Fushigi Dobutsu

Chapter 2

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fushigi Yugi. If I did, I wouldn't be putting on Disclaimers now, would I?

pink-hair-angel: Oyha ( -- some word I made up and got used to saying), you'll see what happens next all right!

Houjun Ri: I'm thinking about making the Seiryu Seishi turn into animals also (five seconds later) of course! Plus, a funny scene where Hotohori and Nakago fight eachother.

Kaze Tizar: I made Chichiri a squirrel because he kinda resembles one, and it's what Tasuki thought he was when they first meet in the manga -

KittyLynne: I laugh at this fic myself! Personally, I really liked the part where Chiriko accidentally eats his study paper as a chipmunk. . . ::sweat drop::

The animal group was now up and ready to go. Well, not exactly 'up', because last night. . . well. . .

FLASHBACK

"Tasuki! Shut up!"

"Yeah! Quit howling!"

"I can't help it! It's a full moon!"

"I should have brought duct tape from my world!"

"TASUKI! SHOVE IT OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

"We can't sleep, no da!"

"THAT'S IT!!!"

"Nuriko! Get away! It's what wolves do! AAAHHHH!!!!!"

"M-Miaka. . . are you dreaming, or do you think my leg is food?"

"Chocolate!"

"OOOWWWW!!!"

It was a long night, that it was. . .

Any way, the group went on to their adventure, off to Mt. Taikyoku. Tamahome almost had his leg knawed off, and swore to Suzaku that he will never sleep beside a cat who's dreaming about food ever again. Tasuki was beaten up by Nuriko for howling and not shutting up, and Chichiri was half asleep.

Tasuki stopped and sniffed the air.

"What is it Tasuki?" Chiriko asked.

"I smell. . ." the wolf formed a wolf-grin. ". . .prey. . ." there was suddenly some rustle in some near-by bushes (I just love saying that, don't I?). Tasuki jumped at it, and the group heard barking and tiny squeaking. Chichiri, Chiriko, Miaka, and Hotohori slowly backed away. The wolf came out and coughed up a feather.

"It was just a stupid bird." He said. Hotohori fainted.

"L-let's g-g-get b-b-b-b-back, n-no d-d-d-da!" Chichiri studdered.

So the Suzaku group moved on!

::meanwhile in Kutou::

Flapping was heard through the hallways of the Kutou palace. A door was slammed open.

"Suboshi! Did you knock over that jar of acid with your yo-yo's agai- AHHH!!" there was a bird insode Suboshi's room, a blond one. . . standing in front of the bird, was a bobcat.

"Suboshi! I turned into a-" another bobcat ran into the room.

"Aniki! I'd say it's Friday the Thirteenth, but it's only Wednesday!!" the other bobcat yelled.

"Who's the bird?" the bobcat who ran in asked. He walked over to the bird, and knocked it over.

"Don't treat me like that!" the winged animal yelled.

"Are you. . .Nakago?" the bobcat that was originally in the room asked.

"Of course I am, Amiboshi!"

"I'm Suboshi."

"Who cares!!"

"Oh dear. . ." a voice said. "I didn't do anything wrong, did I?"

"That sounds like. . ." Amiboshi said. The three animals looked at the corner of the room, to see a mouse.

"Tomo!?"

"LORD NAKAGO! LORD NAKAGO!" a feminine voice yelled.

"Soi? What is it?" the blond bird asked. A peacock ran into the room.

"SOI!!?"

"Oh my Seiryu. . . Lord Nakago's a mouse. . ."

"Uh. . .Soi, the mouse is Tomo. . .I'm the bird. . ."

"Who cares about you! We gotta check on Lady Yui!" Suboshi snapped.

So the herd of animals raced to Her Eminence's room.

"Lady Yui!?"

"Your Eminence!?"

"Are you in there!?"

"Suboshi! I'm the General! Let me go in first!"

"Sorry, Chicago! Me first!"

"Did you call me Chicago!?"

"Why!? You're a BIRD! I'm a bobcat! I can EAT you!" the door opened.

"Guys. . . what's with all the noi-" a monkey said rubbing her eyes. She stopped, seeing a peacock, two bobcats, a bird, and a mouse standing in front of her room.

"Her Eminence is a MONKEY!!" Amiboshi shrieked.

"Let's check what animal Miboshi and Ashitare are!" Suboshi exclaimed.

"I think Ashitare is pretty obvious. . ." there was a sudden howl through out the palace.

"See?"

"Let's go find Miboshi and make fun of him!" Suboshi said. The herd of animals raced to Miboshi's room, to find a tortoise (you weren't expecting that, huh?).

"Aniki! Miboshi is a tortoise!" Suboshi exclaimed.

"I'm not blind. . ."

"What's going on here!?" Miboshi demanded.

"It was probably the Suzaku Shichiseishi." Nakago said. "they're probably the cause."

"Let's find them and bash their heads in!" Suboshi yelled.

"Violence is not the answer."

"Let's get going, Guys! I think Miaka is the reason!" Yui yelled.

"What about Ashitare?" Soi asked.

"Hmm. . .okay. ASHITARE!! HERE BOY! WOO-HOO!!" Nakago tweeped. An ugly looking wolf that resembled someone from Street Fighter raced to the group.

"Are you coming for an Ashitare snack?" Yui asked, holding out a cookie.

"Roof roof!"

"Wolves don't bark, do they?" Amiboshi asked.

::back with the Suzaku Seishi::

Tasuki dragged behind like he was tired.

"Hurry up, Flame Boy!" Tamahome ordered.

"Too tired. . . . .need. . .sake. ." the wolf gasped.

"Even as a wolf, his drinking desires are still boss," Nuriko sighed. Hotohori sat on the fox's head.

"He even pretends to be brave. It is touching," he said (remember those lines? Huh? Huh?).

"Hey, Chichiri. How much farther?" Miaka asked.

"Well, I'm not sure, no da. All I sense are some nuts near by, no da." Chichiri answered. Tasuki burst out laughing.

"What's your problem?" Nuriko asked.

"Oh. .nothing. .::laugh::. . .nothing at ::laugh:: all! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" the wolf answered. There was a sudden "Oooh!" from Tamahome, and he too, started laughing.

"C'mon guys! Let us in on the joke!" Chiriko said.

"::laugh::nuts::laugh::" Tasuki answered.

"That's just gross, no da!" Chichiri yelled. There was suddenly a familiar howl from a distance.

"Hey, it's Ashitare! The guy who killed you in the TV series, Nuriko!" Miaka said.

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."

Okay, heh heh. I'll be stopping here. Wanna find out what happens next!? R & R please! That is, is you want to see what Nakago and Hotohori's fight is about. . .