Discy: On Chapter 2, not default chapter or first chapter, but Chapter 2!
This is something for one of my friends:
Ariel: Hmmmm.Julian, Shah Rukh or Tom? Tom Felton: Definitely me right? Ariel: *shrieks* It's you! Oh my god! I totally am crazy *BANG* Oww! Me: Hi, just to let you know, not a good idea to tell him you're crazy about him. Ariel: Why not? Me: I did! Ariel: Ohhh! You little - Don't you dare walk away from me! I'll teach. Me: Life goes on, isn't that right Tom? Tom Felton: Yup, got any ketchup? Me: Sure. I think I tortured 'Ariel' enough. I'm sorry Tom, but I have to hand you over to Ariel. Tom Felton: Oh man! Ariel: *shrieks again* Yay! You're all mine! Tom Felton: *worried* Uh.Can I go now, I'm sure Shah Rukh or Julian might be here somewhere? Ariel: Where!!!!!!!!!.(To be continued, someday)
A/N: uh, hello? Ne1 out there? I want some more reviews ppl! Now read this chappy and then review it, got it. Remember me saying REVIEW EVERY CHAPTER! If you folks did I would at least have.um.42 reviews! You know, anonymous ppl can review too! Now, hurry up. Btw, enjoy the next chappy. Btw, forget underlines coz I can't get that to come up too.
*Chapter 7*
**************************************The second wish****************************************
The genie thing twirled and bounced off the walls in he dormitory like a ricochet.
"Wahoo! Tunananananana! Wahoo!" It sang madly with a bass guitar blasting loud notes - he had transformed his arm into a guitar.
"Two more wishes to go! Yo, dead guy, ya wanna apparate? Well I dunno how ta do dat so leme read my manual, got it dude!"
The genie, which was talking to Harry (dead), made an elephant sized manual appear on top of Harry. He flicked through to the first page and read out the first few lines.
"The Basics of Being a Genie. Rule 1: Never make a wish concerning death come true.
"Oh, I did not know that. I knew I should've have read the first few chapters before reading the last page.
"Rule 2: Don't skip to the last page.
"You smart aleck"
"Rule 3: Don't think I am dumb because I am the manual of how to be a genie, you are supposed to be the dumb one.
"Grrrrrrrrr! Maybe I can reverse it. Reversing, where is the bloody - oh! Oh well.
"Rule 567: You can't reverse wishes, so think before you make a move!
"Well, you could have told me that before I killed him.
"Rule 29463714: Make that the wisher is careful what he wishes for.
"Um.shouldn't that be rule 1?
"Rule 29463715: Don't argue about where the rules are!
"Stupid book.
"Rule 29463716: Don't call me stupid.
"When will this ever end?
"Rule 29463717: It will end when I feel like it.
"Grrrrrrrrr!
"Rule 29463718: Genies are not lions."
Harry lay on the floor with his arms and legs sticking out at all the wrong places. His chest had stopped rising and falling an hour ago, yet no one had found him. Little did that genie know that Harry was in a world of his own.
***************************************A Friendly Face****************************************
"Harry, Harry. Wake up, sonny." A croaky voice drummed through Harry's ears.
Harry groaned as he tried to get up. His whole body felt like battered cod. And he wasn't even hungry. He opened his eyes and waited till the room was in focus. When everything was clear, he could see his in a bright white, endless room, he seemed to be sitting on clouds and the people there kept apparating from one place to another by shiny balls of light, and they wore cream coloured cloaks.
"Whoa. Where am I? I mean first there was this blue thing trying to kill because it thought I would like it, and now I'm here."
"Hey, Harry, how does it feel to be dead?"
"Uh.it feels like being alive - "
"Bingo! Alive! What do you think we revived you for? A day trip of Heaven?"
This voice sounded terribly familiar.
"You sound terribly familiar, do I know you from somewhere?"
"How thick can you get? You sound a lot like Lily than James know that I'm up here." "
*****************************************Fussy lot!*********************************************
Hermione thought that enough was enough, it was time she got an apology out of Harry if she was going to enjoy this trip. Next week they would all be starting their lessons. And surprise surprise, Snape's greasy haired cousin, Severus Snape, would be teaching potions. Funny that, not only did they have the same name, but they also behaved a like.
