Alright, right now it is only 1am, burt I am writing it now... but I am still bery bery hypert. Please excuse my weird chap. I am unaware of what I am writing. Also, purists, I know that westron is not the same as English, but I am the author of this fic, and I want to change some things.

CHAPTER TWO- I LIKE CLOCKS

"Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle-Earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it-" Just as Elrond was finishing his sentence a great BOOM sounded, and from the sky, fell three girls.

"Holy SHIT!" Screamed Tara, "IT'S LEGOLAS!!! AND FRODO! AND... OH MY GOD!! TONS OF HOT ELVZEIS!!! Can't breath..."

Adrian skipped over to Elrohir, and sat on his lap. "I like clocks."

Lisa stood up and looked around. Seeing the weapons drawn, she sighed and walked over to a hyperventilating Tara, who was squirming on the ground, muttering to herself.

"FRYING PANS!!!!!!!!!!" a tall blonde girl with glasses landed on Legolas's lap, looked up at him, and started giggling madly. She wore a blue sleeved shirt and short light blue jean shorts, going very good with her white sneakers.

"Wot? IZZY!!! Lookie, Lisa, It's IZZY!!!!" Tara started to stand up, caught a sight of Elrond's eyebrows, and fell over laughing...

"I think you all had way to much sugar." Lisa stared at the three crazy girls, got up and started to gather them from there places.

"What is the meaning of this!" Elrond started to raise his eyebrow, and Izzy freaked out.

"Gahh!! NO!! Not the Eyebrow!!! Run for your life, people, the evil eyebrows are coming'!" she started running around in circles, freaking out the weirdos sitting down.

Suddenly finded herself knocked down, she looked up into the eyes of a hardened warrior with blonde hair. And her legs turned to jello.

The four girls had been confined to there room for two days. Elrond had interigated them, and after decided that they were quite harmless (at least, not evil) had let them live. Izzy had explored ever nick and cranny in the place and Tara had read about four of her books. Luckily, after the elves had taken their bags, they did give them back. Suprisingly, Adrian had found that the inernet connection still worked on her labtop, and had sent emails to everyone that would be looking for them. Lisa had found her walkman and an unlimited supply of batteries and was listening to Will Smith,(A/N is that who it is? He is a slow rapper) thinking of her boyfriend.

Out of no where, Adrian suddenly announces, "I like clocks." Groans are heard throughout the room.

Elrond sweepes into the girl's room, his bright purple robe flowing. He also wore a green shirt. Izabel stared at him, backing away quickly from her position on the floor.

"GAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARNEY!!!! BACK, EVIL, BACK!!! RUN!!"

"BARNEY! WHERE!! OH NO, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OH GOD NO!!! #$!!!!"

"OH SH#T!!! DIE, SPAWN OF EVIL!!!"

Suddenly, Lisa relized that they were not facing pure evil, but just creepy eyebrows. "errr... Hi, Elrondy..."

"HYA!!"

"hehe... hi..."

"oww... Oh, hi Agent Smith!" Everyone stared at Adrian, a happy look on her face. "What..?"

"Yes. Well, As we conclude that you are not dangerous," he ignored the indignant "Hey!"s and "'Cept for being nutzo!"s, "I have decided too invite you to thursday's ball. (A/N it is Tuesday) Please, where apropriate clothing." He bid them good day, and left the room.

"Elrond has left the building." Tara muttered, and Izzy started laughing hystericaly/

"I like clocks." Adrian said.

LATER THAT NIGHT

"Guys..." Adrian whispered.

"Wha?..." came the sleepy moans from the other beds.

"I gotta go too the bathroom..."

"Oh, for god's sake..."

"What!? My bowels are really flatulent!! You wanna smell the gas?"

"hehe!!! GAS!!! Hehehehenhehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!" a demented chipmunk laugh is heard.

"SARA!" Tara gasps.

"NO!! My name is Jimmy!!!"

"Sara! We've missed you!"

"WE? Gotta mouse in that pocket?"

"I don't have any pockets..." Lisa responded.

"I still gotta pee..."

Sara is a bleach blonde-red highlights- natural brunette. She has weather telling eyes (changes color) that are naturaly grey-blue-green. She is wearing a night shirt and pj's that say "Guys have feelings too, but like, who cares?". She also has a back pack.

Tara is wearing a pinightshirt that has Betty Boop on it, and her hair is very wild. (A/N goddess, is my hair ever wild. I would not wish MY bed head on my worst enemy. Okay, I WOULD wish it on those biatches, and maybe I would get a little respect for being able to tame it.. grumbles obsenities under her breath, rummaging around for book of spells) Lisa is wearing a red tank top and sweat shorts. Iz is wearing a large blue tank top and cloud pajama pants. Adrian is clad in silky guys' boxers and a sports bra, while she clutched her crotch (A/N hey, that is what people do, when they gotta go. my Mom shouts from the kitchen "PODDY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" uhhhh... )

"CaN I go now?"

