Discliamer: Ack, do I need to say it?
Chapter 4 -
A while later after driving for 4 day nonstop, Nigel spots something in the middle of the road. Nigel is becoming a little crazy for being stuck in the car too long drinking coffee. Nigel: KIPPAHS! he flies out of the comvee and attacks the thing on the road. He also brings his camera, which is also his new wife.
Donny also jumps out and follows Nigel.
Donny: oishdgoihs hfiheiiioii esdssefe rgghneewewi!
Nigel: I say Donny, we're going to feast like kings tonite!
Debbie stands in the doorway of the comvee.
Debbie: Lyke dad, you're lyke.... scaring me... lyke.
Nigel: Come and join us poppit!
Debbie: Lyke... I'll pass... by the way, thats not a kipper. Thats the worlds most venomous snake the one-bite-will-kill-you-so-stay-away-but-if-you-don't-at-least-bring-potatoes snake.
Nigel: Oh... dearest....
The snake swallows Nigel and Donny(for no reason) whole.
Debbie: AHHHHHHH! Lyke.
She runs into the comvee. She sits in a corner and rocks back and forth.
Debbie: I'm lyke I'm all alone... Mom, Dad, Donny, Eliza, and the monkey are gone.... lyke....
A while later there is a scratch at the door. Debbie gets up and cautiously opens it.
Debbie: Lyke......... who's there.......? I'm warning you, I've got lyke a magazine in my hand!
She looks down and sees a large male lion with a tape in his mouth.
Lion: Your sister developed this in my stomach.
He hands it to her and bounds off.
Debbie: Okay.... that was lyke.... wierd....
She sets the tape down on the counter and takes a shower for no reason. When she comes out, she realizes something.
Debbie: Lyke maybe that tape can help me....
She grabs the tape off of the counter and puts it in the VCR. A creepy looking girl flashes on including all this other wierd stuff like the girl crawling out of a well and a fly flying in the sky and a ring.
Debbie: Lyke, Oops... wrong movie.
She ejects the wrong tape and puts the right one in. It shows Eliza in a small cramped place with a flashlight.
Eliza: I don't have much time... the digestive acids are coming.... Okay, you know how I can talk to animals right? Well, you must obtain my gift! I'll give you instructions that will make you live happily ever after! 1. Go find a fat warthog thats stuck in a trap. Free him and he'll give you your gift. 2. Get eaten my a boa constrictor. I don't know why you have to do this but I've always wanted to try. 3. Find a monkey friend. One thats a neat freak and that doesn't like to live in the wild. He should have an appitite for cheese cruchies and has a funny accent. 4. Find the magic village people. They-
Before she can finish, the tape runs out and the screen goes blue with a rewind sign in the left hand corner.
Debbie: Lyke..... wow.....
TO BE CONTINUED What will Debbie do?! OKAY, WHY THE HECK IS THIS CALLED THE DEBBIE QUEEN?! WHAT IS 22????!!!!! Find out in the next chapter of The Debbie Queen!
Chapter 4 -
A while later after driving for 4 day nonstop, Nigel spots something in the middle of the road. Nigel is becoming a little crazy for being stuck in the car too long drinking coffee. Nigel: KIPPAHS! he flies out of the comvee and attacks the thing on the road. He also brings his camera, which is also his new wife.
Donny also jumps out and follows Nigel.
Donny: oishdgoihs hfiheiiioii esdssefe rgghneewewi!
Nigel: I say Donny, we're going to feast like kings tonite!
Debbie stands in the doorway of the comvee.
Debbie: Lyke dad, you're lyke.... scaring me... lyke.
Nigel: Come and join us poppit!
Debbie: Lyke... I'll pass... by the way, thats not a kipper. Thats the worlds most venomous snake the one-bite-will-kill-you-so-stay-away-but-if-you-don't-at-least-bring-potatoes snake.
Nigel: Oh... dearest....
The snake swallows Nigel and Donny(for no reason) whole.
Debbie: AHHHHHHH! Lyke.
She runs into the comvee. She sits in a corner and rocks back and forth.
Debbie: I'm lyke I'm all alone... Mom, Dad, Donny, Eliza, and the monkey are gone.... lyke....
A while later there is a scratch at the door. Debbie gets up and cautiously opens it.
Debbie: Lyke......... who's there.......? I'm warning you, I've got lyke a magazine in my hand!
She looks down and sees a large male lion with a tape in his mouth.
Lion: Your sister developed this in my stomach.
He hands it to her and bounds off.
Debbie: Okay.... that was lyke.... wierd....
She sets the tape down on the counter and takes a shower for no reason. When she comes out, she realizes something.
Debbie: Lyke maybe that tape can help me....
She grabs the tape off of the counter and puts it in the VCR. A creepy looking girl flashes on including all this other wierd stuff like the girl crawling out of a well and a fly flying in the sky and a ring.
Debbie: Lyke, Oops... wrong movie.
She ejects the wrong tape and puts the right one in. It shows Eliza in a small cramped place with a flashlight.
Eliza: I don't have much time... the digestive acids are coming.... Okay, you know how I can talk to animals right? Well, you must obtain my gift! I'll give you instructions that will make you live happily ever after! 1. Go find a fat warthog thats stuck in a trap. Free him and he'll give you your gift. 2. Get eaten my a boa constrictor. I don't know why you have to do this but I've always wanted to try. 3. Find a monkey friend. One thats a neat freak and that doesn't like to live in the wild. He should have an appitite for cheese cruchies and has a funny accent. 4. Find the magic village people. They-
Before she can finish, the tape runs out and the screen goes blue with a rewind sign in the left hand corner.
Debbie: Lyke..... wow.....
TO BE CONTINUED What will Debbie do?! OKAY, WHY THE HECK IS THIS CALLED THE DEBBIE QUEEN?! WHAT IS 22????!!!!! Find out in the next chapter of The Debbie Queen!