"What is so important that you have to rush around like that, wait it has something to do with me right." Draco apparated to her side and pulled her into a deep kiss.
"Enough! I'm going to Harry, alright, you self obsessed person."
"Me! Self obsessed! I'm Hermione obsessed."
"Uh huh, uh huh, you think that."
"Why are you going to Harry anyway, you're not two-timing are you?"
"Shut up! Look I gotta go okay, bye hun!" Hermione pulled away from him and ran out of the door.
"That girl seriously needs to sort out her priorities," Draco murmured to himself.
"Hey that's my line!" Someone yelled and made Draco jump.
Ron rushed into the room and grabbed Hermione's coat, "See yah, sucker."
"Get back here you little weasel!" Draco pulled out his wand.
"Uh, uh, uh. Hermione wouldn't like that," Ron smirked and ran out of the door after Hermione, "Oh, and you might like to know about Hermione's relationship with Krum - Viktor Krum." Yeah, I am the master of causing trouble, I am, you know it, I am, and I'll show it. Ron did a little jig on the spot as Draco had turned his back on him.
"This situation is getting worse, I can't pick on any Gryffindors any more," Draco groaned, "And what relationship with Krum, why wasn't it in the Daily Prophet? I need to boss someone around, where are Crabbe and Goyle lately?"
*****************************************Being Found******************************************
Hermione and Ron made their way up the stone steps, passing talking portraits and never melting ice sculpture of Headmasters and Mistresses.
"Boy, they really don't want you to forget this school's history," Ron said as they dashed up the stairs.
"Yes, I think Hogwarts should - "
"No!" Ron screamed, "Why do we have to see Harry, it's you who wants to talk to him, not me?"
"Look, if you didn't want to come, you could have said no."
Ron thought about this for a while, sure Hermione was great at helping you with homework but she always sounded like a dictionary whenever she said anything. She would correct Ron sometimes, and the real bummer was that she knew nothing about Quidditch. Honestly, if Ron were to give a Quidditch book to someone, he would have a read of it himself first.
Ron sighed, "I suppose I did want to talk to Harry again."
"Yeah, well why didn't you talk to him before? Where were you these last two hours anyway? You both share the same dorm."
"No one to talk to but him you know."
"What? Neville's there as well as the two plods."
"Neville had forgotten most of his medication back at home so on the third day, his grandmother came to pick him up."
"And Crabbe and Goyle?"
"Hospital wing."
"You did something to them didn't you?"
"Only last a month or so," before Hermione had a chance to scold him, Ron saw the tower to his dormitory, "It's quiet in here, the girls are out shopping but there isn't any noise coming from our dorm."
"I wander what's happened?" Hermione pondered on the shopping statement.
"Probably sleeping let's go."
"Ronald Arthur Weasley! Get up those stairs now!"
"Yes ma'am." Ron led Hermione up to the room where they decided that all was not quiet after all. They heard loud voices, one voice actually, repeatedly talking to itself. Ron and Hermione swapped anxious looks.
"What is gong on in there?" Hermione made to open the door and nearly fainted on the spot.
"Wow! A genie!" Ron gasped at the blue image.
Hermione's eyes grew so wide that they would have popped on the spot. Her attention was not on the genie but what lay under it. Her eyes were not only full with pain but anger at Ron for not seeing this.
"HARRY!" She yelled.
Ron got back to his senses and they rushed towards Harry's motionless body. Tears streamed down Hermione's face and Ron face was consorted with fear and sorrow. He tried to hold the stinging tears back. Hermione pushed the book the book off Harry with some help from Ron and managed to seal the genie with great effort. Then Hermione hugged Harry and tried to wake him up.
"Leave him."
"No! What are we supposed to do, just leave him here? Please help me revive him. Please."
*******************************************Familiar************************* ********************
"My mum, dad?" Suddenly it dawned on Harry who he was talking to, "Sirius!!!!"
Sirius's face lit up into a wide grin and he embraced Harry in a bone- cracking hug. Nice to know Harry still had his sensitivity intact.
A/N: What d'ya peeps think! Btw clear on story mixture yet, Harry Potter and Charmed part r obvious, Artemis Fowl part 2 come in l8r? If not, read on and u'll find out! And soz to the confusing and twisted troubles of the characters. They will be sorted in the end.
