Disclaimer: The Wild THornberrys ain't mine.
Chapter 2 ----------
THe cub goes over the ledge and when all seems lost, the elephants catch it! Elephants: Ze prince! We shall raise eem az our own! they run off with the baby cub
Eliza: NOOOO!!! Ah, who cares. My work here is done! I saved the baby cub! she turns toward Rafiki As for you... she gets out a tranquilizer from her backpack Say goodnight!
Rafiki: Rafiki is not going to say good night! It is not dark and therefore-
Eliza shoots the dart and it hits his behind, causing him to go out cold. She puts a red tag with a number on his ear.
Eliza: C'mon Dar, lets get back to the Comvee.
Before she gets ready to climb back down the rock, two lions, male and female (dad and mom), sprang out from behind a rock.
Male: YOU MADE OUR SON BECOME AN ELEPHANT! YOU MUST PAY!
The male springs on Eliza and closes her in his jaws.
Eliza: Ahhh!
Before she is eaten alive, she calls Darwin.
Eliza: Dar! Be... brave! Oh, and I've left you a number of bills on my checking account and my life insurence will pay it off. Take care of Donny and remember to not let him eat any dung beetles, it gives him gas. And-
Eliza goes on and on about a will and stuff to do after she dies.
Eliza: And that pretty much covers it!
Male: Are we done yet? I'm missing my yoga class...
Eliza: Oh, sorry! Be brave Dar.... be.... brave....
The lion gulps down Eliza and trots off into the cave. Darwin gets ready to run off and survive by himself in the wild as a monkey cannabul, when the female pounces on him. Darwin dies instantly from shock. The female calls some other lions and they start dressing him up and playing volleyball.
Female: I just wanted to wish him the best of luck as a monkey cannabul, but this'll work!
TO BE CONTINUED How will Eliza's parents react to Eliza and Darwin's death? WHERE THE HECK IS THE POINT OF DEBBIE IN THIS STORY???!!! WHY AM I USING A KEYBOARD??? Find out on Part 3 of the Debbie Queen!
Chapter 2 ----------
THe cub goes over the ledge and when all seems lost, the elephants catch it! Elephants: Ze prince! We shall raise eem az our own! they run off with the baby cub
Eliza: NOOOO!!! Ah, who cares. My work here is done! I saved the baby cub! she turns toward Rafiki As for you... she gets out a tranquilizer from her backpack Say goodnight!
Rafiki: Rafiki is not going to say good night! It is not dark and therefore-
Eliza shoots the dart and it hits his behind, causing him to go out cold. She puts a red tag with a number on his ear.
Eliza: C'mon Dar, lets get back to the Comvee.
Before she gets ready to climb back down the rock, two lions, male and female (dad and mom), sprang out from behind a rock.
Male: YOU MADE OUR SON BECOME AN ELEPHANT! YOU MUST PAY!
The male springs on Eliza and closes her in his jaws.
Eliza: Ahhh!
Before she is eaten alive, she calls Darwin.
Eliza: Dar! Be... brave! Oh, and I've left you a number of bills on my checking account and my life insurence will pay it off. Take care of Donny and remember to not let him eat any dung beetles, it gives him gas. And-
Eliza goes on and on about a will and stuff to do after she dies.
Eliza: And that pretty much covers it!
Male: Are we done yet? I'm missing my yoga class...
Eliza: Oh, sorry! Be brave Dar.... be.... brave....
The lion gulps down Eliza and trots off into the cave. Darwin gets ready to run off and survive by himself in the wild as a monkey cannabul, when the female pounces on him. Darwin dies instantly from shock. The female calls some other lions and they start dressing him up and playing volleyball.
Female: I just wanted to wish him the best of luck as a monkey cannabul, but this'll work!
TO BE CONTINUED How will Eliza's parents react to Eliza and Darwin's death? WHERE THE HECK IS THE POINT OF DEBBIE IN THIS STORY???!!! WHY AM I USING A KEYBOARD??? Find out on Part 3 of the Debbie Queen!
