Title:
It's Stuck!
Author: OXBastetXO
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Fandom: Stargate:
Atlantis
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Summary:
Rodney and his ego...always a problem.
Warnings:
None.
Spoilers: None, but inspired by "Home"
Disclaimer:
Don't own 'em, Sci-Fi and Gecko do. Just borrowing them for a while.
I promise to give them back when I'm done, though I might keep McKay
a little longer. ;-)
Author's notes: Another of the
Spontaneous fics that defy logic or reason. ;-)
It's Stuck
By
OXBastetXO
"Sheppard to Atlantis base, come in."
"Atlantis base here. What's the problem, Major. Why haven't you come through the 'gate yet?"
"We're stuck."
"You're stuck? What happened?"
"McKay started through first and his ego got stuck."
"Have you tried pushing?"
"Did that. Didn't work."
"Have you tried greasing him up."
"Didn't work either?"
"Soap?"
"Teyla tried that and didn't work."
"Have you tried taking all the MREs and power bars out of his pockets?"
"No can do. He ate them."
"Um, excuse me. If it's not too much trouble. I'M STUCK HERE!!!!"
"We can see that, McKay. I mean, your freaking head is got the whole Stargate blocked up like a backed up toilet."
"Thank you for your ever so colorful analogy, Major, but YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
"Major, we could just shoot him."
"WHAT???!!!!???"
"Nah, too much mess to clean up afterwards. We'd be dragging little bits of him back to the base all over our shoes."
"Maybe we could just try---"
"HEY!!"
Rodney McKay tumbled out of his bed and landed on the floor of his quarters with a thump. He thrashed a moment in the tangle of his blankets.
"It's coming now, sir," came a voice from the hall.
"Geez, what is it about inflatable mattresses that they won't just fit back into the box they came in?"