Btw thanks to:
Holly: Thanks 4 site.
This is something for one of my friends:
Ariel: Hmmmm.Julian, Shah Rukh or Tom? Tom Felton: Definitely me right? Ariel: *shrieks* It's you! Oh my god! I totally am crazy *BANG* Oww! Me: Hi, just to let you know, not a good idea to tell him you're crazy about him. Ariel: Why not? Me: I did! Ariel: Ohhh! You little - Don't you dare walk away from me! I'll teach. Me: Life goes on, isn't that right Tom? Tom Felton: Yup, got any ketchup? Me: Sure. I think I tortured 'Ariel' enough. I'm sorry Tom, but I have to hand you over to Ariel. Tom Felton: Oh man! Ariel: *shrieks again* Yay! You're all mine! Tom Felton: *worried* Uh.Can I go now, I'm sure Shah Rukh or Julian might be here somewhere? Ariel: Where!!!!!!!!!.(To be continued, someday)
A/N: uh, hello? Ne1 out there? I want some more reviews ppl! Now read this chappy and then review it, got it. Remember me saying REVIEW EVERY CHAPTER! If you folks did I would at least have.um.42 reviews! You know, anonymous ppl can review too! Now, hurry up. Btw, enjoy the next chappy. Btw, forget underlines coz I can't get that to come up too.
*Chapter 7*
**************************************The second wish****************************************
The genie thing twirled and bounced off the walls in he dormitory like a ricochet.
"Wahoo! Tunananananana! Wahoo!" It sang madly with a bass guitar blasting loud notes - he had transformed his arm into a guitar.
"Two more wishes to go! Yo, dead guy, ya wanna apparate? Well I dunno how ta do dat so leme read my manual, got it dude!"
The genie, which was talking to Harry (dead), made an elephant sized manual appear on top of Harry. He flicked through to the first page and read out the first few lines.
"The Basics of Being a Genie. Rule 1: Never make a wish concerning death come true.
"Oh, I did not know that. I knew I should've have read the first few chapters before reading the last page.
"Rule 2: Don't skip to the last page.
"You smart aleck"
"Rule 3: Don't think I am dumb because I am the manual of how to be a genie, you are supposed to be the dumb one.
"Grrrrrrrrr! Maybe I can reverse it. Reversing, where is the bloody - oh! Oh well.
"Rule 567: You can't reverse wishes, so think before you make a move!
"Well, you could have told me that before I killed him.
"Rule 29463714: Make that the wisher is careful what he wishes for.
"Um.shouldn't that be rule 1?
"Rule 29463715: Don't argue about where the rules are!
"Stupid book.
"Rule 29463716: Don't call me stupid.
"When will this ever end?
"Rule 29463717: It will end when I feel like it.
"Grrrrrrrrr!
"Rule 29463718: Genies are not lions."
Harry lay on the floor with his arms and legs sticking out at all the wrong places. His chest had stopped rising and falling an hour ago, yet no one had found him. Little did that genie know that Harry was in a world of his own.
***************************************A Friendly Face****************************************
"Harry, Harry. Wake up, sonny." A croaky voice drummed through Harry's ears.
Harry groaned as he tried to get up. His whole body felt like battered cod. And he wasn't even hungry. He opened his eyes and waited till the room was in focus. When everything was clear, he could see his in a bright white, endless room, he seemed to be sitting on clouds and the people there kept apparating from one place to another by shiny balls of light, and they wore cream coloured cloaks.
"Whoa. Where am I? I mean first there was this blue thing trying to kill because it thought I would like it, and now I'm here."
"Hey, Harry, how does it feel to be dead?"
"Uh.it feels like being alive - "
"Bingo! Alive! What do you think we revived you for? A day trip of Heaven?"
This voice sounded terribly familiar.
"You sound terribly familiar, do I know you from somewhere?"
"How thick can you get? You sound a lot like Lily than James know that I'm up here." "
*****************************************Fussy lot!*********************************************
Hermione thought that enough was enough, it was time she got an apology out of Harry if she was going to enjoy this trip. Next week they would all be starting their lessons. And surprise surprise, Snape's greasy haired cousin, Severus Snape, would be teaching potions. Funny that, not only did they have the same name, but they also behaved a like.
"What is so important that you have to rush around like that, wait it has something to do with me right." Draco apparated to her side and pulled her into a deep kiss.
