him as she was pulled across the lawn by Crabbe and Goyle.

When they had reached the doors they finally let Gena go.

"You know he and I could do it." Gena said a-matter-of-fact-ly.

"I don't want to know." Draco said as he 'accidentally' bumped into Ron and touched his butt. Ron yelped and spun at the touch. "Watch where you're walking Weasel. I don't want to have to burn my robes."

Ron started at Draco for a second before kneeing him in his stomach. Ron pulled Draco's head to his face so he could whisper in Draco's ear. "You're cat gave me a bruise so I had to do something back." Then in a much lower whisper. "Midnight stars." Ron let go of Draco and took a step back.

Draco glared at him but gave Ron a barely noticeable nod. Then as Ron started to turn away Draco tackled him. Draco straddled Ron's hips and pulled him by his robes up to Draco's face. "I'd worry about me." He whispered. "I'll leave a lot more marks then one on your collar." He let go of Ron's robes and got up. Ron's head contacted painfully with the floor but he managed to fight off the stars.

"Ron are you okay?" Hermione asked sitting beside Ron on the floor, ignoring the crowd that stood around them.

"Yea."

"What was that about?" Hermione asked, forgetting where she was. "I thought that you said tha-"

"Hermione! I'm fine." Ron said giving her a 'shut up before you spill it' look. "It's just the same Weasley-Malfoy hatred that we've had for years. Nothing else."

"Oh." Hermione said, embarrassed that she nearly thoughtlessly told Ron and Draco's secret.

"Come on now Hermione. Let's go to D.A.D.A."

"Okay." Hermione said as they stood up.

When Hermione and Ron got to class the only seats left open were at the same table with Draco and Gena. Gena turned around and smiled at them. She gestured to the remaining open seats with her hand. Hermione walked with sturdy steps to the seat to the right of Gena and Ron to the one to the right of Hermione.

None of the class noticed the seating arrangement since their attention was focused on the two strange creatures on the teachers desk. One was about eight inches tall and was looking decidedly uncomfortable. The other was about six inches and held an air of confidence that radiated off of him.

"Class, I would like you to meet our two guest speakers. They are Death Fairies from a country called Quixotia. This is Prince Regent Zillious Haze." She said pointing to the taller of the two.

"Pleaze call me Zill." Zill said with a thick french-russian accent.

"And this is Mr. Atticus."

"Hello." Atticus said with a slight bow.

"They are here to talk to you about their life. You may ask them any questions you like."

"If you're royalty, why are you here?" A Griffindor asked Zill.

(I can't write accents so please bear with me!)

"Vell you zee. My zizter haz been trying to kill me zo, Atti haz brought me here." Zill said, his nervousness making his accent make his words barely recognizable. Not a single person in the class knew what Zill had said.

"Umm," Atticus said. "Perhaps I should answer all the question."

"Oki." Zill, happy to let someone else do the talking.

"What type of magic do you have?" Hermione asked.

Atticus smiled. "I'm a dark mage. A necromancer."

"And that is?" A slytherin asked.

"Well, basically I use dark magic's and the sort."

"Why don't you have an accent?"

"I was exiled from Quixotia so I studied in another country. I lost my accent when I was there."

"Why were you exiled?"
"Well.. Ah.. There was an incident with one of my professors."

"And that was?"

"I'd rather not mention... Let's just say what we were doing was frowned upon and I got exiled for it."

"What happened to him?"

"They disemboweled him and then tore him apart limb from limb." Atticus said calmly.

Zill shuddered. "Could ve pleaze not talk about zat?"

"Alright, any other questions?"

The questions and answers went along from then more smoothly then the Care of magical creatures did. That is, Gena asked a question.

"I've heard that Death Fae are aren't anatomically correct. So how do you have children?"

"Well that's a simple answer. Death Fae are made by the combination of the parents magic. So anyone can have a child. In fact it is possible for two males to have children but that isn't very common."

"Why?"

"Because the prejudice against gays in Quixotia is worse then anywhere else in the world." Atticus said with belayed anger.

"Is that why you were exiled?" Gena asked.

"Yes."

All of the sudden, the same voice from before rang through the corridors and into the D.A.D.A room. Only this time it had a different question. "HOW DO DEATH FAIRIES HAVE SEX??"

Atticus brightened. "Well you see first..."Atticus started into a lengthy speech on the mechanics of Death Fae sex.

Atticus' speech was interrupted soon after though when a nightmarish, drunk Card Guard jumped through the window. He ran over the Neville and punched him off his chair.

"'OW DARE YA SIT ON EMILY!!" He screamed. "Come on Emily. I'll take you home and treat you right." He said stroking the chair. He then hefted the chair over his shoulder and jumped back out the window.

Everyone stared at where the card guard left with the chair in shocked silence until the bell rang, signaling the end of class. Everyone hurried up and packed so they could leave the room before something else happened.

"Aww... He interrupted me.. I wanted to speak." Atticus pouted.

"Iz oki Atti. You can zpeak to me." Zill said.

Was the last things anyone heard as they all raced out of the room.

TBC!!

Thanks to SafetyMunkey for letting me bastardize her characters!!! If you want to see a pics of Zill, Atti, Nine (the card guard), and Mur go visit her Elfwood account at . Sadly she has no pictures of Emily or Diego. And you can also visit her fp.com account at .