"NO!! Can't you see we are talking to one of our good friends!"

" Thou jarring hedge-born bladder! I gotta goooooooo!!!!!!!"

"Come off it, guys, we can always get some good exploring in, anyway!" Tara shouted.

The girls walked around looking in people's rooms and playing small pranks (i.e. steal all of someone's clothing, write on their head with permanent marker, that kinda thing.) Suddenly, Sara burst out in song. She sang Weird Al's Your Horiscope for Today, her friends quickly joining her.

"Aquarius

There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus

You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)

That's your horoscope for today

Gemini

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud

Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no

Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you

Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)

That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you

Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window

Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius

All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)

Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying

If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)

That's your horoscope for today"

"Aye! Who goes there!" A loud male voice spoke from around the winding corner, freaking out the young girls.

"Oh Sh#t!! Iz-a-guard!!" stage whispered Tara

"You called?" Muttered Iz in a aloof voice.

"NO. You quack!"

"Freak."

"Arsewipe"

"Monkeyraper."

"Stoner"

"Donkey"

"Cheesewhiz."

"B#tch!"

"Goatss!"

"Narcisist!"

"Slut."

"Whore."

"Hooker."

"Strumpet!"

Lisa cut in. "Do you relize that you have pretty much been calling eachother the same name for the past seconds?"

"Who goes there!?" the hot male voice sounded again, his voice seemingly much closer. As the five insane girls tried to excape, he rounded the corner. When he spotted them, he shcouted, "Stop!" but that really did nothing. Does that surprise you? They ran as far as possible, down the long winding halls, and ran smack dab in to the twin sons of Elrond, Aragorn, and Legolas.

"Oh sh#t."

Adrian was bored. The five had been sitting in the little room for the past hour, waiting for Elrond to stop freaking. A song ran through her head. Oh, her favorite! My happy Ending, by Avril Lavigne.

So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let's talk this over

It's not like we're dead

Was it something I did?

Was it something You said?

Don't leave me hanging

In a city so dead

Held up up so high

On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew

And I thought we could be

Chorus:

You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

And all the memories, so close to me, just fade away

All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You've got your dumb friends

I know what they say

They tell you I'm difficult

But so are they

But they don't know me

Do they even know you?

All the things you hide from me

All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew

And I thought we could be

Chorus

It's nice to know you were there

Thanks for acting like you cared

And making me feel like I was the only one

It's nice to know we had it all

Thanks for watching as I fall

And letting me know we were done

Chorus x2

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Her dearest friends clapped for her performance. They were all pretty good singers (A/N thank you Mrs. Berg!!!), but she really put the sad in sad songs. Or sadistac songs.

Elrond swept into the room. The same thought was running through the five good friend's heads. Geez, drama queen much?. He sat at his desk.

"Now, why were you... five..." Elrond was positive there had only been four the previous morning. (it was now, like 2am. Ironic much?) "Were running around the halls this night," he ignored the outburst from Tara, who had shouted "morning!", "and I have been informed of quite a few pranks that occurred this... morning... As my sons have osured me that it was not they who had performed these pranks, I am quite positive that you five are the culprits." Actually, he had made his sons swear by the Valar that those were not their pranks. He was still quite worried that while, it was not they who played the pranks reported in the night, they had been doing some other mescheivious planning for a prank pulled on some inocent bystander, or Valar forbid, himself.

"Can you explain why you were out in the middle of the night, stomping around the castle?" asked Glorfindel, who stood to the right of Elrond.

"Er... I hadda go to da bathroom..." Adrian blushed terribly, her whole body going numb. She was telling a resurected elf that she couldn't find a bathroom by herself. The snickers from her friends made her sink even farther in to her chair. OMG.

"Then can you explain why you cannot go to the lavatory without the company of your friends?"

"Hehheh... It's a girl thing." Lisa answered for Adrian.

"Ahh..." responded Glorfindel, though he didn't look like he responded.

"Yes, Elrohir, Elladan, I would apreciate it if you led these ladies to their quarters." Spoke up a very tired looking Elrond.

"Yes, Ada." Elrohir led the five 'ladies' from the room, trepidation in his heart. Elladan started talking to

"Adrian shyly walked up beside him. "Hi..."

"Mae govannen." Well met

"Err... I am sorry about what happened when my friends and I arrived. Uh.. I know I freaked you out, and I apologize. Heheh..." She fell into step with Izabel, who was checking out Elrohir's ass. Elladan was laughing with Sara and Lisa, while Tara followed. Elladan had not experienced the trama Elrohir had, and Elladan had been quite loud after the Council.

"Mani naa essa en lle?" What's your name?

'Why had he said that?' Adrian thought. 'it was obvious that he wanted nothing to do with her, and he spoke to her? And why was a little voice in her head translating elvish?'

"Adrian..."

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