"Enough! I'm going to Harry, alright, you self obsessed person."
"Me! Self obsessed! I'm Hermione obsessed."
"Uh huh, uh huh, you think that."
"Why are you going to Harry anyway, you're not two-timing are you?"
"Shut up! Look I gotta go okay, bye hun!" Hermione pulled away from him and ran out of the door.
"That girl seriously needs to sort out her priorities," Draco murmured to himself.
"Hey that's my line!" Someone yelled and made Draco jump.
Ron rushed into the room and grabbed Hermione's coat, "See yah, sucker."
"Get back here you little weasel!" Draco pulled out his wand.
"Uh, uh, uh. Hermione wouldn't like that," Ron smirked and ran out of the door after Hermione, "Oh, and you might like to know about Hermione's relationship with Krum - Viktor Krum." Yeah, I am the master of causing trouble, I am, you know it, I am, and I'll show it. Ron did a little jig on the spot as Draco had turned his back on him.
"This situation is getting worse, I can't pick on any Gryffindors any more," Draco groaned, "And what relationship with Krum, why wasn't it in the Daily Prophet? I need to boss someone around, where are Crabbe and Goyle lately?"
*****************************************Being Found******************************************
Hermione and Ron made their way up the stone steps, passing talking portraits and never melting ice sculpture of Headmasters and Mistresses.
"Boy, they really don't want you to forget this school's history," Ron said as they dashed up the stairs.
"Yes, I think Hogwarts should - "
"No!" Ron screamed, "Why do we have to see Harry, it's you who wants to talk to him, not me?"
"Look, if you didn't want to come, you could have said no."
Ron thought about this for a while, sure Hermione was great at helping you with homework but she always sounded like a dictionary whenever she said anything. She would correct Ron sometimes, and the real bummer was that she knew nothing about Quidditch. Honestly, if Ron were to give a Quidditch book to someone, he would have a read of it himself first.
Ron sighed, "I suppose I did want to talk to Harry again."
"Yeah, well why didn't you talk to him before? Where were you these last two hours anyway? You both share the same dorm."
"No one to talk to but him you know."
"What? Neville's there as well as the two plods."
"Neville had forgotten most of his medication back at home so on the third day, his grandmother came to pick him up."
"And Crabbe and Goyle?"
"Hospital wing."
"You did something to them didn't you?"
"Only last a month or so," before Hermione had a chance to scold him, Ron saw the tower to his dormitory, "It's quiet in here, the girls are out shopping but there isn't any noise coming from our dorm."
"I wander what's happened?" Hermione pondered on the shopping statement.
"Probably sleeping let's go."
"Ronald Arthur Weasley! Get up those stairs now!"
"Yes ma'am." Ron led Hermione up to the room where they decided that all was not quiet after all. They heard loud voices, one voice actually, repeatedly talking to itself. Ron and Hermione swapped anxious looks.
"What is gong on in there?" Hermione made to open the door and nearly fainted on the spot.
"Wow! A genie!" Ron gasped at the blue image.
Hermione's eyes grew so wide that they would have popped on the spot. Her attention was not on the genie but what lay under it. Her eyes were not only full with pain but anger at Ron for not seeing this.
"HARRY!" She yelled.
Ron got back to his senses and they rushed towards Harry's motionless body. Tears streamed down Hermione's face and Ron face was consorted with fear and sorrow. He tried to hold the stinging tears back. Hermione pushed the book the book off Harry with some help from Ron and managed to seal the genie with great effort. Then Hermione hugged Harry and tried to wake him up.
"Leave him."
"No! What are we supposed to do, just leave him here? Please help me revive him. Please."
*******************************************Familiar************************* ********************
"My mum, dad?" Suddenly it dawned on Harry who he was talking to, "Sirius!!!!"
Sirius's face lit up into a wide grin and he embraced Harry in a bone- cracking hug. Nice to know Harry still had his sensitivity intact.
A/N: What d'ya peeps think! Btw clear on story mixture yet, Harry Potter and Charmed part r obvious, Artemis Fowl part 2 come in l8r? If not, read on and u'll find out! And soz to the confusing and twisted troubles of the characters. They will be sorted in the end.
Btw thanks to:
Holly: Thanks 4 site.
