Come find me
Chapter 11
Author: egg-n-head
Summary: Harry is in a state of depression. Will a potion gone wrong and a whole new adventure bring him back to be the fun loving self he once was?
The minutes ticked on. They waited in silence listening to the movement outside the compartment door. Then they heard a soft squeaking sound of wheels turning under a lot of pressure.
"okay, the trolley ladies here. Ginny you go outside and buy 4 chocolate frogs, and remember don't let her see inside" said Hermione taking charge again. Her tone was serious but her face was lit up in excitement. She gave Ron a peck on the lips and hugged him tightly.
Ginny came back inside with the frogs and put them on the window sill in between the hair mousse and pink nail polish. The butterflies in her stomach wouldn't hold still.
"Okay Harry, go get the bstrd and Ron go get his trunk." Hermione pushed Ron out the door and had to assume that Harry was already out before she shut the door and went back to her books.
Harry followed the trolley lady hoping that she would lead him to Malfoy. Sure enough after watching 5 compartments take their share of lollies the trolley lady stopped outside the door that was filled with obnoxious laughter. As she opened the door Harry slipped inside.
It was quite boring actually watching Crabbe and Goyle pile food off the trolley. They had ordered enough food to feed a third world country for 5 months and they were stuffing it down their throats like this was their last meal.
'no wonder they're so fat' thought Harry. 'they're just like Dudley.'
When the trolley lady left Harry took out a handkerchief from his packet that smelt horrible. 'USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION' it read and underneath that was wWw the sign of the weasley's. Harry smirked this little beauty had made all their plans seem perfect and under every experiment with it, it worked perfect, just the way he wanted.
While Crabbe and Goyle were stuffing their faces Harry came around behind Malfoy and placed the hanky over his mouth and nose so that he would breathe in the fumes radiating off it. Harry felt Malfoy go instantly limp in his arms. Harry was a bit uncomfortable from this man to man contact but he knew it would be well worth it. He then took some rope out from under his shirt and tied Malfoy to him so that Harry could make Malfoy do whatever harry wanted, just like a puppet.
Crabbe turned around after hearing Malfoy get up. All around his mouth were pumpkin pasty crumbs. He cocked his head to the side and asked "you right?" with his mouth full of food.
Harry put on a great impression of Malfoy's voice, obnoxious and cruel, and said "fine you idiot, I'm just going to the toilet. Mind your own damn business"
Crabbe just shrugged it off and turned back around putting a further two pumpkin Pasties into his mouth. Harry shivered in disgust and then awkwardly opened the door and walked out.
He saw Ron up ahead of him carrying a trunk with the initials DM on it, it looked like he was struggling but Harry's arms were already full. Harry awkwardly followed receiving many strange looks from people walking past. A few second years even screamed and ran thinking Malfoy was going to hex them and a few 7th year prefects muttered and shook their heads as they walked passed. Harry thought he heard something like: 'setting a bad example' and 'he looks like he's stoned'.
Harry finally made it to their compartment sweating a little and breathing heavily under Malfoy's weight, he wasn't a scrawny little boy anymore he had grown just like Harry and Ron.
"Okay put him on this chair and tie him up" said Ginny. " Hermione's going to start the spells to make things permanent and Ron's going to change the clothes in his trunk to more feminine things while I start on make-up. You can come over here and pass me everything I need since there's nothing else for you to do."
Harry looked at Ginny indignantly but then settled down beside her and his eyes travelled along the large range of products they were about to use.
And the prank began…
(3 HOURS LATER: AROUND 4 O'CLOCK)
"Done" said Ron locking the trunk.
"Finished" said Ginny screwing the lid back onto a nail-polish.
"Almost...ready…nearly…DONE!" said Hermione snapping a book shut.
"It's…magical" said Harry and then he burst out laughing followed by the rest. After they had recovered as much as they could, it was quite hard to get over what they had done, they sat back and admired their work.
Sitting in front of Harry was a…girl of sorts. With long, curly, white blonde hair falling gently down her back, a heavily made up face with soft pink lipstick, golden eye shadow with brown eyeliner and black as black mascara and rosy cheeks, with size B-cup breasts filling out a halter-neck dress with pink sparkles and a pair of high heeled silver shoes sat a very, very, very different looking Malfoy.
After much debating they had decided not to take his Manhood away as it would be too disturbing and instead picked clothes that would hide it.
Malfoy was also dressed up with many accessories. With a diamond necklace and matching bracelet and earrings that matched his heels. Also a large jewelled ring was shimmering on his right hand and on his left arm was hanging a handbag filled to the top with all his daily needs.
Well you might be thinking wow I love his outfit what could be wrong about this?, But the group had decided to not change Malfoy completely and really only added hair extensions and boobs. They also decided to leave out some things that a girl might do to her appearance to make absolute perfection. His eyebrows needed a definite plucking to be recognised as a girl and surprisingly over the Summer Malfoy had decided to grow a goatee and Ginny just didn't have the heart to remove it. Also, Malfoy had obviously spent many hours working out as well for he had a very muscular upper and lower body that gave him very broad shoulders and muscles that would look totally WRONG on a sixteen year old girl. And Ginny had refused to wax Malfoy's legs as well, purely because she just didn't want to.
So there sat a very manly woman. (A/N: think of Eminem in the film clip 'My Band' when he's dressed up as the blonde chick that asks to suck his…hmmmmm I don't think I should say)
"When is he…hmm or should I say she going to wake up?" asked Ron looking at Malfoy in disgust.
"We've been working for 2 and a half hours so I think he should be knocked out for another hour or so" answered Hermione. "But I've still got some extra spells for all of us to do so that should take us up to the right time" Hermione looked around and got nods of agreement from Ginny and Ron, she couldn't see Harry but she suspected that he might be nodding too since he wasn't saying anything.
So Hermione gathered up a few of the books that were lying on the floor and handed one each to everyone, she had to hold Harry's in the air for a moment not really knowing where he was, and then they started reviewing the spells that they would soon perform.
And Draco slept on…
Okay now don't shoot me because I know I said this would be the last chapter but I've been sooo busy and I at least wanted to get some of it up so I've cut it in half. But don't worry the second half will be really good I promise.
You've only seen half of the prank so don't assume you know what's going to happen so you MUST read the next chappie…well please puppy dog eyes THANKYOU
Hope I can finish it soon
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