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Magister dixit!


Arthur Weasley went to work early again, just so he could play with a few of the strange Muggle artifacts that pass through his office. He looked around and locked his door, causing faint music to be heard in the background of his office.

"Look at this stuff

Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the man

The man who has ev'rything?

Look at this shelf

Treasures untold

How many wonders can one wizard hold?

Lookin' around here you'd think

Sure, he's got everything

I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty

I've got whozits and whatzits galore

You want thingamabobs?

I got twenty

But who cares?

No big deal

I want more

I wanna be where the muggles are

I wanna see

Wanna see 'em working'

Foolin' around with that

Whad'ya call it?

oh - electricity

Swishing' your wand you don't get too far

Brains are required for learnin', workin'

Flippin' around with a

What's that word again?

Remote

Up where they sit

Up where they talk

Up where they stay all day watching TV

Wanderin' free

Wish I could be

Part of that world

What would I give

If I could live

Outta these robes?

What would I pay

To spend a day

Watching TV?

Betcha muggles

They understand

Bet they don't torture us poor folk

Bright young muggles

Sick o' wizards'

Ready to stand

And ready to know what the people know

Ask 'em my questions

And get some answers

What's a toaster and why does it

What's the word?

burn?

When's it my turn?

Wouldn't I love

Love to explore that world around me?

Out of these robes

Wish I could be

Part of that world"

With the last word uttered he flicks his wand, causing the music to die down and unlocks his door. Ignoring the witches and wizards staring at him like he's a complete git as he opens the door to his office.